MONER KINO INCOMING!
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1. longoria smashed full force into the wall
2. movie looks good
3. i want to inseminate moner
moar liek boner kino amirite?
>A 17 year old girl, is NEVER in her prime. Im in my prime! Test your strength out on me!
>1. longoria smashed full force into the wall
You weren't kidding, holy shit.
Pierce Brosnan must like her
>mfw watching the trailer
This rapes tomb raider and captain marvel
Did someone say Monerkino?
I don't need to see the movie now that I've seen the trailer. Thanks idiots.
What a mongoloid
I think you've missed the point. Also I think you have the gay
Holy shit who's the hot chick.
Is it normal for security guards to search children's backpacks on entering a school? That's depressing as hell America.
fucking pluto
Only in the ghetto.
Also have fast food places with glass at the counter like its a fucking bank
fuck off commie, freedom comes at a price
Where's Swiper?
That's what she said, but in a different order
That's the dora chick from the movie, stop being a fucking cock tease and do a fella a solid. FFS I hate this website.
Isn't it strange that the only times you see that is when you are in areas with a high concentration of melanin-enriched individuals? I wonder why that is.
in the beaner parts of LA, absolutely.
>the architect took a side project and turned the Longoria in to mommy.
Why Is this mans plan so perfect.
It seems to be channeling Jumanji quite a bit. Think it's going to be quite the hit with the target audience of teens.
>mfw I just thought about all the forever alone neckbeards who are gonna go see this alone and get laughed at by people at the theater and probably have the cops called on them because parents are gonna think they're there to perv on kids
Wash your penis and get a gf who will go with you or end up locked up forever abnormie buckos.
Fine fuck you I'm out. I've literally had enough I hope you're fucking happy. Can't ANSWER A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESITON FUCJ YTOIY
We trult dont deserve him. This man isn't an architect, he is a modern day renaissance artist.
looks terrible
skip
WHO WAS LAUGHING? GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!
LOOK AWAY YOU SICK FUCKS, SHE IS ONLY 17!
ghey
daily reminder that Moner is a slut who caused the former Diego actor being replaced
>americans will unironically tell you she isn't ready for your seed
look at the size of her legs and the way she's running on the backshot
male stunt double?
Looks like a tree they used in Predator.
I'm personally calling security on every neckbeard that shows up alone to it at my theater and telling them they were trying to go after kids even if they didn't. They need to be in jail anyway and I'm sick of smelling them when they come up for their ten popcorn refills at every capeshit movie.
Probably. And that's a good thing. If anything should happen to Moner it would be a catastrophic loss for mankind
Legal in New York bb.
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can you start doing it to the freaks who unironically pay to watch capeshit in general though?
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!
based perro
My pee pee just twitched. Am I going to jail?
A SMILE! I SAW A SMILE! GET THE FUCKING ROPE!
girafa is going to come get you
Shuttup popcorn jockey I wash my penis every day
We truly don’t, di Vinci created the virtruvian man, the architect creates the virtuvain mommy.
I wish.
Enjoy prison. You'll be washing lots of penises there.
HAHA! Sixteen is legal where I live!
I would Dora her Explorer if you catch my meaning
HANG THAT LITTLE CUNT. SO SAYS LORD LESBIUS PRIMUS!
DORA A CUTE
Her voice is very feminine in this role I don't think roasties can handle it.
What is everyone's obsession with this bug eyed cunt?
KEK
Roastie detected
>56%
my ass
more like 5%
I would explore Dora’s cave if you get what I’m saying.
Lol
>watching movies in public
Ask your dick, should you have one. He has all the answers.
Alright, I'm off to bed. Been Monerposting since the trailer dropped like 7 hours ago.
Remember what Dora says, everyone
White schools don't have metal detectors at the entrance
You can also go to a McDonald's in a white suburban area and not have to receive your food in a bulletproof lazy susan.
Why would they have a stunt double for someone running on greenscreen? do you mean that she's too weak to run 2 meters or that the director thinks she's retarded and might bump on the greenwall then be ded?
Why is 90% of the cast mutts? Is that really how modern America looks like?
There was probably a jump to padding below
In East LA, yeah.
Looks ,dare I say, CUTE
>tfw live in the UK
>tfw age of consent is 16
Me: on the left
Those are called doe eyes, best kind of eyes
>male stunt double?
Yes.
