what are your top 3 horror films Yea Forums?
>cute coworker says she likes horror films
>told her i'd share some from my movie collection on a memory stick
>going to give Alien, the Shining and Perfect Blue (considering removing this one, given the subject matter)
what else can i share?
my top 3 horror films:
>Alien
>Scream
>the shining
if i liked the coworker, romantically, is sharing movies this way too needy?
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>Alien
>Silence of the Lambs
>scream in top 3 horror
yikes
Does she like anime and stuff like that? Because if you give her Perfect Blue, she may think you're a supreme gaylord
>handing out illegal stuff for faked appreciation
haha okay man lmao
Damn, now it does seem weird. Wouldn't you share things with your friends though?
;_;
Doubt she is into anime. She probably already does think I'm a gaylord tbqh
>Alien
>The Shining
>The Exorcist
It's a boring standard list but they're great and I love them.
I think that Perfect Blue is one of those movies that you already need to like anime to watch. If she already thinks you're a gaylord, then try not to continue her thinking that.
>Not providing your top 3
I would recommend American Psycho, though that may make her think you're like Bateman, so
stop thinking about scary movie, scream is kino
Thanks
She doesn't think I'm gay, but close, doubt she'd consider me as a friend even
Is silence of the lambs considered a horror movie?
>yikes
yikes
>Kino
Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979)
Martyrs (2008)
The New York Ripper (1982)
V/H/S (2012)
Orphan (2009)
Hereditary (2018)
>Fun schlock
The Green Inferno (2013)
Devil (2010)
The Ruins (2008)
Wish Upon (2017)
Sinister (2012)
If you wish to appear more cultured and sophisticated than you are, add the 1963 version of The Haunting.
Black and white horror kino of the highest order.
Thanks for the suggestions
>Tenebrae
>The Masque of the Red Death
>¿Quién puede matar a un niño?
Alien, Possession and The Blair Witch Project.
>>yikes
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zoinks
Came to post this. No girl is going to dig your creepy stalker cartoon without prior knowledge
> John Carpenter's The Thing
> Jaws
> Alien
Bullshit, it can be enjoyed by people that aren't into anime at all since it has none of the usual faggotry the shit ones are known for and is just a great movie in general.
Audition
Carnival Of Souls
Carrie
The House On Sorority Row
Rosemary's Baby
it depends on who you ask. it is often considered a "psychological thriller", for whatever reason. some people tend to reserve the horror label for stories that deal with the supernatural. different people use different criteria, it can pretty much go either way
nice taste user
>The Shining
>Halloween
>The Blair Witch Project
>Antichrist
>Rosemary's Baby
>Alien
Why is Yea Forums taste the same effeminate non scary garbage? It it because of the Tumblr migration?
>Videodrome
>The Shining
>Zombi 2
had to watch Videodrome on a date once, after she demanded I show her my favorite film of all time (which it is). afterwords i realize it made me come across as a complete sick fuck and we didn't go on many dates afterwords
>Rosemary's Baby
I would think that this film would resonate way more with a gril than a guy.
That and The Grudge 2 (worst corean version).
Watched it with 2 gril flatmates in the flat but I was knackered and fell asleep before it even started.
They woke me up after rummaging around after the film ended and they both look majorly fucking disturbed.
I think there's a scene where a baby is cut out of a pregnant woman or something.
Either way, probs not the best film to show to a girl.
>The Blair Witch Project
this is one of the worst films in existence. Alien are Possession are kino. Idk how someone can fuck up so bad and have BWP in their top 3
>it has none of the usual faggotry the shit ones are known for
>contains hallucinations and fantastical elements
don't listen to these anime queers who ALWAYS try to big up their works by distancing them from the genre they belong in.
>"it's not like other anime i swear!"
fuck off
Sinister
>Possession are kino
lets have two unbearable people scream at eachother for 2 hours and include weird monster sex scenes
>so kino, so provocative
BASED
>hating on BWP
Stop being a faggot.
>hallucinations and fantastical elements
>faggotry anime's known for
First of all, you don't know shit and you should fuck off. Second of all, Perfect Blue is surrealistic in nature, as is Kon's work in general, and you're a fucking moron.
If you actually like the coworker and think that you have a shot, do not give her a "memory stick" of some classic films to show her how dope your taste is. For all you know (correct me if I'm wrong) she could like bullshit like The Conjuring and Insidious or she could be into The Innocents and Bava and could think you're a massive pleb. Try talking to her more, go on a date, and if it goes well then suggest watching a movie together some time
>cute coworker says she likes horror films
>going to give Alien, the Shining
Either she's lying and doesn't like horror films, or you're giving her at least two movies she's already seen.
