Quick! first movie quote that comes into your head!

The price is wrong, bitch.

>I say we nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.

Yessir, the check is in the mail

SPANK ME DADDY

MY GARAGE IS NOT DEAD NIGGER STORAGE

God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that

UHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGERS

Oh you're upset? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.

Oh wait ...was she a great big fat person

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"I'll be black"

ALAN

Are you feeling lucky, punk?

>If you only knew the power of the dark side

GET IN DE HELICOPTAHHHHH

To think I hesitated

BUNCHA SLACK-JAWED FAGGOTS

“A lobster.”

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Bane?

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No

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If he dies, he dies

Make my day.

I'm not a treasure seeker or a gunfighter MISTER O'connell. I.... am a librarian.

Deh!

Dead or alive you're coming with me.

One small step for a man One giant leap for a mankind.

She was a big girl

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Based and Deh!pilled

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

How exactly do you suck a fuck?

Goldie. She said her name was Goldie.

Every Martin luther king day I order a dark roast

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

doctor pavel i'm cia

For you

that fucking took a while

>quoteable ‘flicks’
Go back.

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

make my day, sucker!

you're the man now dawg

you see an agent. you run.

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT, PABST BLUE RIBBON

im not an ambi-turner...i cant turn left

YOU CAN TALK THE TALK
BUT CAN YOU WALK THE WALK?

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I'm your huckleberry

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See No Evil

"like scoob, let's get out of here"

I count two guns, nigga.

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

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Tempo tempo tempo

Kek based line.. Donnie darko right?

Guns...lots of guns.

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HACK THE PLANET

yes

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“Obviously you’re not a golfer”

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Zed is dead baby, zed is dead

This place has rotted my brain, I could literally only come up with Sneed references

That's actually a mandella effect, he never said "Luke" before this. The real quote was:
>No, I am your papa

I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

A young girl lives. An old man dies. Fair trade.

correcto, la linea es "no, YO onions tu Padre"

>onions
¿porque?

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Maybe after you pick the peanuts outta my sheeeiiit

who run bartertown?

I'd purchase that for 100 cents

oh shit I'm sorry

I gotta joke for you
I'm gonna tear you a new asshole

lmao onions what a racist filter

You talkin' to me?

>AL B BAK

dr pavel im cia
(dead, old meme)

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given

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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

nigger

Every car has one

OVER THA LOIN!

THE CHINAMAN PEED ON MY RUG

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.

If we gonna pull this off, I'm gonna shit.
I might misheard this one

audible kek.

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4U

"This great evil... Where's it comes from?"

I'M IN YOUR FACE

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THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I"VE HAD TO WATCH FUNNY LADY?!?!

"It was a sequel she was under contract!"

FUCK Barbara Streisand.... and YOU!!

>Runs out of chapel

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?

I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN! AND I WANNA' KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!

ASS TAH ASS

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You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEMESIS MEANS

do you know what a Remora fish is?
yes
oh you do? see lil Jimmy has been swimming in my slipstream his entire life

If I throw a dog a bone I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not. Stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

Honestly, Bricktop has to be the most quotable character in movie history.