How can one Leo be so fucking based?

Because that would involve things not revolving around the choices they've already made.

>Be a girl
>Being paid to hang out with an old guy with other chicks as hot as you are instead of hot guys
>Never know what love is

>oh no im being forced to hang around filthy rich actors because of my looks alone, what happens once i have nothing left to offer

When the Wolf of Wallstreet came out premiere was in Tokyo, my ex gf was on the afterparty in the club, she was a model working in tokyo that time.

She told me all the models where fucking wet going around Leo. He was into Brazilians. My gf didnt give a fuck about him, but Jonah Hill was there as well. No model gave a shit about him and he was sitting there alone. So she want over to talk to him, she said he was really nice.
Later Leo left with 4 brazilians models. Nice

Nah most men are pretty cool. Even ones that are socially retarded and keep to themselves are pretty cool because they keep to themselves and don't constantly yammer on about their hair or their friend Susie or their day at work that nobody gives a shit about.

I wish I could duct tape women's mouths when they start talking and not be held legally responsible for it.

Your just jelly that you aren't a skinny nice looking girl, bet you never had any dick fat soe

If you were one of the biggest actors of all time and had an insane amount of wealth you would no doubt draw in countless golddigging whores. I’m sure sex to him is as stale as browsing Yea Forums is to you, but he does it out of habit and boredom. It’s the little things in life that make it good, and leo will never know those things. Then again, neither will most of the incels on this site so who knows.

leo gives lone pedantic lectures about cinema and the history of Hollywood while they pretend to be interested and play with their phones. They just hang around him hoping they will be the one who he falls for and end up living on easy street.

Leo has always been based.

girls can't know what love is. they don't even love their kids

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what kind of poor sap would want to sit around with a group of women

>Eat less
You answered your own question

t. doesn't know the difference between a whore and a self sufficient woman who has to work twice as hard to be taken seriously and who gets sexually harassed when she just wants to do her job

Most guys fucking suck. Men aren’t even men anymore they’re just women with dicks. Even the “chad” is just busy posting selfies on social media.

>He's dated everyone from supermodel Naomi Campbell to Victoria's Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen - but Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't dates anyone over the age of 25 for 20 years

"How can one Leo be so fucking based?"

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I think you guys are really downplaying the quality of solo male orgies here lads.

t. someone who doesn't know how to use t.

If you look at that image and don’t immediatly think “overcompensating closeted gay man”, than I got a bridge to sell you.

I'm not a girl, retard. Just because you can sympathize with a black woman doesn't mean you're a black woman

whores
should I put the ? sign?

Awww she sounds like a nice person and I’m glad she had a nice chat with JH

Coffee every morning with the woman you love, not rich, not poor, but just perfect

>buy bridge
>start making people pay a toll
>live under bridge to save on rent
>???
>profit

guess we found out who the real pussy was

simple, he saw his fellow actors getting fucking ruined by the divorce court

what’s she telling him?

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Cope: The Thread

Just shut the fuck up and listen for once in your life, if the mother died how the FUCK could she save her kids? How could she make more kids if she was dead?

You might be too stupid to understand it, but she made the right choice. One kid is not worth infinite kids.

>sucky sucky five dolla

True, I just have a vague idea

He killed his family out of love for his mistress. Women kill their kids because they’re le stressed and want to go to the mall

If he paid them all to be there, sure, otherwise, you're just projecting.

t. roastie

Must have been some good pusy to kill your kids for it, any pics of the mistress?

>oi dis here's good cunny m8

He killed his family for the money and his gay lover.

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This chart is an even better visualization. The best part is he's considered "one of the good guys" in Hollywood. Top fucking kek. Leo is truly /our guy/

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Because he lucked out as an actor and is now filthy rich, famous, powerful and viewed as attractive.

Leo just goes up to girls and they do whatever he says so they can say they fucked Leo.

The only one projecting is Leonardo. Projecting the image of a straight playboy by making sure he very publicly has his pictures taken on a beach with models. You think he did this for his own enjoyment? He doesn’t even look interested in doing what he’s doing, an act like sitting on a beach and ignoring a bunch of models is for the tabloids and publicity, not for him. If it was for him you think he’d look like he doesn’t even wanna be there?

