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Imagine calling your show STD. Lol

this is now patrick stewart's new trek waiting room

I love Admiral Cornwell.

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what is she like nebraska's signature chef?

what i want to know is when did "Time Crystals" become a thing? is this some crap they invented for that particular episode, because i don't recall offhand a lot of mentions of them in the past. shit springs out of nowhere, like "red matter".

also,

> HI MOM

original title was going to be Star Trek: Prey of Xantus, but they thought "ST:POX" sounded like a disease.

>time crystals
Yeah that is a new type of bullshit next to Galxy fungus and Klingons suddenly being experts on time travel. And dont forget you can get " time crystals " just at the next black market....

Theres something off about her face she looks weird in some way I cant pinpoint and ita not just that shes old. Maybe she had some work done around the eyes, I dunno

she needsh better denturesh.

It was invented for the Harry Mud episode last season.

"Time Crystal" sounds like something Link is on a quest to find three of.

Time crystals were in the Mudd episode, and they're actually a real thing sort of

First for ugly nigger hair

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>$.01 deposited in your CBS All Access account
Nice thread, faggot. See you in the next one. TNG>VOY>ENT>TOS>DS9>TAS>STD

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oh, that's right. where Mudd has a device that can basically ALTER REALITY and he uses it to fuck with a Federation Starship captain. kills him multiple times, is caught.. and is sentenced.. to his ex-wife. wow.

>and they're actually a real thing sort of

saw that on slashdot last year. there's these things that are crystals and they call them time crystals for some reason but they don't affect time and they don't do anything basically so the only reason they're called time crystals is so people will think "wow, time crystals, that is so much cooler than SMALL PIECE OF ROCK."

btw you are an idiot.

I'm unsure whether or not to give them credit for this one. It could just be a happy accident.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_crystal

spock uses time crystals in the land of the last movie.

>tfw no Talaxian yes-man
Feels bad

Michael Burnham should be court martialed for a heinous crime! She stole my heart

The Xindi are such a shit enemy

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Much of the galaxy is still unexplored

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agreed, that arc was not enterprise's best work

Considering the period it was made in, we're lucky they didn't go with some desert race with an odd religion

At least the Xindi are somewhat complex

their coevolution was dodgy

Ehh,I honestly think the Xindi were one of the best additions to Trek canon since the Borg.

Star trek spent way too much time making "humans with a nose ridge" aliens that get itnroduced and dumped in one episode, never allowing anything it made up to really grow or have any depth. The Xindi being the focus of an entire season, and a collection of five different races that all come fro mthe same world, honestly gave them more depth then anything outside of the "major" species like humans, Vulcans, Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, The Borg, and The three Dominion speices.

I enjoy the show but find the threads disappointing. What gives?

Yeah that made no sense, not sure what they were going for there

But it could have been worse and been the Romulans or whatever, I'm glad they at least laid the groundwork for the federation and tried something original

std*

I liked the cephalopod aliens, that was an interesting species

come on, trek/ be angry! be bitter! entertain me!

FUCK STAR TREK, I LIKE STAR WARS BETTER
Is that good? Or is that a bit out of line?

Woah woah wtf

Ok so
-Season 1 of Discovery was all about Klingons and the Mirror Universe
-Season 2 of Discovery is all about Section 31 and time travel
-Season 3 of Discovery will be about Cardassians and Romulans

IT'S HEADING FOR THE FIRST DEAD BAJORAN BABY EVER WRITTEN!

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I don't really give a shit.

JOKE* aww i fucked it up

FPBP

>where muh nerdz @?

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this isnt very nice to say, fren

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lol, i kecked

Based

What is this scene with restrained Hoshi and the reptilians

What is it doing to my penis

I WROTE IT.

Well hello there!

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she a hoshi

i don't get it?

Even AI thinks disco sucks

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konfes

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How do you reach out to someone who's depressed and hides behind the walls they put up?

