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>shatters
It made $10m more than that...

Fuck yeah. I love feminism and I hate racist, misogynistic incels.

Fpbp.

FUCK SHAZAM

this desu

I feel nothing about Shazam. It doesn't even bleep on my radar.

Marvel has already won. We have the highest grossing films, most critical acclaim, countless awards, etc. We're no longer Marvelchads...

WE ARE MARVEL GODS!!!

Shazam is unironically the only capeshit film I actually want to see. It's exactly what DC should have done from the get go. It should break $1bn. Also my boy Mark Strong is in it.

It's gonna get fucked hard as soon as Avengers drops though.

Brie Larson hates white people and men my dude. Sorry to tell you this but she's racist and sexist.

Is that true? If so, she's cancelled.

True. She said it a lot in interviews and a reddit AMA before Captain Marvel. Disney has told her to tone that shit down and shut up now though, since guess who the majority audience is for Marvel movies.

Can't starvel the Marvel!

Bullshit. People clearly liked it considering the movie made a billion. She will do it more.

>implying white men can be the victims of racist or sexism
oh honey, ur cancelled now xx

The movie did big because they hyped up the female super hero angle. Have you already forgotten the Black Panther hype because black super hero? The same shit will happen if they do a latino hero too.

Essentially what happened was she was interviewed by a black woman on the red carpet, I think at the London premiere (which was like 3 weeks before rest of the world for some reason) and the black lady went something like 'What's it like to work in Hollywood' or something and she goes 'Oh it's super hard as a woman... and super hard if you're a person of colour woman especially' when she realised the black lady was like 'bitch you're paid millions and you're complaining it's hard for you? what about me?'. She then starts to double down on it to deflect from this point by pretending she's woke and on the side of black people. She goes on a rant about how she doesn't care what views 40 year old white males give her films (despite the fact hse's only relevant because said 40 year old white males said about another film) and that her films aren't for them (which is literally the case more of the time, critics review shit they don't like regularly but give it good reviews) she then starts citing how there is only X% of black film critics and shit, even though the amount of black film critics is actually disproportionality larger than they should be for the population % in USA. She then goes on about how men suck and women rule etc etc.

She had a valid point hidden in there. Yes it would be good to have more 'diverse' people reviewing films, to get more perspectives. Having a South Asian person review it and East Asian and West Asian and North Asian and Africans and South Americans and so on, hell, even black Europeans and so on. Instead of going 'If you like films, don't be afraid to review them, everybody's voice is needed and their opinion is valid, it doesn't matter your age, race, religion or gender, if you love film, get out there and do it' she went 'FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK MEN. WHO'S WITH ME GURRRRLS?'. Which would just piss off the majority of their viewers and when Disney has to step in and go 'shut the fuck u[ you know there is an issue.

So exactly what I said.

You inspired me to reexamine my behavior and I realized that you're right. I'm sorry. Brie is uncancelled.

Simmer down, incel. It's obvious you were really hoping the movie would fail and now you're really mad you can't say "Look, the movie failed because she said things I don't agree with!" Eat that crow. Eat it good.

Damn. China sure loves white people, huh.

No, they also love Aquaman.

They're doing a chink. Shang-Chi.

Not exactly no. She has to knock that shit off since normal fans would be completely turned off seeing her in anything else Marvel.

It also didn't do well in China, apparently the Chinese found Larson to be very unlikable.

A lot of foreigners think Momoa is White.

Only black and white incels care about the racial preferences of east-Asians.

Lol quit acting like you're the king of Disney. You are completely full of shit. I have never seen someone damage controlling quite as hard as you.

Samefag detected.

china didn't like her bro. they said she was too much of a middle aged housewife, whatever that means.

What the ever loving fuck are you on about? Where did I mention anything about wanting the film to fail? A dude asked what she did and I told him. I don't give a fuck if it did well or did not. I'm not a corporate shill defending billion dollar companies.

FPBP

when disney buys half the tickets for all showings any movie can do it.

>If first post Shazam is FUCKED
>OP post: 11:56:35
>Your post: 12:04:55

We are reaching levels of pathetic previously thought impossible.