What are good horror films in your opinion?
Most of those in the "vintage-onions" are thrillers though
Not him, but dumbing down a movie doesn't make you smart nor does it nullify its values. It only makes you look like a moron. Just because that user is a retard, doesn't mean you have to be one like him, so just don't.
Don't be stupid. Instead of giving her copies of films to watch, invite her over to your place and watch a film with her. Then, you will have an opportunity to make her a faceless fuckhole, which is clearly what she is looking for. Or are you autistic?
ITT: we name horror kinos that are safe from the chart
>Black Sunday
>Carrie
>The Descent
>The Haunting
>Suspiria
Extremely redpilled
Why would you share 3 of the most mainstream horror movies to somebody who is a fan of horror on a memory stick of all things you fucking sperg? I bet she can’t wait to plug in the usb stick to her laptop, sit hunched over with earbuds while watching uncomfortably 3 movies she has likely seen or heard about a great deal, but only after she has figured out how to make whatever format you’ve given to her works. A usb stick? lol, make sure she doesn’t see your 10 year old Velcro wallet or your cool light up shoes.
>do not give her a "memory stick"
I already told her I would, should I pretend that I forgot?
I don't have the balls to ask her on a date, she has many Chad male friends, I can't compete with that
>acting like anime isn't known for always having some surrealist/fantastical/supernatural shit
anime directors literally cant help themselves from including that shit.
literally name two realist anime films
Fuck what everyone told you ITT and just go with your gut. Don't be a bitch.
What did she say some of her favorite horror movies were? Because you are giving her some slow paced stuff that probably wouldn’t work for most people
two basedguments in one post, consider yourself outed
Look here bud, V/H/S 2 is the greatest horror movie of all time
>conflating brief description with dumbing down
im not gonna write you a thesis on why that movie is bad. but i genuinely do think its one of the most overrated films of all time. overdramatised and edgy garbage
Name literally one horror movie you like.
>faceless fuckhole
This is correct. Could you please post a photo of this idiot and from there I will be able to tell you exactly which movie to watch with her and which of her holes you should fuck.
>Perfect Blue is surrealistic in nature, as is Kon's work in general
So some faggy anime shit, got you
Why even bother then? There is absolutely no value in interacting with this faceless fuckhole at all. What kind of outcome are you hoping for? Spastic.
Again, you've completely missed the point with the "usual anime faggotry" part of my post.
>brief description
Don't play the fool now.
>I'm not gonna write you a thesis
Nobody said you needed to, but giving an actual argument as to why you think something is bad over making strawmans is preferable, though judging by how the height of your critical thinking is speaking in buzzwords, I sincerely doubt you're able to make a single coherent one.
If she brings it up, use it as an opportunity to gauge her taste more, maybe then you could engage in a conversation instead of just hopelessly speculating. If you think you can't compete, then you've already lost. If you are down on yourself she's not gonna be into you. You don't have to ask her on a date tomorrow, but at least make her like you a little bit before giving her your usb or whatever
usual anime faggotry = supernatural fantastical shit
can you grasp that?
>giving an actual argument
the characters scream at each other constantly as a cheap way to induce drama and the edgy subject matter of giving birth to alien babies and fucking quid monsters is an argument as to why the film is bad
try actually saying something productive instead of essentialy just saying "lol no"
Here's what you do OP,
Transfer 3 horror films created in the 1920s so that she knows youre true kino
transfer a single dick pic, taken in day light so as to not be creepy
then wait
Dawn of the Dead
Event Horizon
Cabin in the Woods
good idea, but too late for that, see and yes, i am autistic
we discussed horror movies, she hasn't seen the ones i posted
damn, this hurts
;_;
Everyone who likes horror films has already seen Alien and The Shining
maybe i will
she might be a pleb, she thought the wailing and i saw the devil were japanese films
some of her favorites were the first row of this list
Alien = sci-fi, arguably sci-fi horror, but not true horror
t. big fan of the film
m-maybe making a friend? a female friend that can introduce me to other grills
you are a retard gorilla
>likes horror movies
>hasnt seen the shining or alien
are you sure her favourite horror movies arent like, the truman show or something
1. Jaws
2. Night of the Living Dead '68
3. Deep Red
>Alien
>The Thing
>[rec]
I was going to say original Dawn of the Dead but I like it for its comfiness rather than it's horror.
Can't do that with the pic