I've swallowed your cum. That means something

>I've swallowed your cum. That means something.
hahahaha

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holy shit if one could actually own cameron diaz by forcing her to swallow your cum she would be stalked all day by Yea Forums incels with syringes filled with their cum

You guys have never had this happen?

you mean talk to a girl? hasn't happened to me buddy

I've been driven by an ex losing her fucking mind with me before. She didn't exactly threaten to crash or anything like that, but she was still not paying attention and driving really fucking recklessly on the freeway, and I had that genuine "oh wow. I might actually die right now" feeling. This scene stresses me the hell out lmao

Women actually be like that tho

Ive swallowed my own cum. And i assure you, it means NOTHING

>and I had that genuine "oh wow. I might actually die right now" feeling
Fucking pussy lmao

I'm only familiar with this because of edgelxrd
youtube.com/watch?v=OC7cNS0GINo
On a related note though, the girl I've been seeing has swallowed my cum multiple times and let me nut in her. She's really emotionally distant though and honestly doesn't seem to give a shit about me so idk

oh thank goodness you're safe.

It means you’re a fag.

Oh right. Thanks for clearing that up!

kek

haha, imagine never busting a nut in a girl's mouth. that would be awful if you never had sustained intimacy with a girl, right? haha

Abre los ojos > Vanilla Sky

glad im not this gay, lol.

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Not by someone who is rich, famous or as hot as Prime Diaz.

>imagine her deepthroating your as you splooge a gallon deep down her throat

kek just watched tis
cant bruise the cruise

I wish prime cameron would swallow my cum and also pee

a gallon seems like a lot, user.
what's the nutritional value/cost to you?

I‘m a touchless 29yo virgin, from my point of view sex might be a giant hoax.

can't imagine
can

my ex didn't have a gag reflex so I usually fucked her throat until I came. otherwise I just nutted inside her because it was easier

get out, normalfaggot

I was almost 300lbs when I found this place way back as a younger lad and actually thought I was gonna become a wizard, but through the power of hard work and a lot of cigarettes, I lost the weight and scored my first kiss and gf the day before I turned 20. Now, the hardest part is telling all the qt high school seniors to fuck off. We're all gonna make it brah

>before I turned 20
>We're all gonna make it brah
>before 20

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this might be pasta

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We're not all fatties henry cavil

Nope. Met my first gf at work which was a doozie because she was also my supervisor, but then I got promoted to supervisor so it wasn't as weird. She was great, but her son might've had assburgers or something because he was a fucking handful.
>his dad's face when I bought him a bike for his 7th birthday

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>buying a bike for your gf's autistic son
this better be pasta

I feel guilty after cumming anywhere outside of my gfs pussy. I always apologize a lot straight away.

my entire first relationship might as well be one giant greentext shitpost.

no doubt
regale us

Relatable. Go on

Was just gonna post the link. Makes me cringe that a hardcore rapper sampled that desu

gratz user, you have AIDS now

that's not how it works

>be 19 years old kissless virgin
>been working at the grocery store since the day after high school
>already got burned by my coworker after telling her I had a crush on her
>she fucked my best friend who was also my manager, feels bad man
>anyhow
>new supervisor transfers over
>petite dutch hawaiian qt with tattoos
>hnnngh
>few months go by, became friendlier at work as time went on
>finally ready to escalate things from making funny faces and small talk at the registers to maybe hanging out with her
>we have a closing shift together, get the store locked up at the end of the night and head to the parking lot to get our cars
>we start chatting and smoking our cigs, the usual
>she pulls some bud out of her car and we get stoned, too
>next thing we know it's like 2 in the morning and we're still sitting on the parking lot ground next to our cars chatting it up
>I absolutely choked and didn't mention my feels by the time we headed our separate ways
>still felt really good though because why else would she sit there all night and chat with me like that?
>plan to ask her for real the next time I get a good chance
few days go by and then one night she's sending me some incoherent sounding texts about how much she hates life and just wants it all to end
>try to just chat with her over text and hope she feels better after some venting
>it doesn't get better
>start to worry about her physical safety
>next thing I know she's sending me a picture of her bloody inner arm and a gash going down the street, not across the road
>"my knife isn't sharp enough..."
>wtf
>immediately drive over to her house (had been over there not long after meeting her at work, but she was dating the produce guy at the time and if I end up getting to that part of the story, she still had feelings for him while we were dating)
>she's wasted and needs some help, clearly
>stay with her for the night
continued, need another beer

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I'm not even that guy but how are you a pussy for actually acknowledging death? Is this how niggers and russians think?

