What is the absolute best device to watch kinos on?
What is the absolute best device to watch kinos on?
IPhone 4s
god, I miss those days. I used to watch samurai pizza cats on the bus to school with a friend of mine who had something similar to that
I had one of those as a kid
I watched tv all the time it was rad
I like to sneak into people's yards and watch through their window at night a pair of binoculars and Miracle Ear for sound. Quality can't be beat.
this old casio phone?
research atsc 3.0.. it's a new ip-based standard for 4k broadcasts.
There are going to be some interesting ultra-portable devices that will come out within the next year or two.
get real
Something with DTS 5.1 surround. Sound beats picture.
On your iPhone while cuddled under your blankets on a dark school night
Casio is for plebs
Fpbp
On a dying 30 year old wood grain CRT tv with random static fits that get temporarily fixed with a smack on the side.
I had one of those back in the day. I bought it when I was in high school with money from my first job caddying at some waspy golf club. I loved that thing and it was a piece of shit.
>Snoy
>Watch men
I will admit I miss those days. Cool, clunky devices that did one think in a portable manner that nothing else could do. Now what do we have? Smartphones that all look the same and just connect to the internet. There's no neat tech or exotic devices, it's all the same.
probably an imax screen or something like that. I don't know, i'm not a nerd
I never knew this existed. Must last like 45 mins though.
The toilet
My shitty ipod only had a photo viewer, many jerks we're offed when away from home on that thing.
I would love to see a portable retropie built with a crt. That would be cool as fuck.
do these even still work?
I have one somewhere in my house
raspberry pie is the most gayest shit ever
Arduino wolf gang bois fuckin u up son
if you didn't have one if these you're a zoomer
>tfw you will never be able to watch your favorite spongebob episodes and fear factor episodes in black and white on a 1" screen on the go ever again
this is a joke right? by an actual couple?
there is no way any human beings lack this kind of awareness....
when the Juicebox came out it changed everything
fuck, you beat me to it
juicebox was the shit
also the GBA mediaplayer
You'll never get anything more quality than this
>blocking your only airhole with mindless entertainment
pottery
Didn't even know there were watches out there 20+ years ago that you could watch TV on or use as a remote on almost any electronic device. Blows my mind.
I wore this watch in a suit & went into an Apple store & sat at a desk & fiddled with it on my wrist, instantly there was a crowd of Apple fanboys crowding over me asking me if that was a new Apple watch prototype & that they want it so bad as it looked so cool & when I told them to look at the "Seiko" on the watch - they asked if this was the Apple watch competitor released by Seiko using Android & if so then it would "obviously be inferior" to the Apple watch. I then told them this watch was released in 1983, way before I was even BORN. There was pin drop silence for about 5 seconds before one mustered the balls to utter "are you FUCKING with us?". Welcome to the 21st century folks !
if it had audience silhouettes and stereo speakers this would add to the authentic kinoplex experience
>spongebob
>calling anybody else a zoomer
You're going to have to fill in some of the blanks in your head
that plug at the top goes into a giant receiver that you have to carry around.
meant for you
No bigger than the game handhelds people carry around today.
And then everyone clapped
Probably a high definition television
for the gentleman
As a rule you always plugged your game gear in. It chewed through batteries like nothing else. And it had six batteries. Can't tell you what the battery life would of been like with the tv tuner, I wanted one, but it was never available in my country.
70mm projector
lol
Oppa homeless style
Did it have a car adapter? I only had a GBC as a kid but I remember using a car adapter 9 times out if 10 because I usually only played it on road trips. I think I also had a rechargable battery that stuck out of the battery pack but I can't remember for sure. Either way the GBC was pretty efficient, I don't remember ever running out of charge. Even when I finally got a GB SP I don't remember worrying too much about the charge dying on me.
that photo didn't turn out as well as intended
Had a relative who had the charger, it was great to use whenever I brought over my gamegear. I melted so many batteries at home.
what's the point then?
just buy a portable tv with a bigger and better screen.
This but good luck finding one with a decent charge these days
But does it come in 3D
How were the 2000s so shit yet so much better
this but the XL
Didn't expect the unironic best answer
Had this thing back then. Real life saver when we got hit during Hurricane Katrina
>pining for the 2000's
fuck of zoomie
where can I purchase one of these?
