Just watched the first episode of this

I didn't know they were letting 13 year old tumblrinas write in million dollar projects.

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Netflix has been doing it for years now

ok

where do you think netflix gets most of their content

did you forget about altered carbon?

this has been a thing in the movie and video games industry for the past 10 years

Next episodes are much much better

I honestly think it was fine in this instance. The quality animation helped I guess.

The trailer looks awful, an obvious copy of Animatrix except with no writing or animating talent + SJW bullshit

It's just that ridiculous haircut. I didn't really have any other problem with it

>no animating talent
sure kiddo

I watched the second episode too and I don't think this show is made for me.First episode was awful but had a bit of action so I could make it to the end.This one was just awful boomer humour with an insufferable robot.

you clearly haven't seen the new trek show then

fuck off back to pol asshole
tumblr is smarter than you

back to suicide watch tranny

Based tranny larping as a /pol/lack

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>pol

bet her names something like Moondark Nightedge

This episode was shit. Lesbians are bitter cunt freaks in general and I wasn't rooting for this horrible character to do anything but die. Of course everyone had british accents since the Britbongs try the hardest to appease the far left and anyone they can grovel to for that matter. fags.

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Watched the third episode and hey, this one was actually good.

A dumpster?

>1st episode: men are evil, lesbian dyke and her pals, a basedboy and a negress are the future
>2nd episode: 3 dumb robots trying to be funny and failing hard, one is clearly a nigger, one is a annoying little fag and the other is an old cunt
FLIXED

Animation is some of the best I've ever seen. I also really dig the aesthetic on some episodes. For a 10-17 minute shorts, that's all I really care about.

>He didnt have a problem with "da ebil men"

Does anyone recommend an episode that compares to Good Hunting? That and Secret War have been a good watch for me.

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The first episode is honestly one the weaker ones. All the rape imagery was so fucking ham-fisted and pointless.

A lot of the episodes are meh and are fine to skip, but I think the best ones are Zima Blue, Good Hunting, Suits, Shape-Shifters, and Beyond The Aquila Rift.

The SJW pandering was to make you buy into the rape story, user. It was to make you think that she had so much pent up hate for men inside of her, that that was what made her such a good fighter. It was to make sure no one ever found out that the real reason was because she was literally fighting for her life every single time she was in the arena.

It's better on the second viewing when you realize the feminist power fantasy is just a wall of smoke. And it's a way better story than "lol what if rednecks had mechs" or "dracula but he's afraid of cats xD"

I watched the first three episodes and intend to see more. The writing isn't great, but it also isn't too offensively bad. If the animation weren't up to par you could safely ignore all this shit. But watching it for the animation alone is worth it. I love what I've seen so far.

It’s cool, I live in England and can confirm we all talk cockeney and say CUNT all the time. Gor blimey govner calvaries coming toodle pip what what. I’ve only gone and posted in the thread I ‘av.

no they're not
i watched the next two and they were just as bad

There are only maybe 3 garbage tier episodes. The rest are fine/great/kino.

The hitler ep, the robots doubgbthe hiest and the garbage dumpnones were crap.

The episode order is random

every episode is different, keep watching.

do you work for netflix?

Watched the first four episodes and three of them were garbage.

the monsters were pretty cool.

>Beyond The Aquila Rift
Tfw no qt3.14 spidergf

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>The first episode is honestly one the weaker ones
>Good Hunting was the first episode

Episode order is random

hello

If the spider was controlling the dream why would it make the other girl wake up and fuck with the captain?

Oh look another brainlet who didn't get the twist.

The rape thing is just a lie she tells people to throw them off guard

it's his own mind fighting the dream, user

>Suits
Not at that fucking 2fps
Great short, but physically painful to watch, i swear at some points i could be watching a fucking slideshow

I agree with you there.

In the actual short story this is based on this is stated outright.

You mean a 58 year old british sci fi author?

you dont actually buy netflix do you

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It seems like everyone who talks about this saw the same first episodes as me.

