BvS is 3 years old as of today

I like you

"is fucking great"

It is my favorite CBM, a multi-layered Baroque masterpiece of all things good and strange in comics.

3 years? That's the time it took to lose both your megastars and top drawing characters?!

DC set a new record for complete and utter failure.

Fag

Obsessing about how bad it was started at least one meme painting career

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Did you ever paint my request? It was Barry Allen "I need friends" reaction image from JUSTice League.

The Batman warehouse fight is unironically still one of the best capeshit fight scenes in the past decade. Shame about the rest of the movie though.

non. this is the only justice league one that'll probably ever have been done tbphwyf

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duuuuuude

Best capekino there ever was and ever will be

Absolutely fucking based.

Zack confirmed Darkseid boomtubed into the bat cave where Lois was under Batman's protection and Darkseid killed her and framed Batman to turn Superman evil

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Batman had great fight scenes
I still like Cavill as Superman

That give me chills

too bad it was terribly executed and he got shitcanned

Wow that's incredibly stupid. Does Darkseid at least sit in a comfy chair and explain to Batman what he did while eating the cake Alfred baked for his birthday?

heh, based dude
turns out that's from the original Chris Terrio and Snyder script that was completed before BvS even released. After the backlash of BvS, the script underwent changes. Not clear if any of the original script made it even into Snyder's Justice League before Joss came in

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I will never not be mad about this.

>boomtubed
what did he mean by this?

>hated comics
>ripped off a vidya comic

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Absolute capekinography

Its too deep for the modern audiences

>what did he mean by this
That unlike you, he knows the actual material.

Not sure if joking, a boom tube is an instant travel portal which can be opened anywhere to get to anyplace, the name is a little funky because jack kirby gave funny names to everything, like the character funky flashman

My personal favorite is Sonny Sumo.

...

Zack saying 10 different Justice League cuts exist. There's one definitive cut of his that is mostly done but needs vfx polish. Warner owns it and would have to bring him in to finish it. He says the studio feels "tremendous" pressure to fix what happened somehow and are aware of the calls to get Snyder's Justice League finished and put out.

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>There's one definitive cut of his that is mostly done but needs vfx polish.
Damn so Yea Forums was right, we've been saying it's basically done for a while now

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I am obsessed with this movie.

It is aging like a fine wine.

Best modern comic book film adaptation.

apparently he's doing some meet and greet thing right now and is being rather open now that it's not being recorded and broadcast on social media. sounds like there may be a chance. maybe that's why he said Darkseid murdered Lois. So people will keep putting pressure on WB
>I stole pic related from another tweet

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>unlike you he reads literal bed time story
am i supposed to feel bad about this?

I think we will see it one day, maybe sooner than we think

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You don't even know what that word means.

It combines the fun action of superheroes with intellectualism and philosophy.

It at least represented a director's vision, even though said vision was terrible.

Justice League on the other hand is like watching money burn on screen.

frat boy intellectualism and pop 101 philosophy, also the action scenes were shockingly dull, but sure

It's nice that it was a terrible movie and so made DC not be able to compete with Marvel.

>the original cut goes into Cyborg's backstory more than not at all
Well I'm with Zack on that one.

Jesse Eisenberg's performance was unintentionally hilarious. His hot Asian lackey was nice to look at. There's some meme-worthy material that was wrung out of it.

Everything else is shit.

That is some contrived shit. I'm over the moon that this faggot is gone

A puddle is too deep for modern audiences, and this movie has a CGI troll being stabbed with a glowing green spear, so I don't think that was the issue

Ah, so he does know it, he just absolutely refuses to put any of it in the movie. Got it.

I really, really hope this happens.

The cinotamography is beautiful

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I agree completely.

Is this the movie with the dildos?

>DCpajeet shills and DCucks are still at it

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It won't. Aquaman made a billion and Shazam is a big critical hit. They have no reason to indulge Snyder

What you should feel bad about is your unwarranted intellectual snobbery.

>everything looks like dreary garbage
>nothing but shit browns and dull grays
>so darkly lit that you sometimes can't even tell what's going on

I sure hope so.

>A second fresh review!

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Imagine coming into a thread about something you hate just to post shit like this

I still had a chance at fixing my life when it came out.

damage control harder

Sure I do. In this context, it means "intricately detailed, fantastically ornate."

Obsess more retard, or fuck off and find a thread about something you actually enjoy

Absolutely agree, Captain Trips.

You DCucks go into MCU and Captain Marvel threads all the time, so I don't see why it should be any different.

I'm not even the user who posted those images but wanting all dissenting opinions to leave so you can have your fee fees protected in your safe space is really not the name of the game on this board, faggot

this

>muh crayola box cinematography
stop posting

Did it really take you like 18 whole minutes to google it?

Lucky trips confirm BvS was kino and we will all get girlfriends this month

So in your world, things are either over-saturated to the point of neon that makes your eyes bleed or they are a dreary dull nightmare that is like looking into a mud puddle for two plus hours. I'm just curious, what debilitating eye condition do you suffer from?

And what happens if you DON'T get girlfriends this month?

