MY-MY-MY-MY-MY MUSIC MAKES ME SO HARD

sorry to tell you, but I am a volcel. I only get off to 2D females.

that asian girl is just as bad as a white roast beef sandwich

she is peak banana

Corporate culture is so superficial and cringe that I find it difficult to see these people as fully fledged humans.

>Every single person who had an interview
>"She just wouldn't fucking blink. Like ever"
>mfw

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I
*LOVE*
MY
JOB

volcel is the biggest meme of all time. it's literally impossible to become volcel unless you neuter yourself or have your tubes tied

If your job makes you do cringe shit like this you deserve to be mocked even by NEETs

she looks like a rat

DANCE WAGIE DANCE

>can't touch this
>federally indicted on horrific fraud charge

Lmfao get touched bitch

Based lobotomite

what is this? i live under a rock

New HBO doc about this crazy bitch who fucked a bunch of old guys in order to secure literal billions in funding for a Silicon Valley startup based around a microwave-sized blood testing machine that never actually worked at all. She was 100% autistic about Steve Jobs and tried to emulate literally everything about him and it sort of worked for a while until some investors started asking for proof that their money was going somewhere and discovered that this crazy bitch had no goddamn idea what she was doing.

>all those clips of Bill Clinton and Obama praising the fuck out of this autistic weirdo despite nobody having any proof whatsoever that what she was claiming was actually true, as well as her board of directors being completely stacked with influential Democrats

Really PEELS MY ALMONDS boys.

watching the hbo doc right now... bitch is a fucking genius, honestly. she faked this shit for nearly 13 years and at the top of the hype she amassed a fortune of 4.5 billion dollars (50% share ownership of theranos). she obviously had enough time to send a couple hundred million dollars to offshore accounts and what not during all those years. yeah, she's ridiculed now but filthy rich.

yeah shes actually a fucking god. imagine being THAT good at manipulating people. envious

What really hit me the hardest was seeing Prof. Channing Robertson being associated to this. He literally left his tenured position as Head of the Science Dept. at Stanford University to advise for theranos lmao. I wonder what he's doing now.

youtube.com/watch?v=WgWNQVdhE9A

why was she let off so easy?

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She hasn't been let off yet.

>imagine being THAT good at manipulating people
All you need is a pussy and a total lack of dignity. She was blowing Henry fucking Kissinger for fucks sake.

i know right. survival of the fittest. you're a pampered moron for believing otherwise.

>tfw you operate your company without a CFO for 7 years and just make up numbers as you go
>for SEVEN fucking years

Is business really that easy?

>yanggang on suicide watch
OH NO NO NO NO

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I had guaranteed military sales with BloodAnalyser 209! Spare parts for twenty years! Who cares it it works or not?

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she's not getting touched

>what's your favourite sound
>.......... ...... .... ....... ..... Yoda
>uh....what?

She was INTENSELY autistic. Autism + women is a dangerous combo.

Red pill me on her voice.

did you really need to post an image that big? idiot

Meanwhile she's engaged to a billionaire heir

fucking Shkreli is an Albanian turk. Thankfully he's now in prison where the rest of his kin belong too

she faked having a lighter voice. her real one is far deeper

i thought she broke up with sunny

she took the voice pill

voicelets BTFO

>STEM is a meritocracy

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She did. She tricked some new guy.

i laugh because thats the song she'll awkwardly dance to when she gets a slap on the wrist sentence, and then fly off to her offshore accounts of millions w her uber rich husband on their private jet.

Can someone shoop JUST hair onto her?

whats his name

no because

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She'll never be Steve Jobs though. That's her own personal hell.

hint: they're not

This looks like a new-age cult meeting.

They haven't said. It was in a Vanity Fair article from February.

Women are considered to be beyond reproach. No one even checks references anymore.

What's crazier is that the original idea she presented to him was even more impossible than the mini lab one. She patented an armband that would test your blood with microneedles, determine whatever illness you had, then administer the proper medicine into your skin, all on it's own without you even knowing. He thought THAT idea was so good he told her to drop out school and invent it.

It is. She hired a bunch of Apple employees because they were used to worshiping their boss like a god.

Charisma is an insanely powerful thing, you talk well enough you can convince anyone of literally anything.

Sneed

She appeared to be devoid of charisma. She was interesting to watch because of how fucking weird she spoke and looked. The Women in Tech Meme was what propelled her forward in the media and more investors followed

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she legitimately scares me and I don't know why

why can't I embezzle just a few ten million dollars and live comfortably GOD DAMNIT

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She looks and moves like a poorly-done CGI reanimation of a dead person, a la that creepy Orville Redenbacher commercial.

Literal transexual replicant.

? what did he mean by this?

He probably learned about her connections and saw the possibility of scamming a few millions out of venture capital retards. I'm sure he got rich out of all this

I'm sure half of those people have already figured it out and gossiped that she was insane.

I'm sure so many people dropped out/quit or just sat around for the free money and wanted to watch it crash and burn.

She's definitely on some MKULTRA shit