Good afternoon, Yea Forums

Fake numbers, if you actually believe this you’re a legit slapdick

so capeshit will never die, are you proud of yourself?

>$900 million
>zero positive word of mouth

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So how long until it reaches one billion?

Captain Toecheese

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It will receive a boost from Endgame coming out too.

i feel so bad for the girl on the right
i would take her home and nibble on her tummy until she felt better

also, fuck you /pol
btfo again

So why did a movie such as this one succeed while one such as solo failed? Have people just grown addicted to the yearly marvel capeflick?

>t. 4evralone footfag dying in a single room studio

Blue Kree are literally the white people of the Kree though

>Disney just won't stop buying out theatres guys I swear!

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Yeah, put your word of mouth in the bank along with Shamwow.

ok
now tell me the real box office numbers

The Last Jedi poisoned the Star Wars brand.

>So why did a movie such as this one succeed while one such as solo failed?
Everyone knows at this point that you have to watch all of the MCU movies to be able to follow everything in the Avengers movies. In regards to Solo, it was a stand-alone movie that didn't tie in to the new trilogy, so there was not as much motivation to see it.

I really liked Solo. The only thing I disliked about it was the lighting in about 20% of the film and how they had to explain every detail from the original trilogy for example the name Solo and how he got Millenium Falcon etc.

This is it Yea Forums

This is your last chance to say it won't make a billion

but I made 750 youtube videos and 1500 4channel threads about brie larson's feet. how can this happen??

>>Disney just won't stop buying out theatres guys I swear!

That is an actual business tactic, but it's not illegal. When they say they made this much money in ticket sales, they are not lying despite very likely buying a lot of the tickets themselves.

Proof?

>this is definitely happening
>even though we have zero proof of it
Theaters would be going apeshit if they consistently had sold out showings with zero people in them.

>"it will bomb"
>doesn't bom
>"2nd week drop off"
>climbs even higher
>"3rd week drop off for sure, everyone has already seen it"
>close to $1B
>"it won't go any higher!"
do you know what the definition of insanity is?

But do the average movie goer even care about such a thing?

>Blue Kree are literally the white people of the Kree though
I thought that was another thing that was interesting. Typically when you see an alien planet where white people are not in charge, it's a homogenous society with all people the same color.

We have that picture of tweets from before the movie was playing

Why? They got the money and they dont even have to clean shit up.

See you when Episode IX makes 2 billion

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Never been into asians but these girls are very attractive. Who are they and where are they from?

Most people just want to be entertained in that exact moment and don't geek out over the tiny details, so no.

because movie theaters are actually concession stand businesses

Thanks retard, it’s 10 AM

>That is an actual business tactic
I'm sure Disney bought all the theaters for Solo too. Oh wait.

I feel confident that it won't make 2 billion.

>They got the money
That's not how it works. They make the vast vast majority of their money off of food sales. Not tickets. In fact, the REAL shitty business practice of Disney is to demand 100% of ticket sales or risk losing access. There's real shit to criticize Disney for, I'm not sure why you guys need to make up conspiracies.

Based. You were wrong again, Yea Forums. But then again, I'm not surprised. You were guys were wrong about WW, BP, and GO, too. Why does anyone take you faggots seriously? You're wrong about everything. Diversity and feminism sells. And that's a good thing.

TV is always wrong. When will you incels just accept it get on the right side of history?

>RT changed how it's site works and nuked itself in the eyes of normalfags
>youtube and google openly admitting they changed algorithms to drown out criticism and push positive ones
>charity and "free" college tickets giveaways
>"we did it guys, we beat the nazi incels by making disney millions of dollars and introducing MGS 2 tier nightmare fuel media manipulation systems"
Good job.

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I don't think it counts as a win and being on the 'right side' if you have to cheat and lie

You felt confident Captain Marvel wouldn't make a billion and here we are

>user shows up before movie starts
>takes a picture before people show up
>IT'S PROOF, YOU GUYS!
God you people are stupid.

>and here we are
a million fraudulent ticket sales later

wasn't as important to them

COPE

Why? Didn't they need to rehabilitate after TLJ? And what about A Wrinkle in Time. Not only was it getting feminist praise (still does) it also has race mixing. Are you saying their feminist, race-mixing agenda isn't important to them? If so, then why was Captain Marvel important?

likely either next Sunday (3/31) or in the weekdays just after

>If so, then why was Captain Marvel important?
all the 'trolls' that were attacking it leading up to it. I think you have forgotten how dismal things were looking for this movie going into it. They needed to send a message.

fpbp

I love watching fa/tv/irgins get BTFO

Get out of your echo chamber.

Left one is tzuyu(taiwanese), right one is sana(japanese) from the south korean girl group twice. Twice does alot of variety shows and its absolute kino to watch. Just avoid the kpop fans because most are just cringe faggots.
I rip their vlive videos with a python script and store them on my phone to watch when I cant sleep or feel depressed. Its comfy. Pic related is mina from the same girl group.

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Go dilate your hatchet wound.

"shatters" more likely crawls past it.

So you think it will come to a complete stop? Next week it will reach 1 billion.

>Quiet all week.
>Regain smugness when it happens.
Buncha lamers.

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