Fuck no, I'm pirating it like any decent human being.

So I watched ep7, Beyond the Aquila Rift and yeah this one was pretty good, definitely the best one I've watched so far, Witness is the second place and others are not worth mentioning.

>letting 13 year old tumblrinas write in million dollar projects
Have you seen nu-Star Wars?

The real question is WHY is NOBODY getting fired over this crap?
Instead they´re actually doubling down on it.

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hey...you yea you neck your self you doing the world a favour by making it better.

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episode 1 turned me off too initially

3 was the first one that i thought was p neat

i am on episode 4 now and it might just be my favorite so far

I watched every episode in the background, and it was absolutely trash. There were like 3 good episodes the entire series. Practically propaganda.

The worst was probably the Hitler episode because it entirely relied on the idea of people hating Hitler

Altered carbon was tumblr tier? How so?

Many of the episodes are based on eBook short stories

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You forgot yogurt

>ugly stronk nigger woman beating up evil white males at the end out of nowhere

Literally just got done marathoning the wikipedia article's 'Reception' paragraph, and the few negative reviews they included there were all about how the men are strong and useful while the women exist to defy them and receive trauma, and that the writers were aiming at a "particularly retrograde subset of genre fans", so I conclude you're full of shit OP

imagine the things she could do with that face asshole

user, I have bad news for you

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I watched the first episode because of the hype and thought, well maybe this gets significantly better. Then I looked it up and the episode I just watched was the second highest rated on IMDb.
I'm too old and I will never enjoy new shows or films ever again. I will have to stick to literature and music from here on.

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>IMDB
your right, you are a faggot who can't enjoy shit if you go by IMDB ratings. Faggot

It's pretty good for a) pre-80's and non-Hollywood films, b) individual episodes
Normies don't usually bother rating those

And how many times has it repeated the dream? if it had done so for years with no success it must be retarded

>I didn't know they were letting 13 year old tumblrinas write in million dollar projects.
why wouldn't they be?

>gender,ethnicity, or sexual identity, info we don't have
Yeah rigth
If I watched 100 hours or gay shit, you are telling me Netflix is not going to suggest gay things?

Ot just want to find a person that would actually understand her
Shit dog, there are at least one in every LD+R thread
Poor thing

The director, in an interview, said that she wasn't a fan of the protagonist because he does everything in the books. So she wanted women in the series to win the fights and save his ass.

I'm with you dude. 80% of altered carbon was kino but the ass end is irredeemably shit.

>Practically

>Netflix gives us a kino monster chicken fight
>B-BUT IT HAD A WOMAN IN IT!!!
You are an incel unironically

>just want to find a person that would actually understand her
My objection is not for the spider-things search for love, only it's method at gaining it. i'd like to see it try saying the truth outright in one dream.

>i'd like to see it try saying the truth outright in one dream.
You're trapped in a spider web. If you can't figure out what the end game is then I don't know what to tell you.

The way the monster opponent impaled her monster up against the wall was an allegory for rape! Do you get it?! Huh?! Did you see the close-ups of it's clenched fist in the wall?! Huh?!
*beats you over the head*

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>It was to make sure no one ever found out that the real reason was because she was literally fighting for her life every single time she was in the arena.
bruh just say that the lesbian was being controlled by the monster instead of the other way around
dont try to make it out to be some poetic bullshit

>smarter
>lost well over 20% of their user base after banning porn
Lol

i feel bad for people who see all that allegory and dont realize it was there to make the twist more shocking

>The fact that it was part of a twist means it didn't happen!

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In the original story, it wasn't present, but in the original story, the rape was something she made up to sell her "hate gives me my edge" cover story. In the short, they turn the rape shit up to eleven to sell it to the viewer so that you'll be focused on the human and not the monster.

Probably also because saying a character lied about being raped would be "problematic".

>tfw Sonnies Edge was my first episode
>tfw I had straight sex on Friday

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