Are you going to see it?

didint they learn with ghost busters

No im not, its obviously just a cash grab pandering to popular trends, anyone with any real sense would avoid it.

Which one is gonna say the n word

Idk why but I feel this COULD be great. I think tone and how it's presented will be there key factors

I just don't get why they keep doing this remake with the males switched out for females shtick. It hasn't been working, it's blatant pandering, it's unoriginal by its very design, and if women want to be empowered, how does rehashing male ensembles even do that?

They really do want to replace us don’t they

>it’s another film that doesn’t need a reboot but we’ll give you one anyway film
Did they not learn with ghostbusters

Equality

What do shitty reboots hqve to do with equality

incel delusion

Reminder that they're also remaking The Matrix.

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>Not calling it Reservoir Bitches

What?

Hey, they remade the directors, might as well go for the thing itself.

Why do they keep trying to do this shit? How many times do these projects need to fail before the message gets across?

>le gender reveal face

Cringe

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Ill watch it if it starts with a black woman justifying why she doesnt tip

I hope we get gender and race swapped versions of everything.

Malcolm X - the story of a white women who hates blacks and Jews.
Abraham Lincoln - the story of a black woman who wanted to keep whites as slaves but the South Seceded anyways.
MLK - the story of a rich white female preacher who cheats on her husband and has cocaine fueled parties before being killed by a black woman sniper.
Gandhi - the story of a Mexican woman who really hated white people and went to South Africa to help oppress them. Later she starved herself and got famous as an anorexic.

>reboot
And
>all women
Not in the history of film making has this ever worked
Name one good all female movie that doesn't have absolutely dogshit anti male slant
Every good female main character movie has men in it.

I have no reason to. Either its going to be a shit attempt at a remake like Ghostbusters, or it'll be a copy of Reservoir Dogs story, so why would I pay to see something I already have.

>aka "I have no answer but maybe you'll ignore that if I buzzword you"

>It hasn't been working
That's really the main point far as corporations are concerned; they've been not only bombs but embarrassments to boot thus far.
Starting to reek of money laundering, because no non-helmet-wearing-retarded businessman would sign off on an all female remake of fucking anything after the previous ones.
It's PROVEN to be an almost sure failure at this point.

Who is that sexy woman on the right

Reservoir dogs is so inherently masculine that i don't see how this could work. Might be a comedy or something like that?

>Guaranteed Flop: The Flick

> a mexican woman starving herself
You almost had me there until you said the least probable thing to ever happen

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reservoir dogs doesn't really work as an all woman movie. Now if they were willing to work with the plot I'm sure it might be alright.

If they're just going to genderswap it, it's going to suck.

>hey why am i mrs pink?
>mrs pink sounds like mrs pussy

Me

It's opposite world, user. Like a group of women starring in Reservoir Dogs.

I dont want to live in opposite world user.....

All of them would start accusing each other of being the mole. The plot twist is that there isn't one.

no

>Miss Pink

Cast her.

No one does. Not even the women.

I don't even watch Tarantino's movies.

if it's titled Reservoir PAWGs i'm in

But that was already made several years ago, the entire thing is on YouTube, they called it Reservoir Cats. It's a shot for shot remake, just to prove that women can copy anything a man already made but worse.

>did you see that mommy? she tried to fuck me!

why don't they write their own movies?

has no fucking hack screenwriter in Hollywood ever told one of these lunatic desperate wannabes to plagiarize MORE than one source?

They should try writing a script first before flipping a perfectly good one a man wrote.

That's fake right? We haven't gone this far yet

You dumb niggers, its not going to be a movie, this article is about a fucking theatre play

Tarantino is a man

.... Ahhh, I dunno about that. More like a cockroach in a man disguise? That creep writes good scripts, though.

>just to prove that women can copy anything a man already made but worse

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>remake everything from the past
>remake it again but this time with women
What's next? Make them actual dogs?

Because that takes too much effort. It's easier to just take an existing property that people have heard of, slap whatever liberal propaganda you want into it, and hope that enough retards pay to go see it.

It's like how the boy scouts have girls now. A bunch of mother's like the activities the boy scouts do, so instead of putting in the effort themselves to just copy what the boy scouts do but for girls, the boy scouts have to bend over backwards to accommodate lazy women.

Makes sense they'd bend over backwards though, seeing as the boy scouts allow gays in now too. It's almost as if they forgot all about those gay scout leaders raping them little boys. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL PROGRESS!!

