Dora Film Trailer

>no hispanic pixie dream girl gf

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I WANT TO EJACULATE INSIDE OF HER SO FUCKING BAD

>don't forget when making that trailer to focus on how everyone in it has Spanish names at the end lets further the divide in this country and label this a Spanish movie for Spanish people

PANOCHUDA
ME TRAGO LOS MIADOS DE ESA PANOCHITA
ME COMO SUS CAGADAS
LE CHUPO LOS SENOS, LAS CHECHITAS

>lets further the divide in this country and label this a Spanish movie for Spanish people
Christ what a fucking moron

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Noone in this movie looks Spanish.

I would murder everyone on Yea Forums to fuck Moner

people wouldn't even be mad since we're all incels

What was wrong with what I said? They are clearly emphasizing on Latino names and it's done for a reason you dumb fuck.

Debatable but they still have Spanish names.

mexicans are not spanish

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jesus christ i want to inseminate moner 17 times

Is that a mole on her lip? Fucking disgusting

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Not 100% true depends on genetics.

Yes please, destroy the USA.
The USA is where feminism and SJWs were born.
Make the country pay for being the cultural poison of the west.

dios quisiera que fuera yo

dios no existe

I like the casting of Eva as Izzie's mom.

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I want her to explore my pantaloons, if you know what I mean

>Eugenio Derbez
Confirmed kino

Shame to say it, but she's way too old for the role. Not a cunny poster, but I think she just doesn't fit the bill anymore.

If Hollywood ever make a Berserk movie, do you guys think she'd make a good casca?

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>The USA is where feminism and SJWs were born.
>Make the country pay for being the cultural poison of the west.

>Europeans yet again pretending they have no part in this

The US is not putting a gun to Sweden and Germany's head telling them to kill themselves.

culture, genetics and language are different.

HNNNGGGGHHH

movies fucking suck now and only low iq undesirables like hispanics and blacks are willing to sit in a theater with themselves.

No, it's your subversion and propaganda the ones that did that.
Destroy the US, destroy the lapdog of Israel, and the world will be saved.

>the idea that men and women deserve the same rights was somehow just invented a couple years ago in the USA
The stupidity and ignorance of this board will never cease to amaze me

it's the only cast possible bro

although, if hollywood decided to cast Casca darker, I'd be good with Lupita

>Seething incel

Reminds me of young Liza Minnelli

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>Destroy the US, destroy the lapdog of Israel, and the world will be saved.
>implying the world wasn't shit before the 1940's before the US came to power

Are you retarded?

She IS casca. itd be the best casting choice since Alan Rickmans snape, or Jk simmon j jonah.

But...who would be the perfect Guts?
And who would she do the rape scene with. i.e. Griffith?

I WONDER HOW MANY OF DAN SCHNIEDERS CONVICTED PEDOPHILE RAPIST CHILD PORNOPGRAPHY PRODUCERS ARE EMPLOYED ON THE #DORA SET

You faggots need to start thinking for yourselves instead of regurgitating "MEMES"

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hispanics are more based than niggers and mudslimes
if we are doomed to browndom, at least there are hispanic qts to choose from

Reminder that spic girls who look as good as her are 1 in a billion.

Don't fall for the goblin meme

It was jumping from war to war.
Now we have peace time, but that peace time is being broken by the influence the US has on the world through their pointless culture war, the refugee crisis their military industry has caused due to being lapdogs of Israel, etc.

The USA is the nazi germany and Soviet Union of the current era.

>Kid's Choice Awards
>Sexy as fuck body in prostitute clothes

boner confusion level critical

Monafags rise up
>Mona
>Dora
>generic
Lol I dare you to find a tomboy oppai loli gf who's also a a Lister and kt a complete retard + latinx go ahead I'll wait

Pretty sure people would only bang one if they looked like her.
Nobody would go for the fat, ugly ones.