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gul dukat's voice actor

I've tried, it's not easy

That character was voiced by Mark Ayylmao.

im hauling a load of Rice-Cakes down to Big D

lol, just be urself, breh

I havent seen any star trek in 2019

Get her addicted to Trellium and then have her future self tell her to touch your penis

I don't know how else you're supposed to do it

I actually meant what I said inabout liking star wars better. I don't dislike trek though, I enjoyed all of the TOS movies when I saw them as a kid and the reruns would always entertain me.

I started this meme and have seen Naked Gun 33 and a 1/3 about a dozen times and have no idea what this line means.

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get out

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Okay what if you drop the ball the first time they try to talk about what's going on but you want to start a follow-up conversation to see how they're doing? Like you don't want to push but want to let them know how they feel is important to someone. Or maybe this is all gay and their mood has passed, or you don't want to send the wrong signal.
Also is Kolinahr possible for a human?

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>Major Hayes puts Hoshi over his shoulder
>Grabs her booty while doing so

You thought I didn't see it, Hayes, but I did

This one's not so bad, 20 milligrams of Tetrezine.

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Voyager is my favorite Trek.

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II do like Cornwell. like Keyla, as well.
Fuck the haters.

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>has to ignore TNG film canon to make his idea work
at that point, why not throw out all the TNG films entirely and literally reshoot the future scenes of All Good Things and expand them using the actors with their current ages and use that as a springboard for a new series, possibly involving the Enterprise-D and her current crew.

VOY is OK, STD is best Trek, though.

>u no he gay rite
>in muh universe he pansexual

MMMMMMM SO WOKE the story is really playing with the really important stuff

jesus motherfucking christ

What's the time difference between ENT and DIS

ooga booga me act

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based
cringe

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Oh my dear God. Are you one of those single tear people? Do I look like a double fucking rainbow to you?

ENT is about 100 years before TOS, so about 90 before STD.
Go to memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Portal:Main for better info, user.

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I only like TOS and TNG. The other series just suck to me

I only like DS9 and VOY

You know I give no fucks about your opinion, right?
STD is the most well produced series in the franchise, and I have been watching Trek since the 1960's.

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dude I was 14 when the first abrams trek came out haha one love

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I was three when Trek first aired. I've been watching it since I was a toddler.
>>>wsg/2750463
youtu.be/K_HSlNHNZuQ

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Cardassian ass > gook poon

Change my mind

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>You know I give no fucks about your opinion, right?
right back at you, you bitch nigger

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I collected trek action figures at garage sales with my grandfather while my mom needed to use the apartment to fuck strangers for heroin money. My favorite was Ro and his was old Scotty. I think I remember watching a couple episodes of TNG on tv when I'd spend school breaks at friends' houses and flip through channels all day.

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STD is not Trek but you are probably a CBS shill

technically, while you are free to rotate in space as you want and there is no "real" concept of upside-down, there is such a thing as solar planes, which are likely used by the ships navigational system as orientation. so saying you are upside down, would make perfect sense here.
Also there is a good chance that it is shorthand for "We are upside-down in relation to how we were oriented just a second ago and I don't know why" which would also make perfect sense. There is really nothing to indicate that she meant "We're upside down, because space gravity points down so there is a clear physics based down".

Plus: I think Discovery was the very first trek show where two ships in space meet, and they are just close to each other at weird angles instead of facing each other directly, at the same tilt, which always slightly bothered me.
Show's still shit tho. Literally the worst. Don't think I enjoy this garbage fire just because I don't think this one thing is so bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Rating TNG, VOY and ENT over TOS
TOS S1&2 >TNG from season 2 >DS9 Dominion war arc > literally who cares the rest's all shit.

