Mommy turns 42 today! What's your favorite movie of hers?
Mommy turns 42 today! What's your favorite movie of hers?
Oliver Morales
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Josiah Butler
tonightsgirlfrield
Matthew Reyes
Jolene
Nathaniel Davis
If we're just ogling I think it has to be The Tree of Life. I swear she was never more sexy to me than in that.
John Clark
fucking who?
Mason Morgan
Aiden Young
Kevin Fisher
Noah Young
She was so ducking sexy in 0 dark 30
Benjamin Bennett
Grayson Clark
The Holy Trinity
Jack Cooper
Not bad, not bad. HOWEVER.
Julian Gutierrez
>perfect
>awful feet
>fat cow
Justin Cruz
MURPH NOOOOOOO
Jeremiah Scott
kek
Levi Howard
Jolene
Owen Wright
GOOD GOD HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS PIC BEFORE
Henry Butler
chastain is too much of a whore to be mummy
Kevin Ortiz
Amy Adams blows this dumb bitch out the water
Sebastian Martin
Ryder Gomez
FUCKING AGHHHHHH I’M SICK OF THE PAIN
Cameron Torres
favorite ginger
Carson Ross
THATS A COMPOSITE RIGHT
DID THEY ACTUALLY MEME SCHEDULE THEM ALL TOGETHER
OBJECTIFICATION 2BH
Julian Walker
Levi Nguyen
She was super cute in The Help alongside bryce dallas whatever her name is.
Jose Price
imagine the smell
Nathaniel Cox
I imagine the smell of a giant coil of copper wiring
Liam Bailey
>The Help
>also features the frog with red hair
Holy smoking toledos
Owen Walker
>Chastain,BDH, Frog Emma and racism against blacks
How did I for get about this film
Justin Rodriguez
She was the worst part of the movie.
Carson Ramirez
Tree of Life.
Alexander Hall
Lovable slightly dumb bimbos with hearts of gold is my fetish bruh
Josiah Fisher
How could a woman who looks like that end up a childless unmarried crazy cat lady?
Leo Adams
Bryce >Jessica (mask) Chastain
Ryder Ramirez
Tree of Life
Peak mommykino
Christopher Long
Her name is Bryce Salad Howard
Noah Stewart
did her husband fuck her for her birthday at least?
Aaron Hall
Cameron Robinson
>Coalburner leftist whore
What about no.
Brody Jenkins
She's married with a daughter.
Michael Perez
Connor Richardson
She adopted some mutt didnt she
Samuel Price
not bad... HOWEVER
Grayson Fisher
based and redpilled
Matthew Sullivan
Nathaniel Rivera
Alexander Mitchell
>me in the baby carrier
Nathaniel Bailey
Most impressive... HOWEVER
Zachary Powell
Josiah Thomas
right is so fucking ugly lmao
Nathan Adams
She's aunty. Mommy is BDH
Easton Ward
Isaac Smith
Ryan Ward
Ok Jenna.
Eli Moore
Kevin Morgan
Her name is Bryce Salad Howard.
Ryan Lopez
Incorrect. BDH is aunty and Hendricks is mommy.
Robert Nguyen
Juan Bennett
BDHis Bryce Salad Howard.
Michael Evans
>We have to fight these feelings Bryce. I mean it's just not right we're sisters.
>Come on Jess just give in. I know you want it just as much as I do. No one has to find out.
Chase Bennett
>that stomach fat
Oh no no no no
Isaiah Morris
Is she trying to attract black people with that bag?
Robert Ward
fag
Austin Watson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zachary Walker
based
Blake Thomas
Disgusting
Wyatt Cruz
Redpill me on the Mommy Cinematic Universe.
Josiah Anderson
>those ears
Now I understand why she always keeps them covered.
Landon Bennett
I like ZD30 and Interstellar isnt bad, but I fap to her in Molly's Game more like Mommys Game
Blake Hernandez
do they fuck?
Alexander Morales
Jaxson Sanders
Lol no. Chastain is the original Mommy
Hudson Reed
>tfw she will never be your mommy
Jace Mitchell
Fuck, kill, marry
Jacob Jones
this is me mum say sumthing noice
Jonathan Rogers
I want to fuck your mom?
Alexander James
>that MMA fighter ear
What in the world?
Nathaniel Ross
Post more redheads and gingers
John Reed
GODDAMMIT.jpg
Liam Turner
Why? What will you do with the pictures?
Josiah Rivera
More like Dodge Salad Howard
Easton Bailey
Eli Lee
That's creepy. I liked her more 15 years ago.