Casca is fitter, Moner is kinda scrawny

para ti

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>Eurofags spend centuries exhorting themselves as being the vanguards of progress
>"whoa all this came from america wtf lol"

My post is more aimed to people like

hello manchild who only watches shitbusters

and this is a message to all diaper shitting manchildren. Harry potter and superhero shit ARE NOT MOVIES GO TO REDDIT

based
cringe

>TO CHOOSE FROM
you fucking retard
doesn't mean they're all indiscriminately hot, just like any other group of people
fuck you're an absolute mong how did you even dress yourself this morning

just give her the daisy ridley/brie larson workout

shave off those fat titties, make her bum toned, shed be perfect

Moner's tits aren't fat, those are small but round and perky which is better than fat tits

Lost City of Gold?
Don’t you mean El DORAdo?

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i was hoping to masturbate to this

my disappointment is palpable

name a better casting example than those two you faggot

oh yeah thats right, no other franchise is iconically relatable, therefore attention to detail does not exist, and most hollywood roles that turn into big franchise usually have the actors change and influence it more than the writing itself.

Shit won't get really bad till you and me are dead. Unless you plan on being a revolutionary figure just live your 1 life the best you can.

>That fall onto hard rock the first 20 seconds
>I'm okay

>The USA is the nazi germany and Soviet Union of the current era.

dumb fucking zoomer

check out what dora is. apparently it's some bad cartoon for toddlers.

Jesus Christ that looks awful

it's a movie
for KIDS

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Como le comería toda la caca a Moner

feet

GIV

i'm so fucking horny omg

that's such a shitty excuse. if it was a cartoon it'd be fine but in the trailer you're obviously supposed to have SOME amount of feeling of danger.
>hurrr just a kidz mobie
there are good kids movies and bad ones.

>bad guy is black
based

looks like cutekino but not lewdkino or even suggestivekino

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would you have preferred her to break both her legs and have to amputate one only for the other to become infected too so she has to eat boots to survive until a helicopter come to save her but it catches on fire and the rotors chop her up as it crashes?

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I don't care at all that its all Latinos in it I just think the pandering is disgusting and backwards. "Hey, this is a latino movie for you latinos hey we made this movie for you guys now repay us and watch". I don't understand why this level of pandering exists. I assume all Central/South American countries have a movie industry and Spain too so why does America have to pander like this? I bet there will be a scene where they come accross a wall and Dora and her friends climb over it and she looks at the camera and says "Walls can't keep us Latinos out" and winks.

This seems like an intentional joke by the writers tbqh

$1 raise is a lot in Ameriburger though user

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dude more than 30% of the people living in the states are latinos i mean there is an obvious market there

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If I had to make the movie and trailer have a part where she jumps and misses, I'd have probably made it a reveal that it's like a 2-3 foot drop, or some other kid comedy reason for her to actually be fine.

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It actually looks like a fun film for kids. Reminds me of movies circa 2000 like Spykids or Rugrats. Not my cup of tea but if I had kids I would definitely throw a coffee mug at my wife, grab her by the neck and tell her to get the fuck out of my house and to take the dirty fucking kids to go see this movie

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Jesus Christ Hollywood is scraping the barrel of creativity.

Who thought this was a good idea?

The future is brown, chingado. I'm already fucking a redheaded blue-eyed Irish girl from the Midwest. She'll be pumping out brown babies soon. Get used to it, cabrón.

feet

she's already hitting the wall.
it's over.

Man, can't believe that photo set exists but I'm glad it does.

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kek

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I understand that I am saying it is not good for a country if you now draw marketing like this at racial lines. Captain Marvel did it with gender. This shit needs to stop if the "melting pot" of the US wants to work.

Mexicans haven't been Spanish since the 18th century.
Are Americans Irish or Italian?

Eh, to be honest it looks more like secret agent cody banks mixed with garfield the third

>why does this DORA THE EXPLORER movie have so many mexicans in it?

