Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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/ALITA/
It was used more than twice but the third time was more difficult to understand.
>Koas squeezes her heart in his chest. He's someone that will finally take it but she's not offering the third time.
Alita is dead, DEAD.
I realized something, the reason Alita is so appealing is because it is a woman written by a man. No woman would actually be that faithful, loving, protective and caring toward you.
bullshit
>In the movie Alita growing up is signified by her clothing.
>In the manga it's metaphorical to her heart.
So was this movie any good? Haven't been on Yea Forums in a bit
It's a woman played by Rosa, and Rosa brought her to life. That should give you some hope, at least a little.
men and women can be equally wishy-washy and committed.
Reminder to dadposters to be vigilant and report all underage lewdposters. Protect Alita at all costs.
It's never used for Hugo in the manga tho
DAMN BABY YOU LIKE A RI--
Did I fucking Bernstein?
In a sea of movies promoting social constructivism, Alita seems to be one of very view showing some love for essentialism
After all, Alita does not possess such strong personal integrity and belief for standing up against evil because her surroundings expect her to be like this. She simply is like that. It's in her nature to be good, her passion is so deeply rooted in her one has to believe she was always, inherently good. It's a refreshing change to see such a character when it's mostly about leads being taught certain values by their mentors or surroundings.
>jim: robert, rosa and weta, we are going to make anime real and the eyes bigger
>moner: hold my enchilada por favor
How's she doing it bros?
>Always
I don't like lewd posting but I ain't no snitch
>POLICE, coming through, oh, what's th-
Who could play Kaos in a hypothetical sequel?
Yep. That's exactly what I thought too. I SWORE she did it in the manga for Hugo but it never happened. Which is why it's weird seeing it show up in the movie.
Or maybe the anime did it? But the manga certainly didn't.
>You'll never grope Alitas tits then finger her chest
Duh
THANKS FOR THE NEW BREAD
cringe
Goose.
Boomer here, watching Alita a third time, i'll see if i can get a Alita poster from here
Go to your room right this instant young man.
Here's your figure four bro
based fellow boomer (30+)
Member the guy who I swore was that fat dude in Mission Impossible who died of a heroin OD? The fucking claw hands that chewed the shit out of the scenery? He was great.
You just had to do it again, huh?
I would fucking love it if they used the technology to de-age Russell for the role.
Yes, go watch it while you can
Will the sequel have the weird retarded brown loli girl that Ido FUCKS
Toddposting hours are NOW
I’m sorry Ido, but how can I not?
user HELP ME
IT'S GETTING COOOOOLD IN HERE ;__;
Yeah and Ana De Armas will play her
Yes and she is going to be played by Ana de Armas and there's gonna be full frontal nudity scene
>No attractive woman would actually be that faithful, loving, protective and caring toward you.
ftfy
There better be one
Ido needs some love
alright, fells, face it. if Alita: Battle Angel was R-rated, we would have had:
>Alita's body coming from a decapitated prostitute
>Grewishka eating murder victims' brains
>Alita's fists covered in Romo's real gore instead of the silly blue antifreeze
>Hugo killing people for spines and brains instead of mugging them for their robot legs
>Alita could have been enough of a lawful paladin she takes the Damascus blade from Zapan, stabs Hugo in the heart with it, and tosses him into the scrapyard from the Zalem tubes.
You all know the parallel reality where this movie came out has the superior version. Also, Grewishka's extending claws are dildos and the blood on Alita's face was symbolically her menstrual blood.
Well... yeah.
This user gets it
I’m this day and age, uglier chicks are even less faithful and stuck up because of the empowerment bullshit
Good women are out there but hard to find
It also wouldn't have gotten 400m. People would have just tuned out.
I unironically would have cast Ed Skrein as Figure.
You need a beefy guy, whose primarily 'fun' and he pretty much fits that bill perfectly
>>Alita could have been enough of a lawful paladin she takes the Damascus blade from Zapan, stabs Hugo in the heart with it, and tosses him into the scrapyard from the Zalem tubes.