Based britbong know when the grill is in her prime.
DORA THE EXPLORER, BITCH LOOK GOOD FOR A 4 YEAR OLD
Is isabel moner the inspiration for pic related
you have no idea how bad things are here
did they fug?
based and knotpilled
>tfw Moner probably already had a penis inside of her
Don't want her anymore now...
Thoughts on the dislikes ?
That's not at all what the law says dum-dum.
I thought they weren't going to sexualize her based on most of the promo material but after watching that trailer they definitely aren't pulling any punches. Absolutely based jews in Hollywood.
angry post-wall roasties
honk honk
the dislikes are the general hate for cash grabs, and being worn out with them, Yea Forums would usually add to the ratio but in this case its cunny.
Imagine motorboating that ass.
Who caaaaares
pretty kino
All this age of consent talk on this site, meanwhile nobody is able to score ever. What's the fucking point of bringing it up if everyone here is a virgin ?
shut. the FUCK. up.
Never seen her in anything, don't even know what she sounds like but i'll pop into for Monerposting --regards,
I don't know what to make of this trailer lmao
The humor and dialogue seem really awkward
Also when she pulls out that huge knife is it implying she would have tried to murder the fuck out of all those dudes? And where is Swiper?
>American shcools have security guards at the gate
>its so common they just put it in a film like its normal.
I understand why the Diego's actor did her, multiple times
Live action El Dorado adaptation with me as the horse please
>That projecting and insecurity
>Inplying i wont gonna watch in the total confort of my home
Stay mad cucks
>ghetto schools with minorities full of security and metal detectors
>meanwhile the schools with crazy white kids that do go on shooting sprees are much more relaxed
Really makes you think
DAUYMN DORA LOOK LIKE THAT
BITCH FINE YO
ghetto schools have a higher rate of violence
I'm going to jerk off in the theater and no one can stop me.
>LE PROJECTING YOU ARE INSECURE REEEEEEE
>But I'm gonna watch it at home alone in my third world shithole as evidenced by my awful grip on the English language meaning everything you said was right and I'm a disgusting brown permavirgin loser volcel pussy faggot cuck
LEL STAY MAD AS FUCK ABNORMIE
I got in troble for this alreddy during the spy kid 3d so I am watchings at my home in confort fuck normie shit theatre stupids
You seem angry.
>Some pedo producer looked at this and decided make it into a film
>pedo
>grown woman
>NO U ;_;
LEL
She was nine years old when that picture was taken you boxxy cancer. I'm calling INTERPOL as we speak.
looks like shit
she looks like a guy
>nine years old
>pedo
I SAW HAPPY EYES. FETCH ME THE GUILLOTINE
sniff
>only in the ghetto
but school shootings only happen at white schools...
if she 9 im 9
>ywn be a Conquistador being praised as a god by peruvian qts
But it's white incels who shoot up shcools
>>meanwhile the schools with crazy white kids that do go on shooting sprees are much more relaxed
how often do you see a report on shootings at negro schools?
never, because that isn't news. its only news when it happens to white people.
No, those are the only ones that get media coverage you stupid third world niggers. No one gives a fuck when you brown people kill eachother. There was like 160 shootings at nigger schools in Chicago last year. The difference is no one gives a fuck.
she looks fuckin 35
Sad but true.
Wait, I meant HILARIOUS but true.
>all these faggots drooling on their computer over an average looking teenager
this is really pathetic. I'm not saying she's ugly or unattractive, but she's nothing to write home about. if she wasn't in tv, nobody would give her a second glance
I would fuck her, if you catch my drift.
t. roastie
formerly jailbait
I don't get it
can you elaborate?
This
Was this really necessary?
She's really beautiful, you jealous stank pussy roastie.
I really have never seen a face as beautiful as hers. Might be makeup and filters, but she has something in her face I can't explain that makes her really attractive.
I haven't seen a pic where she looks bad.
Spot the downie and win a proze!
you just KNOW
typical white american
I expected something a bit more grounded
Hold on...
Me behind and to the left of her
If she were a white girl she'd look 75.
What is bothering the fat feminists is that she is not fat and ugly as themselves.
>Putting pussy on the pedestal
Yeah I'm pretty sure she's already been fucked half to death by a bunch of sleazy old men. Poor girl. I wouldn't sexualize or idolize these people so much, they basically roll around in jizz and splattered cockroaches.