Knowing what a Boomtube is is surface-level knowledge compared to what Zack put in these films. He gave us a live-action comics setting where the myths are all real - all of them - and where a man can rise to something like a modern myth by courtesy of the image he puts forth into the world, where men can rise to godhood through both virtue and villainy.

I’ll always have BvS user

They have plenty of reasons to, but you are either incapable of seeing them or unwilling to acknowledge them.

Go to bed, Zack. Only you could say something that bereft of substance and think it was profound.

Reminder that back when thor (the first one) was happening, snyder was shocked how the fuck thor is getting a movie, while a superman movie (this was during the pre production of man of steel)
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Meanwhile thor ragnarok made more money than JUST League....fucking pathetic. This "man" should never be allowed to make movies ever again. A fucking Freddie Mercury movie made more than JUST League, or BVS. A fucking Batman VS Superman movie should easily made one billion dollars. Even Uwe Boll could have made this happened. But not snyder. He's a fucking national embarrassment.

I'm at work, faggot.

I believe user is saying that they have no FINANCIAL incentive for it and since these are two hour toy commercials intended to sell merchandise to children and men with learning disabilities, that means they aren't going to bother

I liked the Wonder Woman theme.
Also WW and Batman were cool.
There.

Nice

Does Zack Snyder shitpost about himself on Yea Forums - television & film?

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And you spend your work hours shitposting about Zack Snyder's cinematic bowel movements on Yea Forums? You'll be shit-canned and back in your mom's basement in no time, newfriend.

And only a dismissive fuckhead would dismiss the importance of it in a comics setting. You got two decades worth if "But what if they were real?" Wasn't that enough for you? These movies are asking "what if *their* world were real?" instead of just cheaping out and pretending it's just ours with superheroes in it.

We theater goers were mercifully spared the even longer version

He also said he doesnt have any idea about that suicide saquad artwork with steppenwolf and the parademons since he never talked about that kind of story with David Ayer, though Granny goodness would have been fun as a villain, they never got to talk about that for suicide squad either of course

I'm babysitting a mainframe with little to no processing for it to do post-weekly and performing weekly reboots of a bunch of Linux boxes. I'll never not have this job.

What the actual fuck are you talking about? You like BvS because it takes place in Metropolis instead of Brooklyn? What kind of attention to world-building are you referring to beyond having Gotham be across the street for plot convenience? You felt immersed in that shit? I feel sorry for you.

Wayne, is that you?

Dumb question but is Synder ever coming back to the DCEU or is he out for good?

I'd be surprised if he is ever allowed to direct another film

>3 years
>plebs are still seething because the film went over their heads
lmao

This is how you disqualify yourself from the discussion - by being neither knowledgeable enough to know what I'm talking about or perceptive enough to understand what you're reading. And no, I won't spoonfeed it to you, you condescending fuck.

You just played yourself.

I understood the film, I just thought it was fucking stupid.

It was to smart for it's own good

He pretty much fucked DC into oblivion. He's never coming back.

>You are wrong but I won't give you any reasons why and that is why I therefore proclaim that I have won the argument
Jesus Christ, you really are a BvS fan

one of the greatest injustices in recent movie history and the frist real victim of the mouse brigade.
Probably the only half decent capeshit that showed the audiences that there is something else than the constant meaningless quipfest that Marvel ‘movies’ are.
Too bad they every normie capeshit fan was already poisoned by the Marvel chalice.

>DCpajeets still obsessing over a 3 year old movie
>Snyder quit to focus on indie stuff
>Affleck, Smith and Fisher are done
>Suicide Squad is going to be a reboot one goddamn movie in
>The Batman might as well be a reboot too
> WW 84 is being approached as a reboot
>The Joker movie has nothing to do with anything
>Kevin Tsujihara was fucking FIRED
>James Gunn REHIRED by Disney

J U S T

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honestly is this Zack?

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>to

Depends on WB, even if people working there were to be frinedly with him, the question is if they wuld be on board with his movies, I mean its not bad to do serious self contained mopvie series and killing batman at the end but they all have to be on board, not to mention if they have to decide in what direction do dc based films, they can do them as separate entities but on e way or thew other the films that Snyder proposed are pretty big in scope which means that they have to get bigger spotlight in the lineup instead of being "fringe and experimental", like one could say about the new joker movie, and anyways its a weird bet since Shazam and Aquaman and WW are connected with Snyder´s films but are trying a shift in tone somewhat.
Basically depends in what the guys at WB want to do with their money

Yeah, either that or we just never tire of making fun of you for proclaiming something so terrible and embarrassing as your favorite movie ever.

It's definitely one or the other.

>one of the greatest injustices in recent movie history and the frist real victim of the mouse brigade.
my favorite capeshits are the TDK trilogy. BvS is fucking uppity cancer. It was terrible. There was no conspiracy, it was just shitily executed propaganda for autism.

Which is why the movie has badly timed quips, a nonsensical hole-ridden plot that is really just a placeholder for set pieces and embarrassing CGI fights just like the Marvel shitfests do.

Yeah DC movies are too good for qui-
>The red capes are coming!
>I thought she was with you
>DO YOU BLEEEED
>"I'm a friend of your sons" "I figured because of the cape!"

