Dora

Was it really the best cartoon to make a live action?
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I'd like to explore her anal cavity

Yes, and it unironically could have been a lot of fun.

looks like a pretty fun movie. Plus it shows kids that dangerous weapons are cool. I'm not gonna see in (in theaters) but if I was a little girl i'd be pretty hyped for this

looks fun desu

slav+inca

Interresting

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this. would fill every hole and make 56% mutt babies with.

It's literally not

I want a live action movie of The Mysterious Cities of Gold now.

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She's only like 30% indio at most, she would bear white children

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>Date of birth: July 10, 2001
Im getting too old for this shit, lads

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>Nickelodeon needed a live action movie about an 8 year old border jumper who befriends an anthropomorphic monkey, backpack, map and a fox that steals.

So they put her in High school to fuck? Wtf

Dora has a message for you all

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What the fuck is Hollywood doing? Is this some pedo propaganda

>she would bear white children
Literally the most perfect brown woman.

3.2GB PRORES trailer
downloads.paramount.com/mp/dora/video/DORA_SOCIAL_DOM-TRLR-1-NICKELODEON-GC-2-24_TXTD_STEREO_HD_PRORES_2398_032019.mov
pls download and make big HQ screencaps and webms

thx

that trailer was fucking shit

>Amerimutt cope
Brazil didn't turn white

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Truly

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She's not from Brazil

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>she would bear white children
lmao white genes are inherently inferior and prone to cuckoldry
keep coping faggots

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>5 years younger than me
What the actual fuck bros

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looks like shit and Dora is ugly as fuck with no curves so can't even fap to it
gay af

>me ducking the haters

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How after she turns 18 will she do a nude scene?

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>no curves

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lol faggot anons are fapping to Moner's ugly stunt double

He means she isn't fat.

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Why didn't they cast someone more age appropriate for the role?

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What! you're telling me that these aren't the sexy legs of a young woman?

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Because people that watched Dora are in their 20s now

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>can't even run properly
god women are so fucking retarded it is infuriating

No one in their 20's wants to watch this outside of Yea Forums.

Producers know today, that left or right, the last few generations are so pussified, we just want to keep reliving our childhood over and over and over.

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That's a guy

who is this semen demon?

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Wrong

Why would they use a guy as a stunt-double for a girl? Why not make him chinese while they're at it.

I don't believe it

Isabela "The Donor of Boners" Moner

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WHO TOLD HER BOUT MY PENIS!

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youtube.com/watch?v=B77umOx79mo

>pedo
>17

you can find latinas that look like this and better all throughout california

3.2gb for 2 minutes wtf

I fucking wish

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No

But also yes

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Gonna watch with my lgf.

i need a source

>looks like my 15 year old daughter
>realize I will likely end up a grandpa before I'm 40
>start watching hotel Transylvania with my younger kids to cope.
Fug.....

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pics of daughter?

Stupid horny gringos.
You take away everything I love and then want my women.
Eat piss. You're NOT getting Dora.

Not her, numb nuts, but portraying a character that is supposed to be childish as a hot succubus.

By that logic, modern Scooby-Doo movies and shows should be marketed toward 60 year olds. Shows don't just follow their initial fanbase.

fucking child

almost done...

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She's from Cleveland, paco. She is ours.

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This one did

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>3.2 GB for a 2 minute trailer
Seems kind of excessive for something you're going to jack off to maybe once or twice.

>hitting the wall at 17

internetlet

Same build, 5 foot, has curly hair from me and the mexi nose from her mama. she lives with her mom and grandmother. All the women in that family are nuts. I'm still good friends with her grandpa and her grandma remarried to a guy younger than me.

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How's that pedo, dumbass?

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The character goes to highschool, that doesn't really sound like it's a child.

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>wall
Uh racist and sexist much?

In America you're not allowed to even be remotely attracted to anyone below 18, no matter how much below.

any requests?

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her butt crawling into that cave
her belly peak while on her butt

why is she so smug?

