Have you met any celebrities Yea Forums?

I used to work with Liz Vicious, does that count?

I haven't, but my sister met Drake at LAX a few years back. It's been her laptop wallpaper for years.

mia malkova?

Is she old and bloated nowadays?

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No Hover hand, boomer chad aura

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Who is the celebrity?

were her tits always this big? jesus christ

Mia me Kevin Smith?

right's face is shopped, right.. ? because if not jesus fucking christ

Riley Reid

Did Ramsey know?

she put on weight after retirement

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I've met politicians does that count?

Laci Green, she's somewhat internet famous

Not shopped, if you're referring to her big gums that's just how they look

eggman was an /r9k/ mememan.

How bad does Kevin smell??

it was right after she quit porn in like 2011-12, I didn't even recognize her until after she quit the job and I had that moment of realization.

Ramsay is almost certainly a porn connoisseur.

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Jack Hanna.
Great guy. Very polite and down to earth.

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Did they fuck?

where's your upper lip lmao

There’s something wrong with your head

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Me on the right

They look so awkward, like they're both being forced to say sorry to each other.

Why do nu-males make this face?

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why does that loli look dirty and malnourished?

Remember the time he was so horny for Latinas?
youtube.com/watch?v=fVmG8JA-2ys

I used to make it in high school. It's insecurity

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Yeah, I'm white lol.

In all seriousness, no way in hell am I posting my face on this site.

Yeah I've met a few and they've all been really awkward
>literally ran into Ron Livingston at Laguardia because I had to piss really bad before my flight
>worked at a movie theater and had to break the news to Triple H and Stephanie McMahon that the tickets they ordered online were sold out and was worried they would break me in half. Turned out to be really nice humble people
>Ruined the take for a Morgan Freeman movie because I accidentally walked on set on the streets of Manhattan and stopped between him and the camera and just spaced out before being pulled off set
>Met Arlo Guthrie at Thanksgiving last year having a smoke break
>Saw Leonardo Dicaprio when he was filming a scene in my home town
>Walked by Billy Eichner when he was doing Billy on the Street

why did this happen again?

>the boomer grab on for dear life
>the gen x arm contact
>the millennial hoverhand
>the zoomer apology for standing next to you
>the doomer sign on the dotted line before being in the same room as my daughter

What did he mean by this?

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Shared an elevator with 50 Cent and Busta Rhymes

I think the idea of fucking a pornstar is abhorrent, but damn I would her.

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666 illuminati shoutout

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>Ruined the take for a Morgan Freeman movie because I accidentally walked on set on the streets of Manhattan and stopped between him and the camera and just spaced out before being pulled off set

That's hilarious

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I would have sex with this woman, if yall know what i mean

Sean was buying some drugs

who is this sexy ho

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there for a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

Does Paul Ryan count?

based

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Brooklyn!

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Brown/clit/taint area

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is this your first day on the internet

oh shit you met moot

is she an escort now?

Me and you think alike. Good work.

>tfw I have the same hairline
what do bros?

REAL
LOLITA
SHIT

An overpriced one, yes.

just tell me faggot, please

kys

who is that brown guy with Jerma?

Literally who

My cousin met Steve Carrell, said he was super nice to her.

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took a pic with Robert Downey Jr. once, he's shorter in person

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well but you can fuck gianna in the ass

Cute user

I want to have passionate sensual sex with your cousin for about 45 minutes, then get nasty at the end and piss all over her.

Man, both her and Nyomi Banxxx do escort work. If I had the money to throw at it, I'd have the best weekend ever with the two of them.

looks like good fun

I don’t know who it is either

Me on the left.

IT WAS CHEESE PIZZA. CHEESE FUCKING PIZZA.

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enjoy your ban kid

Yea Forums used to obsess over my sister's feet when she was on a reality show. Does that count?

Nice rack on that chick

Neat, pretty loose definition of “celebrity” though

If this woman's buttocks haven't been artificially augmented, she has one of the weirdest asses I've ever seen.

I met ROBERT LOGGIA, but it was a long time ago.

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Who is this?

Wow, you met with Benzai. Lucky son of the...
youtube.com/watch?v=2IZU-ujkpOU

Sit down white boy. We takin over now.

It's Mia Malkova

Thanks user and czeched

Thanks. I’ve spilled a lot of semen to her.

There is such an emotional vacancy to that expression, despite presenting itself as an expression. It's more of a gesture that appeals to the viewer, saying "please acknowledge me, I'm fun and upbeat and harmless, if not beautiful". But it's so creepy because there's a steely quality to it too, no kindness or genuineness in that face. If anything it looks like it's masking seething resentment and anger.

holy shit i knew i recognized that face

How do you not know her name?

I want to fuck your cousin, but you already knew that didn't you

he prolly wants to smash too

I didn’t recognize her with clothes on

>Remember the time he was so horny for Latinas?

I'm always horny for Sofia Vergara tbqh.

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In English Doc

Wow dude that's pretty gay.

You fucking retards, it isn't "his cousin" she just wouldn't flat out said it is her in the photo

Me meeting my gf Marzia.

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I am not sure which one you’re talking about.

>Gianna Michaels
Now THOSE were some good faps

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Obviously the beady eyed thing on the right. The girl is at least exhibiting something resembling a real expression.

Whereas that bug-eyed quirkface thing is just pure pose with nothing underneath except pure pandering desperation.

Ruined her as with that disgusting piece of rubber. At some angles it's just comical.