>Irish
>white
top kek

Because we all know that as soon as all white skins disappear, racism will no longer exist. Dumb beaner.

t. Peruvian

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Ayyyy Michael Penya AND Danny Trejo! I'll probably get drunk and see it with my friends when you can torrent it but I love those guys.
Do you mean mentioning their names during the trailer (didn't see them mention many) or the 2 seconds listing the lead actors at the end?
Also it's fucking Dora ofc it's majorly hispanic (or Mexican or Peruvian or whatever will stop people jumping on me for getting the wrong word for it)

My argument isn't that it has Mexicans in it it's that it panders like that. When was the last time you saw a movie that celebrated how white it is?

well jump on my dick and call me papi

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I though Dora was Peruvian or some shit like that, not Mexican

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arr rook same

I know what you are saying but I don't get it in this case. Or maybe it's because I expected it so it's not shocking or surprising.

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>B-BUT THEY AGE BAD (ignoring the fact that all women age like shit past 30)
>Mfw this site praises flat boy body gooks
I've been latinapilled for a while senpai

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I sincerely hope a europoor didn't type this.
Would you prefer being a Russian vassal state?

The very end it focused on Latino names. Danny Trejo wasn't a lead actor. Again I don't care that it's hispanic I think the pandering is retarded and backwards

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>(ignoring the fact that all women age like shit past 30)
i bet you are ugly

Depends, would we be invaded by feminists and SJWs if so?

you are a walking talking parody and you dont even realise it

>this site

Where are you from then? Never mind, I think I have an idea.

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I'm not saying it looks as good as spykids, it wont have any of that weird inventive adventurous stuff. But Dora is hot and you know the pedophile director is trying to impress her

She Argentine? Macri is the Argentine president

Anyone making this movie a political thing is fucking stupid
This is a movie made for people who grew up watching Dora or parents of kids watching Dora who realised how insane the premise of the show is.
It's not politics, it's hollywood cashing in on an aging audience.

>upload failed
Guess I'll skip the webm of her dancing cutely in a dress then

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I do user. I really do.

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Looks like a very bland movie and not enough Moner

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before I do something that I may regret, how old is this"actress"?

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Reminder that she couldn't stop fucking the actor paying dieago in her trailer so they had to recast him.

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How do I lucid dream

I just want to hold her hands

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Moner? More like moaner. Something I will never make her do.

proof? I hope you're wrong...

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She knows how to use makeup and filters well.

I think it was more they shut him down because he was 21 or something before anything escalated

etc. -- not going to mass reply to every one he posted
gdi user now I have to check these against my collection to see if I'm missing any.

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imagine cumming balls deep inside her vagina
must be heaven or something close to that

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>neet thinks $1 raise is small
dude its like 80 extra bucks every paycheck
get a job and have sex, incel

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I wonder if she'll turn into an uber party whore at 18 like all the Disney chicks

depends on how much she got molested

>all those instantly deleted shitposts
BASED
kek user I know that feel. still trying to find out whether is already in my collection

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I don't even jerk off to celebrity pics, and yet I have a folder with an embarrassing amount of lewd celebrities in pics/gifs/webms, idk why I keep them on hand. Has anyone experienced this phenomenon?

Holy shit that looks awful. I wasn't really expecting much, but this is really bad.

>turn into
>isn't already one

lmao

Kino

>turn into
user

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Will this lil nigga be in it?

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Everytime someone says "chiches" I laugh really loud. It's just so stupid sounding.

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Somebody please fix this. I really need to fap to it

she's so smol :3

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this skirt was not very flattering from the front view but good from the side

me holding the camera

You'll see it pop up in these threads sooner or later, the last one I was in had a link for the article about it

She's getting that mom weight though

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get on my guard bro

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>prostitute clothes
>shirt and short skirt
okay I guess..

perfect

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>SKWSD

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imagine cumming in that tight brown pussy hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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where the fuck is swiper?

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why hasn't anyone posted the indian head wobble showing the size between her fingers webm yet?

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busy swiping some pusy with his tongue

if Isabela Moner didn't exist this movie wouldn't be made. It's really simple.

I can't wait for her to grown up into this role, but who would be her Guts and Griffith?

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which creepy producer's idea was this. jesus

>implying degenerate Yea Forums pedos would care

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She looks like she fucks white guys

>Eva Longoria

Wow is this gonna be mommy kino as well?

Test

God she's impossibly cute.

