Bit weird though init

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_(chimpanzee)

>During his pre-flight training, Ham was taught to push a lever within five seconds of seeing a flashing blue light; failure to do so resulted in an application of a mild electric shock to the soles of his feet, while a correct response earned him a banana pellet.[12]:243

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He's right

'ed like a fucken orange

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It's a myth that roaches can survive radiation, they're no more resistant than most insects.

karl has better comedic delivery than ricky without even trying. the man is effortless. wouldn't be surprised if he lived to 100.

Ricky ruins the show.

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He looks more intelligent with the beard, for some reason.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0b1dCQxJd8Q

Karl predicted augmented reality

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Oh cmon, I see as many reasons to hate ricky as anyone, but he's actually pretty funny on this show if not much elsewhere

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>Karl says something sensible and based in practical reality
>Rickee "karl you fucking moron XDD"

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can britfags educate me. If a person says "innit" all the time, is it a good chance they're a chav and I should stay away from them? Planning a trip to England one of these days.

Reminder an elephant is the largest animal on earth

this is true

>karl getting shat on by Ricky and Stephen Merchant because they don't understand VR
youtube.com/watch?v=0b1dCQxJd8Q

fucking idiots

Chavs usually wear tracksuits and Nike shoes with baseball caps. With Karl it's more of a working class thing but it doesn't mean that someone is a chav. "innit" is just slang for "ain't it". I use it now and again but not in every sentence.

meant for

>turns out

LITTLE

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Stop spamming these threads, Graham. You had your day in the sun and that was nearly 20 years ago. Let it go.

Just stay away from england altogether

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What's your favorite rock buster

i would watch a show where Karl just walks around london for 2-3 hours and there's voice over with his thoughts on what he sees

>if the jamaican fella was on the titanic, he might have screamed this. C B, initals C B, what's going on there? alright?

EH ME WHINEHOUSE

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innit is just British for desu

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is there a story where the dinosaurs are sentient and practice occult magic that summons the apocalypse

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Karl is unironically more intelligent than Rogan, although I'd love to hear them both fail to grasp the concept of infinity if chimps with typewriters ever comes up.

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Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on Channel 4? He asked why there are so many dinosaurs on display in museums: "Couldn't they just choose the best one and just show that?" He summed it all up by deciding that "We know too much". Somebody clearly doesn't know enough to know that this is a complete waste of air time, showing no wit, intellect or creativity.

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>ooooh! you and your showbiz pal Jonathan Ross!!

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>I don't like them birds. They shouldn't be allowed in this area.

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

About Sick of It.

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Incredibly adroit perspective.

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Isn't "ennit" 'ain't it' and "innit" is 'isn't it'

Same meaning but still...

>and Steven Mitchell

would you?

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OOOOH CHIMPANZEE THAT

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I still think about his 'It's the alright wall of China' quote every once in awhile.
>youtube.com/watch?v=6zL1NcxgaQw

>Steve is good without the other 2
>Karl is fine without the other 2
>Ricky is SHIT without the other two
>Ricky, Steve and Karl are great together
>Just Steve and Ricky can be incredible

When will they realize that they are just wasting time and bring the troupe back together?

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kek

~Wake up today look at your picture just to get me started~

Turns out... he was having sex with the chimp, not the kids. Weird innit?

INDIA BTFO!

I mostly like just Karl's musings and ideas about the world around him that can be seen most in the xfm radio show and podcast, rather than the Idiot Abroad concept of just putting him in silly situations and trying to provoke a response out of him.

>karl invites steve to be on his pub quiz team
>he goes for a night
>next show steve complains that karl is shit at quizzes
>says its a waste of the entrance money with him there and asks karl to step down from the team
who was in the wrong here

yeah that's sooo strange....
anyway, have you seen the SIZE of that gorilla?

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yolk oh, oh no

Honestly my three favorite people.

>shitty nappy whizzing about, they don't show you that in the brochure

He's alright when he isn't popping that fedora. He will say some of the dumbest shit.

>it’s a Karl has sex with a thai ladyboy episode

"londons shit innit?"

"cant get soil 'ere"

filth.

>It's embarassing listening to Ricky pretening to be some kind of intellectual
This. Just look at After Life

I wish I could understand brits without subtitles
it's all fine and dandy till they start mumbling and using slang

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this video makes me sad

turns out

little monkey fella

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In trying to make Karl's experience shit they just exposed people to how terrible the rest of the world is. Has there ever been a bigger accidental red pill than An Idiot Abroad?

tldw explanation?

Boyzone! It's obviously Boyzone!

>atheism is the right religion but religion is bad

what a terrible summary

30 seconds in and I can't stand how smug Ricky is and I'm an atheist myself.

having been to Egypt and India before seeing idiot abroad I was glad to see an honest depiction. Mexico too, its a dump but its so much fun and the people so much more hospitable.

>the people so much more hospitable.
they're still westerners, that's why.

youtu.be/RdZHl0yqP6M
This video is a very good example of that. The idea of the worry hole is fucking genius, he just words it really poorly.

AR has been a possibility for YEARS long before Karl arrived at that thought

Legitimately the most based man to ever walk the planet.

Is he modern-day Diogenes?

That guy looks like a PS2 character.

>Diogenes made a virtue of poverty. He begged for a living and often slept in a large ceramic jar in the marketplace.[4] He became notorious for his philosophical stunts, such as carrying a lamp during the day, claiming to be looking for an honest man. He criticized Plato, disputed his interpretation of Socrates, and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions.

yeah, i'm thinking he's based