Scenes that you did IRL

Scenes that you did IRL

Attached: maxresdefault (1).jpg (1280x720, 98K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=A4R8Y4XSGMk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I don't know about you guys but this is LITERALLY me

Attached: 1551578545621.jpg (1000x419, 60K)

me on the right

Wouldn't you get fired?

Any scene where a guy lives alone and jerks off

Attached: guilty.png (714x400, 287K)

Attached: 1549630934482.gif (350x255, 1.78M)

Attached: index323123131 - Copy.jpg (226x223, 6K)

Attached: hitler rants about steiner.jpg (1920x1080, 126K)

Attached: maxresdefault (5).jpg (1280x720, 68K)

I'm not a white male.

Attached: Spider-Man-3-Dance-Scene-Realistic-Audio.jpg (728x728, 43K)

based

Attached: CourteousRigidAmericancrayfish-small.gif (200x150, 939K)

One time I shaved my head right down to the skin, and when I was in the shower afterward I imagined I was Voldemort from Order of the Phoenix rubbing my head and opening my eyes ominously (and then I got soap in my eyes)

Attached: giphy.gif (245x102, 1.8M)

Attached: robin_11.png (518x285, 195K)

Pedo.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Haven't seen this for a while.

Holy shit man I just wanted to post the same but the pic I got was corrupted or some shit so I though "fuck it".

Ok then it's fine

Attached: 4d6d28e7b02db677b82ccb1e4b846016.jpg (492x577, 32K)

Attached: 04ef1fe5-22e6-44d4-88b6-f6e822200cd5_screenshot.jpg (908x480, 22K)

used to make fun of my old roommate for looking like voldemort

this

Oh how I wish this was the only scene I did from the Peep show.

Attached: tumblr_myoh1578X71t4bd3bo1_400.gif (300x171, 472K)

Attached: IMG_2117.jpg (480x360, 9K)

youtube.com/watch?v=A4R8Y4XSGMk

It took them a month to stop calling.

Attached: 1390743362092.gif (426x240, 1.74M)