That would never happen though.
>Also, Grewishka's extending claws are dildos and the blood on Alita's face was symbolically her menstrual blood
See pic
Anyone have the colored version of this? I forgot to save it.
Wait, Alita, how did you get in jail?
I have the perfect actress for the role
Stealing millions of hearts
she's a moral exemplar and paragon of virtue, like a modern saint in her character, which is why she clashes with the dirty world around her. she is more feminine in the sense she cares for the weak and abused than say, nova, who uses people as material, and so is surpassing the ideals planted in her by her father, who is a doctor and healer of people. the discoveries about herself in the movie are that her strength and virtues are her heritage, one with blatant religious elements. so, battle angel.
She shot a gun
Are they going to bring Jennifer Connolly back as this bitch?
It ONLY makes sense.
Thanks!
Oof
it was the doggo who made me do this
She literally turns her back on everybody begging her for help. They want her to sacrifice herself to save everybody. You know. Something a hero would do and she gets pissed off at them all for being selfish.
I've been scouring the Internet looking for pictures of the URM ship and finally managed to find a half decent one. I only counted 7 engines for each of the three thrust structures when I watched the movie, but there are actually 9 engines per structure. This makes the engine arrangement identical to that of SpaceX' Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy launch vehicles in which eight engines surround a single center engine in what SpaceX calls an Octaweb. No one but SpaceX uses this design.
and she is guilty!
She raped me.
Digitally de-aged too, that'd make it even better.
Officer, I'm paying the bail.
Is this the new airbender avatar?
THIS
Hey that'd be pretty cool, actually.
"I do not stand by in the presence of evil" is definitely a creed that she has been taught. She does have a lot of personal integrity, but that is at least partly due to training.
>Was a suicidal biological bomb terrorist before she got mind wiped and trashed and woke up as a childish little girl
Whoops there goes your narrative
>shills using the word, "narrative"
>tfw had Alita playing in the background while I was preparing to go to bed
>fells asleep with it on
>finally had a dream about Alita
>in the dream she hated me because we were competitors in motorball
k.exe has stopped working
Also a different version if anyone wants it.
>"Why not both?"
Not just for being selfish, but for giving up so easily. She doesn't want to save everyone, she wants to help everyone save themselves. Cowardice is something to be despised.
damn, alita looks like THAT!
in awe at the size of this lad
She also played a cop in Birbbox.
Literally looks 30 years old at 18.
shh
>player three has joined the game
With this faggot.
Hey, Alitans. Sorry for phoneposting, but I’m still at the mall where I just saw the movie in the theater...for the 7th time. ; )
>tfw I overheard a Chinese couple talking about what movie they might go see. I heard one of them mention ‘Captain Marvel’. I turn to them and say, “Pardon me for interrupting, but I overheard you trying to decide what movie to watch. Might I recommend Alita: Battle Angel? It’s really good. I heard from others that Captain Marvel wasn’t so good.” Guy tells me, “Oh, yes, we’ve seen Alita before. It was pretty good. But, we’re still deciding.”
Me: “Oh, I see. Of course the decision is yours. Just suggesting.”
*5 min later*
I’m in the darkened theater. Not bad crowd for this late in the run. 8 people, including me. Oh, what’s this? Another two are entering the room. It’s the Chinese couple from earlier!
>tfw you’re responsible for getting Alita more business while taking business away from Captain Marvel.
Did I do good, /ALITA/?
>Hop on, kid!
How can a cyborg girl be so based?
Based.
>No worries.
Your autism hurts my soul, I hope that story is made up.
nah, I know one girl who was like Alita. She's my friend's ex. Sure, honeymoon period was absolute bliss, but I reckon he starts feeling like he's being suffocated by her love. Also both that girl and Alita are giving me yandere warning signs.
K(aos) doesn't smile often.
But this is one of those times.
This kills the mouse.
*CLANG*
Quiet down in here!
The near opposite of Rosa, then.
Is she the image of perfection? I think she is.
