The trailer is terrible. How unfortunate for you P3D0s

dad seems pretty funny
the real question is:
Is there going to be a Wizards of Waverly place thing with Diego and Dora?

>17 yrs old
>pedo
imagine that

Weird. I've watched the cartoon and u don't remember wanting to stick my tongue up Dora's pussy

dats aquaman's dad

What in the fuck did any of that have to do with the original Dora the Explorer?

Am I the only one who thinks this doesn't look that bad?

>2000's nostalgia
>hispanic culture hot right now

you're not alone, the only thing I think it may be missing is some self aware humor at least as a nod to the old cartoon

whats the fucking market for this cancer? I do not understand who they are selling this to? Purple haired trannies?

This looks like it came straight out of the early 2010's.

>Dora the Tombraider

Who the fuck is this even for? (except the monerfags of course)

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finally some good pedokino after dan the man got iced

Making your own threads now, girafa?

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People who watched Dora 20 years ago

Big talk from a site that used to share CP and jailbait

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Looks like a Jumanji rip-off with "teen problems" bullshit thrown in.

Most of those people outgrew that shit. Its not like Lego. Its something you watch when you're a retarded toddler. This thing is DOA, trust me.

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Where's the GCI cursor?

Beaners will eat this shit up.

Eh, I've mentioned it to some people who never heard of it and went
>What? Really?
>Why did they make that?
>I want to see it
In the span of 5 seconds

meanwhile, wh*tedoids will flock to watch the next Black Panther

CRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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seeing the wet clothes scene is enough for me

You're spamming with exact same responses

To prove they aren't racist

Whoa, you can't post that here on 4channel

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And you’re mad because you don’t have a retort?

Id eat her up if you catch my drift

The first two don't exactly sound like yuge endorsements to me.

Doesn't matter if they see it

>no swiper
thank god best character won't be in this dumpsterfire

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I dunno, it looks kind of cute for a kids movie.

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Benny gonna swipe that v-card yo.

dats motherfuckin Django Feet, father of trillions

Fucking kek

>actress is going to be 18 yo by July

based

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That V-card has been lost ages ago, trust me I am a spic

Someone say feet?

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Is Bay producing it or directing it?

this is like cheap movies that are obviously made for money laundering - but instead of money laundering is "fucking teen pussy"

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Does anyone remember the string of shitty old TV shows turned into movies during the mid 90’s?
Like The Brady Bunch movie, The Beverly Hillbillies, Adams Family, and probably some others I can’t remember.
It’s where the characters from a TV show are thrown into the modern day world as their far fetched character selves and then some real world problem occurs due to a real world bad guy and the character’s TV persona and knowledge saves the day.

Those movies are absolute cringey dogshit and yet they’re extremely comfy to watch.

Well this movie looks like it’s one of those movies.

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>half the trailer is Moner ass shots
>terrible

When did you find out you were gay?

Pretty sure Dora is pure in Dora the Explorer canon.

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The Addams Family movies were kino. Raúl Juliá was amazing as Gomez

I don't know, if it wasn't for the cast I would say it's probably pretty low budget. Probably still is fairly low.
Btw, remember that time Michael Bay replaced Megan Fox with Rosie Huntington Whitely with a 14 year old as the hot, sweaty, greased up tan girl working on cars in transformers?

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based

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he did start megan fox's career having her be a semi nude dancer in a scene when she was 15 too

TRAILER NOW

it looks fine. it's a dora movie

>female Ghostbusters portrays all men as idiots
>The Last Jedi portrays men as idiots
>Black Panther claims white people to be stupid colonizers
>Dora The Explora shows all white people as being literal retards

How far are they going to push this?

Yo calm down dude you know this is a movie for teenagers right.

should be like a dark knight grim and gritty reimagining

>Dora The Explora shows all white people as being literal retards

Are you high?

moner gives me boner

>derbez
getting tired of this spic

Moner has some advice for you

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>enjoying Addams Family movies because of Raul Julia

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>a child
Isn't she 17? she's been legal for a while where I live

do you guys ever get bored of making the same threads, replying with the same images, and having the same arguments about some girl who doesn't know or care the slightest that you exist?

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It actually looks a lot better than I expected. They're kind of going the Scooby Doo route and making fun of the material.

Dora has a fucking Knife.

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dora the explora was really dope. I remember staying home from school and watching middle or high school and watching some episodes. Back in 2004-007 idk when. Watching these kids cartoons with a open mind you can get high with no drugs involved.