Nah, m8. I still remember the first few days of discussion (symbolism, imagery, themes, etc.) after the film came out. You faggots were singing the tune "lmao you're just making this shit up", to "I g-got it b-but it's still dumb", when the evidence piled up against you that the film requires analysis and active spectators in order to be fully appreciated, and that it wasn't your ordinary mindless capeshit. Even more so right now that Zack has been discussing the film more openly on social media recently.

>when the evidence piled up against you
[citation needed]

>constant meaningless quipfest
>i thought she was with you
literally makes no sense. he invited her

It can't even rise to the level of basic popcorn entertainment. It has a villain who is literally a walking plot device without a SINGLE line of dialogue. It attempts Marvel-esque quips but they aren't even kind of funny, and often they make no sense or the timing is flubbed. It culminates in a giant mess of special effects that goes on for way too long just like every Avengers movie. I really would think the DCucks had bit off more than they could chew if they were defending this as being decent or entertaining, but they are actually trying to convince the world that they genuinely believe that it is some kind of artistic achievement of filmmaking that should have been nominated for awards. Has there ever been anything more pathetic?

It was genuinely extremely ambitious, which it legitimately deserves points for despite the fact that it completely failed at every one of those ambitions.

yeah most of this shit started on Yea Forums threads, how new are you?
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I'm looking but I'm not seeing any evidence, just some blowhard reading way too much into the minute details of a shit film

> to "I g-got it b-but it's still dumb"
cramming pretentious subtextual bullshit into a movie with no basic plot coherence doesn't matter. It's an autistic, terribly edited mess.

>p-pretentious
lmao there's the brainlet cope mechanism, not an argument by the way

Neither is "there's that brainlet cope mechanism"

But the editing got fixed in the director's cut.

It fished a few needles out of a haystack of problems, and was an even longer chore to sit through as a result.

how is a bunch of bullshit christian renaissance imagery NOT pretentious?

And yeah it is an argument. When you fill your movie with pretentious imagery and draw parallels with religious themes, you're demanding the audience take the movie seriously, ,you're creating a higher pedestal to judge it. So then, when the actual surface level plot is a bunch of meaningless meandering nonsense that doesn't matter, it makes it DOUBLE BAD.

They fucked up the execution of basic shit, while cramming in pretentious shit. Making it extra shit

No you don't get it Satan
Superman is like Jesus
He was his father's only son
He came down to earth to save us

Yeah "save us" by destroying hundreds of buildings and damaging massive amounts of property. Say what you want about Captain Toefungus but when she fought her ayylmaos she didn't risk the lives of thousands.

movie is notable for being trash

>everything needs to be a colourless grey blob like my non-graded marvel flicks
No thanks, kiddo

>The red capes are coming!
>DO YOU BLEEEED
These aren't quips you utter retard

this. these retards don't even know quips are and we are supposed to take them seriously

great idea executed badly but still miles better than any other capeshit

Yeah, they are not quips. Its autism. BvS is filled with autism that panders to actual autists

>he actually saw captain marvel

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>risk the lives of thousands.
Put yourself in Clark's boots. If you were Superman and you had Zod and his people cause havoc without mercy what would you do? Ask Zod nicely to please move to a safe area to battle DBZ style? Come on, be realistic. Zod would definitely just stick to the plan as he does not care for humans. In MOS Clark is only just starting out, don't expect him to know exactly what to like Reeve's Superman who had 12 fucking years to train in the fortress of Solitude.

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Great movie.

>b-batman v superman is filled with quips too!!!
>no it's not
>o-okay but it's autistic!!!
Do you even know where you are, you dumb shill? Calling something autistic on Yea Forums is not an insult.

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... WAYNE?

Feels great, doesn't it?

>no it's not
yeah it is. It has some of the most cringey bullshit in ANY capeshit movie. The only thing more awkward and retarded than the quips are the lines they fucking say unironically.

Three years ago today my ex tried to cuck me with another guy in the theater during this movie in an attempt to sabotage our relationship. Thots begone

If you're not able to discern the almost completely separate narrative being conveyed through the film's visuals and what they're saying about the nature of the "world" the films take place in, it's pointless trying to explain to you how they relate to deep comics lore that you similarly know nothing about.

Essentially, Snyder gave us a continuity where it was Superman's debut that kicked off a new Heroic Age, not by coincidence, but by the very nature of how their world works. The beauty of that and the honor it pays to the character will be forever beyond you. To you, it will always just be pretty visuals that have nothing to say.

Fucking nailed it.

alright Snyder. next time don't phone in the fucking edit you hack

I loved all the shitposting that came out of it in the summer of 2016, seeing the whole board filled with nothing but BvS posts was fucking hilarious.

samefag

>people still buying into BvS is deep meme
OH NO NO NO NO

>well it's okay to say it ironically!! XD

no it's cringey to say shit like "FIGHT NIGHT" and MARTHA no matter what the intent is. That's the point.

It's shit on all levels of irony.

superman is fighting the dark kNIGHT and it's fought during the night. Lex does similar play on words during the film. doubt you even noticed it
>inb4 i understood bit just dumb
martha was alright and you probably think its because of same mommy names anyway

>It's shit on all levels of irony.

