Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Previous Thread:
/ALITA/
sequels a comin'
>h-hi Mr. Ido, is Alita home?
>Alita
>Not for sex
>Virgins, please.
Nigga you're going down
>tfw was going to post this
THANKS FOR THE NEW BREAD
Looking at pics of cute girls, specially Rosalita is maximum /COMFY/
i think alita is really cute
Read the manga, you will understand.
This is cute
kek
Okay, I'm deleting my downer post.
Good job user.
>tfw you wont ever be able to get back with your latina ex who ruined other women for you because she was so perfect
This is one of the reasons why I can't watch Alita.
Page that confirms Figure destroyed Alita's Martian hymen:
who would win in a fight?
Alita 2: Fallen Angel
Alita 3: Avenging Angel
Alita 4: Space Angel
Alita 5: The Final Order
Alita 6: Memories of Mars
Post Chiron in lingerie please.
Cameron.
This could be read in many ways.
Kino
The goose is loose
6 movies.
Each sequel is 6 hours long.
>condensing Last Order into two movies
If this means dropping the stupid shit like space karate and vampires, I'm very fine with it.
well of course he would
but let's say between K and Alita
Alita III: ANGEL OF DEATH*Slayer starts blasting*
Alita because K would never hurt her.
Alita 7: Queen of Mars
4lita: Tokyo Drift
Alita cured my insomnia
sorry about the shitty picture
>Sir, can you not make motor and gun noises with your mouth while I work? It's distracting the crew.
Hahaha, saved
Alita 15: Angels in the Outfield
Probably anal and BJs
>She better be home by nine
Alita 7: Punished Angel
Alita 8: Apocalypse
"This time it's personal!"
>I hope at least a few people come to see me...
Dad chad posting is best posting
Karate is still there although very condensed
You're as alone as I am, ha ha.
!!! ;_; !!!
Oh they will come
>stupid shit like space karate
end yourself
Spendibg maybe 15 minutes on a subplot would be fine I guess. My main issue with LO is how it just goes on and on about this uninteresting shit, with ever increasing power levels.
Most of the karate backstory is put into a seperate 15 minute featurette
>that's a dedicated fanbase!
Making up a song about Alita
She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a Battle Angel
She's as cute as a button
In the eyes of everyone who ever laid their eyes on ALLIITTAAAAAAA!
When she comes around our threads
user and I will never ever make them dead
Our eyes will be on ALITAAAAA!!!
*builds a fortress and tells you secrets*
L-like what secrets?
Then the reboot
>The Battle Angel: Alita
>sometimes I brush my teeth just for fun
Like if she has a crush
This song pretty much explains everyone’s infatuation with Alita.
youtu.be
Don't forget the gritty R-rated send-off
>Gally
>sure kid, I'll show up to your panel, no worries.
Take care of her well Mr Goose
Holding back the years
Holding back the tears
Chance for me to escape from all I know
Holding back the tears
'Cause nothing here has grown
I've wasted all my tears
Wasted all those years
Nothing had the chance to be good
Nothing ever could, yeah
I'll keep holding on
I'll keep holding on, so tight
Well I've wasted all my tears
Wasted all of those years
And nothing had the chance to be good
'Cause nothing ever could
That's all I have today, it's all I have to say. That's all I have toooooday, it's ALL I have to say
>Gangsta agrees to go easy on her
>he doesn't attack her once
>Anita Battle Angel
Set in an alternate universe, a promising young journalist(Scarlett Johansen) is tragically maimed in a car accident and brought to edge of her life. She is given a second chance as Doctor Ibo, played by Idris Elba, who transfers her contiousness into an highly advanced android body.
it's true, he doesn't even try.
L-like on who?
Das rite brother
Is that fucking Oingo Boingo?
Gangsta face turn in the sequel brother
A cozy fortress?
>That whole kissing/touch scene
I'm so ready for it in HD soon.
Bumping.
>it's an user gets memed into roleplaying general
what do you mean?
>Here user, put your hand on my chest
>Can you feel that?
