Morning user, you feeling ok, you look a little down today?

Here user, I saved the best bucket for you in your time of need. I got your back dawg.

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>Robert? I thought they fired you? Anyways you can go home now, I'll take over your shift.

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HELP ME, I'VE BEEN STUCK IN HER FOR 3 DAYS!! ANGRY NO NECK FAT ALITA FANS HAVE BEEN CAMPING OUT IN THE MENS BATHROOMS AND THEY WON'T LET ME USE IT, I CAN'T GO OUT THE FRONT BECAUSE SOME AUTISTIC SHAZAM FANS ARE HOLDING BIBLES AND BUCKETS OF ACID TO THROW AT ME

SOME ONE HELP ME!! HERE'S MY MAP

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Yeah you could say that Robert. If I don't start a family soon I'm going to kill myself.

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I'm hungover, Robert. Don't fucking guilt trip me.

Nah I feel great, Robbie. Some 18 year old slut let me cum in her mouth yesterday. You were right, I just had to be myself

>your seat
>not in singles

ROBERT! My office, now! What's this I've been hearing about; admitting a single despite our no singles policy? Explain yourself.

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just give me my popcorn nigger

Oh fuck, it’s Robert’s Boss

meh, i'm alright Rob. I just got a defective laptop from a Dell marketplace, and I hope they don't charge for a restocking fee. Could I get another bucket of popcorn? Thanks for waiving the singles policy man.

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I'm gonna have to ask you to leave buddy

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*ahem*
I'll have three large popcorn buckets, 4 crab leg trays, thirty green gummy worms, one live fish, and a direct pipeline to the butter vault, please. Also, I would like my typical sampler tray of extra large ice-ees and some of your finest cheese sauce mixed in with each drink. Here is my frequent viewer coupon, with the attached singles fee along with a seventy eight dollar tip for my favorite kinoplex kino purveyor. Please put my falcon in the pet lodgings, as he has been afflicted with diarrhea. I'm afraid I won't be able to fulfill my duties as designated shooter due to forgetting my assault rifle, so take away the shooter badge. Take my number as well, and give it to any of the fine kino lasses frequenting this spectacular establishment.
Thank you Robert, enjoy your movie

Well Robert as you can tell from the 1:30 showtimes I've been going to lately, I'm unemployed and sleeping through every morning has become impossible to stop

>morning
does the kinoplex operate 24/7?

Robert... I've just been thinking about some shit lately, you know?

It just never seems to go right for me. I got a new job, doing the shit I love, but I keep coming back here fucking it all up for myself instead of working.

I'm worried that being a NEET is just... in me, you know? Not a life that I fell into but what I was always destined to be. And it doesn't feel good.

I mean, look at you Robert. You literally have it all. You are no ones parasite. You come here and work for 'the man', but you do it proudly. You contribute.

How do you do it man? I wish I could be more like you, and less like me.

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The kinoplex is always open for you user.

I look down?

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>DAMMIT ROBERT I'VE GOT THE KA BREATHING UP MY ASS

dont be mean to robert.

Talk shit get hit fucko

can i get a ticket for battle angel, please?

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have sex

Robert, I just can't win on Reddit. How can I go along with them on topics? Especially politics. Every time I disagree I get downvoted and receive the most absurd accusations. Sometimes I look at the best posts, and they're so simple. They break down ideologies into easily digestible statements. A gem like "War is bad." gets +32,234 points and 400 nested replies. Really? And if you disagree too much, the moderation team removes your comments. If you make your own community on this website about building your own communities, the staff will remove it. How the hell can you share ideas at a place like this?

R-Robert? Are you still listening? I don't want popcorn right now! F-fine, just give me a ticket for Shazam. No singles? But I have legal tender! My money should be good here.

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You're the nigger, Robert is an honorary European and you fucking know it.

Damn, not a single one of them hoes are hot
Feels good being incel

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Imagine the smell.

user, you have to let go. The mass shooting was 5 years ago, and it wasn't your fault.

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Can I tell you a secret Robert.
I hate Captain Marvel.
I hope thats okay with you.

I’m doing fine Robert, it’s just MY PENIS WONT STOP GETTING HARD WHEN I LOOK AT LITTLE GIRLS, Robert I don’t know what the fucj is wrong with me like there little gentle pale bodies just liven me up Robby, you get it right. You have a daughter right Robert I remember her coming in for being your kid to work day, she liked alita right? What a precious girl with beautiful black braided hair OH GOD IM GETTING HARD AGAIN ROBBY, JUST GIVE ME THE CRAB LEGS WITH BUTTER AND MY BRISK PLEASE OH GOD TOBERT JUST GIVE ME MY TICKET TO SHAZAM.

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i keep failing to get my dick hard when im with this perfect girl and i know i have like one or two more chances before im fucked forever

Just get me the crab legs Robert...
*grabs wrist*
Leave the bucket...

What the fuck is your problem?

Would unironically punch you if I was standing in that line too.

I knew this feel. The best way to fix it is cut ties with every distraction unless you are dead tired or literally have nothing else to do. Life is pretty boring like that but after a while you don't even mind, simply working keeps yourself entertained. I went from full neet after my collegue dropout to a cop in two years. Now I only touch Yea Forums whenever I have a big, big break and nothing else to do, same with vidya and even anime beyond maybe one chapter every two days.
Still no gf tho. One of these days.

Is it possible to force someone to love you? I want to know how it feels to have someone care about me.

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just go for someone under your league. But the you will have to force yourself to love her. You lose either way.

>telling a kinosauleum employee to enjoy his movie
Is this the y-you too of kinoplex?

ROBERT IS STILL ALIVE IN MY HEART

>Is it possible to force someone to love you
no, thats not love

>...

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based

nope free will and all that

trips for a gf

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