>tfw never see early 2000s aesthetics in techshit again
This but through a GBA emulator on my computer
lol looks like a soul trapped in some device
a chronological playlist of clips from the movie in question on youtube playing at 1.5x speed on your second monitor while you simultaneously read the wikipedia page for the movie
How did he take a picture of the phone if it's playing the movie???
I mean, think about it logically.
i watched the Seven Samurai on it
Different user but yes, it had a car adaptor. And if you had the battery pack thing you could plug it into the wall or car and still get a net charge while you played or watched tv. Game Gear was fucking tits.
t. Boomer user that had a game gear and pretty much every fucking accessory imaginable because my mom was awesome, god rest her soul
This is the ultimate kinomachine, a shame something similar hasn't yet been posted.
Great for road trips too.
the true patrician's viewing experience
>1983 tv watch being able to display HD OTA signals
thats why i only watch camcorder'd movies
>play
>stop
>next
>previous
>begging your parents for more batteries
>watching black and white spongebob in black and white in a well-lit area because that POS wasnt backlit
yeah i really regret all that time playing outside
the picture is a picture of a picture on a digital camera of the picture on the cell phone taken by the cell phone
all time greatest right here
>gxtv
i remember the commercials for this
Cringe
zune was better than ipod
if only ms had allowed flac
Yeah, but you could only watch swim meets on it.
Can you even buy portable TVs like this any more? Since all the signals are digital can they even make over-the-air sets this small without the decoder stuff?
im currently using one
I remeber getting this portable DVD player for my birthday when i was a kid. Watched every season of Scrubs on it. We always drove to visit my family who lives 9 hours away. This was a lifesaver on those trips
This brings bad memories
I'm never buying an iPhone again after my 6s screen cracked even with a case and the battery degraded to the point it only lasted 1 hour after a year of owning it
AND THIS IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND
Everyone I know has had to replace a screen on apple phones. Why are they so shitty? In 20 years I've never needed to replace a phone screen, sure I've had issues with other stuff but are iPhone screens waffer thin?
I don't know the tech behind iphone screens other then yeah they are glass and can crack even if you drop it on carpet from waist height.
Apple can go to hell for fucking over their customers so hard I hope steve jobs is burning
Lol. Why do people suck apples dick so much over crappy phones.
when i found this in my dad's closet, it blew my fucking mind, that i could be in bed and look at small tv.
What is this? I'd watch Twin Peaks on it
He’s got a point, Satan. Up to about 2008 is the last point before technology became completely homogenised with the advent of the iPhone format.
Comfy thread t b h
Smartphones were a mistake.
When my laptop was too shit to play movies in 2008-2009 I used to watch them under the covers on my ipod classic at night. great memories
The PSP or PS Vita are the most kino handheld film-watching devices.
They're both really comfy, much comfier than watching films and series on a phone or laptop.
And the games there are amazing, especially Crisis Core, Dissidia, Persona 4 Golden, Monster Hunter, Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops and Peace Walker, among many, many others, so it also has tons of great games.
For watching 3D movies on the go, though, I would say the New 3DS XL is a great option if you don't want to watch 3D movies on the go via. VR, bonus points if it has an IPS screen (and even better if it has two IPS screens, but that won't affect your movie experience).
Did you ever kiss him?
Nice trips.
Also:
>he watches his kino on a PS Vita
Based and redpilled, especially if it's a phat PS Vita with an OLED screen
You got dubs yourself.
And yes, my PS Vita is indeed a phat model with an OLED screen.
Both games and vidya look amazing on it, even if the resolution is only half of 1080p.
Please. Nintendo did it better.
name a better PMP
Still the best color and resolution for my fave games and old shows. It reproduces the colors and screens perfectly. No upscaling, no coloring crap. Screen is perfect size as desktop toy, not too small. It is heavy af though. But overall I love the form factor.
Based poor user who doesn't know how to pirate
Creative Zen Vision M.
Thanks YIFY!
Until Apple does it.
Yikes! That's a deeply problematic ad! I'm glad we're not living in those times anymore.
>ywn watch kino on your psp during class again
Fuck me I want to go back
I remember my folks had an RV with one of these in it, used to take me to these great camping spots just so I could plug my ps2 in and spend all day inside playing GTA
Same here only I was a bit older so Donkey Kong, Street Fighter and Super Mario All Stars.