>It always beats faster when I'm close to you
>Can I feel yours?
This particular still always gets me. Imagine showing it to someone even 40 years ago. They'd think it was unreal that a person could be rendered like that. You wonder when the line would come between people thinking it's just a snapshot of the actual future rather than CG.
>Be good friends with a guy, trust each other enough that we start jacking hardbodies together to make a living
>Not the best thing to be doing but have to make ends meet
>One day he brings some random girl to a scrimmage without asking anyone first
>Play the game like i usually would, take her out to score for my team
>My friend gets mad at me, even though i treated her like i would anyone else new to the game so they see how tough it is
>In the space of two days my friend starts hanging out with me less and less
>Hear that he's spending all his time with the random hardbody
>The only time he actually hangs out with me is when he brings her to the wreckage of an URM ship and i have to tag along
>Me and my girl have to carry the backbacks, even if the hardbody could have carried the whole party
>Hardbody tells me to shush when I'm trying to tell her more about the ship
>She jumps into the water without warning anyone, suddenly we're responsible for her safety
>She comes back after we've been worried about her the entire time, carrying a body
>Turns out she is literally an URM berserker, the deadliest enemy from the great war whose aftershocks are still felt today
>Is potentially responsible for war crimes and the death of civilians on our side
>Nobody cares and everyone is totally cool with it for no reason
>Fastforward a few days, jacking parts one night and my friend ditched me again
>He shows up, namedrops and tells me he quits, thinks he's too good for jacking parts now
>All because of some girl he's known for less than a week who he's been putting over me even though I've know him for so much longer
>Get mad, lash out and say something i shouldn't have
>He punches me and we start fighting
>A hunter-warrior appears and threatens my friend, crushes his shoulder
>I don't know what's going on but i hit the hunter-warrior for hurting my friend
>Ultimately sacrifice my life so he can escape
>MFW people call me a dickhead as they leave the movie theater
>very little merch
>stuck with a shitty Funko Pop
This won't do. Request Good Smile make an Alita Nendoroid or figma.
Isn't it funny how you can just tell Zapan is a brit from his face?
You are a real bro.
>I want to believe it's voiceanon setting up all these RPs.
>But I know it's not true.
>MFW people call me a dickhead as they leave the movie theater
I didn't, he was a real bro.
Nope, sorry! It's a ltitle discouraging when I post in the mornings and I get not a single response to the OC I worked on.
I have work today and tomorrow night, but on Tuesday night I might make some more OC, I'm usually in the mood late at night, when the threads are comfier.
I do a fair few of them. The fading hands one was someone else though.
I look forward to his death every time he shoves Alita down while playing Motorball.
Don't hate the player, hate the game brother
>someone liked my greentext so much that they saved it
Thank you user, you just made my day
> Day 40 and still dreaming of Alita every night
>b-but muh Captain Marvel
the amount of cope in this thread is mesmerizing
sorry to hear that
See you later though.
Alita...
After training Alita in the art of Penister Wet Cuntst what do you think will become her favorite sex position?
Just imagine, shaping her to your will. Make her HUNGER for your COCK. Making her BEG and PLEAD as her subconciously created URM pussy drips lubricant.
HNNNNNNG
>still don't dream of Alita
what am I doing wrong
You and me both, friend.
Can’t wait for Alita to break past 400M just to see more passive-aggressive headlines by screenrant, Forbes and CinemaBlend
Why were there no werewolves in the movie??
>Alita makes 400 million $, but needed over 9000 trillion to break even
>What we do with Ido is not your business, user. Here, take this.
Seeing it for the 3rd time in 2 hours.
Very excited.
Test
Because that would have been stupid. Same reason the murderer wasn't a mutant, and why there won't be any vampires.
Reminds me of that MadMen meme.
>I feel sorry for you.
>I don't think of you at all!
Rosa: Brapper Angel
Spin off when?
perfect
Close enough for this response.
Uh... Questions...