Done ENT S3

Good last episode but what the fuck was that ending

Gonna take a proper break from it now before I get sick of it

The best list is as follows:
Kira's braps
Troi's braps
T'Pol's braps
Jadzia's braps
Tasha's braps
Janeway's braps
Beverly's braps
Ezri's braps

that episode irked me for two reasons: First: Harry Mudd never struck me as the "homicidal, torturing maniac hellbend on revenge" type of guy. More your average, cheeky traveling swindler and scam artist chancer. Yeah, he'll swindle you out of all your money (that you don't have because federation has evolved past the need for... ugh), but he'll leave you intact. Even when he's caught he's more the type to weasel himself out and hide. But here, he's fucking hellbend on revenge, not just being content on killing him once, but killing him over and over and over and overagain, and no matter how much you hate a guy, I think after killing him 20 times, you got most of it out of your system.

Second: Why, in an episode where Stamets is literally the only sentient being in the entire universe, is BURNHAM THE FUCKING HERO AGAIN? He's the only one who notices time resetting, and all he can think of doing is "get Burnham. Burnham will help". Fucking biggest crime of STD.

Do you hate black people or women more?

>reshoot
Honestly, I'd be kinda down for a "Star Trek: Complete histoy" reshoot. The best episodes of all Trek shows, See modern interpretations of the corbomite manouver, the city on the edge of forever, Measure of a men, Darmok and Chain of command among other classics, while leaving out stinkers such as catspaw, turnabout intruder or code of honor.
Obviously don't give it to the idiots at STD who think Star Wars space battles are more important than the personal and moral conflicts of the crew as well as the overal philosophical content of the episode.
We could end up with a pretty cool show, that creates a new, unified "universe" for them to place their shows in. You could put original episodes in between the "remake" ones as well, to fill up the shit episodes that got skipped and nobody wants.
You could even add nice little details, like Dax actually being in the past, or Sisko & friends actually being in the background of the tribbles episode.

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Why do all of these Trumpanzees watch Star Trek? This isn't for you sweetie

Hooo booy, let's unpack this shall we?

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Why would one need to hate either, user?

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>not hating blacks or women

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I just finished TNG for the first time.

There are black women I like. This need to hate is not healthy, user.

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>There are black women I like.

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How did you like it?

Pretty just okay aside from the Data, Worf and Q episodes or two-parters.

You can still hate the idea of women and blacks, even if you like individuals.

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>Honestly, I'd be kinda down for a "Star Trek: Complete histoy" reshoot. The best episodes of all Trek shows
>We could end up with a pretty cool show, that creates a new, unified "universe" for them to place their shows in.
We could never get this without a massive amount of ideologically-based "reimagining" with all manner of gender and race swapping. Plus, a shit ton of meme-baiting, snappy marvel quipping, lens flare and dutch angles as well as a generally shit-tier visual aesthetic.

Anything which gives the creators freedom is bad at this point. The goal should be to demand extreme reverence for the spirit and "feel" of TOS and TNG-VOY era Star Trek, up to making a straight-up recreation of 90's TV sci-fi. I would hope it wouldn't come to that, and they could bring modern production values and some much-needed corrections/innovations to the lore, but again if you give these politically-obsessed partisan hacks an inch, they'll take a mile.

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Reminder that Tilly can beat you in a race.

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Make that TOS and ENT.

She was probably on a trolley. She can at least pretend to run so she's still got me beat.

>entire episode tries to make you feel for the main character because she might die during their stupid operation

Why the fuck didn't they just sedate or numb Burnham for their stupid trap? Gotta keep her aware so she can SUFFER.

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why tpol always using her green vulcan pussy to play archer and trip against each other?

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TOS through VOY were an iterative process of one visual "canon" and continuity. The problem with ENT is that it's actually a crypto-reboot on the visual canon in some respects. They just went too far with it, i don't think it was intentional for the most part. But, there were definitely factions that wanted to "update" Star Trek's visuals retroactively. For that reason, i would not trust ENT being brought into the discussion of restoring Star Trek, other than to demonstrate what could go wrong.

Extraterrestrial species you want to bodily come in:

I'll start.