Also yes I think she's genuinely beautiful, but she's in the wrong business.
Exactly.
>yfw that horse is that greasy long-hair gamestore owner running D&D sessions on the side
desu looks based
>Eva Longoria is mommy now
Looks like certified kino and the first of many oscars for our girl
>She's really beautiful
there are more attractive girls in the Yea Forums FB threads
there wouldn't a film if it wasn't for my chesty girl ariel.
WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES
KEK
God bless, user.
WebMs coming in.
imagine the smell
Weird weird WEIRD small baby face but sooooo so so so sooooo hot da Pucci owwwwww latinA mamacita lemme get a whiff of that senorita cappuccino ooof Oooof OOOOFF OWWWWWW MAAAMMMAAA
Do you think she kept the wig?
Isn't her 10 minutes are over?
I want to explore HER dora if you catch my drift
>guatemalans will unironically tell you she isn't ready for your sneed
This but unironically
God help me now I need to FUCK Dora.
i hope she does more action movies
this ugly mutt belongs in a favela
how can she have such perfect tits in a kids movie? like, i dunno guys, thats obviously not a little kid. thats a woman in her sexual prime
gonna be hilarious how many pathetic old white males show up without kids to watch this
>moner
>cunny
>having sex with grimace
Nah.
luckily I can bring my little sisters as an excuse
Yeah, staged ass shots are disgusting.
Or what you were on about?
>it's not a porn edit
Wtf did I just read
Sicario 3: Day I jerked my soldado
>school security with bag checks and metal detectors
The absolute state of the United States of America.
I have nieces
Gib qt brown gf
lmao, fuck marky mark
this makes my pee pee feel funny
lmao, Americans really be like that?
40 year old high school students
>white males
>males
Who uses "males" in a sentence instead of dudes or something similar? Sounds really weird
I think this is the last of what I'll WebM. If anyone has any requests let me know.
>backpack is just a backpack
Disappointing
no one fucking cares what you are watching. literally no one.
More like Boner
>moaner kino
Haha
where are her eyes?
Here
i though that freak had four eyebrows
You don't see a lot of women laugh right?
POST MORE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
what. the. fuck. who's the target demographic for this flick? this is fucking insane nobody but neck beards are watching this
do you?
Yeah. My colleagues, my gf, my sisters...
we need to OP scene
Can you do a webm looping the second half? Asking for a friend.
Like which scenes? I think I hit all the good ones.
mui dik
>sexualizing dora the explorer
nobody asked for this cringe
Children and teens in the 10-14 range.
Here you go.
I did the OP scene here
We get it, you're a pedophile
>wanting to fuck someone who's less than two months from being 18 makes you a pedophile
Moralfags get out and also please kill yourselves
Whoops, less than 4* months. Still.
look at her bush, does it got hair?
In case you want it looping forwards and backwards.
Fun bonus: It kinda makes it look like the other girl is bowing down to her ass.
Doo doo doo doo deported
cute
WHO LAUGHED? BRING THE MALE TO ME
>slapstick comedy
>highschool story
>but in the jungle
That looks terrible. Watch Jumanji 2 instead.
Who is the target audience for this? Also Moner is cute almost like a real life anime girl but she isn't all that.
my god studio executives really are pedophiles and out of touch. who is this supposed to appeal to? nobody wants to see 30 year olds pretend to be in high school anymore
Huff huff
>Who is the target audience for this?
everyone. based Moner doesnt exclude anyone unlike Larson
my benis
Moner is 17.
did she poop in the jungle?
I'm trying to find a way to get her out of my head; any pic where she looks bad, and this is the closest. She looks almost normal'ish here.
never in my life i though i would masturbate on fucking Dora
>wanting to fuck 17 year olds
low test fags are the worst. no self respecting man would want to fuck immature and underdeveloped teens. i can tell none of you have grown out of adolescence because high school children are the most obnoxious beings on the planet
>low test fags are the worst.
if anything, wanting to fuck young, healthy, at the perfect age for s__, is considered high test.
If I'm 18 how is this wrong?
>low test fags are the worst. no self respecting man would want to fuck immature and underdeveloped teens. i can tell none of you have grown out of adolescence because high school children are the most obnoxious beings on the planet
that's why you kill them and bury them in a shallow grave when you're done fucking them
>where is the retarded girl ?