Here he is. So sexy. Those lips.

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Pathetic.

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Dude, Leo totally fucked your gf

>He killed his family out of love for his mistress
That's actually worse than killing because of stress. It baffles me that you think otherwise.

>i think about you when I pee.

Some dumb thot shit although she hasn't learned to be as subtle and deceptive yet as she will when she gets older and more socialized. Leo as a seasoned hunter is hearing her out, playing along, and probably trying to do his best to steer her on the right path by suggesting she study medicine or law, but on some level knows his suggestion will be totally ignored and there's a good chance she'll be on the arm of a 60 year old producer he'll come across in a few years. This only further validates his lifestyle in his mind and the emotional distance he maintains with all the women in his life.

What’s this gotta do with worse? This is about understanding love. Which again, women cannot do.

>mfw one of our local celebrity sluts was bragging to everyone that she slept with him after paparazzi took a photo of them hanging out on some balcony

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its cause he has a confirmed small dick. He doesnt want to date a older roastie that have more expectations from him.

Exactly. Leo grew up in that pedo industry.

as if those models don't get railed by guys on the daily
an older woman would probably be more understanding of a guy's size

Sorry, I didn't read the topic.
Well, you're still wrong. How can you claim he loves his mistress, when he can't even love his kids?

based and redpilled

What's up with millennials thinking they understand human relationships when you've spent the 2010s in an autistic boy vs girl slapfight as if you were all mentally stuck in kindergarten?

Dude, Jonah Hill totally fucked your gf

The biggest sexists are feminist Liberals. Liberals use advocating for "victims" as a front when it's just a power grab. Conservatives just treat all humans with respect, regardless of gender.

What's up with boomers and degen x thinking they understand human relationships when 70% of your marriages end in divorce and most of you are raising children that aren't even yours

He can love one without loving the other. Have you ever loved someone enough to be willing to kill your own children for them? Of course not, because you don’t truly understand love.

the models are young hormonal bitches can get off easy. Old bitches see a small dick and say goodbye leo.

So what? A woman's job is to take care of the home and kids. A man's job is to love and provide.

At least they marry in the first place.
Meanwhile, millennials are getting to their 30s without having a single proper relationship and getting their worldview through the internet.
Not even millennial women have experience in relationships because they only know of one night stands.

So please, drop your "I totally understand this" act that you millennials have over absolutely everything.

I’m glad we can agree that women are not able to actually understand love.

>At least they marry in the first place.
Cuck cope.

There's still a genetic lottery with women it's just a lot more forgiving

We don't Agree. I'm just saying that it doesn't matter if a woman loves you or not, unless you're a pussy which you clearly are

It’s because millennials understand relationships that they don’t jump foolishly into marriages while boomers still see the world as a Disney fantasy romance and end up getting divorced or killing their spouse or cheating on them.

Why’d you break up with someone so nice

It doesn’t matter because you can’t expect women to love because they’re brains aren’t hardwired for love, I’m glad we agree

He was born ridiculously attractive and got his big break when Hollywood was in need of a pretty boy.

This desu. Being trapped on an island with 8 teenage women would be hell.

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All the girls who chose to be in the photo won't be taken seriously as a wife, ever.

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That is a very good question. There is so much incentive for a girl to be thin and yet so many eat like hippos

>drinking alcohol
>vaping
>having premarital sex
What exactly is based about this?

>Being trapped on an island with 8 teenage women would be hell.
Says you

>"Call me in 5 years."

He's whining about the environment, which he knows nothing about, but thinks he does because he's an actor

>that they don’t jump foolishly into marriages
That's not their choice, they are all autistic.

>boomers still see the world as a Disney fantasy romance
Funny from the generation obsessed with dumbass Disney superhero flicks and who think they are saving the world watching them.

>loving your kids
cringe and bluepilled

I'm saying you're a pussy and women are capable of loving men, but not men like you due to your lack of logic as well as your obvious mental illness.