Indeed

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I can't like both Raul and lg Christina?

Do you ever think you're any better when you stick around enough to see the patterns?

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Shouldn't this have been a cgi movie instead?

touché

>the scene at the high school
what the absolute fuck? Do burger schools really have airport style security now? The fuck is wrong with you apes?

"No!"

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Reminder Moner sleeps in the nude

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What an absolute fucking trash...

Didn't expect much either, but this is worse. It's gonna bomb hard, which is good so she'll have less success and has no choice but to pick roles with strong sexualization in the future.

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Do you always post that picture when you're bitching about something?

They're Americans. They'll kill you and your whole family if you look at a bitch aged 17 years and 264 days.

pervert

>not asshole
pleb

God I hope you're right.

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Who the fuck ever though dora the explorer would be a good idea for a hollywood film. The worlds gone fucking bananas.

Yes she is

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it will make money. looks like a fine movie to take your kids to

Looks like they are trying to rip off the new Jumanji movie. Almost expected The Rock to show up

>thinking she's a virgin
What a pathetic, mentally inept fool. She probably gave all 3 holes to be in transformers dude.

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imagine waking up from this holy shit

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That is still the best of her. My god, that greasy brown was so good. Fuck the rest of the movie though.

Moner is PURE!

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Anyone else thinks she looks best without makeup, no excessively plucked eye brows, all natural? I love her bean genetics.

Even Teenagers would Cringe at it because is based on a Show for Toddlers.

I don't know about natural, but no makeup for sure

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>Dora has a fucking Knife.
so, it's going to be rated R in Britain?

Well the teens and normalfags on twitter seem mostly happy with this.
twitter.com/DoraMovie/status/1109618193608249344

>dat pic
Holy shit... HNNNNNGGGGG

does she have a license for that?

It's gonna get indexed in New Zealand.

Really? There are 12 billion reasons to think humanity is fucked and liveaction Dora is your threshold?

Hmm, why would someone invest money in a popular property, hmm, mysteries, mysteries.....

pedos and mexicans

No you didn't

It's only going to get interesting next year, when the first movies with her 18 year old self get released and she can legally slut around on screen.

it looks fine for kids. i hope they don't drag the awkward high school angle for too long

>Moner is a child

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Its going to be Spy Kids for this generation. Everything from the special effects, to the scenes just remind me of Spy Kids. I feel like it will do really well in Central and South America.

Why everybody brown?

>17 year old is a prepubescent child

I don't remember wanting to fuck Dora the Explorer.

Banned in Britain for promoting knife crime.

its a conspiracy

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18 is the highest age rating in Britain.

Oi ya got a loiscense for those safety scissors ya cheecky wanka?

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In nigger-infested cities, yes. Been that way since the 1990s

>implying she didn't meticulously plan that shot
She knows very well how to market herself. Probably added that small metal object in post production.

Imagine being a parent taking your little kids to watch the movie because they love Dora and you smell something bad, and there are greasy grown up men from Yea Forums behind the row

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MUH FUCKING DICK IS DIAMONDS

that's why I'm going to take my sister's kids to go watch it :^)
>I'll take them to go watch the movie! you don't have to worry about it

welp

at least the lead is really pretty

I am 17 years Old and i find this shit Cringy.

>Adult Dora, but dressed the same as child Dora
>'cousin' you're so big and tall
>we're abducting you from school
This was clearly a porn they decided to convert halfway through.

Will be more enjoyable than Us, god that movie sucked ass.

>why is dora hot
>the responses

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>I am 17 years Old
You shouldn't be here ma boi.

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Moot Created Yea Forums when he was 16 years old.

who used it

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Galaxy Quest is kino though

Dora unironically has bigger tits than the new Tomb Raider chick

What the fuck

looking forward to the water scene desu

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Dora unironically has bigger tits than the new chick from the Tomb Raiderm movie

wtf

based michael pena

Unironically this.

gookmoot runs this place now

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I lied, i'm actually 18 years Old?

I'm just here for the cunny.

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=okQA7Bu2zm0

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this

>moner will never laugh at your little white dick
;_;

>implying we care about the story

i cant wait until the whole board is filled with moner webms

So does every other normal person?