Klingon
Cardassian
Andorian
Bajoran
Trill
Romulan

The only reason I'd fuck a Romulan woman last is because I feel like she'd probably kill me after mating.

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There wasn't any reason for you to lie to us, was there?

>us
cringe

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If you want any more help from us you owe us some answers.

>us
>us
cringe
cringe

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yeha but you know you really wanna slip a finger or two into some minty vulcan pussy bet it feels smoother than velvet bro

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I went to college with intelligent black women, and helped them in the computer lab. You are soulless and clueless, friendo.

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I buried them, out in the hills. The ones I could find... After the crash...

You are probably gay, Keyla is a hottie.

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>Klingon
Not inside, on the duras titty armor.
>Spoonhead
They are for wifing
>Andorian
pussy ice cold
>Bajoran
>Trill
hatefuck maybe, theres no redeeming qualities here.

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who was that crazy bish they got to play pike's waifu from the originial series? going from every other female they've had on disco so far to her was a bit shocking

this is why desegregation was a mistake. You end up with blacks who no longer have their own things are just fucking up white people things and whites who think they've ascended to elder god status because they had minor interaction with a black person, so they don't have to do anything else and can sit in moral judgement of other whites who they hope to push downward the social ladder and form a buffer between them and the blacks they're having these meaningless, minor social interactions with in their institutions.

Teach blacks responsibility. Teach whites to not virtue signal. Bring back segregation.

Susan Oliver was super hot. She died in 1990 at 58, and is not with us anymore.

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as opposed to dying in 1990 at 58 and leaving her corpse on public display or maybe sticking around as a ghost or both.

Segregate your sorry ass back to
redditard.

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Blacks, women, tripfags. They all feel so entitled to piss all over the work of someone else and call it their own.

yeah but i mean the actress they got to play her in std. she was beautiful and really stuck out like a sore thumb compared to what we normally see on the show. it was jarring when she appeared, honestly.

Amanda was pretty hot. What does it say that single career women are fuggly mutants and the stay at home wives are hot?

Checked.

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the mommy aura

Melissa George

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who cares. two seasons of looking at burnham's nappy head and suddenly this appears on screen. in a word, hnnnnnng

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post webms of her.

>George
She a tranny or something? lol

why all the nazi episodes though?

>/pol/
>reddit
pick one. you're not allowed to just throw random, mutually-exclusive insults and expect to be taken seriously

nah, /pol/ is literally rtd which is still champion of being the worst of leddit (not that they were wrong). You can tell the redditors because they actually believe things and give fucks.

i kinda feel like she needs thicker eyebrows

God, I hope.

All of these retards, posting in this thread as if it's actually a /trek/ thread and not a disgusting sexually transmitted disease thread.

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It can be both. Hating STD for all of its aids is a /trek/ meme, staying silent isn't.

>Even more continuity breaking shit

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She is in s02e08. I'm not gonna make it now, because it is after 3:00 am here, and I must sleep.

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/pol/ is poisoned by redditards, if you haven't noticed.

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weak ass sleepy faggot

lazy ass mafakuh

That shit isn't trek. Its SJW propaganda on crack

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It's a crypto-conservative show.

science is my religion :)

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Mike is the primary antagonist of the series.

Edgy, impressive, very nice.

It kinda wrecks my immersion when the crew all talk american but nobody's balloonish clowny fat.

>

Hate is baggage, user.

You'd think Star Trek would lend well to SJWesque politics, but it's still somehow so forced.

It's not forced, IT'S FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
help me

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Because none of the writers truly believe in it. It's the same surface level progressive diatribe everyone parrots these days.

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jfc i forgot to crop the black bars
oh well

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STD is the DISease that ruined Star Trek.

STD is not canon. STD IS NOT CANON! IT'S NOTTTTTTTTT!

no no, trek was ruined before STD this was just flogging the dead horse.