>back in muh day
Fuck off granpa
Oof
Came in here to post this.
>watching "silhouette"
>not watching "galloping fury"
What an absolute pleb. Old man wasted his penny.
>you clearly remember an era when watching tv on the go on a bulky box with a shitty black & white screen was a big deal
how did I become so fucking old
>damn, dat Chemise Girl seems titillating
>mfw it's just an animation of a woman ironing a shirt
youtube.com
prove it
Man, I literally watched the same show on one of those 5 inch TVs. Mine was plug in to wall but I would always watch it before school while eating a bowl of cereal.
There's a great vintage arcade place in SF pier full of working nickelodeons of ladies in states of undress. I think they pulled the cards with actual nudity though.
you forgot about Robert, falcons, crabs, designated shooters and popcorn mines
Who watches the Watchman?
>pretending to be retarded for a shitty joke
I wanted this and a Sidekick II so badly. My first cell phone was an Obama phone. I still don't have a smart phone.
I wanted one of these so bad but my parents wouldn't get me one because they said I watched too much TV as it is.
People give N-Gage shit, but it had MP3 player and you could emulate NES and GBC games on it. Also the feel of the buttons was really good.
fucking rad design
Oled 5"+ phone in bed for Max comfy
Weird post but okay
>None of these will ever work again due to the switch to digital TV
SUCKS desu senpaitachi
Redpill me on crt TVs
>Penny
>In a nickelodeon
I have news for you
i bet he feels like he's at the movie cinema
There was a version of this that was really good, I think it's that one. You could just drag and drop stuff on it like a flashdrive. Then the next one had an itunes like thing you had to use with it.
kino car trip material
someone better bring A Bug's Life or Toy Story
The machine says 1¢
i had one of these. fucking loved it.
and that's a great track.
i think people always get excited about new iphones because their current iphones are so terrible
>this whole thread
youtube.com
Same except would watch all 3 LOTR movies
this
Damn dude, Sega really has always been way too ambitious.
based yify poster
>that nigger caveman brow
Did anyone get lured into buying one of those Playstation specific TVs when 3D was a thing? I was seriously considering for a while but then spent my money on something bigger and better.
lol
soul vs soulless
60 inch 4K HDTV with surround
What does the N stand for?
Engage
Ah yes, the classic 15 FPS black and white non backlit video player, take me back therr
LG OLED TV
they don’t make any good ones w/ 60” panel you moron
>you moron
why are you being so shitty
Based Lynch
Camrips on a cracked iPad screen
>run to the bedroom in my suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite axe
Sega Game Gear with the TV tuner. Duh.
What's this from? It cracks me up.
Nigger
Might still have mine in some box
You've brought back good memories of watching the dark knight on that iPod. I remember my brother kept rewinding the part where Jocker violently shakes his face while hes stomping on Batman after he crashes his batmotorbike, and crying of laughter. good times
When I was 11 this was the most space age shit my parents ever bought me just on a whim at a department store
national TV RF broadcast is dead, but it's very possible to broadcast your own low-power signal with whatever content you want. not that hard either, just need some equipment which isn't terribly expensive.
I think my cousin is gay. Whilst looking over my voluminous yify collection, he stopped on Watchmen. He asked "what's this!?", I said "probably the best superhero ever made"; his response went from "oh?" to "oh....."
The little fag literally though it was "Watch Men".
>based patruck ewing
Based peeper
This thread is legit making James Cameron cry right now
>Millions in cinema tech
>Niggers on this board watch his kinos in a freaking Gameboy color
Does this work on the adapter? I wonder what's the quality on a TV.
how?
Tell me how, I want to run an obscure anime channel over the airwaves even if only one guy in a 20 mile radius would find it before thinking it's gay and turning it to static.
I used to watch 320x240 rips at like 17fps on this in high school back many years. People thought it was some James Bond shit.
>People thought it was some James Bond shit.
They were afraid of you shooting the school, user
probably. but it's like somebody converted shrek to a 2MB gif and the sound is coming from a gameboy so the quality is already dogshit on its native hardware
DON'T BE SO FRIGHTENED THIS IS JUST A PASSING PHASE
ONE OF MY BAD DAYS
>iPAQ
Qeq
>i seen't a light
Is he upset there's no more to shoplift?