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I didn't expect a legit reply, so, I'll be fair. I do agree that Clark was in a tougher position in Man of Steel. There is a reason why I can argue for the merits of Man of Steel, since it posited Clark as a man trying to do his best against a truly demonic foe. Its just a shame that the direction of MoS ended up focusing more on the "spectacle" than the "heroic parts", which is why the damage cannot really be ignored in hindsight.

I saw Alita twice to make up for it.

>superman is fighting the dark kNIGHT and it's fought during the night. Lex does similar play on words during the film.
yikes

the heroic part is him saving the world by destroying the world engine and killing zod. ofcourse damage happened. it happens in all superhero movies with such stakes.

>it's filled with quips
>can't even list more than 2

>watching more shit to make up for it

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MoS and BvS are part of the few superheroes movies an adult male can watch without going full cringe.

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It showed how much Superman impacts the mainstream lexicon of the DC universe, and gave us probably the best betrayal of “brutal urban legend” Batman ever. I wish we could’ve gotten a movie of Ben just terrifying criminals, cuz e was a beast in this movie.

He damn sure was. It is legit the only time I've found a live-action portrayal of the Batman intimidating. He's been cool many times, but never intimidating.

Batman Begins had a pretty intimidating Batman, but Ben’s Batman felt like the comic character jumping from the page onto the screen. The “batgod” that comic fans have come to know and love, was a reality.

every goddamn line of dialogue is either a retarded monologue or a quip

I can name several good movies from Begman or Tarkovsky or Cameron, but I don't think I can name one from Snyder.
Not one.

A misunderstood masterpiece

That's not batgod though. Batgod wouldn't have been fooled by Luthor and he would've killed Doomsday on his own because he was prepared for it.

I'm trying to think of notable quips from other movies. "Is she with you" is probably the most memorable cringe

>Dawn of Dead
>300
>Watchmen
>Sucker Punch [Director's Cut]
>MoS
>BvS

He's the ultimate kinomaker.

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We all are lucky to have lived long enough to see this absolute masterpiece.

What the fuck are you even trying to say with this post?

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I agree. Nolan's finest Batman moment was that warehouse scene in Begins. It was the only time that depiction even came close to what Snyder and Batfleck gave us.

That’s facetious, in the comics, Batman has gotten BTFO many times by Doomsday. But what I meant was, this was the first time Batman had been portrayed like the TANK he is. Very good portrayal IMO.

I notice you listed the movies he's made, and that's very good, but you have failed to name a good movie.

You have no idea what "Batgod" refers to, please stop using phrases you don't understand the meaning of, it embarrasses you and everyone around you.

I rather liked Batman’s scene at the end of TDK, it showed us Batman as a more emotionally driven character, aware of his situation, and understanding that not even Batman can solve everything. The Nolan Batman movies will always be great because of the great acting and overall stories. Snyder’s Batman was just more, well, “Batman”.

Trips of truth.

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It was simply too high iq for modern capeshit audience.

You're right. I guess I was more put off by the tone of the movie during the fights. But you raised a good point there. Maybe its the reason why I compare Man of Steel to the first Thor movie (and I'm the only one on Yea Forums who does so). The heroes were roughly similar - godlike being descending upon mortals and learning to live with them - the stakes were somewhat similar, as both Superman and Thor had to face equal rivals who wanted to enact a form of genocide to achieve their goals. Its why I can defend Man of Steel. But I can't do the same for BvS.

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"Good" or "bad" are personal tastes, user.

I remember that article...

glad that made you feel a little differently. but this Man of Steel learned what it meant to be a human first and then embraced his powers which is kinda the opposite for Thor.
what did you not like about BvS?

>Dawn of Dead
Eh

>300
>Watchmen

Both are good. No, they are great. Literal kinos.

>no mention of the owlkino that is Owls of Ga'Hoole

Are you a pleb?

>Sucker Punch [Director's Cut]

Aight, I guess.

>MoS

Decent. About as good as the first Thor movie. Perhaps even better and worthy of kino.

>BvS

Shit.

Snyder's not a kino god. If anyone really is a kino god, its an auteur like David Fincher or James Cameron. Even Shyamalaan has more integrity than Snyder. And I'm not saying that Snyder has not made any kinos, I'm saying he's only truly made 2 to 3.

None of these movies deserve to be called kino. You've allowed your standards to fall into the mud.

Well I'l admit - I don't have supremely high standards. But I won't go as far as a the typical DCshill to say that everything Snyder touches is "gold". However, I will say that Snyder has made a few really good movies.

>really good
Watch more movies.

Fair enough bro. I'll be watching Scarface tonight.

It's better than all the marvel combined.
It's messy, but better.

A fucking jar full of piss

>what did you not like about BvS?

Its not World's Finest. That is my main gripe with it.