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Funny from the generation that raises other mens children and cucks out to w*man-enabling sayings like "happy wife happy life"

Didn't he have a kid with an older woman?

Isn't that what millennials jack it to?
You have no understanding of the world, please, now that you are losing the cultural spotlight after spending the 2010s showing that you are a generation of autistic manchildren who will never become actual men and women (hence why you refer to each other as males and females instead) leave the spotlight to Gen Z.
With luck, they'll be disgusted at the clusterfuck you have caused with your obsession with not growing up and start fixing the damage you caused to society, all because you wanted to keep being kids.

he always looks bored

Why the fuck would Leo want to fuck an old busted up roastie when he can go for prime tight super model pussy? Also, who the fuck cares if the dumb roastie get off. Sure, if you love her and plan on having a long time relationship then satisfying her sexually will ensure she won't cheat but if she is the 10th girl you've had sex with that month, who the fuck cares?

There was actually a story about a roastie bad mouthing Leo because he just laid there while she rode him, not paying attention to her as he had his headphones on and was vaping. I think he's at the point of not caring what the girl gets out of it.

>Leo is ourguy
>when Leo is literally the opposite of Yea Forums

Maybe of Leo was still a virgin and did nothing but jack it to BLACKED videos.

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>women aren’t supposed to love they’re supposed to care for the children
>wait no women can love they just don’t love you

You’re becoming incoherent and illogical due to your frustration and anger, it’s time to take a quick breather, calm down, and maybe step away from the keyboard.

lmao what the fuck is this guy going on about.

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>super model pussy
>prime tight

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That's yet another argument against old bitches, not small dicks.

Imagine being this naive, that virgin and homo are the worst things you can say to someone and to actually make yourself believe that everyone else on the internet must have it worse than you, always

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It's pretty funny how these threads are each a bubble.
In another thread, they'll be calling an 18 year old a roastie.
Is there such a thing as a millennial with a set of values an ideology that isn't reactionary to what's in front of him at that very moment?

Not on the internet, just Yea Forums
Pretty much everyone agrees that Yea Forums, along with Yea Forums, are the most autistic shitholes on Yea Forums.
And yet the autists try to claim that the biggest chad in Hollywood is "one of us"?
That's fucking laughable.

Women are absolutely capable of love, they just might not be capable of love in a way you understand. When you see how voraciously women seek marriage, alimony, and child support how can you possibly claim they don't love those things? When you see women clamoring to "out-slut" the girl next to them with no consideration at all for the long term consequences all so they can get an incremental amount of attention more than the girls around them, how can you claim they don't love attention? When a woman is verbally and sometimes physically abused by a guy, but his dick game is so strong that she just keeps going back to him, how can you claim a woman doesn't love a big cock pounding her? Women absolutely are capable of love, they just might not love things you understand or approve of. They might not love technology, progress, education, building things, and so on, but they certainly do love some things.

Why has there always got to be an obnoxious cunt doing that stupid onions face

You know what's funny?
Millennials thinking they are the first to discover how women behave, and then act as if they are pioneers on this shit.
When the reality is that what you are discovering in your late 20s, is what every other generation discovered in their mid teens.
It's just you are a generation of autists who, by the time you catch up, you'll be too old to do anything of what you really wanted to.

That isn't even remotely true with places where r9k and whereever lefty incels dwell these days

There are a lot of shills on Yea Forums sure but a lot of hollywood too so that is why this place is magical sometimes. You simply wouldn't believe the things a random Yea Forums user would tell you but if you knew the one telling the stories would actually work in the business...

/r9k/ is a parody of what it used to be, it's now more larpers than anything.

>You simply wouldn't believe the things a random Yea Forums user would tell you but if you knew the one telling the stories would actually work in the business...
Like what?
Yea Forums doesn't talk about anything but cuck porn, how bad women are and forced memes.

this

imagine the smell

Sneed.

TBQH it probably just smells like sea air

They also took a dip 10 minutes ago and smell like the ocean

so...my mom doesn't love me?

and...your mom doesn't love you? are you saying the love our mom shows us is fake user?