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Can you get a better quality of the existing highlights? Knife, slide, log butt, rope swing

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But... but the age of consent is 16 in my state, no conditions or age-gap limitations apply... and at least as low as 17 in 38 others.

Yes 16 is the most common age of consent in the US, but most of my fellow retarded Americans don't know that and just assume it's 18 across the board.

I don't know if I can make it better than that webm
I'm not good with encoding

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Why did this happen? Hollywoods calofornia influence?

I guess because 18 is the age you're legally considered an adult.

You're supposed to turn high quality mode on and set the file limit to like 2.95

It's 18 everywhere important. Californians are shocked when you tell them the age of consent is only 18 in 10 states

She sure have alot of half naked pics for a kid

>17
>kid
Why do you say this every thread?

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I did that. I'm using nixx's webm for retards but here are the arguments for this webm. Anything to improve?

-an -c:v libvpx -pix_fmt yuv420p -threads 8 -slices 8 -lag-in-frames 16 -auto-alt-ref 1 -qmin 20 -crf 22 -qmax 24 -qcomp 1 -b:v 0

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Happy to see some of my WebMs already being circulated. I'll post some of the others I made.

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>theaters full of grown men shouting at the screen what she should do next
yes

meant to say I turned on high quality mode. I don't set a file limit.

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Everywhere important like North Dakota and Idaho. Florida makes sense since they're mostly a criminal population anyway.

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Great isn't it? I'd rather have 4 or 5 fully nude pics, but that's just me

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>same age as my youngest sister
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pics?

>LITERALLY USING A MALE STUNT DOUBLE

MY SIDES

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Guys, I need tips on how to masturbate in the theater without getting caught.

Tennessee seems like the weirdest place for 18 since you can do pretty much anything there. They must have let some roastie have too much power at one point.

front row in the corner

holy fuck

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OH NO NO NO NO

Oh, I'm not complaining. I think its great. Please post more

It looks like the trailer to the new Tomb Raider movie, but dumber and with more sex appeal.

>someone is going to jerk off to one of the male stunt double scenes thinking it's moner

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Latest showing on a Sunday night when no one else is in the theater.

prostate massaging vibrating butt plug

So better, you mean.

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So I've started remaking some of my WebMs with the new 3.2 GB trailer file posted above. Here's an updated reverse loop of sliding under the helicopter.

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>first few seconds of the trailer is a scene from that very trailer and then the logo, and the trailer actually plays
Why the FUCK do they always do this now?

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>helicopter

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It's not even sexual for me. I just like making WebMs. I make them for a lot of shows (Orville for the most part recently).

I find making these specifically to be a kind of bizarre high quality performance shitposting because to the outside world looking at this site no one will understand why someone would spend this amount of time on something so... banal and weird. The extreme quality of the WebM serves to add to that. It's like having ultra high-res scans of a meme painted by Gauguin.

fucking god damn, someone finally said it. I hate it too man

I think it's just Paramount for some reason.

Diego looks like shit, where is his hair?

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It's because the ad that plays over the video if you're not running adblockers or have YouTube Red is about six seconds. They're trying to ensure that their ad doesn't have an ad superimposed on it.

It's for people who browse twitter. Videos autoplay. They have this action scene at the start to catch your attention and then you watch the whole thing.

She's going to look like garbage by 25.

25 what?

That's not nice

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Redo all of them please

how is her footgame

M-Masaka...!

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holy fuck muh dick

>go on twitter
>"Finally a movie that represents US latinos!"
>"YEESS, finally latinos in hollywood!"

What the fuck, are we seriously pretending latin people haven't been in fucking Hollywood since fucking I Love Lucy now? Like what the fuck is with SJWs suddenly pretending we've never had [insert minority] in a fucking movie fucking ever?

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Fake news

Why isn't she speaking Spanish?

what did david say?

>Why the FUCK do they always do this now?

You know how on mobile you get an unskippable 10 second ad before videos?