BvS had problems, so many problems that, instead of detailing all of them, I'll just list a few:

>Superman let Jimmy Olsen die
>for a character described as being nonlethal, the way Superman apprehended the terrorist leader, by slamming him into the wall, was pretty violent and may have resulted in death. To compare, consider the way this boy slams the woman at the end of the Brightburn trailer youtube.com/watch?v=g6eB0JT1DI4
>Superman is depicted as being aloof, oblivious, and perhaps allowing things to happen. The courtroom scene where he could have prevented a bomb explosion still happens. I get what Snyder was going for, especially its analogy to Dr. Manhattan allowing Comedian to kill a pregnant woman, but its still too demeaning to Superman's character
>the whole setup for the movie as a Batman versus Superman fight
>where Superman is a bully who tells Batman to "bury the cape, consider it mercy" and Batman sees Superman as a danger that has to be neutralized
>Superman can appear anywhere in the world to save Lois Lane, but cannot detect his own mother being in danger
>Batman and Superman resolve their differences because their mothers shared the same name
>Superman needlessly sacrifices his lfie when either Wonder Woman or Batman could have used the spear
>and thats not counting the fact that the tease for Justice League was slammed halfway through the movie via emails

I could go on, but BvS was too many things, too many problems, and completely dissatisfying. If I had to pick a better Batman & Superman movie, here's one:

youtube.com/watch?v=rsmqc4RhSQY

Decided to divide my post into two parts.

My main gripe with BvS is that it was too many plots. It was:
>Batman versus Superman
>prequel to a Justice League movie
>the death of Superman
>Man of Seel part 2
>rushed Batman origin story

all of this, all at once. It could have removed three of the above two and focused on one main point.

Even though Aquaman had an epic underwater battle, a kaiju, a trek around the world and political intrigue, its story was basically a man coming to terms with his position as royalty and assuming a kingship. Wonder Woman was about Diana going out in the mortal world and realizing that the enemy is not as clear-cut as she once thought it to be. Even Man of Steel had a singular focus, one you mentioned.

To parallel that, the MCU has been working on that, slowly building tis cinematic universe with films that had a primary or singular focus. It tooks its time. BvS failed because it was rushing it, with too many plots that could have been told in 3, maybe even 5 different movies. I am not exaggerating when I say I'd rather see an Aquaman movie, and a Worlds Fienst movie, before they did Justice League.

It's dead. Shazam proves Batman vs Superman was a mistake.

One of best films of 00s

And in my personal top 10 films ever made

>Superman let Jimmy Olsen die
he could have been a CIA alias for all we know. maybe them killing him prompted him to fly there in the first place.
>slamming him into the wall
he doesn't probably looks that way
>he could have prevented a bomb explosion
the bomb was lead lined so he couldn't see it. probably didn't think it was suspicious enough to look into
>the whole setup for the movie as a Batman versus Superman fight
it was built up well imo this is fairly long if I have to go into it.
>where Superman is a bully who tells Batman to "bury the cape, consider it mercy" and Batman sees Superman as a danger that has to be neutralized
that was a fair warning to someone like batman, superman has been noting that the bat branded criminals were being killed.
>Superman can appear anywhere in the world to save Lois Lane, but cannot detect his own mother being in danger
in the previous scene with his father he came to realize Lois was his world and was probably looking to speak to her after he left left her at the balcony
also there's zero chance his mother would run into danger like Lois
>Batman and Superman resolve their differences because their mothers shared the same name
not exactly he realizes Superman has a human mom and he cares about her life more than his own in his dying breath. also we know that Thomas Wayne utter "Martha" when he couldn't save her.
later Bruce say's Martha won't die tonight. he couldn't save his Martha so he tries to save Superman's
>Superman needlessly sacrifices his lfie when either Wonder Woman or Batman could have used the spear
the sharp things coming out of Doomsday could have killed Batman or Wonder Woman if they had been the one to do the final blow.
>and thats not counting the fact that the tease for Justice League was slammed halfway through the movie via emails
I can't argue much about it, it was a different way to introduce characters.

you may feel most of this is BS but this movie gets better after every rewatch

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Also Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

Most of that IS bs. Most of your rationalizations are stuff you made up, things that "could" have happened, how they "probably" were meant to be seen as and so on.
And also
>in the previous scene with his father he came to realize Lois was his world
He's talking about Superman appearing in the middle east to save Lois. You could argue that "he was probably standing by because he figured out she'd be in some danger at some point", but it would have been nice if the movie acknowledged it in some way, especially since a major plot point later on hinges on him not realizing that another loved one of his was in danger IN THE SAME CITY HE'S IN.
This is the fundamental mistake that the movie makes time and again. The movie's events aren't literally impossible, but a script written by a competent writer would iron out all of these kinks. You just found ways to mentally avoid them.

>Superman is depicted as being aloof, oblivious, and perhaps allowing things to happen. The courtroom scene where he could have prevented a bomb explosion still happens.
The chair was lead-lined. There is a scene where lois say that over the phone.
>Superman can appear anywhere in the world to save Lois Lane, but cannot detect his own mother being in danger
Interesting. You can blame WB for making you feel this way. Snyder explained that there was a scene where superman flies over metroplis after the meeting with lex on the rooftop. he tries to scan the whole city for his mother and he kinda sees all the ugly part of the city and hears screams and stuff. And it kinda makes him feel like so many bad things are happening and i'm not doing anything.
>Batman and Superman resolve their differences because their mothers shared the same name
Clark saying martha was like a wake up call for bruce. When that happens bruce comes to his senses and realizes that if he kill superman then he is no different than the guy who killed his parents.
>Superman needlessly sacrifices his lfie when either Wonder Woman or Batman could have used the spear
Wonder woman was busy holding doomsday down with the lasso. Batman couldn't go near doomsday because he a human and doomsday was emitting some kind of energy rays and sparks. But he did shoot it down with a kryptonite and fear gas infused bullet to make it vulnerable.

if you have any points to suggest I'm wrong then go ahead. instead of making lazy remarks
>in the previous scene with his father he came to realize Lois was his world
no he clearly meant the scene where Lex is pushing her off the helipad notice how he says he didn't do the same for martha.

i think it's amazing how out of touch WB execs managed to hack together something resembling a superhero movie from HACK snyder's edgy teen mess

Is there a full video?