You bastard, YOU HAVE SPOKEN IT INTO BEING.

Reservoir Dogs was a product of its time and does NOT need to be remade in ANY capacity let a lone a fucking all woman cast

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can't be worse than the movie

Whats the point? Reservoir dogs isnt a franchise.

ok whos going to be be the female chris penn and make the movie good? OUT OF THE FUCKIN BLUE

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT A PLAY. THEYRE NOT REMAKING IT INTO A MOVIE, MONGALOIDS

Melissa McCarthy

So I can't even torrent it? Boo urns

>How can we communicate that our show is woman-centric
>How about dolls, girls play with dolls, are sometimes called dolls, dolls are girly things
Uh this reinforces tired obsolete gender roles and misogyny and that is NOT ok

my fren, communists don't want to support a corrupt film industry.
the reason these things exist is because corporations have examined the data trends and have decided 'thing people already like' + 'done in a more diverse way' = money
people or marginalised identities are making their own content, they tolerate this kind of content. this kind of content is for "progressive" neo liberal capitalists. communists absolutely hate this shit so fucking much.

These kind of movies are too cringy I can't take a group of women pulling a heist seriously

>She's the one!

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You're asking the wrong question. Why are jews producing these movies. If someone hires a hitman to kill you, do you go after the hitman or after the one giving the orders?

Because war of ideologies occur on 2 levels: Promote ideals and subvert sources of content that doesn´t promote yours

Gender equality has reached a point where it's no longer about bringing women up, since we're already equal to men, sometimes even ahead. For radfems, it's now about bringing men down as some sort of reparation for injustice of the past.

t. femanon with radfem acquaintances

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>Reply
It's a play, not a movie.

sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/theater-and-arts/sf-reservoir-dolls-pompano-beach-outre-review-20180206-story.html

And no, I wouldn't waste my time on trash like this.

Is it a porn parody?

Not surprisingly, the playwright who "adapted" Tarantino's scripts is a psychopath:

komonews.com/archive/driver-charged-after-allegedly-ramming-bicyclist-in-west-seattle

She was found guilty of second degree assault, I'll leave it up to the more autistic to stalk her more and find out how much punishment she got. It's a felony, so she did time.

They'll show the robbery and call it an innovation in female cinema

Why do they always pull from the same pool of dykes?

Because stronk independent wemen have to be ugly male haters.

But that already exists

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>It's like how the boy scouts have girls now.
Wait are you talking about girl scouts or are girls really allowed in the boy couts?

Nope, not wasting my money.

it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times.....YOU STUPID MONKEY!

we should of never gave you hos the right to vote. Big mistake

Some interest groups took notice of that Boy Scouts were emphasizing teaching a different set of skills than the girl scouts. Then some people took offense, but rather than changing the curriculum in the girl scouts, they insisted that girls be included into the boy scouts group. Ridiculous really

If they're not a bunch of bubbly Stacy high schoolers out of some shit like Mean Girls then I don't see how the script is flipped. Tessa Thompson, Brie Larson, and Lena Dunham in suits isn't flipping the script.

Why not "Reservoir Cats"?

real women or traps?
youtube.com/watch?v=U8p_Xaj6zy8

This. It's reparations. Same mentality that causes britbongs to self suicide with mass immigration.

Does it mean it will be Reservoir Bitch?

the brownmost one

sorry, son

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>writes
wrote

Post more parrot

If not a non-white or female reboot, it would have been a straight reboot that nobody asked for or sequel that shits on the original film. Hollywood always is looking for new ways to cash in on old ideas. This isn't news. The new way it expresses itself is producers trying to ride the #Woke train and to try and sell a low effort reboot as a powerful statement for feminism or stand against racism just because women are in it. This isn't non-whites or women making their own films. It's the same brainless CEOs and producers that would have made Ghostbusters 2016 with Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, James Franco, and Kevin Hart, only they decided to dress it up for liberal society so they get easy social media publicity. You're the one who chooses to interpret it as "women" not making their own movies.

And by the way, Jordan Peele and Ryan Coogler made their own films, and righty-/pol/ still complained. Disingenuous fag.

>Why can't females, gays, black etc. make their own original ideas?

>posts wojak

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>Why do they need to insert themselves into already existing things just to ruin them?
Ruining them is the whole point user. To first destroy a people you must destroy their history and culture.

You know what'd be cool tho

If it turned out to be a prequel and took place in one of the previous iterations of The Matrix

The op is spreading fake news.