Captain Larson

Wtf she was cute once?

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Anyone who isn't a zoomer you retarded underage

No shit. Who wouldn't who isn't gay.

how many noses ago was this

Privileged piece of shit
Has the audacity to piss and moan when she's never struggled a day in her life

Gelato's not vegan???

Is it a failed career if it launches you into an A list actress?

well some faggots from here unironically wouldn't

With a comment like yours, we don’t have to imagine it, sweetie.

Song and clip are cringey, but she cute. Bet it was before fungus too. Prime Brie.

It's pretty funny she in on all the white male privilege shit, when she's lead one of the most privileged lives in human history lol

what fungus?

Did she get plastic surgery? She looks completely different now

She looks like they type of teeny slut that all the pedos here would have been posting about all the time 10 years ago. She must have fell heavy onto the drugs after her singing career failed

Well fuck, you doomed us. I'm leaving the thread before all the feet pics.

I know

youtube.com/watch?v=jtrmWnFAHYE

Chicken isn't vegan?

NOT FOR FUCKING LONG

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Good surgery job

Doesn't even look like the same person.

Yeccchh, those bottom choppers need some love

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This video is older than most of the fans of the MCU

It's pretty catchy.
It's not the worst thing I've ever heard.
In all honesty I was hoping to really fucking hate it and now I hate myself for not hating it.

Only Cera out of these 4 hasn't done capeshit. Who could he play? Cast him, bros.

I really like her nose and the makeup on her eyes. I'm having an early 2000s nostalgia trip where I fuck Brie fucking Larson lmao

Wolferine when they reboot xmen

She cute. Reminds me of this song (it's in American pie 2).
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boobjob

she was cute back then, shame that winning an oscar went to her head

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Yea Forums isn't normal

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she's... perfect. ffs.

waaiit what the fuck did she win an oscar for?

>the 1 thing put on video that’s worse than Captain Marvel also stars Brie Larson

Is there anything she can’t do?
Will she be the first female president?
Could we even stop her?

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a movie nobody saw

Best Actress for Room

>muh trapped in a room and a proud woman

Oscars don’t mean shit, at all. It’s literally just virtue signaling now.

Everyone would fuck her at that time.

Did she make a literal deal with the devil or something? How has she gotten so many chances?

a film nobody on /tv saw

>what is white privilege?

Technically, he played Robin in Lego: batman

I have a rule:
No pop stars

Looks like avril lavigne's slutty older sister.

This, I just had to look this up. I don't watch the oscars since it went all political now. I hadn't heard of brie larson before this shitty b tier superwho movie. I have never even heard of the movie room either.

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How do """they""" (i'm not an anti-Semite) choose who's going to become famous? There are multiple celebrities like this, even Gosling. They fail at one thing or they choose not to take an offer for one kind of career, but then they're offered something else. "Well, Brie, you failed at music, so we'll put you in the movies and see how that goes."

and... this is a bad thing?

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SING OFF THANOS YOU AND ME

brehs...

Very cute. She aged pretty poorly.

be bestfriends with Lawrence and stone

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That was in her prime time is a real bitch

Brie Larson is only ugly because of her receding hairline and big forehead

Pretty good movie 2bh.

Too bad Christina Aguilara could sing

Yeah but Larson has an Oscar and AguilEra* doesn't.

>no ass
>goblin feet
i'm sure her personality is great though

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Just remember this and it will always make sense: Leftists always project

Accused rapist Kobe Bryant has an Oscar you really think those plastic gold statues matter?

Yeah a dummy Oscar, the main categories are the ones that matter.

She will never be remembered for being in "Room" which everyone will call "The Room" and bring home Tommy Wiseau's movie

Me
Because I thought she was cute on United States of Tara so I googled her. She’s always been “that cute C lister that pops up every once in awhile” but I’ve been super disappointed to see how she turned out

Testosterone.

You know how you only use 10% of your brain?

That’s because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.

HELLO AGAIN FRIEND OF A FRIEND I KNEW YOU WHEN

I will always remember her performance in ROOM. An extremely powerful masterpiece.

She was great as Lisa

She must suck with the force of a space singularity.

It's the hair.

sucking jew dicks or a rich white male father with maximum privilege.

It makes me horribly sick knowing that I loved her so much in Scott Pilgrim.

>tfw you realize she wasn’t acting in that movie

This skank's been taking kike cock since she was in her teens which is why they keep shilling her!!!FACT!!!

Avril aged fine and has great feet.