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We got some sort of fucking detective over here.

Someone update the graphic.

Will /ourguy/ beat Captain Fungal in the box office, bros? Can they pull off Aquachad 2.0?

Yes. See

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I don't think so. It doesn't have the media hype machine and the trailers make it look generic as fuck.

SHILLzam will bomb hard

Cope

>giving your money to the mouse jew for capeshit just to spite random dudes on a malaysian flight simulator board

I wonder how much of that is the money that Disney put into buying out entire theaters (recall there were hundreds of instances of empty "sold out" theaters reported on social media) so Captain Marvel had a great opening weekend, which boosted Disney stocks, which were the form of payment for the buyout of Fox.

Remember that a movie theater only gets 40% of the ticket price. The studio gets the other 60%. Money laundering usually pays out at 50%. So +10% over traditional money laundering, plus the increase of their stock value due to inflated ticket sales.

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Yeah - its pathetic that DCucks didn't come to post a first post and badmouth based Brie.

>(recall there were hundreds of instances of empty "sold out" theaters reported on social media
>has loose change playing in the background

white males are retarded. Who knew

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Hey faggot. Did you say the same shit when Last Jedi landed? Because it broke a billion too despite it being shit. Course Solo did bad because it was so much worse than TLJ and not at all because Disney fucked the goodwill and faith out of the fanbase trying to defend and justify TLJ being shit by calling it a masterpiece and those who didnt like it idiots and or trolls/Russian bots.

>It doesn't have the media hype machine
It's getting much better reviews than Captain Marvel was, you idiot. The thing is that the media does not determine how successful a movie is. The people do.

Have you ever actually had intercourse? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

This is proof that people want more feminism and diversity in movies. Conservashits are on their way to extinction. The young generation wants female heroes and queer heroes and heroes of color. In ten year's time people will be calling Captain Marvel the 'Alien' or 'Terminator' of the 2010's, heralding a new era of feminist film making. We are witnessing movie history being made right now.

>muh theater buyout conspiracy
Have sex.

bend over

when are we going to hunt down and kill all the incels

FUNNY ISN'T IT?
Capeshit just keeps getting shittier, but each movie breaks the last movie's records, even without full theaters and lines around the block.
It's almost as if movie studios with billions to spare can buy their own tickets.

This is the weirdest movie ever. I have asked multiple people and literally none of them know anyone who has seen CM. This is literally the first time I am seeing this happening. I know that Disney probably only bought tickets in the US but here in Germany, only few people seem to care about this movie for some reason even though usually, they gobble up whatever shit Disney throws at them

>Lines around the block.
Admittedly I don't live in a major metropolis, but I've been going to theaters for just over 4 decades and I can't remember this ever being a thing. That foil thing on your head seems a bit tight.

This, but without the irony.

Were all the people in my theater g-g-g-ghosts!?!!?

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well in cinematic universes your next film is only as good as your last, if they pad the stats people may think go see endgame

She’s not as pretty as Tom Holland and even War Machine is a more interesting character, so nah. Riding the coattails of white men too, the MCU is less attractive with fungus feet in it.

I still haven't heard from anyone who actually watched it

>realize that's been my entire sex life
>realize I might be a sociopath who can't into human connections

Gee thanks user, something else to feel depressed about.

Rush hour 2 where I live had lines like that and people sitting on the steps because all the seats were taken.

>It's exactly what DC should have done from the get go

Bitch out of their original vision and tone to become budget MCU?

This, but with the irony reinstated.

So just avatar and infinity war are good movies? only these 2 films had already made 1 billion in that same period of exhibition.

I had hoped we were done with this. guess not

and it still won't even reach Captain Marvel's numbers, when Endgame comes out everyone will forget about it

when did you comment chain subhumans come to this site? 2017?

So tomato meter is good now?

Anything is good as long as it serves the average Yea Forums shitposter's confirmation bias.

>le I le said le bias so it's le science!

fuck off retard

So?
If Brie Larson told me she would sit on my lap during the movie, I'd have watched it. But she didn't, so...

Oh, so in this instance we're trusting RT without calling conspiracy

Nigger what the fuck are you even trying to say