>Ugh, why are these weak defenceless poor impoverished people not standing up to this insanely dangerous violent warlord that hopelessly out powers and guns them?
>I stand up, I mean sure I have a lifetime of intense war training and am experienced in ancient fighting styles and have a robotic war machine body and some of the strongest weapons known to man but like why can't that guy with ricketts over there and that other guy duying of diverticulitis be as brave as me, huh?
Bravo, Alita.
10/10
>dat belly at 0:07
My one weakness.
The Goose
How much of her is in Birdshit? I don't want to sit through 2 hours of interracial propaganda if there's only 10 minutes of Rosa.
Read the manga. It's in Volume 5.
Imagine feeling "suffocated" by fresh air.
Alita! Run!
how tf did you get the passport holder? you're supposed to turn those in at the end
Not enough. She gets naked for a split second tho.
So volume 9 was the biggest piece of shit I've ever read. Then I read it was rushed cus the dude was like dying or some shit.
How was the reboot series? And how has the ongoing been in general after the first run? Worth checking out?
DIE FOR E A CH OT T H ER
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Isn't this the last week or something?
How much of her is in CHIPS?
youtube.com
kek
nice b8 m8
You didn't tell me she looks like this IRL.
Perfection both on-screen and off-screen.
Seriously get this anime shit off this board. Same goes for comic book fags
you're turning anorexic, user
please eat! I need you healthy ;__;
Last Order starts out pretty good, then turns into DBZ halfway through. I still enjoyed it, but it's really stupid. Haven't read MC yet.
this desu senpai
I can't help but wonder what she'd look like in a wedding dress.
what makes her so happy?
This... this moved my heart in a painful way.
Top kek
happy we're gonna hit that milestone at least
She's probably thinking about /alita/
>Alita will never tearfully offer you a slice of pizza to help you regain your strength
In light of the 400M milestone I would like to say a few words.
She is user, she is. This is why loving her can hurt
That's my waifu... Go get em!
(You)
>yeah, we have economic troubles, we're expecting a baby yet we won't be able to pay this month's rent... But we're happy. That's what it matters. Take that last slice of pizza, honey; you need it more than me
> Tfw you will never have a motorball scrimmage with Alita in your team
Motorball legit looks fun (scrimmage version) it should be a real thing
user no
There's no way I could take the pizza if a girl said this to me. I'd be too moved and realized she deserved it more.
Love hurts sometimes. But sometimes it has to!
Last Order's art is crap and it turns into DBZ midway. It only gets comfy when we skipped to FF and Ido in the last few chapters
OH SHIT HOW'D SHE KNOW I WANTED TO EAT PIZZA LATER
You get rewarded with lore dumps and Alita titty if you make it all the way through to the end
Alita's titty is in Battle Angel Volume 9, in Last Order she's covered up.
Not enough.
She has about 5 mins of screentime mostly near the end . She looks cute as fuck with the short hair tho .
>honey, you're not sleeping anymore; you spend 10 hours working and when you get back you're so tired you can't even talk to me... nor see me... nor love me. Yet you can't sleep. Take it, honey; please. Just eat some more. I'll be fine, The baby will be fine; don't worry.
My favorite idol is being hospitalised
Please pray for her, Alitans
One more reason to never touch Last Order.
Been gone for a couple days taking a break. Holy shit, has OC creation just kicked into overdrive recently?
>ywn get decked in a motorball scrimmage by a bloodthirsty Alita, who then helps you up while apologizing profusely, worry written across her face
Um no I don't want you popping out some retarded mutant because you refused to eat food and keep the baby healthy.
Fuck, alcohol really does kill brain cells
>We'll... we'll just split it, alright?
Who's rules do I live by?
Yes. Check it out if you still have a chance. The bar alone makes it worth it.
Yeah, bro. Tons.
>She'll never secretly follow you home and peek in on you to make sure you weren't pretending to be okay, make sure, and then nurse you when she finds out you were acting tough.
