TIL that Danny Devito was cast as the Penguin in Batman Returns because of his small stature and round figure

TIL that Danny Devito was cast as the Penguin in Batman Returns because of his small stature and round figure

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> Hmmmm his name is the penguin.
> Let's make him a thalidomide baby.

Jesus Burton really?

fun fact, when his coworkers got paid, they bought ferraris, but danny devito bought a garbage bag full of raw sardines and ate them in the dumpster out back

Could be worse. His nose could be gushing blood.

Based Devito feeling up Michelle Phiefers ass.

Dat hand placement though

He was inspired by you.

Nice did it take you all day to think of that?

No, it took me all day to stop being disgusted by your hideous visage though

bob hoskins would have been better.

what do u think bros, would she make a good penguin in the all lady roboot of batman?? shes so stunning and brave!

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Those types of insults don’t really cut too deep when you can’t even see the person youre trying to insult

But this is an imageboard where you can't see faces. Are you sure it's not just your reflection in the monitor?

>not Nikki Blonsky
Literally one job

female roboot Joker has been cast

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>it's a "user is so butthurt about being blown the fuck out he pulls out his phone so he can pretend to be multiple people at the same time" post

Pathetic. Don't even try and deny it. Any screencap would just prove my point. You're a bitch-ass and using two devices to reply cements this fact. g'day cunt.

And the stupidest post of the day award goes to...

You

Why would someone need to phonepost to samefag on here? There isn't even ID's

unironically, have sex

Got any fresh yo mama jokes, comedic genius?

the amount of samefag is disturbing.

Ok bitch show up to my house. I'll let you fuck me in my ass. You won't. Fucking samefag idiot.

this isn't fucking reddit, take your shitty "TIL" and "BAE" bullshit back there and all your other underage friends with you, dumb fucker.

The posts were 4 seconds apart for one
I posted one of them, I’m not the guy he was replying to but if you’re gonna try to insult someone at least make it viable based on something they’ve posted yknow

I too am a retard with a persecution complex.

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I'm not insulting anyone just asking a question. I just remembered there is an IP counter as well.

Stop replying to yourself creepy samefag
>tehehe I think i'm tricking him but I'm actually proving his point tehehe

Pic related is me posting in this thread

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Two different retorts to two different posts.

TIL Joe Pesci originally only auditioned for the role of the police officer at the begining of Home Alone but the casting crew loved his performance so much they decided to also hire him to play Marv

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Fuck that's SO HOT BRO. TIL THAT THIS user IS SO BASED AND SEXUAL

DAE agree with this user?

SAVAGE

Holy shit dude you should do celebrity roasts!

I heard the first thing he bought was a new toe knife.

Reminder that Sean Young broke into burton's apartment as catwoman so he could cast her in the movie

And now, sean young is a trump supporter and supports pizzagate...imagine my surprise! Crazy attracts crazy.

DANNY DEVITO IS BOSS LOOK AT THAT LITTLE NIGGA

PS COCAINE LOL