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It's Burnham's world, you're just living in it.

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What is this expression meant to convey?

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Facts though I would TNG up by two, Voyager down by one and put STD with Shit tier

Realizing how much "Zombie" by the cranberries sounds like Klingon Opera.

I hate this guy so fucking much.

>Sexually
>Transmitted
>Disease

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>T-800 series
>Soong Type Android
who would win?

Destiny (Picard series) should have a season centered around some kind of eldritch horror that is a legit god-like entity that even the Q's fear.

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The Q finally civil war'd itself to nonexistence and something darker is filling the power vacuum.

I love Discovery. It's the most Progressive Trek show ever written. I can't stand how right-wing inbreds think they have any moral high ground to criticize the show. Sorry, when you support fascism, I disregard your opinion. Get fucked.

Fascism is about to win. And you will be FORCED to admit Kirk is the best captain.

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>Fascism is about to win
Opinion discarded. Your parents being siblings naturally affects your cognition.

He did not say that Islam was about to win friend.

You don't think fascism is about to win? Obviously you're some sort of deluted Trumpanzee if you can't see it with your own eyes.

Hey fags. I can guess your political ideology just by your favorite captain.

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Holy shit how did you know I love Janeway? This is actually spooky.

It's actually scary how big Borg space ended up being. They had total dominion over the entire center of the Delta quadrant and literally everyone not Borg existed on the margins and prayed not to be noticed, and they dwarfed the Dominion's holdings in the Gamma quadrant.

Its not really that scary because borg aren't real

I like Ash. Talk about getting a headfuck of a life.

Humanity's future is Borg. Accept it.

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Yeah, pretty much the whole center of the quadrant is Borg.
That shithole corner where Voyager popped in is tiny. Kes basically threw them half-way home or something.

Feds are actually gona need the Dominion to survive.
Even with the destruction of the Queen complex and Transwarp conduits.

IF somebody in charge actually gave a flying fuck about lore or good story telling.
Goddamned Trek Online has better stories now.

The Q are gods, chomo

STD isn't Star Trek.

I always call her Admiral Brianna Wu.

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They are but insects compared to what lies beyond.

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They´re not, though.
Plenty of Q got offed or "power-vacuumed" even in TNG.
Q was genuinely cautious/scared of the Borg.
youtube.com/watch?v=i4FGvMdhG80

There´s ALWAYS a bigger fish.

The Caxnars?

excuse me
don't insult emotional charged Vulcan afro lady with superior intellect who is simultaneously the saviour of the galaxy

You're obsessed.

If Barclay hurts a little girl on the holodeck, and I mean hurts her bad, does it count?

>Stating well known Trek lore

>You're obsessed.
Go back to your fucking STD, fapping to fat ginger millennials and tranny BBC.

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You seem very self-conscious.

I ain't got nothing to post right now.

>hottie
>has shit taste AND talks like its 2001

cringe.

When in doubt

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Which Trek had the best late-series character revelations?

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Picard. We found out he gets crabby when he doesn't get his way

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At least you're part of something

youtu.be/hInQkqmjn48
If you can't spot the difference even with YouTube compression i feel bad for you.

The show is too damn emotional. I had to fast forward through the funeral scene because it's just too much namby pamby "muh emotions". I think this is a major downside of having a primarily female main crew, there's no balance and realism. A bunch of hardened war veterans who also happen to be some of the brightest minds around but break down in tears over the smallest things. And don't get me started on that fat chick. Her entire personality is a threat to morale and ship decorum.
All main crew members, ie those we see focused on most often, are females, homosexuals or aliens. There's one straight man and he's the captain. There are two other males on the bridge crew but they're more face time fillers but actually don't get any real screen time.
The political propaganda is so obvious in this show that it's silly. I still watch it but unlike TNG or Voyager, this show has no rewatchability.

Discovery does have some nice mommyfus

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oh god, why does she speak like that

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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure even in this non-/trek/ thread.

