Movies women will NEVER understand

I just skipped to the part where he climbs, I dont really care about the rest. Documentary makers are the most pretentious faggots on earth

Woyzeck, Fitzcarraldo and Cobra Verde by Werner Herzog

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idk guys, I think Lynn Hill would understand this movie perfectly

thanks for confirming you have nothing to contribute to the conversation retard

>moves women will never understand
yeah the conversation was extremely sophisticated before I got here

>t. guy who fast-forwards through scenes with dialogue

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Oh wowwwww. A woman entered the thread and tried to make it entirely about herself. How crazzzzzy is that?

Women literally destroy civilizations from within when given basic human rights by the way.

They literally disrespect Alex the entire time and then talk about how "women and color" are the only important things that went into the film.

They literally throw a "oh, yea and thanks Alex for doing the climb or whatever" at the end.

Makes me so fucking mad. Here's the speech:
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this clip is such a perfect encapsulation of the utter faggotry that is Hollywood

The best part is the woman who gave the speech wasn't even filming on the wall. She was in the valley below the entire climb making useless commentary. She was the worst thing about the documentary and she gets to give the speech?

Literally came here just to say this. Honnold is her new hero.

I mean that's par for the course for these types, it's their 'vision' or some such bullshit. Autistic cliff man doesn't seem to care though he just looks happy

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You post this in every free solo thread. Go to /r9k/ or at least make an original post.

>Go to /r9k/ or at least make an original post.
Not that poster, but I just wanted to tell you that you're a nigger.

yeah, she was the director. That's how it works.

Everytime his gf started talking I had to skip ahead. She just doesnt get it.

wonder who made this post

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literally children's minds

Watched this today. Had a couple observations:
1. It wasn't an amazing documentary, the feat however was.
2. Alexs gf just doesnt seem compatible with him.
3. You can tell Jimmy Chin doesn't give a fuck about Alex, he only cares about making this documentary to further his career.

>she was the director
Her husband did all the work behind the scenes and filmed it on the wall. She did nothing.

Good thing Alex brought her a house and a car.

shes just waiting for him to die to get sum dat climbin money

how would you know?

>shes just waiting for him to die to get sum dat climbin money
Now it becomes clear why she literally dropped him from the cliff while practice climbing.

You can tell from the film.

no you can't. For all you know, she might've been the most influential force behind the scenes. Just because she didn't climb up there with him, doesn't mean she wasn't instrumental in putting the film together.

>You can tell Jimmy Chin doesn't give a fuck about Alex
But it's his wife pulling the strings. They don't even life together despite having children and being married (he lives in Minnesota, she in New York).

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The film is the least impressive thing about the climb. The film itself isn't impressive.
>For all you know, she might've been the most influential force behind the scenes.
Your head cannon is lame.

Imagine being this level of an incel.

>The film is the least impressive thing about the climb.
The Oscar wasn't for the climb, it was for the movie itself brainlet.

If you had watched the documentary you would see how she doesnt understand his passion or drive.

It was for the climb. It wouldn't have won otherwise. Period.

>passion or drive
Women literally cannot comprehend such things. So they hate men who do experience passion or drive.

The category was 'Best Documentary - Feature,' not 'Best Feat of Athleticism.' The director's are the ones who are supposed to speak, not the documentary subjects themselves.

there are definitely women with passion and drive
women are a meme in a lot of ways but youre being ridiculous

You're right. It was a good thing they didn't even mention Alex in their speech. Thank you for your female/tranny perspective.

You don't know women as well as you think you do.

>Is breaking up with the girl who almost got you killed really going to make things any better?
>no, probably not
Holy Christ what a cuck

what do you make of Olympic athletes or famous female writers and painters? they dont have drive and passion?

>Olympic athletes or famous female writers and painters
Doing something purely for attention, or out of habit until you excel at it (due to parental influence at a young age) is not the same thing as doing something because you are driven by your passion to do it. There are exceptions to the rule, but men are built to be conquerors that push limits and women were built to follow men and have children.

He's literally Chad B-list tier now, he even met Taylor Swift and she said she liked the film.

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Can you imagine almost killing someone your dating and then saying that? He'll probably be affected by that fall for the rest of his life. That chick psycho and will use alex because hes too autistic do anything about it

I thought this exact same thing. The cunt doesn't realize there's no rope left and lets it slip right through? For his sake I hope he doesn't marry her because it'll literally be the death of him.

He is mentioned in the speech.
>Thank you Alex Honnold, for giving us courage, and teaching us how to believe in the impossible, and inspiring us.