All I know is I dream of my deepest desires
I’m really madly in love with Alita despite her being a fictional character. I think about her 24/7
More than likely I’m just going insane but my desire for her somehow tricked my brain into believing she’s real and producing all those love chemicals. She also cured my insomnia. It had been YEARS since I last got my full 8 hours of sleep every night
>Alita broke our expectations but that doesn’t mean we lost, it didn’t gross 600 Gorillion
Thanks for using my meme!
Kek
Nice digits too
You're tempting fate.
>She also cured my insomnia. It had been YEARS since I last got my full 8 hours of sleep every night
that's... impressive
I guess healing is no meme
It really isn’t user
I didn’t believe in the waifu memes either but I’ve been in love before with a girl irl and this feels exactly like it (but even stronger)
It gives me purpose and joy
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I like to flaunt and take to dinner
But she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner
She's a Alita
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's Alita
Talkin' about little Alita
And Alita is mine
Well, she's never in the way
Always something nice to say, and what a blessin'
I can leave her on her own
Knowin' she's okay alone and there's no messin'
She's Alita
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's Alita
Talkin' about little Alita
And Alita is mine
Well, she never asks very much
And I don't refuse her
Always treat her with respect
I never would abuse her
What she's got is hard to find
And I don't want to lose her
Help me build a mountain
From a little pile of clay, hey hey hey
Well, she…
Look, lad. Alita is old enough to enjoy the pleasures of sex.
And knowing Alita she would absolutely get hooked on the cock after her first experience
Alita pleases old man to meet the gross income to insure a sequel!
Probably not going to watch it 3 times in 2 hours at tripple speed, user. Going to watch it for the third time, but starting in two hours.
Something similar happens to me sometimes but a cruel thing called reality always sets in and I'm depressed for a long time after. Anyone know what I mean?
>dick
Alita is for yuri with Erika.
>Work in BBQ restaurant
>Drunk guy walks in
>He is loud and gives attitude
>Serve him take-away anyway to get him out of there
>He fumbles and drops his hot dog and soda on the floor
>He demands a refund
>Get sad
>Kneel down
>Dip my finger in some of the hot dog's ketchup and smear it under my eyes
>I remember the day shift manager's intro speech on the day I started
>"For reasons of guest safety and liability, I do not stand by in the presence of a spill!"
>Drunk guy rages and throws up
>Jump up on the counter to not get puke on my shoes
>Drunk guy runs into the 7/11 next door
>"COME INTO MY WORLD"
>Manager stops me
>Security guard finally arrives on his bike
>”Sorry, if he hasn’t committed any felonies, theft or damage, I can’t detain him in the 7-11.”
>An old-timey guest calmly walks out of your restaurant and into the 7-11
>After a couple of minutes he comes out with the drunk guy meekly in handcuffs
>Turns the old-timey guest was an off-duty cop and was able to talk the drunk guy down
>"I compete in the Great Hampshire Sausage and Pie Competition with my sausages every year, and I hate to see your world class hot dogs go to waste, user"
Thank you Lord for my daily bread, amen.
Cringe
I laughed and saved
not realistic
I would be dead before my head turns away
Thank you, user. Very cool!
Alita is an adult woman, she is allowed to have a sex life.
are you the OP from the tweet thread?
thanks for keeping me updated on Alita's box office user
BOOOOOOOOH I'M SCROLLING THIS THREAD LOOKING FOR BOOTIES TO STEEEEEEAL!
Can someone help me shill? webwhiteboard.com
It comes and goes. Some days I revel in my love for her, and some days the "she'll never be real" feeling of dread kicks my teeth in. These are all new feelings for me and I'm learning to roll with them.
n-no booty here miss
shh hide
Obligatory chocolate post.
Hey, thanks bringing a buuuump!
That will save us some pooooosting!
Based
What can I say I just love writing for you guys.
How tall is Alita in the movie?
Rosa is like 5’3 irl and the replica mannequin looks even tinier
Relax, user. Chance of this being real is slim to none.
