why would you ever leave the holodeck?
Why would you ever leave the holodeck?
Jack Adams
Chase Rodriguez
Computer, simulate a circle of Beverley crusher copies 2.5 meters above myself with their backsides towards me. Have a concrete wall encircle me just within their perimeter. Give all copies of Beverly diarrhea with unlimited volume.
Disable safety protocols.
Hunter Carter
Blake Powell
Computer, load simulation "Angry, horny Worf with 12" cock v. 3.0.1". Now edit refractory period from 0.9 to 0.5 and increase ejaculate volume from 7.5 up to 10. Save program and launch 5 instances of it.
Disable safety protocols
Elijah Barnes
Computer, load simulation "Japanese soapland dream" but replace all girls with copies of Wesley crusher as seen in season one. Set soundtrack to Michael Jackson's greatest hits.
Jayden Richardson
And the safety protocols, user?
Jaxon Anderson
>computer, load a 18th century guillotine
>c-computer.. remove all safety pro-protocols
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Colton Bennett
>why would you ever leave the holodeck?
To mop out the dried and crusty ejaculate.
Juan Wilson
Bodily fluids should be converted back to energy.
Ryder Bailey
because on a starship all holodeck records are publicly accessible
>tfw the entire crew will know about your Klingon femdom fetish
Mason Green
Only to shitpost on Yea Forums
Cameron Morris
computer, load up celery man
Brandon Powell
user, open the holodeck door. We miss you.
Jackson Smith
John Hill
>A world with no POC's or Jews
>New GF every day
>Feels exactly the same as the real world
The only problem I'd have is not having real kids.
Chase Kelly
Computer give gf
Elijah Stewart
Jeremiah Hill
Computer, load a model of Beverly Crusher. Simulate her appearance at age 12. Set size factor to 5 and analyze the composition of her last bowel movement. Remove clothes. Position her anus over my current position. Disable safety protocols
Jace Gonzalez
It's amazing how holodeck fags refuse to acknowledge that the Galaxy Class starship is self-cleaning, as stated in canon.
Lincoln Turner
Prove anyone ever has.
Dominic Russell
Because you'd eventually go insane in there and someone would have to drag you out.
Michael Perry
I'm Section 31 and this is deep.
Chase Morgan
why? do you think you'd be able to tell the difference in a immersive enough simulation? maybe you're in one now?
Eli Bailey
if a holodeck like the one in Star Trek existed, it would be heavily regulated because everyone would want as much time as possible in there and they could go insane if they miss someone and could make that person real in there
Julian Fisher
and here I thought the future was an ideal dystopia
Josiah Richardson
They can be real to you, like that one DS9 ep where a guy was living alone on a planet with a holodeck town and had many generations of children
Ryder Walker
Imagine anyone saying that to you haha
Thomas Nelson