Steals Yea Forums's waifu

>Steals Yea Forums's waifu.
How much #LITTY can The Rock get?

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based but isn't he gay?

Is there a bonfire in this photo? What the heck is he cooking again?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS I THOUGHT SHE WAS PURE!!!

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You mean you cant smell it?

He definitely fucks his female co stars behind the set.

Too CUTE

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Based. With Shazam having midling returns (no sequel) and the DC extended universe put on HOLD... Rock can finally join up with Marvel as Namor The Submariner in the new F4 film!

Marvel wins again!

Your mother has had sex before. She even enjoys it.

wonder what his pointy nose wife thinks about him proclaiming his love to another woman.

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>partner in crime >:)
kek has the rock been reading PUA forums...?

>pure

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Ok now I believe the rock is gay
That post is too obviously fake, the same when that forehead lesbian got "caught" kissing the vampire: it looked awkward as fuck
I'm still waiting for Leto, though

And how would a faggot like you know this user. Please elaborate on the litty tittie rock?

The post is real.
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Vanessa Kirby is a stunner

Rock is a natural pussyslayer, he would be the one writing the PUA advice

You're missing my point
I mean that post is clearly a publicity stunt

Wow, nothing gets past this guy!

Next you're gonna tell me he didn't write the post himself!

I'm explaining myself because some dude told me the post was "real", implying I was claiming the post in OP is fake
Go act surprised, retards

She's a big girl.

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Why doesn't Hollywood let her use her real accent?

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He's too chad for just one woman

>dat dress not showing she's not on high heels
>dat shoes on Rock trying to make him look tall

Pathetic.

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Jumanji 3 will outgross Ep IX

I know someone close to the Rock and he is a socially awkward goober.

Shes scottish so gads

Why is he so likeable, bros?

Nooooo, not a goober.

Because acting like a douchebag won't get him paid

shes a whore that was passed around the executives

look it up

How can a socially awkward goober go out and cut kino promos in front of tens of thousands of people (and millions and I mean millions) of people on tv? Serious question. 80s wrestlers had cocaine. Did The Rock just flip a switch to perform?

anyone have the pic where hes holding the rock like a baby?

The Rock is so straight. You can tell because he always reminds you.

Are you suggest an anonymous on Yea Forums isn't telling the truth?

>what is his whole wrestling career

4u

#LITTY
CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS NEW RAUNCHY FLICK FROM THE ROCK

t. Kevin Nash

I'm 6'2. She could hug my chest.

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the rock is so gay

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look at that pinnochio looking bitch

FUCKING WHORE

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Rock = Karen = RDJ

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Reminder as far as we know, this is just the last movie except it’s in a phone now.

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I'd pay to watch them fuck

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The Rock isn't a douchebag, he's an ultra chad.

>*sniff*

>IN OUR JUMANJI UNIVERSE
People seem to be missing this part. Then he says he loves WORKING with her.

>didn't even put an arm around her
Yeah, I'm thinking he's gay

They start filming Black Adam early next year

Karen Gillan is a big girl and a big slut

But The Rock is one of us.

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The Rock does not have a sexuality. He just fucks.

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That's some quality shooping.

Kind of looks like she has a 3rd boob on her arm.

>look it up
t. Pic related

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fuck

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where's this from?

The Internet.

Isnt he married with a kid?

Rumours is she a lesbian

my dreams

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Yes. He's obviously talking about the characters in the movie being in love, not literally Rock and Karen.

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FUCK I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT SNU SNU WITH KAREN OR BASED DWAYNE BIG COCK ROCK JOHNSON TO GET RAUNCHY IN HER LITTY LIL ANUS

Karen Gillan as Hawkwoman in the Black Adam vs. JSA movie please

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More

I'm so _______ ______ and _____

I'll never post the one with the ginger carpet.

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And just so that you know, I even have all the Matt Smith sonic screwdriver picst too.

But the one with Karen's tiny red trimmed triangle contrasting her perfect pale slim body shall forever more stay only on my laptop.

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those are ancient
If I recall correctly he was a big guy.

Ok

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he got litty

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>everybody forgets how he had a tantrum and a hissy fit like a teenaged girl on twitter after Baywatch bombed
I can’t respect him anymore. The guy is a big pussy in a strongman’s body

The Rocks entire “nice guy” persona is fabricated as fuck

>Baywatch bombed
>This is what candy-ass jabronis actually believe
The cinema aisles were getting trenched with piss due to all the people getting litty

Based motherfucker. His dick was covered by Mammario's juices, and now Gillian's.

He has taste. Big noses are kino

all pro wrestlers are a little gay

For some people, performing is easier than normal social interaction

this would be perfect if there was just a little bit of sock poking up over the boot

He was right, the critics were wrong

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nigga looks like Michael Keaton's much younger baby brother lmao

It was ok. What they needed to do was either go HARD R titties and all of scale back the unfunny “fucks” and try to score a PG-13 rating. I feel like either of those would’ve made bank, what we were left with was some messy in between movie

What was she doing?

men

>white nerd literally needs to transform into a buff black guy to get his crush to notice him
state of this propaganda you yanks make

>the Rock
>black

Can someone explain this meme. Does someone here think it's supposed to be forced perspective or something? I don't get it?

GET

Yes. His dad is literally a black man descended from Black Loyalists.

It's accidentally forced perspective, which makes it funny. The meme is that Vin is really insecure about The Rock and so he made them film that scene in forced perspective to make sure he was as big as The Rock. Most people know it's a simple "street dudes don't look each other in the eye cuz then that's a fight" thing, but the meme is funnier.

She gets wasted at parties and passes out on benches dude

Karen is anything but pure
and that's a good thing

>tfw have to do this in every picture I'm in with women because the average woman in my country is over a foot shorter than me
Utter fucking nightmare.

The Rock is a citizen of the world with no race. He is the ultimate Mutt, unlike the average Americano Mestizo.

She had a steady bf for years when she was a model who was a photographer and split from him soon after she started getting regular acting work
ie
she's a typical woman

It doesn't remotely look like forced perspective in anyway though. It just looks like the rock is standing behind him and they don't want to look in each others eyes.

It does. I watched it in the cinema and the entire place laughed at it. It absolutely looked like forced perspective in motion and even still looks a bit like it in that still image.

IF YA SMELL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS KEKING

Damn that ugly goblina Aquafina is in this? How does she get work everyone I see her it makes wretch

Nobody in the cinema laughed you dirty autist

Jack Black seems a lot taller than I thought he was.

based just fucks

Maybe not where you are, but the Belfast ones thought it was funny as fuck.

He's next to a midget though. Hart's like 5ft 4

Well, according to google, Jack Black is 5'6 and Nick Jonas is also 5'6, which is clearly bullshit.