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Wait, that was Larson?
Shit, poor thing hit the wall hard, I thought she was lying about her age and she was like 38

>Yeah but Larson has an Oscar
as lawrence as stone as hathaway as..... that thing is really devalued

im gay and i would impregnate avril but not larson

>that tummy

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>YOU SHOULD SO TOTALLY COME

>i must protect my fellow women
Newfag spotted

oh ill cum alright

kill yourself

ya finna seethe?

Grow up.

this

Oh wow she had a failed music career and then went on to being the star of a billion dollar movie what a failure

What a Stacy

Get
Litty

holy shit, that's nuts. Larson really went down the shitter hard after scott pilgrim.

Classic 2000s stacey.

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>mid 2000s
>ever being kino
Fucking nostalgia fags are getting younger and younger

She kind of looks like a mix of early Britney Spears and early Hillary Duff.

I never saw that pic of epic boob girl

I know man. I can't name another actress who has soured so much.

She's called Alix Bromley.

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Meh, Stacie Jaxxx is better.

Nose job

Did she inject?

No, it's just young people keep getting older and keep having nostalgia for their childhood.

cringe

uh wow! Brie was a cute!

what happened?

Drugs, alcohol, plastic surgery.
You know, classic Hollywood lifestyle.
Only in very few cases isn't the mighty Wall not something that's been built by those who hit it.

Yup, even her feet were clean back then.

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>Alix
Ah, so her parents were trash then.

*SNIFF*
*LICK*
*SUCK*

And soles.

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to this

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to this?

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That explains it. She went from a cute innocent girl to a man-hating mudshark.

She was happy back then.

It's called the asshole and pussy discount, applicable at all Ford dealerships and production companies.

No, it's the jew discount.

Who else though she would end up being Gideon?

She has severe daddy issues, she's mentioned it in interviews before. It explains a lot.

I'd still tap desu.

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Actually not a bad flick, aside from a rather anticlimactic ending.

proof that feminism and turbo slutting will rob you off your femininity

what a mediocre white woman, in all regards

This song has no catchiness or rhythm. The lyrics don’t flow with the music.

I like the "grill next door" vibe she used to have, but I'm not sure about her new "unisex" aesthetic in cap marvel.
I think the Russos version will be it's own thing tho.

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oh Jesus oh god

I have cancer now. Good to know she was always ugly and boring though.

FEMINIST

I C O N
C
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Her insufferable personality took her beauty away, not just her inner beauty, but her physical appearance as well.

Remember laddies and lassies, be a nice person and it will add points to your attractiveness.
If you're an asshole, you will lose attractiveness points regardless of how handsome/beautiful you are and your physical appearance will follow suit.
Being nice would also slow down your aging process.
Trust me on this.

is that a fucking sandwich in the coffee cup?

She is very insufferable as seen in her interviews.
And I like flat/nonexistent asses more but her feet are absolutely disgusting.
But her personality dragged both her inner beauty and physical looks down.
She could be an 8/10 AT LEAST if she didn't turn out this way.

>OI YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT BREADCUP?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kkm1bxzGB9c
She seems normal to me. Just has to drop the PC crap because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
In that respect, Gal Gadot handles herself better in the public eye.

Just watch this:
youtube.com/watch?v=aTPhWGtr4vQ
And compare it to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=O7cwFYAQvEU

She gets offended at the questions people ask about her and answers them in a depressing tone while Elizabeth Olsen answers them in the most positive ways possible.

But yeah, her PC shit is probably one of the main culprits of why she's insufferable and why her looks are going down as a result.

I'd have to keep thinking
>Not Joseph Gordon Levitt
>Not Joseph Gordon Levitt
>Not Joseph Gordon Levitt

A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD IS NEVER IN HER PRIME.
SHE IS NOW IN HER PRIME!

If they make Otacon into a woman in a Metal Gear Solid movie, they should cast Brie Larson as Otacon.
Makes sense, since I believe that either Paul Dano or Joseph Gordon-Levitt would make great choices for playing Otacon.

I've seen it yeah. I honestly think she was trying to be dry and funny but it obviously came out as prude and sour.
At the same time, there's videos of her being on Craig Ferguson and joking about liking "phallic things" which no real feminist would say.
I'd just issue an apology for her dumb comments about white males if I were her, but it's obviously not happening.
Hollywood's the PC mastermind of the world and all of these actors are drones at this point.

I love Cara so much

>2005

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Songs only good because its a Metric song

I read somewhere that semen that goes inside a woman will integrate with her own DNA over time.

Idk but I've been drinking my own semen for 3 months now.
Supposedly helps with hair regrowth. Now that I think about it, maybe that random guy at work lied to me.

You think her chin is feminine?

>receding hairline
Easily fixable, just drop the hair on the forehead.
Try being a guy with a receding hairline though.