>did u find her ?
>yeaaah! u found her ! now unzip ur pants
Why the fuck would you care about their personality. It's not like you want an actual relationship with them. You just fuck em because they are tight.
>Diego is now a mulatto nigger with nigger haircut
Dropped
Another reverse looped WebM.
just stop replying to obvious trolls
you can spot the tranny raiders easy
>wanting to fuck someone by force and manipulation
this is why you're a low test incel. when you grow up, you will get out of this mentality
I’m looking forward to it
Yeah like tomb raider
I can't get her out of my head, bros. Life is fucking unfair.
Based. I followed the original thread until it died. Around the 35th episode
Male is supposed to apply to animals not men. I wonder if these numales are smart enough to know that or if they're just msm zombies. Pretty much calling you a nigger.
Eva! HOLY FUCK! Wall = SMASHED
younger in that photo :^)
Horrible
lel I fucking noticed the stunt double change right away
it's so fucking bad
Why are redditcucks itt?
>needing a stunt double to go into a fucking tree
>Yea Forums thinks that is her
This is actually terrifying if you imagine an old hag melting away from inner fear, and then you realize that's actually what was happening.
>come with me if you want to live
o....kkk
>incel
if anything I'm a volcel, been there and women and their bullshit aren't worth it. You're honestly better of fapping
black people, god forbid other "minority" take the spotlight
Is it edgy because she has a knoif that she hasn't binned?
i mean, how old is the show? considering when it aired, it's exactly what "fans" of it would want.
;_;
christ
saved for future wanks.
thank you user
>t. beady eye jew/slant eyed chink
Also big eyes are cute
She's 18 and has 16 acting credits.
If she keeps this up and not mangle her face with surgery she'd be the smartest girl in hollywood.
she looks 28 right there
This is what the US demography will look like in 2050...and it's BEAUTIFUL.
Here's why!
>2019 Ariel
>chesty
They all fuck up user
You just know every dried up harpy she runs into tells her she should get surgery.
its been changed to 15 now btw
>he thinks adult women are more mature
>tfw have young tomboy niece who's hugely into exploring, jungle set movies, archaeology, Indiana Jones adventures, and more
I'm safe.
>hugely into exploring
dicks?
No, actual exploring. Sort of. Camping, caves, that sort of thing.
>literal homosexual calling others "low-test"
>dont fuck young women or youre an incel
exactly
Impossible (((she))) cut it off
Why would anyone need to watch the movie since they have just seen the whole thing in the trailer... LMAO????
lmao my man thinks wanting to fuck leathery roasties makes him high T
how much for the sniff scope attachment?
Truly evil
>it actually looks dope
what the fuck?
>Falls like 10 meters
>Lands on rocky surface
>"I'm okay"
I can tolerate some stupid shit in movies, but this...
>basically tomb raider but good
i'm ok with this
>slides down
>knocks an old lady to the ground
>she breaks her hip and and to cancel her holiday
SO QUIRKY.
god i wish that were me
guh, the was more potential for comedy in this. Like it would have been funnier if her backpack got caught on something and that saved her, or maybe randomly there's a jumping castle down there i dunno. If she actually hit the ground from that height, she'd very likely brake something.
haha yeah what if she like ate something really spicy ahha and had to fartt a lot hahah like as a joke hahaha and like got really gassy haha and accidentally farted in her friends face hahaha that would be really funny
Just imagine being near her with a dog's sense of smell.
two things tho
first, how does she looks without all that makeup and fake lashes
second, feet
>those X legs
instant turnoff
youtube.com
The jump looks bad too. it's too obvious that she's being lifted. There's no spring in her step.
Of course women hate her.
Most women hate each other
someone please post her mega collection
>CGI
how fucking lazy can you get
I'm sad Grace didn't make me a father when I was in middle school or something. Her genes shouldn't go to waste.
It's incredulous white guys.
>PFF, Dora?! What will they make next? A Teletubbies movie? That's ridiculous, right guys? What? You didn't hear me? I SAID. WHAT WILL THEY MAKE NEXT? A TELE-.... Oh, you heard me? It's stupid, right?
if you wanna f dora you are a pedophile child molester
>we finally get a good tomb raider movie
>Anonymous 03/24/19(Sun)15:08:58 No.111877530(OP)
>if you wanna f dora you are a pedophile child molester
Shrill.