They use that as the ad part because it makes people less likely to hit 'skip' and hits people who do skip with as much key stuff as they possibly can

It's how they promote movies now.

t. retard

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The school part where they're going through a metal detector made me laugh because I know they filmed that in Australia where schools don't function as part time murder arenas

The kids they got to be extras must have thought it was weird as hell

>implying the biggest Latin movie of most years doesn't have a budget of 15 million
With Marvel it was a borderline joke because of War Machine and Nick Fury but Latinos actually have an argument there isn't even a Latin Marvel hero and they never get a big movie.

I've come to the realization after obssesing over her that I'm a fucking cunt wasting my time.
This little shit is 17 and is already sucessful. Got out of school at 15 and most likely will have a Major before 19, all of that while staying beautiful and doing movies or whatever the fuck.
What have I done with my life? Would someone that has done so much in so little time would set eyes on a deadbeat like me?

I feel sorry for myself. Fuck me. How the fuck did it get to this point and how do I get out of this rut and do something meaningful in my life.

WHERE IS THE FOX, WHERE IS THE SPANISH ???

book of the dead
coco
nacho libre

Just keep posting memes with us bro you'll be fine

>latins actually have an argument

Are you retarded? Latin people have been starring in movies since the fucking 50's. One of the biggest directors in Hollywood RIGHT NOW is from Mexico City.

The fuck are you smoking

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Okay boss. Here's the tree one. In this case I think it's actually beneficial with a lower quality as the conversion hides some of the noise. I've uploaded it anyway. I cropped in to just the relevant parts so that I could have higher quality at the same file size.

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Dora the Hotel Cleaner

This little girl makes me feel like a pathetic sack of shit and made me realize that I'm unhappy. I only come here as a way to scape from my shitty reality and get a quick dopamine fix. I'm just a sack of shit with no enough willpower to do anything else.

I'm actually surprised they kept the explosives part in there considering.

she'll age like Hudgens, meaning, not well

Same

Needs to be slowed down by about half.

>metal detectors and security officers to enter high school

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Lol keep telling yourself that, roastie

The stunt double was an Asian female. Pretty cute as well. But she had very toned legs so it’s noticable in the edit.

>slav+inca
so twice the whore

high IQ city slickers

It’s called the ghetto

epic

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oh, yeah, i forgot the average economic status of a district determines their security measures.

No. It was to get Moner to fuck a few producers in exchange of becoming a millionare. Parents will take their kids to see this and buy it digitally and pedos like /pol/ will bitch and whine online about it but go sit in the back of the theater like the creepy incels they are.

Moner is rich, but gave up the ass for the producers

We pretending ghettos aren’t more violent now?

I'm going to consider myself officially old the first time I watch porn with a girl who was born after 9/11.

i wouldn't know

>those grapes were sour anyway

Melody Parker's thing besides loving black guys was being the first 2000 born porn star. you didn't feel old then?

>green Nevada in a sea of red

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So should I make a tweet stating that this woman is too promiscuous to be playing a lead character aimed at children?

>suck off a few old men
>literally set for life

being a good-looking woman is truly playing life on easy mode, why was i born a fat loser

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You can suck me off if you want

to post that here

moner?

life's too difficult being a wagecuck. wouldn't you take an opportunity to instantly rise to the top and never need to work a day in your life again? dignity is overrated anyways

I'm no pedo but Dora is looking hot and looks more Lara /Croft than that skinny man bitch in than that last Tomb Raider movie

i'm getting paid right now

Is this real? It feels like a fever dream of some sort.

They don't consume the media they criticise. That's true for movies, games, music and sports.

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Yeah, it's a kids cartoon being made into a movie for teens.

Moner makes me feel that way, too

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>move into West tucky in 10th grade
>blondes, meth, bros everywhere
>24 pulls up on motorcycle swarmed by 10th graders as a god
Yeah, that was really weird, but cool.

brehs

ISABELA MONER GIVES ME A BONER

high IQ post

>tfw too scared to save any pics in this tread because she's still 17

I don't wanna chance it lads

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time is running out for me i need a small brown wife right now

Chance what?