STD is not Trek.

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I've quite liked STD series 2, one of the few people here that seems too, but last ep was dogshit.
Mumble-mumble time crystals pulled out ass, mumble mumble I killed your parents, mumble I still love you Klingon boy, why haven't they chopped you yet, mumble mumble lets catch future you by telling current you our plan

Spock nearly saved this ep, his bits are well written, but the rest of the main plot is so half-baked its untrue

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OMG!
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

(((Paramount))) BTFOed again by real Trekkies.

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After some sessions of watching voyager episodes, I've come to like Mr. Neelix. There's something about this food savy talaxian that just warms my heart a bit.

>After some sessions of watching voyager episodes, I've come to like Mr. Neelix. There's something about this food savy talaxian that just warms my heart a bit.

His first two seasons are pretty annoying but 3-7 he really becomes the lovable little space rat.

Toodles!

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Bun>f

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my pussy smells weird today

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how old was he again, laddies?

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Why didn't she just kill that emo Vulcan faggot who mind raped her?

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WAS SHATNER INVOLVED?

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I think the issue with new trek is, that trek at it's core is.. a bit boring? Trek is not really that big on sci-fi it always was big on solving the problem of the week, which usually had a philosophical core. "are we allowed to interfere" "Is an android human" "when stranded in the past, can we let a woman die, that has good intentions, but is meant to die?"
But discovery is about Punching Klingons, and big fights and action and big personal drama. And that's just... That's just star wars.
youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM

Seems overdubbed.

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>raped

pronlematic post if im perfectly honest

Who was the most based proprietor on the PROMENADE(!) and why was it p̶l̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶ ̶G̶a̶r̶a̶k̶ the Klingon guy who played opera for Bashir and his cripplefu?

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I love what you're doing but you're gonna need some more substance to go with that style. Keep working on it, you've got something neat here.

the Sbarro manager

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oh my god I haven't had sbarros in forever are they still around?

yeah, but only half as many restaurants as they had before space stations and starbases started being run by niggers. They just emerged from bankruptcy and changed their logo and their look and all their growth is overseas and with a fast casual spin-off. You can still find them in airports or malls if you dont mind being enriched by diversity.

post stealth trek effays

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ssh no one knows she's actually a starfleet engineer

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Post your favourite Trek meme syntheses

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sashay in my new star trek jacket now every time I leave the house it's like an away mission and I'm in charge

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bon troppe ! ! !
le magnifique ! ! !

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Never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.

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>In terms of pure quality

Star Trek Discovery > TNG > DS9 >Voyager > TOS >>> ENT

>In terms of pure comfy

TNG > DS9 > Voyager > Discovery > TOS >>> ENT

Yeah those things bothered me too.

Fuck STD is so bad. FUCK. Give me that budget I will make the trek to literally END all trek.

@111918769
yeah, I'm not going to give you a (You) for that shitty bait

time travel is trek canon

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8/10 would not STD.
Is this why trannies love STD? because it reminds them of bug chasing? Where is bashirfag and Valleyfag at? They always shit up these threads from their discord tranny server.

STD is a divergent timeline where Section 31 was founded by the CIA agent who took Chekov’s Klingon phaser and communicator. Screencap this.

The klingon was known to server half dead gagh. Dax pointed it out.

>In terms of pure quality
Quality of what?

Just let him post. At least it's content.

Did fulfilling your savior complex for that brief moment make your little wiener hard?

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Story and acting. How can you even compare the first two seasons of Discovery with any oldtrek ?

Rewatch the first two seasons of DS9/TNG/Voyager. They are pure shit.

I don't like how condescending this post. Stop teasing Grandpa Trek he just wants to posts webms and tell himself he's a good person. You should try it, it feels better than lashing out and tearing other people down because you hate yourself.

S1-3 DS9&VOY > S4-7 DS9&VOY

>Story and acting
I disagree

shut the fuck up

You are disgustingly boring.