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Taylor Schilling

did you scour the wikipedia page of someone you don't even like?

>the video is filled with patriotic blue, white and red shit like eagles and flags
>it's set in a burger store
burgerland indee lol

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Gosling was part of the Mickey Mouse kids club and his ass is Disney property since childhood, it's not him getting chances, it's them using an asset.
Likewise, Larson auditioned at the american conservatory theater at six years old and was admitted as the youngest ever student. Since then she is owned by some handler and will always get another 'chance', probably has blackmail on her too, knows all about her life since that time.
As a side note I get heavy tranny vibes from her, but that could be explained by just being a sexually abused and passed around tomboy girl from childhood

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Weinstein or something

Having taste in women and art makes you /pol/? OK guess I’m/pol/!

Post body you weak faggot

Saw them two weeks ago in Anaheim. Great show.

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amazing morals:

>doesn't dare to speak her mind or to stand up for herself
>serves customers potentially harardous food in return for what she thinks was maybe degratory chatter behind her back

jewiest thing I ever watched

>I never saw that pic of epic boob girl
Christ I kinda miss demotivational posters.

i spent the whole weekend watching rare art movies online, must have seen a dozen at least. learning about directors i had never heard of before. lot of straight up experimental stuff too and even odd mix of the two, minimalist AND SOME narrative; i remember hearing of this 20 something years ago at university but it was not interesting to me back then. there is so much cool stuff to know . then monday arrives i check this board and W E W L A D god damn what a miserable pile of intellectual misery.

she looks like a shittier avril levine in that video

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shes jewish.

>I’ll draw her, that’ll show her

Crazy to think she was only 38 in that video

>it's good because you haven't heard of it
no

Reminds me of Avril Lavigne. Peak 2000s style, both musically and aesthetically.

I'd fuck Bimbo Brie.

would Yea Forums like her if her feet were 10/10?

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>After 12 years of lurking and forgetting her I find out her name
>First thing I see if a Twitter with a paypal attached

Never meet your heros

>Edit
wtf, i thought USA was a free country

This, Metric are great. I haven't met a single other person who knows them though

>implying these discounts don't stack

>imagine being talentless and still given a chance for a music career then blowing that and be given a shot as an actress then blowing that and have everyone pretend you didnt for the sake of pushing disney and feminism.

>then blowing that
She got an Oscar though. Imagine watching the music video and being told that she'd get one some day.
I wouldn't have believed it.

FPBP

Zoomer faggots are too retarded to appreciate 00s kino though.

Based

>Did Breeeee Larson go to college?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well, that answers a bunch.

F
RENT
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>and why her looks are going down as a result
Women age at least twice as fast when they're not smiling. It's a scientific fact.

You deserve a (you), mate.

you don't get it, i am saying there is so much stuff out there it's crazy even by watching 6 films a day i will never get to the bottom of it even with careful, artful, knowledgeable curation. it's cool but overwhelming, would appreciate discussion about the good shit to help me at that level but it's ok if this board is not fit for this. even a smart ass who bathe in that information can't know everything! you fucking hack, "it's good because i havent heard of it" what a retard i never said that, lot of stuff i watched was not good i was just talking about those i bother to watch, i dumped much more. i want to get to the bottom of how boring you are, u trolling nigga? like, straub-huillet, first time i hear of that duo and they seem sort of shit but maybe i am missing something about it.... would be nice to hear someone more knowledgeable make a case for em but i doubt this is the place isnt it

Did her dad touch her? Where at? I need to know as an online psychologist.

Is metric still playing? I remember a few songs by them like combat baby, wet blanket and I fought the war song. They actually arent that bad.

>radio edit
Where's the hardcore version with foot and ass shots?!

I've listened to shit worse than that

Her toe fungus is a complete turn off for me im sorry. It means she has bad hygiene and im really not into that.

I kinda like her.

>Try being a guy with a receding hairline though
Easily fixable, just loop over the extra hair on the sides.

>she will never look at your cock like that
why even live

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Just share the list of what you watched.

>>>r/eddit

>no Brie ex-gf to humiliate you
>no Lizzie gf to make you feel better

I tend to agree. Your appearance is affected by the look you wear on your face. Even an ugly fuck can look attractive if said ugly fuck has a welcoming smile on their face.

What dreams would those be?

Brie Larson is a porn star name.

Honestly can anyone even tell the voices of modern female singers apart anymore? I swear the autotune makes it seem like different faces are getting stitched to the same voice.

What. The. Fuck.

Looks like she never took care of her skin

makes her look like a kpop idol :^)

Olsen fucking nailed that.

Ironically modern pop music is all about the image, the actual quality of sound is edited and remixed after the fact.