I was going to make this thread, but I'm glad someone else did before me.

RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT

>terribly executed
But it was never executed? Shillbot malfunction?

It’s in the Ultimate cut. I think it’s in the theatrical, too. Lex knew where Superman would be because he’d already figured out he was hovering Lois when she was on dangerous assignments.

the score is the only good thing about it

None of these are quips. You can't just call every line a quip.

>person who doesn't know the source material admonishes someone who does for not putting the source material in
If you don't know it, how would you know it wasn't added?

There's still time for WB to get money. They don't have to spend too much on finishing visuals, just say that it's an incomplete version and have some special screenings. They can make boatloads of cash and make up for the JL loss.

CHECKED

it was fun and entertaining movie. one of my favourite from the newer capekinos. still haven't watched he ultimate cut. maybe soon.

You should. It's especially good for Superman fans.

You are completely and utterly full of shit.

All of the successful films had Snyder influence. Even Shazam has Snyder influence. My theory: they will bring him back for a smaller cape project after two non-superhero movies, then if that smaller project succeeds, he will be back for JL2 or 3.

Only if they are developmentally disabled.

quip
/kwip/
noun
noun: quip; plural noun: quips

1.
a witty remark.
synonyms: joke, witty remark, witticism, jest, pun, sally, pleasantry, epigram, aphorism.

Yes they are. They're just shitty and not funny or clever.

SNYDER BAD
MARVEL GOOD

More like Snyder embarrassing, Marvel passable

how to tell someone knows nothing about cinematography

It's a bland, dreary mess and if you think it looks good you are either an edgy teenager or a drooling moron.

I’m afraid not. That’s the story the imagery is telling. When magic is awake in their world, metahumans become possible, and what they are are proto-gods - people who become larger than life due to circumstances or by virtue of their own determination, ingenuity, or bravery.

Batman gets his own imagery. So does Lex. That’s because they’re focal points of mankind’s attention. Neither of them gets it on the same level as Superman because neither of them looms as large in the minds of the people. That’s the god-making power of mankind, their magic - the power of myth. Their belief has real power. They talked about it in Suicide Squad. They talked about it in Justice League. They’re talking about it *again* in Shazam! Mankind’s belief has power, and how they perceive you is carried in the imagery.

Here’s Luthor, who spends most of the movie presenting himself to the world as a self-deprecating philanthropist. The saintly imagery associated with him grows crisper throughout the film, at least until that facade crumbles and the world at last sees his true nature.

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I say again. You are completely and utterly full of shit.

And why do you think that is so profound exactly?
>hey stick some god imagery in the scenes where Lex is talking about gods and myths and shit, that way manbabies will think it's deep

And you’re just as wrong this time as the first time.

I have yet to see any evidence of that, since your explanations have been complete and utter asspulls so far

>>rushed Batman origin story
Who could this misterious batguy be?

kek you're literally acting like what you just described here

The "Does the World need a Superman" Scene is great

You have to properly introduce a new interpretation of a character, even if it's a familiar character and ESPECIALLY if it's a new vision. That's how storytelling works, you imbecile.

Because it says something about the power of the human imagination that goes beyond some smarmy, superficial bullshit that sounds like it came from a Hallmark card. It’s saying that each of us has the potential to be a legend, and it’s presenting it as the truth of their world.

Explain in your own words how
"The red capes are coming!" and
"DO YOU BLEEEED" fit that definition

NPC

I never made outlandish claims that need to be verified.

It’s in the imagery across both from films. It’s in the Enchantress’s motives in Suicide Squad. It’s in what she says both to her brother as well as the Squad themselves.

Belief and worship are tangible forces in their world.

>each of us has the potential to be a legend
But user, that sounds exactly like some smarmy superficial bullshit that would be on a Hallmark card.

Non-argument discarded

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you want me to explain jokes to you now? Okay... well the first one is a take on the phrase, "The redcoats are coming!" and is meant to be a clever play on that well-known thing from history. It fails, because it's not clever. But they thought so much of the line that they put it in the trailer, which is where quips belong.

Do you bleed is, I'll admit, more debatable. But it's definitely trying to be a memorable line or catchphrase that kids say to themselves when they play with the action figures, so it's in the same ballpark. It's stuff that a deep, sophisticated film wouldn't need to have in it.

You're 3 years too late, buddy. The new narrative is "uhh we knew about that but it's still bad though!"

It’s all n the presentation. Some things you can’t say aloud without diminishing them. I guess you’ll demand I prove that, too.

I actually liked it unironically

Knew about what, exactly? That Snyder but religious imagery in the background to signify something or other? It says a lot about you that you think that is deep or innovative. It's surface, 1 to 1 level subtext. It's not even subtext. It's text.

