How come there isn't a single good medieval kino in this century so far?

How come there isn't a single good medieval kino in this century so far?

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Medieval period's for gaywads, though.

That's not even medieval.

>for gaywads
That would be the Motley Crue movie, you fagmaster.

Last Knights was alright, so was Kingdom of Heaven

That's not medieval, and there will not be a better iteration of that story than the two scripted by G M Fraser and starring Michael York, Oliver Reed and Christopher Lee. Those are two of the best movies ever made.

>Wants medieval.
>posts 17th century

Read a book.

three musketeers is not medieval

The only way they would ever make a medieval movie nowadays would be if it was anti-West or with "Game of Thrones morals".

>Three Musketeers
>Despite they're actually four.
>And they don't use muskets.

False advertising.

Black Death was pretty good.
Anyway, musketeers was renaissance period, not medieval.

You've called this medieval as some sort of bait for replies, haven't you?

He's a regular Richelieu.

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Remember the period in the early 2000s when a trilogy of medieval fantasy kinos came out and put medieval epics back on the menu?
What were those movies called again?

Interesting enough, there has been a renaissance of sorts of medieval themed books in this past decade, they just didn't get adapted. Probably because the burnout of movies based on young adult novels flopping by late 00s.

not to mention Charleton Heston

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Hell yeah, he was so fucking effortlessly sinister in that movie. There are no current stock bad guys who can pull that same restrained evil power off like he did.

joblo.com/movie-news/netflix-is-developing-a-three-musketeers-movie-with-a-modern-day-twist
NETFLIX IS DEVELOPING A THREE MUSKETEERS MOVIE WITH A MODERN TWIST

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Didn't the guy on the right commit suicide via overdose after most likely murdering his girlfriend?

"Cause when it's all for love... it's all for one! Let the one you love be the one you hold, the one you neeeed."

>THREE MUSKETEERS MOVIE
okay cool
>NETFLIX
>MODERN TWIST
wew lad, it will be full of wewuzzing and virtue signaling