You're getting outraged over nothing

He's mentioned as an afterthought. Did you even watch the speech? You stupid tranny cunt.

She literally talks more about "women and color" and his stupid fucking girlfriend more than Alex. What the fuck are you talking about?

>be grown man climbing glorified jungle gyms like a child
>live in van
>refuse to settle down and get a real job and raise a family
>girl wants to help you and cure your autism
>does the only thing that will actually stop your foolish escapades
>it works, alex reevaluates life (in interviews, he's said he might never free solo again and wants a family now)
She did nothing wrong. A man can't be climbing rocks for no reason and risking his life. Honnold needs to provide for his family and the only way to snap him out of it was by showing him the risks and consequences.

Yeah, I just watched it so I could transcribe for you the part where she thanks Alex. I didn't see it as an afterthought at all. Since it's the last thing she said, it's what the audience is ultimately left with.

If you really think her speech was appropriate, you're part of the problem.

She helped make a two hour long movie that was more or less exclusively about Alex. Without that movie, his accomplishments would not have been recognized by nearly as many people as they are today. But you're worried about how much time she dedicates to him in her speech? She thanked him didn't she?

>you're part of the problem.
What problem? Oscar speeches you find objectionable?

I feel visceral hatred for you and I don't even know you. You must be a terrible person. I hope one day you can overcome your blissful ignorance.

Hi Sanni. He makes way more than you climbing rocks. Next time make it less obvious when you try to kill him.

Good argument!

Women are truly worthless cunts. I cannot wait for artificial wombs.

The documentary was only notable due to the feat being performed in it. Had it not been about a man free soloing the most impressive granite wall on earth it would not have got an oscar.

>I cannot wait for artificial wombs
Have you not read Brave New World? There's a lot biological development provides that a test-tube can't replicate. Even outside of the womb, stuff like breastfeeding is incredibly important in developing the immune system due to providing the mother's antibodies.

lmao loser

He does make some good points. You do come across as an insufferable cunt.

How do you feel about professional athletes, like football or hockey players?

Good argument!

okay. Doesn't change the fact that the award is for the movie; the states go to the directors, not the performers or the documentary subjects.

Congratulations, you've completely validated their opinions

>their
>He does make some good points.
Your samefagging isn't fooling anyone, and you lost the argument a few posts ago.

my last ex-gf's favorite film was das boot
but she had diagnosed female autism

LONDON

if i directed this i would have opened it with the full climb, tell me this is how it was directed and not a bunch of bullshit before the climb?

>Honnold needs to provide for his family

how?

>a man can't be climbing rocks for no reason and risking his life
you are an absolute cuck and will have terribly boring life. congrats

Have a father

Watch Meru. One of the main mountaineer's marries his friend's wife and adopts his children after his friend died in an avalanche. That's what happens when you die from doing extreme sports, you leave a family behind and your closest friend takes your place - who's the real cuck?

i mean the guy who adopted the children is a cuckold in the literal sense of the term

No, he made a calculated choice to save a widower and her children by being a father figure. A cuck would be someone who falls for and marries some single-mother he met while dating. But in this case, he already knew her well as he was close friends with her husband. He also knew she'd accept his extreme-sport lifestyle. It's all in the details.

He looks like that one incel guy meme wearing the black ops shirt

a cuckold is just someone who raises someone else's kids. The classic example is that he doesn't know they aren't his, but it's the same principle from an evolutionary perspective

>"women would never understand it lol"
>a woman helped make it
Why is Yea Forums so stupid?

Watch her Oscar speech. She clearly didn't understand the film or why the act itself it was admirable or worthwhile.

>a woman helped make it
She can't even climb, it was her husband handing off the cliff filming Honnold

Oh so its just you're assblasted at this particular woman, gotcha.

Why does it matter if a director can climb, exactly? Did the movie pretend that she did?

She did mention that it's Alex's courage that was the point of the movie. A better film would have concentrated on that instead of the inanities surrounding his girlfriend, I mean the guy is a truly unbelievable human. Most people wet themselves at 20 feet off the ground. But she did make note of it

>Did the movie pretend that she did?
No, they showed her standing in the valley below being completely useless while making inane comments that didn't add to the film. If anything her presence was a net negative to the film.

Yeah but you guys bitch about every woman being a net negative to the films they're involved in so I can't exactly take you seriously here.

That guy went to my high school
still don't care, haven't seen your gay movie fag lol

Mentioning Alex as an afterthought just so she could dwell on Alex's ditzy girlfriend and "women and color" was incredibly disrespectful to Alex and the people who actually contributed to the film.