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Fuck youre even making the soi face

Insecurity, or simply being uncomfortable in front of a camera. Social media has seemed to totally rob the newer generations of that fear, but a lot of people grow up being afraid of themselves appearing in a picture. The 'onions face' became a convenient way of hiding that fear rather than smiling awkwardly because you had overblwon fears about your teeth/smile/whatever. I was shy as a teenager, made silly faces in my early twenties (afraid to smile), and started to become genuinely comfortable with myself around 25. I'm 28 now. I just smile regularly for pics. But some people don't develop that self-esteem, beat themselves up way too much, turn to social media as a horrible, horrible way of trying to find a community, and eventually just rely on that shitty face. It's nobody's fault.

Mexican narcothot who works as an actress has deep connection to cartels, brokers a meeting between Sean Penn and El Chapo Del Ocho for publicity reasons to give her a boost on her career.

Her weird butt turns me off

>Mexican narcothot
Who?

lmao
isnt that part of why he got caught?
did the bitch get beheaded?

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Anybody who knows anything know El Chapo is actually a small time dealer. CIA is the real Patron.

You're gonna have to be more pacific than that, user.

If you're not fucking your cousin, you best get the fuck outta here, nigguh.

This is unironically my favorite pasta of all time.

>thinking a woman would post a photo of herself on the internet and not say it's her
What planet are you from?

honestly even if i had the cash to burn I dont think i could even handle her for more than 2 minutes

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I was going to say embarrassing but I guess he’s pretty peak Yea Forumseddit

fucking benzaie
he only makes french content now
youtube.com/watch?v=Cd4H_FxobCA

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Kate Del Castillo

Of course not, real male pornstars on drugs even had difficulty handling her.

Met Asa Akira on a cruise once
>NJ to Hawaii
>Fuckall to do because I went with parents
>Grab a cocktail and pick a chair to sunbathe in
>Asa comes from out of a pool and lies down on the chair next to me
>I'm unknowingly gazing at her and she notices
>takes off her sunglasses
>"Guess you know who I am, huh?
>we start chatting about fucking history of all things
>saw her a couple more times around the boat and even got into the hot tub with her once
>spent every night of that cruise cranking it to her videos off of the balcony into the ocean
>to this day I still shoot loads to her

Also met Jordan Peterson but that's because I live in the same neighborhood as him.

Me on the left

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Beware of the Succubus.

>off of the balcony into the ocean
Sounds based

Why didn't you shoot your shot and try to bang her? I would double bag it and go to town

Sorry Johnny

I wish this POV sex idea but where you start with a fully clothed woman was more of a thing, im an incel and even living that fantasy of this makes me super horny.

He's based

Me on the left.

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but that's her best feature

El Chapo has a crush on her.

Jesus fuck

That one is pretty common

Try searching girlfriend experience on porn sites

Do they have condoms for sale in these Cruise tours?

same here, me on the left.

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I would imagine they do, but I don't know for sure since I've never gone on a cruise because I'm not a poor/classless person with no taste.

i had pizza with andrew wk once

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Protip: using two condoms makes them more likely to break, just use one

Unironically me too

Need a quick rundown

you win a radio contest too?

Mexican narcothot, Kate Del Castillo, intermediates meeting between Sean Penn and El Chapo. Unbeknownst to her, Mexican Intelligence Services are recording her every phone call and move. They meet. Mexican Marines swiftly move in shortly after and capture El Chapo. Sean Penn now lives in paranoia for the rest of his life.

>covering his boner
wtf i never knew Steve Carrell was /ourguy/

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This is some reddit girl

now thats actually interesting

This woman sucked a dick in front of her mother.

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And I thought all those mom teaches sex scenes were fake.

Mia Malkova, pornstar. You're welcome

Bill Murray met my cousin at a country club.

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Did she let him grab her pussy? With that outfit, she's just asking for it.

Me in the back

fucking a professional pornstar is probably safer than having a one-night stand with a total stranger, by the way

top kek

I wish that was me

I've heard somewhere that it was fake, and that it wasn't actually her mother, but she kinda looks like her

Is this the girl that drowned?

yeah

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>me on the right

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Sounds like that for the right amount of money, it just might be.

Anyway. The only "celebrity" I've met is this guy here. And no, he wasn't shoplifting potatoes.

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Is that Benzaie from Channel Awesome?

prove it

I'm saving my money and first time for Lexi Belle, been trying to search for her handler for years

>that lowkey white supremacy hand
knew it

>I've heard somewhere that it was fake, and that it wasn't actually her mother
It’s called an internal monologue

who is this sloot

Pics I wanna see

Destiny Hemsworth and her Knot-Buddy

flies by the name of "Air Bud"

God I want to smash both their skulls so much. I don't even know them but I hate their faces.

>Lexi Belle
does she (still) escort?
I would never book her btw, knowing that she had it rough growing up.

I'm sure lexi belle is not an exception among whores in having a rough childhood

It's her real mother. There's pictures of her on Instagram.

Literally who?

He's become something of a minor celebrity in France, and he's good friends with a lot of porn stars.

everyone's talking about these girls escorting, but lets see some proof

There's no way you're that stupid Paul Rudd fan account on twitter

literally me

Met Rihanna at a Beni Hanna.

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looks happy to see you

Paul Rudd is pretty cool tbhfam

I had just called her a "hundert percent real nigga". Perhaps this was a miscalculation.

user you faggot....
r/pewdipiesubmission
r/damkmemes/
r/Yea Forums
r/2meirl4meirl

Let me know when she's off heroin and fixes her disgusting teeth

I met this user

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met hillary
me on the left

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I want to be him

That's a lot of woman holy shit

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God damn she looks like my 50 year old spinster aunt who's spent the last 30-odd years living off cans of coca-cola

Holy shit, no fucking mercy

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