What the fuck is an indian head wobble

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Nevermind I think I know what you meant. Just for reference though, she's saying "I'm this close to death and you're like take a picture"
"showing the size between her fingers" is a weird fucking way to put it

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sniff

Is this going to be the new Alita posting with daily threads?

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thanks senpai that's the one

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I hope Nancy Drew does well on streaming so Dora might do the same thing too what with releasing online immediately. I wanna watch this at home not at a theater.

Boner Moaner already had nigh-daily threads, this is just another spark
Lurk moar

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Imagine if Moner kicked your ass, sat on your face and farted as punishment for being a weak faggot.

haha keep it up

Yea Forums pedos would want some russian instagram “dancer” to play Dora

How do I just accept that I'll never get an attractive gf

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God she makes such a hot little slut

DAMMIT MONER
I ALREADY KNOW
I JUST KNOW
EVERYONE JUST KNOWS
EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF YOUR DOG
WE GET IT

Nah ... Just got a thang from sushi that she just forgot to check (笑´・艸・)

idk my gut tells me doing something violent like boxing could help. hopefully it won't have roasties in it unless you can beat the roasties up and not have a skilled white knight break your nose after.

KNOTTED

why would someone have so many pictures of this girl

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If you weren't a roastie you would understand.

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Film is a visual medium. Some of us, usually those who don't like capeshit, appreciate beauty.

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>mfw energetic Latina wife

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What is the point of white women again?

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Ascended right here

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Time for 300 threads of mexican ass smells and mexican feet in April

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What a little tease. She knows btw.

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Whoa are you telling me this beautiful teenage girl who's been told all her life how beautiful she is knows that she is beautiful?

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HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOU CANT POST THAT

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>I made the same thread earlier
>only 8 replies

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I posted all the bikini ones already
Mods were deleting shitposts left and right but left me alone
It was mostly shitposting about racism ITT though
Dumping on your own is boring but it has to be done every once in a while

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When the posters were released I made the first thread and everybody instead used the one made way after mine.

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>tfw you'll never conquer her.

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unironically SFL&H lads

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No, she knows if she shows her bare feet there's someone somewhere that will pop a boner.

Reminder that short haired cunts are the first to get it on day of the rope

Right. Footfagism isn't on my radar at all, I apologize

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sniffffffffff

Oh shit is that Jango Fett?

Wholesome kino. Fuck the pedos on this board.

I usually hate short hair but fucking look at Boner Moaner though. This is her with long hair She's one of the few who look way better with short hair

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wholesome. Moner's instagram pics misled us.

She's always wholesome!

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b-before I go any further, I just wanna ask...

h-how old is this girl.

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Why do we have to through this, bros? Why couldn't every woman look just like her?
Even the way she dresses is much better than 99% of the roasties in this dystopian world.

fuck off pedo

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How can w**** women even compete?

>this film not yet rated
well my dick got hard what rating would that be?

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Relax, she's 18. Born March 15, 2001. JUST turned 18.

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>Born: July 10, 2001
fuck pedos, she's 17

So, you gonna sell your personal integrity for coochie? Gonna support someone who shouldn't really be supported because of her poor life choices just because of "holy shit muh dick"?

>people born in 2001 are 18 years old now

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The producers at Nickelodeon didn't wait that long.

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Oh shit you're right, my bad. I was looking at Eva Longoria's page

>17 years old
F-fuck...

cute thread :P

Four months left actually

17,she's going to be 18 in July.

Cool insanity friend. I would indeed support a qt's decision to cut her hair if she looks even qter with short hair

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There was like a porn star who was born in January 1st 2001

What a fucking whore imagine being her parents

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Zoomer faggots like you sperging out in Yea Forums is poorer life choice

based

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Holy fucking christ this looks awful

That's it from me
Enjoy your day Monerbros, even the insane ones

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I've been aware of this film for months now and I still can't work out who the target audience is supposed to be.

NO. THOSE ARE LIES PAID FOR AND SPREAD BY ROASTIES WHO HAVE HIT THE WALL.
I CAN'T, AND WON'T, BELIEVE THIS.