>Kes

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>Say the Red Angel has to be from the future because the technology is so advanced
It was a bad hack to advance the plot
>technology was actually invented decades ago
That's the "Bond effect", some stuff may be too expensive at start (in resources terms) to be in widespread circulation.
>Both sides just stop working on it and forget about time travel???
There are several precedents to buried technology in Star Trek--protomatter in The Wrath of Khan, cloaking technology (The Pegasus, TNG), the Omega particle in Voyager.

Thats also basically the premise of STD, a mobile laboratory with a fuckton of prototype technology vs. a robust tried and true enterprise design in TOS going on a mission where they need to be self sufficient for 5 years.

That doesn't mean STD isn't aids but as a canon complaint it's retarded.

who dis

Bashirfaggot when she turns 40

Roasties on suicide watch/BTFO
how will "she" ever REEEEEcover? laqlsz

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Bashirfag's most recent selfie.

>alarms blaring everywhere
>walking is the proper response
I can't be the only one who hates this.

imagine bending him over that oven and slurping the braps out of his boipussy

Sure, why not? Canon is meaningless anyway.

The part was supposed to be blurred beauty tier.

Bashfag doesn't need to leave her hugbox and VF's jannie hours are about 9am est to midnight.

Eyebrows are like starships, bigger is better.

>imagine bending him over that oven and slurping the braps out of his boipussy
>him
>his
Remember when there was a shred of a doubt that IT was a possible real life chick that you could impregnate with your sperm?

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To be fair possibly no one speaks American there, it is handwaved as an artifact of the universal translator.

No, I remember some delusional losers denying the obvious.

HI BF!

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Hard to reconcile Malcolm Reed as a white British male in the 22nd century. Julian is far more likely.

You are telling me that TOS was not a pastiche of the geopolitics of the sixties, and as a science fiction show, STD would be different? Being neck deep into the politics of its time?
And after 9/11, we suddenly got Borgs, Section 31 and more edge into Star Trek?

i'm too busy fapping to bondage scenes in enterprise and hunting furry caravans to scroll over essays about STD fuck do you want

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Star Trek is an implicitly ethno-nationalist future. Anglos did just fine. Actually, better than fine because they still managed to influence other groups like French (Picard is a weird anglicized Frenchman) and Bashir (a weird anglicized sandnigger). Much of multiculturalism is gone by TOS time, though. The relatively rare children of mixed marriages tend to just pick a side.

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>Actually

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was she mixed or just another forehead species with a black variant? Most alien species are mono-cultural, with humans being the only one with multiple ethnic groups, all distinct and celebrated (true diversity btw). Even if she's mixed, was there any evidence she didnt embrace her human side?

>we're supposed to believe that the ship at the top is less advanced
>it's so important that its existence was completely ignored by starfleet. Never shown or memorialized in TOS or TNG.
>no model on the wall in the Enterprise conference lounge
really makes you think.

I'm sure it's in the history books as being the entire cause of that klingon war.

>we're supposed to believe that the ship at the top is less advanced
Windows 7 versus Windows 10

>its a we need to save on the budget episode.

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> STD being sued for ripping off their storyline from a fucking vidya game
> lawyers want access to the writers' Steam Accounts

I honestly never thought something like this would happen.

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For the life of me I can't tell if BF is a girl or boy. I've seen pictures where it looks like a cute girl but than I see shit like this and I'm lost again

Legitimate question: what would happen if the writers said they don’t have a Steam account?

Every hole is a goal, user.

You can request CC statements.

I went looking for Tardigrades on Steam. Couldn't find it.

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What does it taste like?

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Seems invasive

What's it like having to live with warts on your face your whole life?

because you're so attractive

I say this all the time but a good dermatologist could knock those in less than an hour. Easier than photoshoping your facebook pics too, Jess

I don't think it was ever officially released was it?

Mk nu bred

yes lol

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