Alita, have this! Trust me you'll love it
Doll body Alita is tiny but I think the berserker is Rosa's height
A part of me wants captain marvel and Alita to agree to disagree and hug it out
I haven't seen this pasta since the /abag/ threads
BBBBRRAAAAAAPPPP angel
It varies according to the book . Doll is like 5'2 while bezerk is5'4 rosa being 5'3
Not for me user, but ever since I had the dreams I’ve been happy, even when reality is real. I just question what even is real
I just live in my own waifu fantasy world
I can't seem to beat that "she can't be real" feeling and its too much for me. I wish the best for you though
OH NO NO NO
Anyone know anything about when we will see the BlueRay out?
If we're talking about Shazam, then sure.
That sounds really nice, honestly. Wish I could say the same.
>Fungal posters
Watched an early screening of it yesterday
Surprisingly had some scary moments and it felt like a 90s movie
Was pretty based
Probably around June
how do you not put motion trackers on that booty
If I could just figure out how to lucid dream with Alita I think I would be set for life.
Take your anime garbage to your containment board, just like marvel faggots should go to their gay fucking comic board.
I AM SICK OF THIS GARBAGE
So how likely is it the next movie will have that Damascus blade converted into an oversized balisong?
I don’t know but I wish I could be the motion tracker suit
CGI Rosalita is very curvy just like her irl
But I can't wait that long user
May or bust
Hi friend
If we get the balisong and silver streaks Alita I'm going to die happy.
Digital will probably be a month earlier so May
It’s dropping in May, baby
We do not stand by in the presence of /ALITA/ haters.
I think they passed up a great opportunity where we see a cute moment of Alita trying a spicy or sour food.
Hmmmmm, that's a pretty cute idea.
>Alita: "UGH, what is this? It tastes like shit!"
>Ido: "It IS shit Alita."
yes, but did you liked the movie?
Well they got the bitter down. :)
pretty good that Alita beat a Disney Star Wars movie
and look at that budget
Any suggestions for the food? We can work with this.
HOLY SHIT IT WAS THAT BAD!?
>that domestic numbers
we have a onions problem here
Glad to hear that - the second trailer makes it look like standard capeshit, so I guess the first trailer gives a better image of what it's like.
First trailer is pretty good: youtube.com
That fucking production budget my god Solo actually needed 600 gorillion to break even
It's so shit I dont even know why I bothered lmao
Odin box office guy makes the same point here: youtube.com
>600
Id say more, since production was 275 plus another 200 for ads, there were everywhere. It needed at least 800 to break even imo
What was Alita’s budget and was the profit good?
Small kek from me
Are we going to get /k/ommando Alita in the sequels?
"Reshoot all the things" tends to do that. Would have liked to see Phil Lord and Chris Miller's version of the movie.
>oh...I'm afraid she's already out with someone
Is that a young Goose?! Kek
Simple and effective.
STOP
probably a sour candy similar to pic related
But Alita had a similar issue?
Good, because all I have is the shitty rips, and I really want to support the movie, just can't go see it in cinemas :(((
lol
this user is correct
They'll have to tone down her CUHRAZYness for sure
According to the crewanon they didn't reshoot shit. RR wanted to shoot for as long as possible for each day lol
how can she even compete?
Does it matter if she's real when your feelings for her are real?
How was Solo all in all? I never watched it
They had to rerender her face though.
This user metaphysics
They re-rendered her eyes. That doesn't need re-shoots. It might need some stages of post-production to be re-done though.
Exactly user
What I feel for her is real, and it makes me happy, so I’m not embarrassed that she doesn’t exist. I love her
And I'm amazed the movie cost as little as it did given that fact
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
So real that some viewers got the hormonal changes that the parents of newborns get. It's really funny to me to see this.
Wow...you've got a point. Maybe it doesn't matter! Thanks user :)
kek 10/10
PHIIIIIIIILLLLLL
I think doll body was 5'1"
>used to take hours to actually fall sleep after getting into bed
>now just hug my pillow and imagine lying in bed with alita listening to the thrumming of her heart
>drop off immediately
I have been healed by the power of Alita!
