Hot Pie is the rightful King in the North. prove me wrong

stfu thats the fat spic from lost

he honestly seems like a great lad and I wish him all the best

>Great lad.
>implying he's not with the whitewalkers.
Did you understand anything about this show?

What is his tax policy?

>Not turning the tray half-way into baking

Do you think he did it deliberately so there's crispy wolves and softer ones for different pallets?

He likes "bread"

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I'm fat and also really like her. Maybe it's a fat thing? Probably subconscious bias in the way of stooping lower than I probably should just because of my self-image. Either way I'd wake up to her and be happy every day.

Azor A-Pie

>hot pie secretly helped arya cook the freys.
>hot pie suddenly has a a roadside tavern famous for its pies

i like you user, you made me kek

Maario Naharis

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>game of reddits

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reddit>Yea Forums prove me wrong

bet he has a Hot Cock

i can't

if you think that why don’t you go there and stay there?

both of you, back to lebbit

i thought you were harder to trigger lmao

Tbh staying fat is the best move for him because two chins>no chin

I'm harder if you know what I mean

The King of the Pork!

wow you got me

You are at a bar and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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i can prove you wrong because it's reddit=Yea Forums

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Hot pie? All this time I thought it was "Hot Piles". Henh the more you know 'eh? Also:
>he pounded the hell out of arya all the way to the Wall

let 'im give 'er a go the poor sod

hes going to serve the night king a dragon glass pie

Isn't he still at the inn of the crossroads?

>Season 8, final episode
>big battle between Lannister, Stark, Night King, and Dragons
>everyone dead except for a few
>climactic moment approaches
>Night King kills Dany
>Jon "kills" Night King
>Sansa being beaten and raeped by Euron
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Cersei appears, gets jealous, stabs Euron
>Euron chuckles, kills Cersei, continues raeping Sansa
>Jon to the rescue, kills Euron
>Sansa and Jon happy it's over
>they are about to enjoy a passionate kiss
>Night King appears, kills Jon
>Night King begins raeping Sansa
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Lady Stoneheart kills Night King
>Lady Stoneheart's soul is rested in peace
>Sansa sits on the iron throne, forever queen
>Sansa peels off her face
>it's actually Arya
>the end

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>we want the American audience

ive had some pretty good times on reddit before hillary hired shareblue to correct the record

lmao

He's not even white

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Are British women really this disgusting, britbros?

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He looks like the fat guy from lost

I went to school with him. He was a dickhead desu.

No wonder why

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!

Always kills me