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You realize that just by visiting the site all the images in this thread are already stored in your computer's local cache? Doesn't matter if you saved them or even clicked on them. If the police busted your doors down right now and took your computer, the police would have every picture in this thread on your computer.

A negligent discharge.

Imagine actually seeing this in real life

I'm so sick of this postmodern ironic trash.
>now Dora, you're growing up and you're going to get invited to raves with music like this
FUUUUUCK OFFFFFF would it kill someone to just make a decent family movie.

>would it kill someone to just make a decent family movie
obviously

Do people even go to raves anymore?

How is it post-modern or ironic? Making fun of something that exists (raves and electronic music) does not meet the definition of either. Irony is the opposite of the expected happening and we can reasonably expect an adult to tell their kid about parties when they're going into high school. Post-modernism is largely defined by it's self-reference. This reference isn't to the movie itself and therefore the 'joke' (which I agree is not particularly good) is not post-modern either.

I just came back from one. They've come back in style for normies.

Dora learning about raves and bringing knives to high school is not reasonable. It's post modern as it is obviously not taking itself seriously, to the point where it's winking to the audience about how CRAZY it is for Dora to be learning about raves. This isn't even a fucking Dora movie, it's just a fucking movie that they slapped Dora in for a few extra asses in seats. And fuck Michael pena

>not reasonable
was she SUPPOSED to keep asking her backpack for her map her whole life?

Yes she was...shes a kids show character you degenerate

Being unreasonable is not the same thing as being the opposite of the expectation. Also, I don't understand how it's unreasonable for her to learn about what a rave is. She brought tools that she would frequently use during adventures and exploration. It's just a fish out of water joke. You have to remember that this is a cartoon world that is being portrayed in live action. It's also a children's comedy about a child explorer so it can only take itself so seriously. Beyond that not taking yourself seriously isn't self-referential.

If she turned to the camera and said "Isn't it messed up that the writer's put all these weapons in my bag considering recent school violence in the US?" that would be post-modern.

You can think it's a bad joke all you want (and be pretty accurate) but that doesn't mean it's ironic or post-modern.

rugrats all growed up must have had you livid

Where's Swiper?

And she better at least ONCE look at the camera and ask if we see where the bad guys are

>Where's Swiper?
*breathes in* *yells at screen*

No but it's the perfect example of deviating from your source and losing your audience

What's she thinking about?

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nanners

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lel

You know Brazil turned out how it did because of African slaves right
South America has pure blood whites, Africans, and indies, and literally every combination of those three you could imagine. But it doesn't mean they all got BLACKED

>he fell for the fat is curves meme

>mfw I don't have to go to /pol/ anymore to get my daily dose of racism

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wayyy to fucking noticeable when I was watching the trailer

>men are prohibited from choosing partners when they are most attractive
It's like if there was a law preventing women from marrying rich guys.

>waif.superspeed.running/*AHEM*

>slav
And I wondered whe she makes my pe-pe stiff.

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>t. toasty white roastie
This is a 50 year old latina

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And feed them well, with her ample bosom.

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I guess we won't be seeing you in the Dancemoms Over Eighteen Fap Thread.

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>*huff huff*
>despite being only 13% of the population...

>*delete cache's*
heh, nothing personnel, policeman

It's basically the cinema copy. The movie you watch in a theater is literally a bunch of JPEG's being played back at 24fps with a separate audio track synced up

First Ninja Turtles movie, faggot.

>she's younger than the show
kek

i've only seen the 2nd and 3rd

You didn't wipe your hard drive, did you?

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>police are going to "bust"down your door for looking at a movie thread about a 17 year old and her publicly posted Insta pictures
Are you a dumb faggot or something?

>If
Are you illiterate or something?

Seems like a cool movie except for those quips. I can't fucking stand quips.