Who ever is shilling Alita in those web shit whiteboards
It wasn't even mediocre, it was shit. Shit acting, shit story full of plot holes and conveniences, shit special effects, and of course Disney being Disney they tried jamming some social commentary in it as well. Literally only reason to watch it is for backstory, but that can be summed up into "Han Solo found Chewbacca and they all had super gay orgies together the end".
Day 7 with no sex drive whatsoever. Never experienced anything like it.
To me it doesn't feel like a parental thing, though. I like Alita romantically.
Weird, as soon as I frequented these Alita gens I also have lost my sex drive/the need to smash one out twice a day.
Yeah well I have the opposite problem. No sex drive until watching Alita...
Guess I should just jump off a cliff or something.
I find Alita attractive and see her like a girlfriend but I haven’t had the urge to jerk off. I still have a high sex drive but no more urge to be dirty
Some user explained this a couple of generals back but I don’t have the pasta of it unfortunately
BASED ZAPAN
How do you think he felt kissing Rosa? He’s handsome and a very lucky guy too
I think you’re experiencing a temporary drop in testosterone levels, this is a fairly normal response to having a newborn baby. That should pass in time. Alternatively, the obsession with Alitaposting gets prioritized ahead of procreation, like when the society is in a state of emergency - and that won’t pass until we get a sequel.
If I was Hugo I would’ve messed up all the love scenes on purpose to kiss Rosa as many times as possible
Does testosterone drop or raise when you have a girlfriend/sex?
I remember having a lot more peace (not as agreesive) but motivation when I was in a relationship
Implying he didn't
>oh shit Rodriguez I got too much saliva into that last kiss, we should shoot again...damn! I accidentally cupped her ass. That wasn't in the script either...whoops, better luck next shot!
Ey, baby, you like younger boys?
To not make it as obvious I would do all the passionate kissing scenes right but laugh/smile at the very last second to reshoot them. I’d ask to have a private conversation with Rosa so we can bond and make it look as real as possible
Jesus Christ Rosa
Isn’t Rosa in her 30s? She looks early 20s
Do all manlets and womanlets experience this?
i followed your advice and saw br2049.
not bad, but i wish jared leto's character had been killed in some gory way
W-would Rosa be a high-maintenance gf?
We always knew Phil worked for the factory
No but she's tsundere as fuck.
Like, probably /r9k/ tsundere.
The Leto subplot is the weakest part of BR2049 imo.
She's honestly Yandere
Ah right I got my terms mixed up.
He was like a reverse-McGuffin.
yeah, but besides that, i fucking hate jared leto
To prove how well Flex Tape really works
*ZZAAAASSS*
I SAWED ALITA IN HALF
She honestly seems pretty down to earth
I bet she’s one of those quirky down to earth gfs who’d be happy if you feed her and fuck her often.
Her type are very clingy and they try out your hobbies and get into whatever you’re into while maintaining their own personality
She’s a little insane but all women are
Rosa is super lewd which by association makes Alita super lewd
deal with it prudefags. Alita loves cock and loves taking multiple cocks at once
Crazy alita is best alita
No...
>this projecting
LMAO
Based
This guy gets it.
I didn't even notice the magazine the first few times I sqw this photo.
lmao dead nigger
Someone please edit Phil's face on to grewishka's during the underground fight
Yandere is repelled by needy, passionate bfs, right? They only go after hapless bfs, right?
Actually, it doesn't matter. They're just crazy.
Girls are into that whole astrological signs meme so if you go based on that (her zodiac sign is cancer) she’d be a very emotional, loyal gf who’d spoil you with her love and would probably like to chill at home most nights. Going out would be considered a special occassion
Can´t stop listening to this song.
I still watch the cam rip occasionally at home (saw it in theatre but too poor to go multiple times)
The movie is still so fucking good. Every fucking scene. I am starting to remember every word of the movie in each scene.
Alone for the last showing at my theater...
Feels good bros.
Is there supposed to be a downside here? I mean, Rosa apparently has a restraining order out on her, but I'm not seeing what's wrong with your description
Was there any unique animation or rendering of Alita in the music video for "Swan Song?"