Any good stories about how autismo Alex was? He kind of seems like a quiet kid that was super weird.

They had to give it to anything but the most worthy documentary They Shall Not Grow Old.

Alex comes off as a real narcissist prick. As do most of the extreme sports/vanity sports/mountaineering types do. Because they are.

And I know that this isn't the place to make this argument but El Capitan is sacred place to many people and he is disrespecting the mountain.

sure its something we built but i also feel its the natural course that this came to be

Alex really doesn't come off as a narcissist, why do you say that? Im also curious about what you mean about sacredness, a Native thing?

lmao, you're a faggot for getting offended on his behalf. If he had a problem with it, maybe he would have said something by now.

Sorry, men have solidarity. I wouldn't expect a tranny or women (whichever you are) to understand such a thing.

Nobody who writes "gay movie fag lol" was alive when Honnold went to school. Ignore the trolling zoomer.

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Incels have pretty great solidarity, I agree.

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Why isn't she using magic sticky powder?

honestly unreal

>t. r/MGTOW

Sorry it didn't work out ano...
Wait
>Female Autism
>Standard autism

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the mgtows are a perfectly respectable thing. They just want to be left alone, there is nothing wrong with that. Im sure a lot of them aren't exactly catches but they aren't hurting anybody

same with mine.

>yeah, I can climb this solo, and all I need is...
>these specialized rubber shoes that allow me to grip the wall, without them it's impossible
>these shoes are made in a sweatshop factory in bangladesh and the waste is dumped into the local river - did I ever tell you I'm a vegan and an environmentalist?
>and this magic sticky powder, otherwise I'd lose hold and slip
>and to rehearse the route for months and months until I guarantee I can do every hold
>but yeah, I can solo it
>"it's all about the mental aspect, that's what makes it so impressive"
Goats don't rehearse anything, they climb on whim to lick salt, no magic sticky powder, no specialized shoes, nothing. That's free soloing, none of this artificial, Redbull-Go-pro tier commercialized sport.

Honnold claiming to be an environmentalist is what gets me the most. He wears 100% synthetic clothes which cause pollution in the third-world countries they're manufactured with, and which are proven to leech microfibers into the ecosystem each time you wash them. Human wastewater is filled with microplastics and that all runs into rivers and oceans, most of which comes from abrasion of synthetic plastics. Honnold is a fraud.

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This is obviously a bait post, but I know there are people that actually think this way (both men and women). How depressing.

there is still just one Honnold though. If it were as easy as you make it out to be there would be other people doing what he does

>Alex really doesn't come off as a narcissist, why do you say that?

He lives in a van and abandons his family for an expensive hobby that doesn't add anything tangible to society.

>Im also curious about what you mean about sacredness, a Native thing?

Yeah, they don't like whites climbing El Capitan as it is prominently featured in their origin story.
If you aren't free climbing you have to use existing drill holes.

I'd have more respect for them if they actually did 'go their own way.' Instead, they seem to continue to obsess over women.

I have read a bunch of their forums and they are in two main classes- guys whove got burned by women, and incel-type guys who dont have options

I understand why they talk about women so much, the same way that radical feminists talk about men so much. You cant escape the opposite sex unless you live in a monastery, and even then theyre in your head.

I dont think mgtow is a good answer to societies problems, but i cant hate people whose MO is just 'leave me alone'

>look at me I can do easy tourist shitter routes without safety gear
Absolute virgin behavior. After he inevitably kills himself being a retard people will feel uncomfortable talking about him and his name will be swiftly forgotten, like it always happens.

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Stupid manlet zoomers I swear. May as well be a woman. I think you need to go replace your tampon.

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and by "obsessing" over women, you mean talking about how society gives them a pass for everything? If your life was filled with injustices, you wouldn't just walk away, you would fucking talk about it too. So does a group of men online talking about the shit women do to them trigger you so much now? So you just want them to keep their mouth shut, eh?
>"XD hehe i want them to go their own way, but they must go their own way, MY way :P"
fuck off

You're dumb as fuck

lmao, sorry I touched a nerve. I just thought the whole ethos of men 'going their own way' was to completely disengage from the whole dating scene. MGTOW's seem to talk about women and dating more than anyone else though.

Maybe they should organize some sort of civil rights demonstration if they feel so oppressed.

I went with my grandmas friend and she understood it pretty well.

Incel

Great input.

I've never really been interested in sports but what this guy does is mythic . Literally legendary Greek tale shit. Comparable to going to the moon or something.

You must have missed the 800 Alita threads over the last month