>if you saved them or even clicked on them
>IF you click on a picture to enlarge it, the police are going to bust down your door when she's legal in almost the entire country and the only pictures are Instagram nothinburgers or shit from TMZ
are you actually a retard or something? Pedos are a real problem on here but jesus absolute christ are you in the wrong crusade with this one.

what is this

These actually exist in the poorer sections of LA

its amazing how Yea Forums's infatuation with little girls got worse and worse of the years starting with chloe moretz down to bella thorne and then to kiernan shipka and finally to mille bobby brown. its like you quite caring and settled for what hollywood was willing to feed you... and then came izzy, the princess that was promised and all was saved

>he missed the "if" in the sentence about the police
If you're not baiting, them I'm really sorry user. It must be hard being disabled.

>You realize that just by visiting the site all the images in this thread are already stored in your computer's local cache? Doesn't matter if you saved them or even clicked on them. If the police busted your doors down right now and took your computer, the police would have every picture in this thread on your computer.
These are your words you dumb zoomer faggot. Are you personally, illiterate?

She's cute and exploration and treasure hunting is fun and exciting.

>this is the man who's hitting that daily

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>AYO HOMIE, DAS A HOMBRE ON THE TV, DAS ME ESSAY! I'M ON TV MAMITA!
I don't get this fucking retarded shit.

It's the truth though. In an entirely hypothetical situation where the police, or anyone for that matter, looked at your computer all the pictures would be there. Do you see now how stupid you sound?

Do you honest to shit not see how stupid YOU seriously sound?
>in a hypothetical where the fucking police are monitoring your activity
>about a 17 year old
>about her public pictures
>where she isn't even a legal minor in almost 80 percent of the US
>in a discussion about a public movie trailer that she is in
Do you have honest to shit autism here?

I know they did in the past but I doubt they prosecute based on your cache any more.

*an illegal minor I meant. Your'e still stupid.

Not even saying that, I am saying that besides Spy Kids and Machete there is no big Latin franchise that Mexican and shit can watch, no Zorro doesn’t count because it’s 20 years old, these audiences need Dora as their event movie, it will be one of the biggest box office hits of 2019 screenshoot this.

for a Pedowood? yes.

I bet her dad is jewish

>this film is not yet rated
maybe moner will do a nude scene after all?

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HEE HEE

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I have firefox configured to delete the cache when I exit

you can set it to never save it in the first place

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Going to cinema with my dick out

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pics?

I can appreciate good quality, get clearer details.

thank you for your cervix
haha

The movie that saved Yea Forums. It's been a rough couple of months but finally something good happens here

It's as good as any. Dora is hella popular desu.

>I have no life. I am an ultra loser amongst losers.

tummy!

Looks like a Legend of the Forbidden Temple movie which at some point late into development got co-opted into being a Dora the Explorer movie. Which doesn't make much sense because Nickelodeon did a Legend of the Forbidden Temple movie a few years ago. How did a Dora the Explorer movie end up like this?

very carefully

the whole school part seems terrible

Bet that is the majority of the movie, and they only go to the jungle in the third act.

I'll never recover.

>i put people down on anonymous internet forums for this reason:

Wow this movie looks fucking awful
I predict it will break 1b because people are stupid and Moner was made for breeding

>fucking awful
this film has not yet been rated

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pased peruvian Moner

Many such cases

>Moner is 17
>already looks 30

>Anya is almost 23
>still looks 16 - at most

Geez, Moner could play Anya's mom already, wtf!

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user, I want you to tell me that you understand that this isn't illegal.
It's creepy, but it isn't illegal.

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>wall
Peru doesn't care

>ayylmao fags seething

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But they do, is the same old retarded boring shit as always.

It was too late for me guys.

Christ!
Is she wearing that whory outfit for a movie?

Ayybros tried to warn Monerfags that Moner would hit the wall fast, but they wouldn't listen...

Hey, Moner still looks pretty, but she'll lose her main appeal VERY fast once she looks like just another relatively pretty 30 year old latina.

Hahahaha, all those stunt scenes everyone's lusting over are a male stunt double's ass.

She didn't say. Maybe it's just her traditional ayylien attire.

She still looked like a goddes at the kca soo...