Yeah it gets to be like that after a few watches
I don’t believe in astrology but I find it interesting (good way to bs girls into liking you too lmao)
The downsides of dating a cancer woman (or any woman for that matter kek) is that they can be very moody and do dumb shit, like sudden outbursts when under stress
Wouldn’t surprise me if Rosa has a temper, as most Latin women do.
She’s bascially Alita irl
She’d love and cherish you but rip your arms off if you piss her off
Yeah, no. I hear things like, "restraining order," now and I gloss over it. Most are bullshit and the courts are out of control about them.
I'm not saying she didn't do something to deserve it, but I am saying it's probably not even close to being big enough to warrant it.
I don't think so. Seems to be just animations reused from the film.
Just looked it up
> Setzer (Rosa’s ex be) claims Salazar has been bombarding him with texts and calls and once showed up at his house around midnight, ringing the doorbell and screaming loud enough to wake up the neighbours
Kek
Just got out of the shower and I'm ready for some comfyposting.
They reused animations from the movie
Only difference is in swan song during the mirror scene Alita is nude and in the movie she’s wearing her PJs
What is this from? Theres a gunnm game?
I'm nearly a boomer but look 16 shaved. My mom and her mum also look younger than they are. I guess it runs in the family, but I'm not really happy about looking like a teenager when I'm not that far away from being middle aged. It's a blessing for women but a curse for men. I'm 6'2 and have wide shoulders, it's just my face that looks young. Had to show my ID to buy an energy drink because you need to be over 18 to buy one here. Anyway, Rosa is one of those people that look 15-20 years younger than their actual age. If she eats healthy and won't abuse any harmful substances she should look nice and young until her 40s and possibly even in her 50s, but her skin will give her age away at that point. I suppose it's nothing that some botox and plastic surgery can't fix.
Some user had it for the PS1 I believe and put up a bunch of screenshots
DAMN SON!
It's always time for comfyposting
>Day 40 and still no dreams
>That isn't me
Looks kinda fun. I'd like to give it a try sometime.
Same user
I’ve been stuck with my baby face since I was 15
I always get asked to show my ID when I want a drink and even then the clerks are suspicious
But yeah Rosa is gorgeous and looks wonderful for her age
She’s like Marisa Tomei
It’s not as complicated as it sounds user, it just takes patience. Research lucid dreaming and have Alita on your mind 24/7. Watch the movie, stay in the /ALITA/ generals, read the manga, look at pics of her and it’ll happen eventually
Been doing it for years
>tfw no latina rosa waifu who'll menace our kids with her shoe when they misbehave
same, its my lullaby now
Enjoy it lad
She’s half white peruvian right?
She’ll probably use the Damascus Chancla to correct her kids
Rosa's 33
new bread in the oven
stop smoking weed
Night Owls is a good example. She looks like a teenager in it, especially when she's wearing a hoodie, but she was 28 at the time of shooting. Now that I think about it, in the movie she directed and wrote (Good Crazy), one character remarks she looks very young and it pisses her off, so I guess Rosa also isn't very happy about looking too young, although that's definitely a huge advantage for women.
Imagine a timeline where her ex took her back and she didn't act in Alita because she wanted to be a dutiful housewife.
Can't wait to see Nova curbstomp cyborgs in Fallen Angel.
Half french canadian half peruvian technically
mommy's age
I don't, but i have some heart problems that make sleeping difficult.
Well I'm going to bed, goodnight sweet dreams.
Good for her
Women lose their sexual marketplace value at around mid 20s
The fact that Rosa can still pass as a teenager and is teeny tiny qt is a huge advantage
She can do the Alita trilogy well into her 40s and still look young
She also has a very young spirit
If you look up the videos of her doing martial arts she looks like a 15 year old girl
>She's also a director.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
new
Good night user
Dream of Alita
Night night user
sorry user
Dito.
Dreams..
youtube.com
Can no one on Yea Forums make proper cinegrids? How do you all fuck up so badly? It's very easy making sure the screens actually line up properly.