I just finished marathoning the mule

Is it Summer already?

trailer didn't do anything for me, would you mind letting me know what your issues were? I had planned to pick it up on Vudu in the next couple weeks (got a huge backlog) but wouldn't mind saving ten bucks

It's boring

Oh right, it’s sad he had to resort to transporting them.

does he fuck up any spooks in this one? If not I'm gonna pass

No. I think it's implied that he kills a couple of mexicans, but it happens offscreen.

>that one scene where he helps two niggers on the side of the ride and actually calls them “negroes” to their face

Seriously, what was the point of this scene? Is this peak fan service? I cannot for the life of me figure out how the FUCK he got away with this.

Did Clint actually have two threesomes in it?

See

yes

He never killed anyone. Did you even watch the movie?

I liked it's authentic view of americana

It's honestly really cringy, very heavy-handed boomerisms that pretty much never go over well. The "all-star" cast is also obviously phoning it all in and are just doing the movie because it's Clint.

I thought it was trying to imply that he killed those two guys at the end.

They were gonna kill him, but they felt bad for him when they found out the reason he'd been missing was to go see his wife die. They called up the boss and he told them to let him make his delivery. The mexican guys roughed him up a bit which is why he had blood on his face there at the climax.

Seeya, dykes!

I remember seeing the trailer every time I went to the movies, and I giggled every time he said "pecans".

I liked it when he unironically asked the male negro "Didn't your father teach you how to change a flat?"

I thought it was not particularly of any worth.
I didn't really like Gran Torino but thought it was essentially a better version of this.

I was surprised after the mexican 2nd in command guy noticed that the police were profiling black pick-up trucks that he didn't insist that Eastwood use another car.

I thought the message at the end was lazily blunt. "I had all the money in the world...could have bought anything I wanted...anything but time..."
He sort of pretends that he really loved his family at the end but we didn't really see much during the film that would indicate this? He literally rocked up to a family event only because he was broke and then his bitch daughter made a big fuss in front of everyone so he pretty much never came back outside of his granddaughter's graduation or something.

tldr: It's...fine, but very skippable. 6/10
Best parts were old man casual racism.

1. You can't marathon a movie sweetie ;)
2. Why are you asking us what you thought of it? Honey... ;)

you probably wondered why he never changed trucks even after they were looking for his Lincoln.

I enjoyed how he had Allison Eastwood in the movie to not talk and just look pissed.

>Seriously, what was the point of this scene? Is this peak fan service? I cannot for the life of me figure out how the FUCK he got away with this.

It does a good job of portraying Walt as an alright guy who is indelicate and rude. Perhaps why his kids hate him.

>Sweetyposting in 2019
Um, it's already March user

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I know it's preaching to the choir but once Clint is gone and the SJW critics are gone people are gonna look back 20 years from now and be amazed at the quality and originality of his post-Unforgiven career.

>35 posters
>LITERALLY NOBODY MENTIONED THE BIZARRE POSTER OP POSTED

wtf is wrong with that fucking poster?

are you thick? it's a common joke

he marathoned it because he managed to watch the whole thing in just one sitting

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