>All right. Here's your half, the big one. Honey don't... don't cry. I have never seen cry. Maybe just once when I told you were going to be a daddy... and yet those were tears of bliss... tho bliss and sadness seem so close now. Everything is gonna be fine... Everything HAS to be fine...
This one got me.
imma ask again:
how the FUCK did these generals manage to establish themselves?
>what's bumping them, magic?
>something stronger, autism.
You got to keep the whole pass? They just slid the card out of mine so they could reuse the plastic part.
what!?
WHAT?!
Explain. Now.
By being about a good movie.
>tfw didn't get to meet rosa when she was going to showings of alita
I would've been stuttering too much to be intelligible anyway
You've been exposed to everyone hating everything for so long that you've simply forgotten what people liking things can actually do. I think it's time for you to take a break from Yea Forums if this is your mindset perpetually.
doll mode>berserker mode
there I said it
You all better flip the comfy switch soon. I can't take much more sadposting.
My friend smooth talked the attendant at the first counter into giving us holders. They had a box full of them.
hey stop
> tfw Alita kicks your ass for trying to leave her and panzer kunst’s any cunts that try to take you away from her
Holding back the years
Holding back the tears
Chance for me to escape from all I know
Holding back the tears
'Cause nothing here has grown
I've wasted all my tears
Wasted all those years
Nothing had the chance to be good
Nothing ever could, yeah
I'll keep holding on
I'll keep holding on, so tight
Well I've wasted all my tears
Wasted all of those years
And nothing had the chance to be good
'Cause nothing ever could
That's all I have today, it's all I have to say. That's all I have toooooday, it's ALL I have to say
It’s a Sunday night and I’m drinking hot cocoa, rewatching our girl and browsing Alita related content to purchase
just say it already dam
Late Sunday screening is pretty empty. I think total numbers are up since last weekend though, because there was some pretty packed auditoriums yesterday.
You have to live near the kino or drive a car to attend this screening since it ends after public transport ends for the night.
>trying to leave her
>tfw Alita will never rape you gently and lovingly.
FUCK!
sounds
C O M F Y
Don't know how could I explain, she just said so on Twitter without too much details
>Never?
>Never say never user
>hey user, lets build a blanket fort and tell each other secrets
Where is this?
This is my dream. I just want a slightly crazy/yandere girl who is obsessed with me.
Now that's more like it.
Who?
Is there any Alita gentle femdom smut out there?
Asking for a friend
I’ll build the fort and you can go get the oranges and chocolates Alita
Why haven't they reviewed it yet?
What kind of secrets
Doll mode is definitely cuter. Berserker is sexier.
I'm surprised none of the shitposters ever made this joke.
this movie is good and anons take advantage of it to have a feel good general in this wasteland of trolling, falsflagging and political shit
>gentle, loving femdom
absolutely patrician
They probably wrote it off because of the eyes, best we can hope for is a few lines in the 2019 recap.
>No, wanna help me make some?
Only if it's a nihonjin idoru. K-pop idols are vapid whores.
Visual design wise you're not wrong.
The sheer amount of detail on that doll body is fucking breathtaking. Whoever did the design on that must have harvested and burned through several orphanages worth of souls.
That would require them to actually watch the movie.
Cruiseshipfailcountry Norway
Actually impressed that over a hundred people braved the blizzard yesterday to go to kino.
>ywn have a flesh-made alita to live happily ever after
>like if we have a crush on anyone
I know it's Norway, I'm asking where in Norway. It doesn't look like a theatre I've been to.
please heal me, Alita
delet
The comfy kind user
I'd be eternal happy with a doll body Alita
Space Flower Alita > All other Alitas > All Yokos
>the actress is as cute as her animated character
What kind of reality TWIST is this?
Gorgeous but I still prefer cyborg Alita user
*sip*
>Do you long to hold the hand of the one you love? Interlinked.
I'll take that
It’s Nova Kino in Trondheim. They had two screenings per day, compared to only one per day last weekend.
i dont speak nintendo
I never got the whole hard bodies thing. That alita is soft and warm in all the right places and she doesn't weigh 300kgs.