Lol
>over a decade later
>still no backlight
Thanks, Nintendo!
>and watch through their window
d-do you kill them if the shows they watch are pleb shit?
*blocks you're path*
>thread still up after 20 hrs
This is probably the most consistently bumped thread on this board
For me it was the QD
>Compact design
>Better buttons
>Moved the speaker to the face so no more taco phone jokes
>Game slot on the bottom so no more having to take the battery out eachtime you wanna play a new game
The only shitty part was they took the mp3 player to make it cheaper
KEK just got the duplicate file message. Fucking brofist
I have this fossil still lying around somehow too
Black and white, has an inbuilt UHF receiver aswell but back when i was a kid having my own TV at all was a huge thing
what's the best apartment projector faggots?
Lynch was objectively wrong. You don't lose more watching on a tiny screen than you do from watching home video instead of at kinoplex (and only in the best possible kinoplex seat).
Pictures getting cropped for 4:3 or cocksucking 16:9 is in fact a greater crime.
youtube.com
Shit i've gotta try that
>what's the point then?
cuz it's fucking radical man, think about it you have a watch on your wrist
>what is theatre sound systems
>"This brings us to the video portion of my mixtape"
Just use an Oculus Go. I lay in bed and stream from my plex server with one.
That compression must have been a mess
It's basically a 1fps gif
youtube.com
>audio
>not 30% of the total package, at the most
Come on now
Kek
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $500, Alex.
based boomer
cute
ITT: watching movies on a smartphone is for plebs except when watching in shit tier outdated devices because "MY CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA"
I had a PSP back when i traveled a lot for work. Load up a bunch of memory sticks with movies and games, good to go for the flight. I gave it away years ago, but I found a box with a bunch of the memory sticks in it not too long ago.
I don't think I ever bought a legit miniCD for it, I cracked it as soon as I got it.
No, you didn't, and no, they didn't.
>and then everyone clapped and Tay Tay came out and gave me a blowie! Right there in the middle of the store!
I watched the entire first season of Battlestar Galactica on a 5th generation iPod hooked up to a Klipsch iPod speaker system.
pic related
t. jealous brown kid that sat behind user
I know the Nick cartoon cartridges won't work. They'll give you a message to say so.
>ywn be back in middle school fapping to Vida Guerra photoshoot videos on your PSP ever again
unironically some of the best times i had watching movies was after moving into a new apartment, only had an air mattress and my phone. i'd get a 40 from 7 eleven and watch art movies on my cellphone screen (fuck david lynch)
useful for moon mission back then?
Retard incel who thinks people believe his fairy stories about being popular are true.
low power as in
>things that never happened
Honest question, would the PSP/Vita line still be alive and kicking if Sony hadn't gone full jew on the memory sticks?
Maybe? How early did microSD adapters come out for ProDuo? I got one of those years later when I dug my PSP out and decided to give it new life as an emulator. I'd only had a 1gig ProDuo ($50 at the time) and got the microSD adapter with a large card.
>Ask normie girl if she wants to watch this with me
>Oh when did they get this on Netflix?
>This isn't netflix, this is a DVD
>Confused expression
>We can still watch it, there's no ads or anything on DVD's
>But it's not netflix
>You can still watch it
>Confused expression
Cool story that never happened.
nothing is worth doing anymore unless it's tracked and shared online to signal to the world that you did the thing.
The death of the PSP was Sony's sperg strength DRM bullshit, and locking down the UMD format. UMD could have become huge, if they'd released blanks and burners.
I'll take "More Shit That Didn't Happen" for $200, Alex.
kill yourself normal fag
Bruh I was just about to google this.
>My parents bought things
>My parents bought things for me
Get the fuck outta' here.
i think he's using a flash cart, but there also a tv aerial for the original gba that you can plug composite into
now this is epic
BUT WHO WAS PHONE???
i think everybody in the fucking world who was born before 2015 knows what a dvd is
>trash of the rings
cringe
simply showing the world he is not to be cucked
>I don't like new, better tech because it doesn't remind me of when I peaked in middle school.
You need therapy.