Kill yourself normalfaggot

I've never had a woman touch my cum, so no.

>tattoos
she's gutter trash who has had more cocks in her than you've ever seen on the internet
abort before you catch something you moron

I did a few times. But after got extremely embarrassed and didnt pressure her to swallow. I'm pretty sure i discouraged it.

:^\

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you better finish this story negro

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>she's doing better the next day
>I go off to work while she has the day off
>she asks me if I want to come back over later and have some drinks
>happening.tiff
>tell her i would love to come over
>get through the work day, clean up and head back to her house
>listen to music, smoke weed, drink cider, smoke cigs, having good times
>finally man the fuck up and tell her that I have some feelings for her and was wondering if she felt the same way
>no user im sorry
>rekt
>find a way to make a graceful exit
>go home and try not to kill myself
>over the next few days at work it's really fucking hard to not be clearly disappointed/sad
>she notices and follows me out on one of my breaks to ask me what's going on
>tell her I'm just sad about what happened
>"user do you think I haven't considered it? I'm 28 and I have a kid, do you think you're ready for that responsibility? do you know what dating me entails?"
>be honest with her and tell her I probably haven't got the slightest clue, but I still like her
>we both go back to work and now I'm thoroughly confused
I should mention at this point that I had made plans to go see the angry birds movie with her and her son before I had mentioned my feelings to her, and I didn't want to back out because I would've felt like a dick.
>few more days of this limbo go by
>it's the day of the movie
>reluctantly get out of the house and meet up with her and the kid at the theater
>we do the movie thing, kid is absolutely going nuts over seeing his favorite app on the big screen
>notice she was kind of leaning against my shoulder during the movie
>try not to get myself worked up because disappointment always follows
>we get home and put on a movie and chill on the couch, the three of us
>during the movie she adjusts herself and leans back into my lap area
>I start playing with her hair
>I think I did it boys
>we finish up the movie and put the kid to bed
>she takes me back to her room and immediately gets naked
continued

Lol beta emotional tampon

you're such a fucking cuck

BASED

Who's man's is this

i came on my mom's toothbrush once does that count?

>it's another incels use quote/scene from a film to discuss r9k off topic shit thread

and mods do nothing. hilarious shit.

>gf prefers no condom
>always feels bad because she cums multiple times before I can cum
>always fucking leg locks me as Im about to nut
>have 99 in pulling out but its still a headache after when I blow a load right outside of her pussy
>dread haunts me for the next couple weeks until her period comes

Lads say its hard for a girl to get pregnant unless you go balls deep and blow it all inside of her but I dont buy it.

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>watch movie
>comes home and watches another movie

Fucking losers.

>I strip down to my boxers because nervous kissless virgin
>she gets on top of me and we start making out, first kiss achieved
>more tongue than top gun, she was fucking horny
>she takes off my boxers and gives me my first blowjob
>she has a tongue piercing so almost nutted in her mouth
>she finally adjusts herself and sits on my dick
>bust within 20 seconds
>"lol was that your first time user?"
and that's how we became a thing

>/ /

nobody cares about your opinion

Go buy a prostitute please

>always feels bad because she cums multiple times before I can cum
what the fuck is wrong with you m8

Bruh is there any reason she can't get on the pill or get an IUD?

IUDs are the shit. I nut balls deep every night with no fear, and she never has to deal with having a period.

cry harder
pathetic

Have sex incel

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only way i got them to do it was to let them spit it back into mine. it was my cum, so not really gay.

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i actually would rather stay a virgin than lose it this way. that actually sounds terrible.

Sorry. I meant to say that SHE feels bad about cumming more than me
Cant take the pill for medical reasons and she's too scared of IUDs because of TSS.
The feeling of a girl sucking the cum out of your balls is literally the best feeling in the world. Cum swap is a respectable trade off

You're too paranoid. Women can't even get pregnant unless they're ovulating which is only like a week in a month.

checked

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where's the joke faggo

when my wife and I decided to have a kid she was pregnant within the month. You can't defeat evolution, that baby wants to get made

>tumblr_po28saK(...)

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Being horny and lonely gives them horrible taste in film. Absolutely atrocious. They will watch any trash as long as it features a woman with makeup and/or bangs. Then they will refuse to discuss said film, only droning on and on about their lives. These pathetic incels bleeding their /r9k/ shit into this board is more harmful to film discussion than capeshit and Star Wars combined.

