I'm not sure how well Shazam will be received by the masses....
>keep getting offers from fandango to see Shammies early >happens once a week for last 2 months >they literally keep sending me offers until the day before the screening >how did they still have seats left? >sneak peak is only 1/4 full Is this movie is gonna bomb? People didn't even want to see the sneak peak? WTF?
>google showtimes >only ~4 showing per day planned at most 20+ screen kinoplexes I think they are anticipating a bomb.
How do we raise Shazam awareness bros? We only got a few weeks! The DCEU has done so much for us! It's time we gave back! How are you gonna HELP CHADZAMM DAB ON DEM HATERS? *BE HUMBLE PLAYS IN BACKGROUND...
we should spam reddit or give positive reviews on IMDB and rotten tomatoes!!
Nathan Martin
leak the superman cameo already
Daniel Hill
>fornite dances >zoomer dances >anti-white apehop music >youtube aesthetics >videogame sensibilities >epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish >jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew >funkopop collecting betaplay signaling >trendy stranger things executive decisions >diverse heroes destroy the evil white english man >rotten tomatoes approved This is a capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.
Jaxon Edwards
A corporate shill trying to spark a grassroots viral advertising campaign. I can see right through you. Fuck off.
David Hernandez
You think that will that work? How hard is it to make an imdb/rotten tomatoes account for this? Is there a way to make a bunch of accounts real fast?
so you're just shilling this post in every shazam thread you can find then?
Levi Stewart
>they wanted to sell more tickets... to the same person for one sneak peak screening hUH?
Gabriel Bell
>>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish You have lost your mind.
Jason Martinez
>lots of screenings were sold out and they even added screenings in some theaters Cool lies bro
Logan Cook
>he thinks the company sending advertisement to buy tickets targeted him specifically because they wanted his ass in the theaters because he's special are you fucking retarded
Ethan Richardson
>How do we raise Shazam awareness bros? Have Marvel remake it
Don't DC movies always do really well financially despite Disneyshills tanking the reviews every time?
Parker Torres
>get email for special sneak peak invite >literally sent to your email >literally addressed to your name Yeah, it's totally not targeted to "you". It's totally like random.
There's not enough fun superhero movies, they try to be so hardcore grimdark or super stupid. I've given up on capeshit being good, can it just be fun and not Deadpool reddit tier shit?
Parker Garcia
Tell that to Skyperson
Aiden Evans
That movie was terrible
Leo Campbell
>sign up on fandango >gets emails from fandango with your name on them get a new brain
Oliver Ward
I hope Shazamm has plenty of FART AND POOPY JOKES! + DABBING! + FORNIGHT! + MARQUES BROWNLEEE! + PEW-DE-PIE! + BACKPACK KID! + LIL PUMP! + DABBING! + DABBING! + HAHAHAHHAHAHA DABBING!
#BeHumble
Henry Bell
>wanting me to market your shitty flick for you get the fuck out shill
just brigade it on rotten tomatoes like you did with captain Marvel because at the end that worked pretty well against you, incels
Josiah Kelly
GET HELP
Jaxson Gutierrez
Sneedzam
Jack Parker
>Fandango sends you email by name for sneak preview >doesn't send it to all fandango customers >meaning you are "special" aka in the target demo Yeah, it's almost like it was targeted marketing you fucking dunce.
Isaiah Diaz
The first time I've ever laughed at that dumb fucking meme.
it has none of this actually. the floss dance is shown for like 1-2 seconds at most.
Noah Jones
i've already made 10 accounts on rotten tomatoes
its time consuming to make emails though
but i've got the muscle memory down
Xavier Nguyen
The crippled kid is a big pewds fan. There is a scene where they cut in on a pewds video playing on his computer. Pewds is talking about responsibility that comes with fame. It gives the kids an idea that progresses the plot. It's pretty fucking cringy, but whatever.
Ethan Perez
No they weren't humble. They didn't sit down.
Aiden Sanders
>implying the power of Shazam didn't make us all DCEU VIPs I'm literally dabbing on you right now hater! I'm dabbing so hard! Take that! And that! They might as well call me chadzamm cause I DAB SO HARD! You humble yet?
