Detective Pikachu

theres literally no way this could flop. This could be the worst movie of all time and it would still be a box office hit just on the pokemon name alone.

flop moar liek PLOP amirite lel

They've built up a retarded amount of hype for this movie. Even if it's a secret stinker it'll turn a profit before bad word of mouth kills it.

>pg
yikes cringe rip gg

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>crowd's reactions
dumbfounded mus

Seems as good a time as any to be an arse about how funny Professor Juniper always made me feel.
(Still does.)

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What's the problem? The only difference is how graphic you can get with blood and violence, which doesn't really matter for a movie like Detective Pikachu.

It'd be like making Deadpool pg-13.

Incredibles 2 and Into the Spider-Verse were PG too and it worked fine for them. What exactly do you want out of DP that would require a PG-13 rating?

>what would you want
Doesn't matter anymore, it's going to be another kiddie movie nothingness so again gg rip yikes cringe, anyway.

I mean... I get it.
talking pokemon aint even new.
doesn't mean I like it

Then wash your penis.

>I mean

so can he actually talk now or was it just a movie contrivance? sure meowth spent all his time learning it but is now basically retarded when it comes to anything else

Damm the mutt is so damm hideous

Mewtwo looks cool.

Anime Pikachu can't talk normally, no. This is an entirely different Pikachu though (and only the movie's protagonist can understand him, all other people only hear "Pika Pika").

You're fucking retarded if you think this isn't earning 1 billion, it hits like 4 fucking age groups

>pikachu straining, trying to use lightning
>"i can't do it when people are watching"
actually got me to laugh

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>Arseus
I thought it was pronounced Arkeus?

You like them repeating their names over and over?

It really bothers me that its pronounced Are see us instead of Are kay us

"Arceus" is just the japanese name written in English, so you pronounce it in the same style that the Japanese version is said.
アルセウス
a-ru-se-u-su; no hard K sound.

I acknowledge that but thematically it should be ARCH e us

i thought hard sounded better because i am used to deus but there is also zeus which is softer, so i dont know

I think I'm just hooked on the idea of it being the Apis which would go great with a Latin pronunciation

When are we getting this movie bros?

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whenever they remember that series exists and finally makes another game of it

Just like captain marvel right?

That isn't black he's a ugly arse mulatto nigger (American)

hey I like snub--oh.

>yfw there are probably theologists, scholars and religious sects in the Pokemon universe that argue what the right pronunciation of Arceus is

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Why does Yea Forums say this for every movie now? You have to be genuinely retarded to think a POKÉMON movie will flop.

wow the jap dub will have a kamen rider as the voice actor