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Yeah, he's pretty based

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>that time my sister kissed me it was just pure lust

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If Leo was a real man he would hang out with Jonah and make sure he had a good time with him and rest of the people. Leo has to be sick in the head if he cares about cheap brazilian models, I mean, whats sacred for him? Hasnt he been through it all?

Him and Jonah get along so well
>Leo jogging over to say hi excitedly
Aw :)

The most retarded normie male will be infinitely more interesting than the most educated woman, because the normie male can actually at times that it calls for actually self reflect and commit critical thinking. Women don't have that, they just like to acquire material and be loved for their looks. They are little more than trophies for men and they always will be.

Having a conversation with a woman is like having a conversation with a child, where the child will barely be able to converse with you beyond I like X, and X was so cool!.

Women are dumb basically.

you have a vague vagina

Imagine being cucked by Jonah Hill.

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yes, especially my mom and especially your mom

What a miserable fucking existence.

spoken like a true homosexual, yikes s mh

based and redpilled

The girls' model agency actually pays Leo to hang out with them (girls that Leo hangs out with always become much higher profile letting them charge more money for photoshoots)

He was pretending to be a crazy fan running over while taking photos of Jonah, you autist.

They could in the past.
Now, even Yea Forums has become an insecure shithole full of people who think theres nothing wrong with them and that everything wrong is with everyone else.

>implying Ryan Reynolds and Tom Brady aren't both married to Leo's ex cock-sleeves

>Eat less
Might as well ask them to take a picture of the ball earth

hows it fake? so im just her accessory?

dont some moms go so unconditionaly-love n shit, that they let their 30 yr old neckbeard failures decay in their basement, while they make the dad, or herself work for him?

im pretty certain mommies are real. mommies are nice user.

He probably did at first, but there is only so much a man can do before he would get tired of carrying Jonah's lard ass

Why are you trying to learn about human relationships from autistic people?

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He really had, and still mostly has, the exactly right combination of masculine enough facial features and boyish softness. He'd never cut it as a male model because his angles aren't that sharp or pronounced, but he also isn't so soft that he looks like an overgrown 15 year old

No!
It smells like pussy and ass and feet!

God, seeing autists grow up is hilarious.

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im also autistic. you dont sound autistic.

so does my mom really love me?

That was the greatest acting I've ever seen

If she didn't, you wouldn't need to ask.

RICK FUCKING DALTON!

You cant almost hear Eletric Feel in the background.

I’m glad this board is turning against retarded boomer leo. I couldn’t fucking stand all the /ourguy/ threads. Leo is fucking retarded boomer chad, he isn’t like us in the slightest.

>the ugly one didn't even bother to dress his ugly kids in pajamas with the rest of the family
fucking kek

If your mom loved you, why does she not have sex with you?

People have sex when they are in love

This is an underrated post.

Well, my mom didn't love me then, but my cousin sure did.

>Why don't more of them do this?

Most do

They just can't make the cut

They all DO do this.

Holy shit Leo's been crushing it for 23 years absolute ledg

Lmao definitely not in the US

If I was in Leo's shoes I'd probably do the same things he does but not as well. Probably a rad dude to be friends with.

It seems awesome to you because it’s out of your reach; like a child with a cookie jar. I love steak, but eating steak everyday would get old. Imagine being surrounded by people that don’t care about you and being unable to find a meaningful relationship with anyone. This guy gets it.Men are just as bad nowadays. Especially guys attractive guys that have nothing going for them except their looks. I will admit that there are less interesting women than men, but that’s just because even the ugliest girl in the world is given undeserved attention just for being a woman.

No shit most people are retarded, but men are not fucking stupid on the whole and can actually think about something beyond material. This is a universal constant, it's why all the famous scientists, inventors, artists, etc. are men. Women lack that ability to derive something and create it.

I would probably hide inside like dennis hopper and do a lot of drugs and play music all the time. Buy your own gym and music room and occasional invite hot vapid women over to fuck. I don’t blame him at all for not committing though. Especially in the metoo age.

THe more the women in the pic, the gayer.