Eli Reyes
Feminist hag. Hendricks, Fisher, Adams and Howard are better
Blake Barnes
Jolene or Tree of Life
Evan Nelson
>dude cleaning up the sidewalk that gross roastie whore walked on
Based
Xavier Bell
I agree
Christian Williams
>not enjoying Christina going full mommy mode
very gay
Jordan Morales
can we get hayley atwell and maybe claire foy added, i'm thinking as british relatives
Austin Barnes
Swap Adams for Furiosa and I'm ok with your pic.
Ethan Walker
Does anyone have an archive of the Yea Forums mommy pics? Asking for a friend.
Juan Johnson
this is what heaven looks like desu
Brandon Perez
is that the movie where the sheboon makes bryce eat her shit
Jacob Gutierrez
>Brie Larson
>mommy
Yikes
Daniel Bell
T e r r i b l e A c t r e s s
Andrew Brown
Mommy with auntie.
Brayden Martin
Which folder do I save this to? Chastain? Charlize? Or Emily?
Which folder do I save this to? Chastain? Amy? Or BDH?
Which folder do I save this to? Chastain? Or BDH?
Which folder do I save this to? Anne? Or Chastain?
Jason Watson
Easy. Save in all of them.
Lucas Evans
Roll
I save all to one folder but name them
Christopher Gomez
Brandon Sanchez
Go
Adrian Gomez
BOOBS
Nicholas Miller
What kind of movies does your mommy watch, Yea Forums?
Adam Barnes
Bryce.
Salad.
Howard.
ah-bloo-bloo
Nolan Hernandez
I hope I get a really nice mommy!!
James Turner
roll
Mason Taylor
>mfw i am older than her
Jaxon Jenkins
>mfw shes almost old enough to be my mom
Ayden Murphy
this just makes me miserable, fuck off
Adrian Flores
>Charlize
nah senpai
Julian Walker
Please
Jose Lee
TIL she was born the exact month I was.
Juan Campbell
As a 27-year old man I find the term "mommy" used on 30/40 year olds very depressing. I know that's what MILF port considers to be the mommy age, but still, pretty soon it'll be my age.
Ryder Martin
Alright, Naomi Watts. I can deal with that.
Jose Scott
I'm just imagining a panel show where you come out naked and they rate your body and penis. BDH would be the nice one and have something positive to say to everyone, Amy would be more logical and tell things straight, and Chastain would be the bitchy one that would point out your flaws and make fun of the size of your penis. I'd love to be humiliated in front of these beautiful ladies and having my biggest insecurities picked apart.
Nicholas Morris
Tyler Howard
Look at the MELONS on her! *awooooga*
Thomas Bennett
Cameron Cook
Alexander Young
Aiden Long
Wish my dick was the coke bottle.
Jayden Walker
Jacob Jones
>pastebin.com
did you write that user?
Austin Gutierrez
The guy would be a dope interpretation of what Harry Potter would be like at age 42.
Matthew Bennett
Asher Rodriguez
Our true mommy is in video games now and I bet you she says the N word.
Matthew Evans
>was there when this was made
>wrote rachel weisz
feels good
Carson Wright
Hudson Brown
maybe
Landon Campbell
William Flores
Blake Sullivan
i wrote something really similar with BDH once but i never posted it and now its gone
got a discord?
Levi Sanchez
rolling
Austin Watson
lol
Christopher Clark
Jordan Flores
fuuuuck
Isaac Baker
For my stuff? Not really, but I did post them in a Christina Hendricks worship Discord. My other stories are here:
pastebin.com/aNwD0Tt7
Xavier Mitchell
Use HydrusNetwork, tag pics with all of the above. Folders are so 20th century.
Michael Bailey
I envy you
Julian Morgan
God I wish she wanted a young man nearly half her age to put a baby in her
Liam Sullivan
This
Wyatt Taylor
Today is my birthday too
Carter Ward
Not him, but I’ll get sad and shout “GodDAMMIT!” Because I’m so lonely that I’m not even horny anymore.
Jackson Rivera
Not sure if it's the jawline, but she looks like a tranny.
Julian Brown
Tree of Life obvi
Matthew Mitchell
Brow
Juan Butler
My thoughts exactly
I never even liked older women until I discovered her existence.
Nathaniel Bell
I want to grab her soft belly
Noah Peterson
you can tell she won't age well
John Peterson
Where do you lads get your momson porn from?
Noah Russell
How?
