>*completely ignores the source material*
literally all they had to do was turn the book into a script word for word, but NO instead they made Neville a black man, give him a dog from the very start, replace ruth with an uninfected hapa single mother and completely DESTROY the ending
This is why I fucking HATE Hollywood.
>DESTROY the ending
blame test audiences for that one
Just reread the book then?
hmm, i wonder how an accurate film adaptation would handle this part of the book
That's not the point!
Couldn’t he just jerk off or some shit?
watch the other film adaptations then?
Do we know he was white in the book?
It's kino and you damn well know it
for a man used to feeling a woman's flesh every time he was horny just jacking it alone from then on wouldn't be the same.
I did, they were also shit that missed the point and the mood of the book.
>for a man used to feeling a woman's flesh
At this point I'm not even horny. I see pics such as yours and can't get it up...
This is my favorite apocalyptic scenario.
Just move into a mansion and spend everyday looking for shit to put in there so long as I'm back before 8.
>they made Neville a black man
So?
> a virgin pretends to know anything about sex
>be thought
You should masturbate at least once daily just to keep your testosterone levels up, i saw on a health tv show some guy who didn't for like 10 years and his dick completely stopped working because of such a long lack of stimulation.
Heston's version was pretty good.
Great music by Ron Grainer.
dude, it's ok to cry when the dog dies. we all did. IAL is kino.
I know user. I bought into the NoFap shit once and stopped wanking for 2 weeks. Besides the fact that my erections left, I had also gotten pretty fat at that point, at least compared to my earlier state, and ended up creating a cyst in my balls. I went to the doc, he gave me some drugs for a month and told me to either fuck or wank it more. So I know the dangers of not wanking it.
It's just that I can't get into a horniness mindset anymore. I have to rub my dick in order to give it a half chub, and then keep working it for a few minutes,even with porn, to reach a proper erection. I just look at its average state, I look at my fatpad, see the porn guy with a bigger dick, and I just get sad. It can take me even an hour or so to properly cum at times. I used to drink a bit to raise my spirits before wanking, but these days not even that is working. I've started excircing again, but it's a slow road and I... I don't know.
I’ve know people who literally can’t get it up unless it’s with a woman. It’s supposedly just not the same doing it yourself. Lack of imagination I say, but whatever
Lmfao. I'm lesbian and I laughed so much my gf wanted to know wtf was so funny so I showed her too lol
Lmfao I hate women and I hope you and your gf die a horrible death Lmfao
What a coincidence I also am a lesbian
Seems like adding that exactly may be unnecisary
I have, probably read it 6 times now
Pleb here. Is the book really about actual vampires?
Yes they are actual vampires, but not like metaphysical vampires, the book explains why they have their features in a scientific way.
The movie was brilliant, even though it ignored the source material. I'm actually glad it did.
You know something? I don't think OP really cares, I think he just wanted to feel special so he made this thread
You didn't mention the astounding alcoholism or the mounds of smashed crystal wear everywhere. Bit yeah, the film was shit, and also had 3 different endings (1 US, 1 Euro, 1 alternate).
I kinda liked all three adaptations of the novel. Even liked will smiths version but director cut.