You ready for the announcement today?

You ready for the announcement today?

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oh good another streaming service i cannot wait

i just hope they announce none trash can mac pros

Hope they announce the se 2
My se 1 is smashed to shit but I don’t particularly want an X

iphones suck, why have we all been tricked into thinking they the best smartphone???

I’ll take apple products over google any day

Being Apple it'll be priced higher than everyone else and have 29 kinds of restrictive bullshit attached to it.

iphones are the easiest to use. anytime i tried any other kind they were hard to figure out and not user friendly at all i always would end up returning them and just go with the iPhone

Yay, another one to add to the pile.

>Netflix
>Hulu
>VRV (For Shudder, Nick Spat, Boomerang, and Crunchyroll)
>Amazon Prime
>Simpsons World
>HBO GO
>DirecTV Now
>Used to have Funimation, but cancelled after all the #KickVic shit

Then, there's Disney+ sometime later this year. I remember when streaming was the nice cheap alternative to cable/satellite. I figured it was only a matter of time until they managed to make it just as expensive to get everything.

They are the best, though.
That's how fucking shit the smartphone market is.

Apple products are cheaper than a lot of other “high-end” products on the market right now

Because I want a phone that doesn't keep track of my data and spy on me

That's only because Samsung lost it's damned mind. In the bigger picture Apple is always going to be the most restricted and highest priced version of anything.

When do they usually put out new iphones? I'm up for an upgrade this year.

Even the Microsoft laptops are more expensive than a MacBook Pro

They release the SE in the spring three years ago, though most of their flag ship phones are released in the fall

what exactly is hard about non-apple phones?

I have torrents. It has everything and is free with no ads.

>anytime i tried any other kind they were hard to figure out

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Android/Google does more spying on you than iPhone/Apple.

They are not hard per sé, just sloppy and unintuitive

F L O P

I N C O M I N G

>Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner, and J.J. Abrams have all been invited to an Apple event set to be held on March 25

It's always cringey when Apple uses celebrities.

Marketing.

They convinced people that Apple products are cooler. Their products were also more expensive so it was a way for people to show off their status. The prices also helped people solidify that Apple was a technologically superior because spending more money on something means it will be better.

The idea behind the phones is great.
Its just that the hardware itself costs them something like $2.87 per phone, put together by the lowest skilled workers in the worst parts of the world, so they have to keep re-releasing everything to keep peoples minds off the fact that they have to keep spending $20+ on an "official" charging cable every 2-3 weeks
Meanwhile i'm still using literally the same charging cable and block that came with my samsung phone 6 years ago.

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>no resurrected steve jobs
who cares about these literally whos

>per sé
cringe

ok, give me an example

t. Pajeet

>WHY DID ____ GET CANCELLED?!? I TORRENTED IT EVERY WEEK!

This. Apple has been failing at TV for years because they can't let go of making their shit locked into only their ecosystem. I'm really curious to see the ways it's incompatible with other devices or otherwise hobbles Apple style.

Interface is ugly, settings are horribly unorganized, the lower end models skip and freeze and bug out

Neither one is difficult but it takes time to get used to either. I use windows and android and whenever I have to use an iphone or mac I get confused.

>fall for android meme
>get nexus 5x
>after a month the thing fries itself and bootloops
nice

I’m sorry shlomo.

What's VRV?

apple is pretty fucking shit. All its fans are so Y boys, steve jobs is responsible for normalizing the smart phone and creating the hell world we have today, and tim cook is a massive faggot that dislikes porn

jesus christ the IQ on this burger!

>Simpsons World
What the fuck?

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Only paycucks get worked up about shit being canned. Me, I'm just happy I have one less item in the virtually bottomless 'To watch' list

Have sex

Why y'all gotta hate?

It's a streaming site comprised of a bunch of different channels. For example, I've got it for Shudder (horror movies and TV shows), Nick Splat (Nickelodeon stuff mainly from the 90s), Boomerang (classic Hanna-Barbara/WB cartoons/older CN shows), and Crunchyroll (anime).

That's the streaming site that has every Simpsons episode, from beginning to current.

Why don't I hear more people talking about qbittorrent? It's got a much better selection than Netflix or Prime, and it's easier to use, too.

small affordable phones are dead

I just want the old design back. i hate new phones with curved edges. annoying to hold landscape with 2 hands.

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who pays subscription fees to 5+ streaming services instead of just paying some hackerman from a third world shithole $10 for 6 months access to a spreadsheet with thousands of logins for every streaming service that exists

Lmaoing@you.

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I don't think I've ever said this. I still have 200 books to read on my kindle, 2000 hours of random games I want to play, and I'd rather fuck women than do any of that.

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>paying for content
do westacucks really do this?

Including the Michael Jackson episode?

They are, you're probably just poor lol

this

I'm going to say the sn word

>Simpsons World

You mean FX+? Because Simpsons World is free.

>it's another iphone/ipad that's only slightly different from the last 5 iterations and has a $200+ higher pricetag
>it's an OS update that will incorporate features no one asked for in a way that's hamfisted, poorly thought out, and detrimental to all currently existing apps and functions
>it's an overpriced peripheral that you don't actually need but the rich and stupid will pay hundreds of dollars for as a status symbol
literally
who
the
fuck
cares

>I've been trained to convoluted nonsense for so long I literally can't function in any other environment
Not an argument.

and thats a good thing

>it's google's fault samsung can't make hardware
Never go full retard.

the streaming meme is going to have a crash soon won't it
i can only hope netflix is the 1st one

dude i love apple products

Streaming is just getting started bucko
Cut the cord gramps