>user? I feel like I'm fading. Please hold my hand, I'm scared.
>How does it feel to wake up next to Alita and see her eyes staring at you lovingly interlinked? interlinked
You better fucking stop this.
NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO!
>Ok let's go
man this scene might still be my favorite in the whole movie. Immediate connection to her. Idk how you don't watch this and not feel instant happiness for her.
>Why do I have to go? Don't you want me here? Please let me stay.
you can use build-in bing translator
or just look at pictures in gallery
Capeshit is definitely for the trash but on Yea Forums anime is for everyone
Hating on anime in any board is quintessential newfaggotry
>Help me hold on, user. Please... Just one more day... one more hour...
Total comfort and peace. Heaven on earth. And a reason to keep pushin forward
It was designed by this guy.
Reposting for morning!
vocaroo.com
Wrote the script myself.
Tried some subtle background noise, I dunno how well Vocaroo took it.
I'm surprised no one has made any jokes to the scene just before this when she looks below the sheets.
Saw Rosa look alike while shopping today, minus the dyed hair, was pretty spot on. Even had the eyes.
Huh?
I can't handle the level of cuteness that Alita has.
Clever.
>sensiblechuckle.gif
lol
>when you first step into /alita/
*phone rings*
*goes to voicemail*
>user?
>h-hey... it's Alita
>c-can we talk?
>user, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday
>I didn't mean to break your arm when you tried to put it around me
>Ido says he can replace your joints with titanium ones, you don't even have to get a cybernetic arm if you don't want to
>it's just that... my memory suddenly snapped... and I felt like I was being attacked
>but I know you meant no harm. You would never hurt me
>what's wrong with me, user?
>you've always been so good to me... and I've done nothing but hurting you
>I don't know what's going on, user... I'm scared... and I don't know what's going to happen next
>I'm starting to think I was a monster before I lost my memory
>was causing pain all I was good for?
>my chest hurts, user. It hurts a lot
>please, user... I need to hear your voice
>I miss you
>but I understand if you never want to see me again
>I wanted to tell you this yesterday but I guess I'll never have the chance
>user... I-I love y-
*call drops*
day of the rope won't be gentle with your kind, kike.
I forgive you, Alita.
I’m not going to lie, it hurt an awful lot, but it wasn’t your intention. Don’t feel bad, but you are going to have to make it up to me.
Let’s go out tomorrow
This one is the reason I wrote the fading hands one and the staring in the window downer memes.
Because FUCK YOU.
IF I HAVE TO BE IN PAIN SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
IT'S SO CLOSE TO 400M
Check the foreign dates on when they reported. It's already over 400m they're just be lazy about it.
It amazes me how graceful every surface and line on those legs are yet they never let you forget how ruthless and deadly they have the potential to be.
if it makes you feel any better, I had my gut wrenched when I wrote that greentext and the others
If she really wanted to she could decapitate you by wrapping her thighs around your head
Oh fuck this why do you gotta remind me of all the damaged girls in my life this is supposed to be /comfyalita/ she doesn't lose self-control or apologize for anything.
Gayest thread on Yea Forums, thanks weebs for spamming your gay shit 24/7. You're worse than found footage fags
Will you ever eat the bluray?
she could just use a finger as a pneumatic bolt through your head like they do with cattle.
Why against all sound logic am I compelled to shove my face in there and SNNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFFF ?
There's probably more OC coming out of this thread than the entirety of Yea Forums.
Damaged girls? I've put some serious damage into people I love.
>2019
>not wanting to bury your face in a booty
wtf is wrong with you, fren
for me, its the flowered fingerprints, its amazing
>tfw you've only been with damaged girls because you never found a good one
>realize they've damaged you in return and turn jaded, shandoffish, and judgemental
I could never date someone like Alita, now. Someone has to bite the bullet and stop the cycle.
Alita is not for Lewd !
