I have never had sex

It’s a meta thread you stupid cretin

I'm white.

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I’ve slept with 14 girls.

>Had one opportunity to have sex like 5 years ago
>Couldn't get an erection
Just end me bros

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>tfw 29 and never touched boobs or kissed a girl

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I know a guy who has had sex but he's actually just as depressed as me. He tells me he wish he hadn't fucked some random slut. we both long for a qt that we can have a meaningful relationship.

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Have sex.

Greetings my fellow Chad

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>we both long for a qt that we can have a meaningful relationship.
M-maybe you could with each other

Sounds like your a pair of fags.

momhugs dont count and who kisses their mom on the lips?

I got some blowjobs at massage parlours and had sex with a prostitute

Hello me

29 here too,i touched boobs and massaged womens feet,but only with prostitutes

No that hard my dude you put pener into bagina and then pee.

Is that guy literally me?

I’ve lost count of how many pusys I’ve been in, but it’s more than 40. However, I’m dead inside so it makes no difference.

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I only massaged my sisters feet and she has really cute feet

I had sex with multiple underaged girls (was 20 and they where 13/14).

fuck are you me?

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Maybe that’s where you went wrong.

same but recently a massage parlour girl fucked me, took me by surprise

Fuck off Saudi Arabia

good for you bro!I also massaged my sisters feet hehehe,it seems we are not that bad of after all :D

>I’m dead inside

What makes you say that?

Quasi-chad here.

Sex isn’t super enjoyable. It’s balancing on the razor edge of not being able to get hard and cumming too quickly.

Blowjobs are much better

Reported to FBI

I want to get ass fucked by a thic latina tranny with a huge cock.
Am i gay?

have sex

haha I got that sex. it was hot and wet. I sex hard with this girl. It smelled like pennies in milk haha

I'm a Chad

I am German I look very young (baby face) but am handsome, so chicks belive i am 15.

>bumped into girl I used to work with the other day and briefly chatted to her before I had to rush to work
>today she liked all the pics of my night out with friends on friday

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I'm a virgin and I only want to watch porn instead of finding a girl
porn is so much better

BASED

lmao pathetic

imagine kissing your mom deeply and passionately haha while groping her titts
lmao that would be crazy

I just turned 24 and I've never even approached a girl, let alone got to the stage where one let's you shove your dick in them. I genuinely don't understand how people do it.

I'm autistic btw

Lack of meaningful relationships is bad for the mind, user. Get married and have white babies so you don’t wind up like me.

>Using facebook
>Talking to girls
>Friends
>Nights out
GTFO

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You'd be pan sexual actually.

whats the best part about tenty nine year olds

>that spoiler

it literally goes without saying

Get a prostitute, they will teach you.

Same

>I'm autistic btw
you dont have to clarify that here, its taken for granted

>I just turned 24 and I've never even approached a girl
I'm 29 and never approached a girl
you are me from the past, dont end up like me