Nolan Peterson
blunt's fugly
yes
Isaac Carter
not nearly as attractive as other 3 her face is fucked up
Nicholas Green
I’ve always been an ass man but lately tits are making me hard
Evan Clark
>blunt's fugly
chastain looks like the joker
Jaxon Brown
pale skin women have a rough time
Nathaniel Taylor
Spankbag
Incestflix
Yespornplease
Tabooporns.com
Incestfan.com
Milfzr.com
Youporn.sexy
Nolan Perez
thiccc
Owen Gonzalez
fug :D
Anthony Jones
hot older women are so good, I feel you gotta "appreciate" them
Hunter Gomez
Can somebody remind me why I don't like this chick? I mean I used to want to fuck her, but didn't she come out with some brash political stance or said something hating on men?
Anybody know?
Dominic Howard
yeah pretty much that, just that typical childless "feminazi" type chick. Shouldn't get in the way of your erection though
Christopher Gomez
Wait... you guys really get boners from pics of clothed actresses? I know what I find attractive, but I have to watch porn to get a proper boner at this point. Not even lingerie gets it up for me anymore...
Adrian Foster
Owen Gray
For sure, I mainly jerk to celebs whether actresses, singers, models, etc. Hardly watch porn
Jose Morgan
Eli Ward
you know thats not good right? you should stop watching pornography
Bentley Long
Roll
Jason Thomas
Please bdh
Matthew Clark
Sebastian Howard
Zachary Collins
I used to do that too... You think I should do that too in order to re-program my brain?
Yeah, I know. I can't do NoFap for medical reasons, so I just use porn to bust a nut every three days or so. But I'm thinking I really should drop that shit and go back to wanking it over models and shit. Fuck, there was a time when some cleavage in a comic book could get me rock hard, and now... well, now I'm fucked...
Lucas Peterson
Xavier Thompson
>no Scarlett Johansson
>no Lea Seydoux
woulda been perfect if it had those two, actual perfection
Leo Moore
Hudson Lopez
Xavier Garcia
yeah if what you're saying is true I would stop with porn probably altogether, or just really limited. Also I typically only jerk 2-3 times a week so try limiting yourself some more if your one of those that does it everyday
Adrian Gutierrez
Luis Fisher
Joshua Flores
..
Nathan Taylor
Happy Birthday, user.
Owen Sullivan
I have no problem cutting it off completely. But I need something to make me hard.I guess I'll keep trying with more softcore stuff (model pics, old playboy stuff, maybe even old capeshit art) until I deprogram myself. And no, I don't wank it every day. I don't really feel horny anymore, so I forget all about it. I force myself with porn once every three days or once a week. Guess I should cut down on the booze and start exercising again as well.
Charles Bell
this bitch would be the perfect milf if she was blonde
Alexander Bailey
Not 16, ehhh ???
Asher Powell
I would hire all these sows to blast farts into my mouth all day for about a month straight.
David Myers
okay so you dont sound in too bad of shape, but yeah cut the porn and try some exercising, whether its just simple core exercises or walking, doesnt need to be too strenuous. Get back into SI swimsuit or lingerie models, also alot of pop musicvideos is pretty much softcore so check those out for material
Juan Stewart
>blondes over redheads
Get some taste nigger.
Andrew Edwards
>blunt's fugly
You gay or what?
Jordan Ross
also forgot pic lol
Thomas Ramirez
Nice boobies
Carson Hill
Remove Captain Feminism and Dragon Bitch
Daniel Morris
>Get some taste nigger.
>capeshit reddit image macro
Camden Rogers
Fuck! She looked so hot in that outfit
Jaxon Nelson
user, you watch proper actresses to get turned on, then porn for the...climax.
Jaxson Howard
You don't know white women, shut up.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Freckles are so gross
Samuel Young
I used to exercise ever since I was a kid. And then I stopped during puberty. Once I left home for Uni, because I was staying alone (nonUS/UK, so it's a different system; there's no real campus where everyone stays) I started eating and drinking a lot. I've bought one of those stepping machines, dusted off my old nutrition program, got some dumbells and those stretchy elastic ropes. Once I lean down a bit I'll get the pull-up bar from back home.
Honestly, porn isn't really working for me. Everytime I watch it I'm just embarassed by my weight, by my average dick, by being a KHV, and I lose my erection pretty often. So a signle fap session can take me even 40 minutes to cum. Shit's depressing. I need to change, but I'm afraid that even after getting lean, nothing will change. Why couldn't I have just had a 7.5" dick?
I don't know. I just miss the days where I saw some gal in lingerie with nice tits and my soldier was up...
Liam Carter
>m-muh capeshit
>prefers blondes over redheads
Yeah, it checks out. You're the "male" version of a Becky.