Rosa is fair game however.
anyone have a cutout of the logo, or do I gotta make one myself?
Have the other images of her doll-body in savable format?
Wouldn't if be awful if Ido connected his daughter to the doll body and the first time she goes outside she gets killed for parts because her body's worth like half a million credits
such a masterpiece destroyed ;__;
>Aw you're in pain? let me help you with that user
I know, I meant Rosa.
>implying his daughter was as naive as Alita
>implying the doll body wasn't so tough because Ido didn't make it stupid fucking strong to avoid that problem
Burying your face in booty is nice
Hugging and fondling a booty is nice
Alita isn't damaged, though, that's the fucking point.
She could literally be sliced and diced, thrown from orbit, and lose her fucking memory and STILL maintain her self-control, dignity, and sense of integrity.
I have done all of this user I enjoy girl butts
Then why would I want to tarnish that with my presence?
thanks, user
I used this site download the picture: gramsave.com
It is nice, girls are very soft and smell good
I am in awe at this picture.
Get some self-esteem.
>Get some self-esteem.
I have it. That's the problem. I'm just not unrealistic about what I am.
Can we listen to Swan Song?
NOT CANON!
Is Alitas cyborg body soft? Is the “hardbody” slang just a meme or is it actually true?
That doesn't make any sense. Alita would not be tarnished by someone with true internally-generated self-worth.
It's soft. Kaos can squeeze parts of it like it was flesh. Plus, she describes herself as a "softbody" and it's a plot point after meeting Figure Four (softbodies overheat easily).
Of course we can!
I’ve always liked Dua Lipa, even since before the movie so that song is a treat
Real box office is at around 405-410
It should finish at about 420
I don't know but that is EXACTLY the kind of body I imagined myself someday banging as a kid in 1992.
Okay so this basically confirms it then
Cyborg, Android, Robot girls > meatgirls
Hi guys I've been out of the loop a few days. Any new developments for /ourgirl/?
ITS CANON FOR ME
LAST ORDER NEVER HAPPENED
The difference between a hardbody and a softbody is if they use nano-machines for their systems. She was a hardbody with the flower-body (no nanomachines) and a softbody with the beserker-body (nanomachines, son).
NEW THREAD
C'mon flop-kun. You can do better.
The blessed digits confirm it
>Cyborg, Android, Robot girls > meatgirls
Pleb detected
volcel > meatgirls > incel > hardbodies
Yes
She’s getting cuter and winning us over more and more by the minute
go back to your capeshit threads
I have the day off today and wanted to use it to see Alita again but I don't know, the theater has shoved 3D into a corner stadium with weird seats and it looks like the good ones are taken tonight. Think I'll have better luck at a Wednesday matinee?
>Real box office is at around 405-410
>It should finish at about 420
It's not going to happen
It's the fifth week now?
It's a trickle of profit now
It may pass 400mil but it will stay below 405mil
Which is still a good number
They need to go to Yea Forums fuck them too
>420
that'd be great of course but nobody here is deluding themselves about those kind of numbers. It's done far beyond what was expected already.
I just want it to pass Pacific Rim
I'll admit I was unsure about the song at first but now I have it on repeat all day
I usually just filter out stuff like it but it's for sure grown on me. I'm pleasantly surprised how many good guitar covers there are already. Been going through a few that have tabs today.
I love it
Music video is pretty based too
Scared to be Lonely and Want To make me think about Alita too for some reason
in a way it did, since Pacific Rim's budget is 20 millions more
In my opinion even passing 400 is optimistic at this point
It may end at 399.999.999
Yes. Plus it's just nice to count down the time until you get to see a movie later in the week
pretty neat number if you think about it
it'll pass it Monday, movie still has a substantial amount of showings until next Friday
I'll do my part and go again if I can.
image limit :(
>Nearly 7000 signatures on the petition for the Alita sequel.
NEW
NEW
and bump limit
Do you happen to know what the lyrics are in the background chanting in the song? They start at 0:15 in the music video. Kinda sounds like Japanese?
Kek