>my headcanon is best left not said aloud
Well I guess we at least agree on something

>it’s only proof when I say it is
Snark!

Prove that’s all it is.

Same. Ultimate Cut of BvS is my favorite capeshit movie. At the very least Snyder tried to make something different from Marvel flicks. I appreciate that.
Wonder Woman, Justice League, Aquaman all felt like were slowly transforming into Marvel-tier quip ridden trash. And now Shazam is like the final nail into the coffin of Snyder's legacy.
inb4 pajeet memes
I'm snownigger.

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You're in denial.

BvS is kino!

A kino argument for a thread for a kino

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Finally reached home. Will respond to the replies I got
Bruce Wayne's backstory has been covered so many times:
youtube.com/watch?v=jtpxEmInvfg

When the MCU rebooted Spiderman in Spiderman:Homecoming, they skipped the entire backstory. It was a given at this point. The backstory for Batman in BvS cannot top the origin story given Batman Begins.

Just to note, I'm the original guy you were responding to. I'm not >lead-lined chair
You say that would have insulated it but, this is like, Superman. This was a guy capable of hearing sounds from miles away, and was capable of hearing even the slightest thing. Even the ticking of a bomb in a wheelchair wouldn't alert him? Its one gripe I had with that scene

>0 chance his mother would be in danger
Except she got into danger twice, Nnot only in BvS but also in MoS - remember how Zod's gang damaged Martha's home. It makes Clark seems like he is more focused on Lois, which only makes him look a bit more bad

>Martha humanized SUperman
I'll admit - Lois coming in to point out that Martha was Clark's mother was what convinced Bruce at that point. But it still felt like a super sudden agreement to work together after the whole movie had been gearing up for their fight

>Doomsday could have killed Batman or Wonder Woman
Fair enough

>it was a different way to introduce characters
And I'll argue it was the wrong way. It felt rushed, and was placed in the middle of the movie. Its not the same as waiting out for the end of the movie to tease you, it just blatantly states "we got these characters, this movie is being made for another movie that will come out next year"

>deleted scene

That really is a tragedy that Snyder could not have included such a scene in the theatrical cut. Maybe I might give the ultimate cut of BvS a watch. I'm not too keen though - I have enough backlog, and and ultimate of BvS can't compare to the ultimate cut of Watchmen.

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>The music sounds like sticking your head in a beehive while drowning in lava
BWAAA
BWAAAAA BWAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What makes you think a bomb has to tick? Digital clocks don’t tick.

>you want me to explain jokes to you now? Okay... well the first one is a take on the phrase, "The redcoats are coming!" and is meant to be a clever play on that well-known thing from history. It fails, because it's not clever. But they thought so much of the line that they put it in the trailer, which is where quips belong.
So you're saying it's a witty remark but it's not actually witty? How is it a quip then?
>But it's definitely trying to be a memorable line or catchphrase that kids say to themselves when they play with the action figures,
According to who? It's not a quip.

youtu.be/Rdc6QjBNOOU
youtu.be/rD5wQROo_bs
youtu.be/ShTw1x2Lsrc
Truly.

This is why the Snyder movies are still relevant even if the average scores of DC go up, sure, but the first two movies did a good job at setting up a world of darkness AND a world where we can move past the darkness into a Heroic Age.

It shows how terrible the movies would be if always just dark and develops many rules for the characters to follow. At least it was edgy enough to challenge the assumptions that any of these characters should ever be good and then proves why we need them as they are.

>lead-lined chair
it's a plot point in Ultimate Edition cut though I'm assuming that's the one you saw. do bombs really need to tick even I'm not sure. he does realise it just before it goes off
>0 chance his mother would be in danger
but zod just extracted information from him and Lois and he was aware there's danger. he had no clue Lex knew his identity till he faces him at the helipad
>Martha humanized SUperman
if you look at it Superman has never actually done anything wrong. Batman was about to murder him for something may or not become in the future. Superman being a good guy is the reason why Batman doesnt get killed instantly by him.
Bruce realises what hes doing is wrong and seeks redemption by saving Martha
>it was a different way to introduce characters
lex talks about metas when he first meets Finch maybe a little rushed but i wont take away any points for it.

That last track is literally BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUN DUN DUN BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAA. Great music.

fpbp every single time

>not linking Beautiful Lie

Autism

Making these threads won't solve your 4 inch weiner, Ranjesh. Just kill youself already.

Happy 3 year anniversary to what was the start of the great capeshit wars of 2016. The war that threw Yea Forums into chaos and birthed a separate board that only lived temporarily.

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Great song

It’s a shit movie

Feels good to have been on the side of the MCU during those wars.

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It was better than Suicide Squad

hope it didn't get vaccinated

I really enjoy it a lot and think it's unfairly overhated. And I want company wars to stop

You guys made an enemy out of me. I was perfectly happy to be part of a community enjoying movies about comics characters, then you guys revealed yourselves to be complete brandfagging, Disneydrone assholes.

Fucking hypocrites, the lot of you.

It tried to be many things at once and delivered none of them. The cinematograhy was decent, I guess.

Happy 3rd Anniversary BvS! I hope the memes are still as strong next year.
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It works both ways, you know. The guys who kept spamming BvS threads and kept making pastas and textwalls about BvS being "kino" were similar brandfagging, WBdrone assholes.