Connor Reed
HOLY SHIT
God fucking bless you user. These stories are amazing.
Chase Edwards
AHHHH
Nathan Hughes
You can do it user. Let's also try one week of nofap each month, try to get some 30-60 minutes of basic exercise a day, stay hydrated, Cut porn off completely, and probably dont use Yea Forums or whatever as much
Nathaniel Jenkins
thanks user
Joseph Ross
for me, it's Naomi Watts
Charles Murphy
Thanks for believing in me user... Maybe it's just the booze talking. I mean, I did down a whole bottle a few hours ago. I mean, 6.5"x5.5" bonepressed, with an upwards curve ain't a bad dick, right? I mean, it's not Ferrarra's ultracock, but it's okay. I'm not gonna be laughed at, right? And I'm handsome enough. I was, until my face got bloated... 6'1" or so. I mean, I won't die alone, right? I just have to keep on going, keep on going, keep on trying, and one day things will get fixed. Right? I just... I'm afraid...
Dominic Morales
Well dont know about that, think average dick size is like 4.5 inches so you can thank china for that
Christian Torres
Nah, 4.5" is just a meme. Average dick is in the 5" to 6" range. Bonepressed measuring. What's your size user?
Robert Powell
literally all of those attributes put you ahead of most every guy out there, you just have to stop being such a pussy and stop being so obviously desperate
Kayden Lewis
Around 7 assuming I measured it right
Hunter Walker
I know. It's just that I've always had a fear of being average. I can control stuff like studies, but your genetic stats are what they are. I've never had to try much, because things came easy. All studies, all languages, all hobbies. I had wide backs, long limbs, so even sports were easy. This, sex, it depends on your cock, and it's not as above aveage as it should've been, so it makes me anxious.
Just take a ruler and press it far down until it hits your pubic bone. One end there,a nd the other at the tip of your dick's head. That's how doctors properly measure dicks.
Levi Ramirez
Yeah about 1cm over 7 inches. Doesn't necessarily feel that big when stroking, like I thought I was like around 5ish inches but I'm more than fine being at 7
Tyler Martinez
are you autistic? serious question
Adam Robinson
Homoriffic
Austin Lee
hard roll for antje
Hunter Cruz
Absolutely based.
Noah Flores
That's a nice dick. I get anything from 5" to ~7" depending on how hard I press the ruler. The curve really doesn't help matters. I guess my problem stems from it not feelign that much to my eyes either. I see all those webms over at /gif/ where goes are going their hands up and down for whole seconds, and mine just stack one atop the other with the head poking out.
Well, I've gone to a child psychologist who gave me the usual stuff (blablabla very smart blablabla) and then put me in with the autists, but I knew that she was just telling me good things to try and scam me. I don't think I'm autistic. But when I was about 4 or so, a friend who's a psychiatrist took a look at me and told my father that he'd need to "bring me in". He never did. And dunno, I never really had a problem making friends, although as time goes on I realize I was never their "friend". But everyone liked me; teachers, students, chads, stacies, whatever, so I never really felt I was autistic.Just shy, and when I found myself completely isolated with only the chans as social interaction, and a wider selection of food, booze and distractions, I went off the deep end.
Henry Russell
>replace the one on the right with Vera Farmiga and I'd agree.
Logan Hughes
Ryder Hall
yeah, your'e kinda losing me there
Christian Gray
i would pay a lot for this
Charles Jackson
Where?
Hunter Myers
You're definitely autistic mate
Grayson Harris
Why are (you) saying that fren?
Samuel Butler
Because you are.
I can't even count how many times I've seen you avatarfag and drone on and on about your problems on threads dedicated to posting women. Like what is your problem, learn to read the fucking mood.
Plus your posts read like a fucking 13 year old on the verge of puberty. Man the fuck up jesus, or are you bitch deer caught in the headlights?
Jonathan Ortiz
Leo Howard
...Ah. So you've caught onto me... It's just a prank BRO! You've been PRANK'D! HA!
I really need to leave this place, don't I?
Chase Evans
rollin
Jordan Morgan
please god
Oliver Howard
fuck u
Carson King
Rolling for a nice, big milk truck.
Nicholas Williams
rollo
Jaxson Thompson
alright
Luke Russell
Zero Dark Thirty
Levi Reyes
please say more
Andrew Walker
Anyone but Br*e Lars*n
Ryan Parker
How much would you pay if Jessica was escorting?
Dominic Rodriguez
gimme
Camden Rogers
L-R Mistress, Queen, Goddess
Jackson Myers
Roll.
Charles Butler
y
Ayden Rivera