This but I remebr I had a few eps of spongebob on just a regular gba cartirdge
If you really honestly think UMD could have competed with flash storage, you are even dumber than you look.
Oh cool, a portable gay porn box.
What was the name of that game with a similar controller/handheld console to this where you had to catch mutants or something? I can only vaguely remember it in the back of my mind.
>ywn watch your favorite movie on your portable DVD player during a long road trip ever again
Scannerz? You scanned barcodes and whatever the value was would determine what monster the game generated. I can't remember if that just gave you the monster or you had to fight to catch it like pokemon, and never got to plug mine into anyone else's since nobody else ever had one.
Shit that was it yeah. Damn son this takes me back.
Oh, look, a triggered neckbeard.
Dummy, UMB was faster, bigger, vastly cheaper, and more reliable than flash memory back then.
But keep cocking your fedora aggressively at me, it's hilarious. You probably weren't even alive then.
The PSP was such wasted potential. Sony had the potential to become where apple is today if they created a version of the PSP with a 3G modem and maybe even touchscreen.
Even though the PSP wasn't as ergonomic as modern smartphones are today, the psp still was still more powerful than the first smartphones that were released.
I had that green one for a short time, but lost interest as kids sometimes do. I wish I could find it today, I'd love to fuck around with one but they're a bit pricey on ebay last time I looked.
>using the speaker for navigation
Just kidding but it looks like it.
Better built, too, I dropped mine all the time, it was solid. The hardware side was top notch, like everything Sony used to make, but the software side was a shitshow.
I would unironically use this
Even if they charged like $500 for it like a year after the first iPhone and Androids was released they would have still been really successful. I don't know why they didn't take advantage of that short period when the smartphone industry was starting to establish itself and it was open to new competition.
They just needed to release something like the PSP go with a touchscreen and 3g modem
Ha. You're right
Sony doesn't take chances like that. Plus, they didn't have any investment in the cell phone world, it would have taken more than just adding hardware, it would have meant building out a cell phone network, and everyone back then was saying Apple would go broke trying it, even with a partnership with AT&T. The conventional wisdom back then was for the established brands like Nokia to bring the smartphones to the market.
Touchscreens were expensive back then, too - too expensive for a consumer product like the PSP. A PSP was under $200, the first iPhone was $700. That's a hard sell for parents, to buy for their kids, and that was the PSP market. The PSP platform was a game machine, with additional internet capabilities, not a phone or internet device.
just sounds like an assblasted boomer tbqh
Which microSD adaptor should I get? They all look like chinkshit.
yep, used to watch one of these in my dads truck with a dc adapter and like 10 D batteries
Mine is like six years old and it's chink shit, payed a buck or two at most I think but it still works fine.
Apple actually has q shit load of patents on touch screen/digitizer design and function, that other Android companies pay to use. Smart for a faggot company.
>my parents took me camping and I spent the whole time in the RV playing video games
I brought pic related with me all over the world. Watched so many movies on it. From LOTR to Star Wars to bootleg Naruto DVD's
No porn?
Hi Nick
wtf that is so awesome. I want Cars decals too!
Damn. Same here. I watched NewsRadio under the covers after I was supposed to sleep.
This from parents who never bought us a game console.. it was weird that they let me have it - they wouldn't even let me watch the Simpsons.
I remember getting that PSP bundle with spider-man 2. I watched that movie about 200 times
Download a decent Camrip and this would be the bees knees. Actually tempted to build something similar myself.
A coupme local arcades still have a few of those.
>buying porn dvds
I had a different model and watched pirated jav dvds on it.
i can't believe anyone asked their parents for one of those things.
just look how tiny those seats are. that's how you know they're old.
Got one from my grandma as a kid, it beat a Tiger handheld.
It was a different time.
truly surprised this thing turned on after collecting dust in my buddies house for 10 years
never thought i'd be using the first LCD i ever purchased present day
its comfy
Getting a real comfy vibe from this thread.
I remember watching one of the older Godzilla films under the sheets with my tiny portable TV
Lol real shit me and my brother and some friends did this when we were kids, we dressed up in old camo uniforms and hid in the woods watching neighbors tv through binoculars. Was fun and totally innocent but would have been difficult to explain if we had been caught
A friend in college had one of those for overnight desk proctor shifts
He knew what he was doing
As Nolan intended