But don't take it seriously man - its just banter on an anonymous imageboard.

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Well here’s the thing - I’m one of those guys. I started off trying to be civil, trying to point out that for all I’d enjoyed the MCU up through phase 2, it was shallow and superficial compared to the actual comics and that I appreciated that DC was taking a deeper dive, trying to produce something that long-time comics fans could really appreciate and explore. After you get shouted down repeatedly by “bantz” that’s really not bantz, you turn mean, get spiteful. You stop making excuses for bad, unimaginative, formulaic storytelling and cardboard characters who mouthpiece their every motivation right st the camera, no matter how counter they run to what the films have already established about them.

I don’t even participate in MCU threads anymore because the hypocrisy and brandfaggotry just infuriates me too much.

This bro. people are used to being spoonfed the marlel formula, that is why that all the new dceu movies are getting huge praise, because they are all marlel, its like, now the marlel fans have more options, i Enjoyed BVS, also because Snyder didnt go for the origin story route for Batman, fuck that Batman is a established chracter like Superman,everyone knows, how it is, and when we saw Batman onscreen it just felt like he was well placed in there like we already knew him, also it was very interesting the fact that we didnt know his history/experiences/ on the Snyderverse,lierally clouded on mystery we didnt know accurately what had Batman gone throught (enemies /allies etc) which was interesting and made me looking fowards for a solo Batman movie, specially after that wharehouse scene, which hats off to snyder and the stunt crew,better than anything marlel has put to film, all the camera cuts are actually well done and not shaky, and the knightmare scene, no cuts at all, and we cant forget ost made by Kinomaestro him self God Hans Zimmer

also Injustice movie would have been pure kino.and this batman was a mix of comic book frnak miller and video game batman, very intimidating physical beast, highly skilled imagine Deadstroke on SnyderVerse, would have been kino "gladiator" battle, lmao now that i think about it Bane on Snyderverse would have been martyn ford or some huge ass Strongman voiced by someone else

Looks better than Avengers: Endgame

Today is my friend's birthday. Haven't met him since '16. Watched this with him

LMFAO

watch the "No Justice" fan cut

totally eliminates the Doomsday plot and DCEU filler

strictly Batman versus Superman where the climax is their fight

it made my dad realize superhero movies suck

were they building up the injustice storyline here?

took him this long to realize?
damn, you're a son of retard

That's because it is.

He was right though, listening to Bale rasp out his super serious lines while wearing an animal costume was pretty goofy. Especially when he's talking to people who know damn well that he's Bruce Wayne.

>if I would have directed this movie it totally wouldn't have been shit, trust me

>and are aware of the calls to get Snyder's Justice League finished and put out.

Yeah those 10 people are totally worth millions in vfx

It is so nice how they fired Snyder and made sure we never get another shit movie like this again.

He uses vero

the buildup was too much for what the payoff was, and lex was lame, but other than that I still like this movie. I'll watch the extended cut tonight.

So zack basically admitted yesterday the response to this movie scared everyone so they re-wrote justice league, then he shot it, then Joss came in and reshot it, and then that bizarre 2017 movie was the end product. So even if there is a snyder cut, it's not what his original vision for Justice League was.

Is that why the Joker interrogation scene is better than anything Snyder has put out so far?

Too bad he forgot to bring the Superheroes along with "their world"

>this delusion
The most successful movies were the one where he had the least influence and the least successful ones are the ones where he had the most influence

He should make his original version into a comic, maybe.

It was a big movie for us

>tourists hate BvS

No. He gone. Of course WB says they aren't committed to the shared universe thing anymore, but we all know it's just too juicy to have the fucking justice league and not do anything with it. I think in a few years we'll see a justice league """""sequel""""" which will feel like more of a reboot. The problem is Cavill and Affleck are gone, but Jason Momoa and Gal Gadot are immensely popular so they can't just reboot the whole thing. They kind of fucked themselves a little bit.

It was so bad it got Ben Affleck to become an alcoholic and never leave his mansion

I can't believe Jason Todd died in the DCEU and we didn't even get to see it happen

There are so many phenomenal scenes in this movie. But martha ruined the entire thing for me.

Martha was also a great scene.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

youtube.com/watch?v=L-sZzYX4Jl4

I felt so vindicated because all the basedboys I grew up with always laughed at me when I said batman would for sure beat superman any day. All he needs is kryptonite and it's over. And look what happened in the movie. HA

but he didn't win, Batman surrendered, ergo Superman won

tourists and newfaggots who think acting contrarian to regular fa/tv/irgins are the only ones who ever praised bvs here

>...no cause like... he represents jeeesus.... and Batman represents man, and like.... he's bad.... lex wanted to kill supermsn because of like... his dad.... you can see that he hates his dad when he talks about the piss jug... you guys just didn't get it

I like your wojaks, user! Thanks for sharing all of them with me

How's your day been going :)

Yeah, really captured the character of Batman.

ok kidd

Yeah it was it was obvious he was setting up an Injustice thing in BvS with Flash screaming that Lois is the key to it all. You retarded?

I'm still trying to decipher what the fuck you were actually trying to say in your post