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>I only fapped to scenes with her face visible ;)

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I think it may be the Dora wig that makes her look older, and the way she carries herself in the movie, as if she's really mature and responsible, all making her look more motherly. The Dora wig looks like a mom hairdo.

Normally she does still look really jailbaity, which is pretty much her brand and selling point, I mean if we're going to be honest here.

Or the lack of makeup

That said, make no mistake, Moner will definitely age much faster and worse than Ayyfu. And I don't say that to be mean, I've just lived among Mestizas... they peak at like 15, which is even acknowledged in their culture where they have a big coming of age celebration and traditionally the girl usually goes and gets knocked up shortly soon after.

Whereas ayylmao's probably age in slowmotion.

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Why do people keep saying this? She clearly has a significant amount of makeup on in the movie.
She looks younger with less make up, not older

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Post that ugly alien bitch somewhere else. She can never hope to ever be as attractive as Moner, who will clearly remain sexy as fuck for many, many years to come

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Compare:too:

Lol, sure thing. She's only going to look this way for another year TOPS. And then even you'll be completely done with her.

But anyways, that sounded too mean. Moner actually seems like a nice-enough person and I didn't mean to speak so insultingly about her. Of course she'll be gorgeous, if not jailbaity, which is just what I think a lot of people are obsessing over.

Heavy foundation, as would be expected from a movie and red carpet. I'm not sure what your point is.
Here she is out of the shower

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Part of the problem is that it's a really basic, mainstream movie for normal people, produced by Nickelodeon, so they did her makeup in that "daytime television" way, which is basically the way housewives on soap operas and talkshows do their makeup. It's probably a big part of why she looks kind of mom-like in close-up the Dora pictures.

Stop projecting your insecurities about becoming so personally invested in your waifu that you are afraid she is about to go downhill.
Moner is flawless and will remain so. Girls that lithe don't turn into consuela

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I mean, her makeup here: looks like how a woman on Desperate Housewives would have their makeup done.

Your pic is like two years old.

She certainly looks flawless there. If she matures more in that direction, as implied in that photo, she'll look fucking amazing.

I don't know how the fuck snapchat works but it's most definitely not two years old
It's about as old as this one which is 3 months old

>age 17 years, 8 months

Can't wait to see her first tattoo in July

This girl is a flash in the pan. These Nickelodeon type girls burn out really fast. I don't think she'll go trashy, but she has that disposable junkfood quality to her. She'd have to really rebrand to have an adult career and she's too lowbrow already.

>This girl is a flash in the pan
That why she’s been in several major roles in big movies before she turned 18?
>but she has that disposable junkfood quality to her
What does that even mean? That she will get fat? Based on her idea of “chunky” I doubt it.
>She'd have to really rebrand to have an adult career and she's too lowbrow already
Soldado wasn’t an adult role?

You shut your fucking mouth

Where do you think her first goes, wrist, ankle, hip or shoulder?

Hm. Perhaps. She's definitely a couple tiers above the average Nick girls. And she does seem to be mixing it up with a big pool of established celebs and wide-ranging roles.

Maybe it's just the 'obligatory hot girl in a Transformer movie' big debut, and then a movie like Dora produced by Nickelodeon, that reminds me of a Selina Gomez type of career or something. But she does seem a little more potentially middlebrow and could maybe get into regular mainstream casting rotation, which she seems to have a pretty good start on.

Can't wait for her day 1 playboy photoshoot.

better than tomb raider

She has the gums of a brit.

>Polish
>Possibly other
So she's Jewish but they don't want to ruin her waifu status?

GOD WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO CUTE BROS

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FUCK THIS SMUG CUNT

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Indeed.

Does the backpack talk?
Will Swiper show up?
I'm the map

>stealing SelGo's parts

for shame

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>inca
more like spanish with a little quechua

Post the beach picture user. You know in your heart she's not meant to play Dora.

>they had to go to Australia to find a school that is white enough to make her look minority

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So, the Americans have their own Maisie now huh...

Dora the explorer

youre fapping to an asian with manface and manbody lel

Looks like a shitty Netflix original.