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

nobody is good their first time

>tell my gf to swallow my cum
>she gags said it taste like shit

;_;

>hits pipe
she got pregnant then told you she wanted to have a kid

whatd it taste like

What movie

>claims to hate starshit
>capitalize the S and W in star wars

how goes your day xir?

get litty
BASED and checked

>good

The fat roastie with a black son, just sat on his disgusting choad and it exploded while they watched Black Panther.

You tell me

*unzips dick through a time portal, exiting it through a future portal, *flops it into your mouth*

Vanilla Sky,
a remake of a Spanish film "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes).

I have found that with no-crazy bitches, around 3 months is where they don't mind swallowing
I've had one that swallowed every chance she got, and what do you know, she was fucked in the head

Uwu

I've heard of vanilla sky for years, I guess I better just watch it. Theres so much kino I've watched and so much that I just bypassed for decades until Im bored enough to give it a chance.

Thanks

>Tfw I've only gotten two blowjobs and both of them I shot my load in her mouth, and she swallowed

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>YO LIL DONNIE
>I JUST SHOLLOWED YOUR CUM FROM A CONDOM I FOUND IN THE WHITE HOUSE GARBAGE
>THAT MUSTVE REALLY PISSED YOU OFF HUH

*notices your bulge from across the time-space continuum*

lel

made her cum every single time after that. say what you will, but learning how to fuck from an older woman is absolutely god tier. haven't met a girl I couldn't pop

>I can't refute it so I'll find the smallest fucking thing to nitpick!
Hit a nerve, robot?

Why? They don't care any where near as much as you do. They know that practise makes perfect.

I was there when they took out the IUD, you people are obsessed

Yeah,it's awesome

>Go to Korea with friends for spring vacation
>meet this group of girls our age and more or less show us around Hongdae
>end up with one of the girls in her place
>get the life sucked out of me on her balcony as I stare out into the neon lit streets
>cum so much into her mouth that some of it spills out onto the floor
>end up fucking and sleeping on the balcony later

Kino.

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just watch it
un-relate-able

If I had, I wouldn't be here

so close

> gf has suppressed gag reflex
> he boasts about this

I have a gf and I've been having sex with her for the last 6 years but for some reason I absolutely can't cum with BJs

I think their comment had more to do with the fact that the original poster had lost his virginity to a tatted up single mother a decade older than himself

>this fucking far into the thread and no one has posted based penelope's pits
fuck's sake Yea Forums

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>reading comprehension
He just said it tastes like shit retard

I’ve cum in multiple girls mouths, both white, black and Asian, for some reason only the white ones ever swallowed, my current gf is Asian and she was a Virgin when we first met, and she won’t suck my dick, she lets me fuck her raw though.

whatever makes you happy user, fuck what others say

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The first gf I ever had kind of ruined blowjobs for me since I'm pretty sure Heather is the only woman alive who gives better blowjobs than her. I've dated a few girls since and none were even close.
>at the start she tells me to warn her when I'm about to cum
>wasn't sure what to expect, read some stories from anons about how most girls aren't actually that good and cumming from blowjobs was rare
>feels fucking incredible from the start
>some things I didn't appreciate until dating girls who weren't as good: she was always 110% enthusiastic and eager and excited about sucking dick instead of acting like it was a chore or only doing it for a minute of foreplay before asking to fuck, wasn't too gentle like she's afraid it might break if she isn't very delicate, never once felt her teeth, always knew the right speed and intensity to use, good balance of mouth and hands
>maybe 2-3 minutes after she starts tell her I'm close to cumming
>she stops sucking and I'm a little disappointed because I thought she was going to be squeamish about cum and just jack me off the rest of the way, I really wanted to cum in her mouth
>"user I want you to push my head down when you cum and moan my name"
>"...O-OK"
>starts sucking even harder and faster and more intense than before
>cum after maybe 30 more seconds
>bust the biggest, hardest nut of my life
>felt like I was going to pass out
>she keeps going after I'm done cumming until I have to pull her off me because it was getting to be too intense
>don't realize how hard I was pushing her head or how loud I was moaning her name until afterwards when she teases me about it
>this wasn't just a special first-time thing, every blowjob was like that and she was pretty generous with them

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fuck off outta here, normalnog

STOP

make me :^]