Why do pseuds celebrate this hack so much?

Why do pseuds celebrate this hack so much?

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Pretty pictures
Good actors
Ambiguous

Most of all, the desire to be "there" when a new Classic is discovered

He's a good director. What's astonishing to me is how this autistic Canuck guy who speaks worse English than a Mexican could get away with such budgets despite not being a Jew and speaking like a retard. How did he do it, bros?

Arrival is amazing.

>He's a good director
Source?

Arrival, Sicario.

his career

What is it about emasculated neurotic vileneuve sycopants that makes them so cancerous? Is it their fawning over a film which aped the aesthetic of deus ex? Which appeals to the same wacked out neurons that fire whenever the set design mimics that of their favourite video game? Bioshock comes to mind a little too frequently when watching the dishonest 'artistry' of denis vileneuve onscreen. A brooding onions protagonist who mistakes isolation for being an adult concern...this is a video game movie for the Yea Forumseddit below 30 audience. Hint: if you're under 30 you'll probably like this movie, when you get to 30 these sort of films start to lose their sheen and show their cheap.

I could go on for days about how Villeneuve constructs every shot, cut and line of dialogue as if they were not-so-subtle nudges to make the intellectually stunted feel like they're in on some intricate evolution in the art of plot; how Deakins' cinematography has just enough stylized gimmickry to pass off as something above-average to the ordinary moviegoer, from which such people can pat themselves on the back for having sat through their idea of cinema; how each "instropective" moment with the camera superfluously lingering on Gosling's dopey, emotionless face as he stares at nothing feels oh so very contrived, deliberate and unnatural; and how the movie is completely devoid of artistic merit and is merely a product that builds off of the legacy of a timeless classic.

But I won't.

Prisoners, Incendies.

AT THE SEA PARK???

You must be joking

No, those were kino.

t. contrarians

Meaningless regurgitated redditpinion

don't worry he's just a pleb

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Refute each one of the points

kek
posted before 99% of the cancer runner fanbabbies even heard of Yea Forums

no!! this all started when blade runner 2049 came out because of reveiwscrews!!

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ITT: Peak Yea Forums autism

>alongside Rian Johnson and Derek Cianfrance

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They're not your opinions, they're meaningless regurgitated word salad you grafted from someone else. Come up with your own genuine non-dishonest points and I will.

Not the same person you were replying to
Do it anyway

i am yet to hear just ONE valid filmmaking reason what makes his work good.

Why do pseuds like you call him a hack?

i am yet to hear just ONE valid filmmaking reason what makes his work bad.

envy

The copypastas are copypastas for a reason

to be mocked and ignored

nice convenient little cop-out you coward

>posts copypasta
>expects to be taken seriously
Plebbit's the other way, you sensitive faggot.

Cheeto dust Yea Forumsabbies think he's good

why are you assuming that there's only one person posting in this thread?
anyway there's literally nothing to be said about this two bit hack that the copypastas haven't said already

Did you really expect anything more? These imdb ideal plebs have never been able to explain what makes his movies "good". The funniest thing is that most of them picked him up because of prisoners too

>t. redditscrew

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this. Sicario 2 was better

yikes

>copypastafags salty 'cause they got ignored like ugly bitches and no one took their bait seriously
LMAO

Thought that was Chris O'Dowd

imagine getting so buttblasted on the chon that you construct some mental autismal fantasy that it's all the fault of some random tripmong

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To accept Villeneuve as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.

He is cheeto dust. Nothing more.
Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Villeneuve and Paul Thomas Anderson fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground
I have about as much respect for denis villeneuve as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

Imagine sitting next to an Villeneuve fan. The smell as he rubs the cheeto dust into his body in preparation for viewing his "based" movie. The flutter of his fedora as he tips ecstatically as Deakins pans shots in great numbers like one of his video game cutscenes. The sound of him vibrating at the hot pocket resonance every time "based" meme actor is on screen.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
It is coca-cola puberty. it is axe body spray. it is a white stain on boxer shorts. it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.

based

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>it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.
based. film >>>>> digital

Watch yourself user, or there will be trouble...

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