Hot Pie is the rightful King in the North. prove me wrong

Hot Pie is the rightful King in the North. prove me wrong

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has he proven himself worthy and how

>you're pretty

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He's not even from the North lmao

El uglinano Englanda

That fat guy could defeat jon snow in a punch fight for sure.

mario

this is him now. Do you think he'll make a comeback? He gotta come back right? I always thought it would appear later on .

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More like he ate the king in the north ha gotem

is she Celtic stock or Anglo saxons? ew maybe shes one of thos left over picts

stfu thats the fat spic from lost

he honestly seems like a great lad and I wish him all the best

>Great lad.
>implying he's not with the whitewalkers.
Did you understand anything about this show?

What is his tax policy?

>Not turning the tray half-way into baking

Do you think he did it deliberately so there's crispy wolves and softer ones for different pallets?

He likes "bread"

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I'm fat and also really like her. Maybe it's a fat thing? Probably subconscious bias in the way of stooping lower than I probably should just because of my self-image. Either way I'd wake up to her and be happy every day.

Azor A-Pie

>hot pie secretly helped arya cook the freys.
>hot pie suddenly has a a roadside tavern famous for its pies

i like you user, you made me kek

Maario Naharis

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>game of reddits

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reddit>Yea Forums prove me wrong

bet he has a Hot Cock

i can't

if you think that why don’t you go there and stay there?

both of you, back to lebbit

i thought you were harder to trigger lmao

Tbh staying fat is the best move for him because two chins>no chin

I'm harder if you know what I mean

The King of the Pork!

wow you got me

You are at a bar and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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i can prove you wrong because it's reddit=Yea Forums

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Hot pie? All this time I thought it was "Hot Piles". Henh the more you know 'eh? Also:
>he pounded the hell out of arya all the way to the Wall

let 'im give 'er a go the poor sod

hes going to serve the night king a dragon glass pie

Isn't he still at the inn of the crossroads?

>Season 8, final episode
>big battle between Lannister, Stark, Night King, and Dragons
>everyone dead except for a few
>climactic moment approaches
>Night King kills Dany
>Jon "kills" Night King
>Sansa being beaten and raeped by Euron
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Cersei appears, gets jealous, stabs Euron
>Euron chuckles, kills Cersei, continues raeping Sansa
>Jon to the rescue, kills Euron
>Sansa and Jon happy it's over
>they are about to enjoy a passionate kiss
>Night King appears, kills Jon
>Night King begins raeping Sansa
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Lady Stoneheart kills Night King
>Lady Stoneheart's soul is rested in peace
>Sansa sits on the iron throne, forever queen
>Sansa peels off her face
>it's actually Arya
>the end

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>we want the American audience

ive had some pretty good times on reddit before hillary hired shareblue to correct the record

lmao

He's not even white

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Are British women really this disgusting, britbros?

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He looks like the fat guy from lost

I went to school with him. He was a dickhead desu.

No wonder why

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!

Always kills me