Dan Schnieder

11-12 year olds

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>drive into the sunset
>watch to your right
>see this
>FOR YOU ARE NOW IN ELYSIUM. AND ARE ALREADY DEAD!

>this film is not yet rated
nice

Then why such an old cast? And why isn't it animated? It doesn't make any sense.

She's too old for Dan The Man and there weren't any feet shots in that trailer.

did you miss the waterfall part or the scene where they discover the massive purple vaginaflowers?

does she sit on your face and insult you in spanish?

What is the perfect role for Moner?

It's not animated because live action adaptations are making shitloads of money right now.
Why wouldn't the cast be that old? It's just an adventure movie with kids, did you only watch shit that had people of your age as a kid?

What did Nickelodeon mean by this?

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sitting on my face

Look, like whatever you want to like but stop shilling her everywhere
It's tiring as fuck and she really doesn't deserve it

Imagine she falls asleep next to you...do you hitch up her skirt for a peak?

Only if you promise to misuse "shilling" you fucking underageb&

What fucking actor deserves anything in this board and fucking why, fucking sperg.

I'm not saying I personally find her hot, but I imagine a lot of guys will see this film for creepy reasons. Regardless this is great from a representation angle (Hispanics in film) and I hope it does well.

"That one...bring her to me..."

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Is she still virgin?

Live action remakes of 40 year old cartoon Disney movies are making money. What about that suggests there is a market for a live action adaptation of a cartoon that is made to teach 6 year old kids basic Spanish and is, as far as I'm aware, still airing.

Nothing. Is Hollywood taking the wrong lesson from popular movies news to you?

YES. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE PURE.

Sweet jesus

si no existe pues como se puede explicar Isabela Moner? jaque mate

This looks like Victoria Justice movies tier shit.

Those Nickolodeon movies have no demographic.

That's Becky G

>You are not allowed to find a girl attractive until she turns 18

Do Americans really do this?

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I don't know about this, Nickelodeon movies look good on paper but turn out to be very underwhelming.

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my dick

Dora is dangerous

I hear spanish zoomers screaming at the fucked up monkey

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sneed

hopkins is based

>Dora La Exploradora

Hell yeah. And smell her neck as well.

I want to explore Dora

"Come and snuggle up with Daddy, there's a good girl..."

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if she hasnt already jerked off a thousand hollywood producers, or at least sucked cock with those perfect lips

if she didnt sell her virginity to hollywood, then Im certain shes already bounced on chads dick a thousand times, in a thousand places.

she knows SHEs perfect. I can guarantee you, that SHE is a latino female who learnt early on, that her seduceful looks can get her what she wants.

I haven't been this excited for a movie since BvS

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you know whats funny?

i didnt even notice the nigger all this time. and ive watched this webm countless times.

Based Hopkins

Moner bro stopped posting and this thread went to shit.

>First Frozen 2 now this

You now mainstream culture is bankrupt when they try turning kids shows on morning tv into rebooted epic live action franchises

They are cucked by feminists.

Just how sexist Hollywood is, if this were Ryan Gosling he'd be called based, but Moner does the same shit to make it in the business and she gets called a slut, and a whore, and a "Yachter"

It feels like you could change the names and have an original IP.

Nothing about this really screams Dora the Explorer. Feels more like a Nick Original TV movie.

Conquistador Logs
>The same childhood friend reported in a letter that Columbus had provided one of the captured indigenous women to him. He wrote, "While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked, as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But to cut a long story short, I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

just how retarded are people like you who believe anything on that site and use terms like "yachter"

don't tell me
they'll make a movie about diego next

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I fail to see anything wrong with of this.

>17
>pedo
Oh hey girafa

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Why is actress in quotations?

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looks like a mini gina valentina

Lies. Lies and slander.

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I dreamed that she told me to kiss her, so I gave her a quick peck and she gave me an annoyed look and said "a real one"

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No she doesn't, she always goes overboard with it.
She looks her best with no makeup at all

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Always feels good to read posts like this so I know I'm not alone in my hatred
>16 year old with perfect skin
>hurr durr gotta put on makeup to look adult
>25 year old qt
>hurr durr gotta paint my lips bright red when going out for no reason at all