It looks pretty watchable

What the fuck happened to eva longoria

I expected it to be bad.
What I didn't expect it to do is be unoriginal by falling into the highschool movie mean girls tropes of "eww highschool is the real jungle"

mexican genes

why the fuck does Diego have a buzz cut. This really pisses me off desu

's nostalgia

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Looks as fun as jumanji welcome to the jungle.
This could be wonderful

Man why is she so sexualized

She's far sexualized than Lara in Tomb Raider dammit

>metal detectors in high school
Do amerisharts really do this?

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>t-shirt and (non-slutty) shorts
>sexualized
You're just a pervert user.

She shows more skin and have more sexualized action shits than Lara tho

Chinese toretto

Yep. Doesn't work either just teaches us how to sneak shit better.

unpopular opinion but i really want to bury my dick in this girl

>that used to share CP and jailbait
Do you know where you are?

>Black Panther claims white people to be stupid colonizers
What?

Yeah the movie seems to pretty much only use the name of the original but other than that it’s nothing alike...

>dora vs armed mercenaries
kind of kino

Shouldn't Dora be played by a white actress? That was the show's main demographic. I wouldn't feel comfortable taking my kids to see a colored Dora.

>You're gonna invited to music party called rapes

What does he mean by this?

Is that Tommy Gunn at 1:39?

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Quality bait

Holy fuck this is my apartment building in Toronto

>The trailer is terrible.
>The trailer was actually comfy af tbqh
What did OP mean by this?

Triangulate the angle to find the room so you can sniff the pillow

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>What did OP mean by this?
Homosexuality

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this is fucking based bros

Isn't Dora cozy nature adventures for kids? Why did they turn h er into feminism propaganda Captain Fungal 2?

Wtf

You can stop baiting now, this is a comfy Moner thread

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POST MORE MOMO NOW

I would berry my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Hot off ms paint

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But c*nnyposting has died out though?

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I WANT TO BLANDA UP AND FUCK A BEANER

>Its not like Lego. Its something you watch when you're a retarded toddler.

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I NEED AN EXPLORER GF

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how do I get a brown qt gf to cuddle

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>''slay''

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I have honestly seen worse movies. This looks like fun and a good opening to the inevitable trilogy.

so dora is lara croft?

Who took this?

Which one does she get naked in?

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oh

The casting tape

>dora movie
>make it about high school
ONE FUCKING JOB PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A RIPOFF OF THE JUNGLE BOOK MOVIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me

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Humanity is fucked because some kike producers wanted to make a quick buck on a shitty kids film. Please fuck off to Reddit, you cringey underage retard.

Shes only there for like 15 minutes it looks like

You think she takes the knot?

Unironically this is gonna make a lot of little kids take huge knives to school to look adventurous like Dora. Based anarchist movie.

should have called it dora the explorer
dora and the lost city of gold sounds like a sequel

also this looks terrible
almost yogi bear movie tier bad

oye dora....

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This is an American imageboard. 17 is illegal here. Please delete your post and report yourself to the authorities for extradition to the US, jail time over here isn't so bad if you're black.

>body double in the first second

I'm not sure

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>trust me I am a spic
I kek'd but what did you mean by this?

Why do I want to see this? Typical kids movie I guess?

Imagine being this much of a pussy

Good.
Any damage to Moner would be a tragedy

cant wait for the memes

>You. Bacta. Now.

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Anymore rare Moners?

Mmmm that slightly open little mouth...

got you senpai

imgur.com/a/QoB8wb4

What you want?

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Im simply stating the facts, my schizoid reads-what-he-wants-to friend.

Also can any burgers shed some light on what exactly the point of this is? Won't school shooters just sneak in over the fence, come later when everyone's trapped in classrooms, or just start shooting at the main gate?

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That's a beautiful dog

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

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You just know...
Which is hot as fuck

>tfw your movie is so successful that it gets ripped off for a kids movie in 2 years
BASED DWAYNE

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Wild guess: knives and stuff

>Im simply stating the facts, my schizoid reads-what-he-wants-to friend.
I was just making fun of the fact that you actually think that. I brought knives to school, as did my friends.
>Also can any burgers shed some light on what exactly the point of this is? Won't school shooters just sneak in over the fence, come later when everyone's trapped in classrooms, or just start shooting at the main gate?
It's a movie retard. I didn't go to a ghetto shithole but they are supposed to be at the main doors

Could've been cool if she turned and asked the audience shit the whole time.
>"Where'd you transfer from?"
>"WHERE DID I TRANSFER FROM?"
>waits
>"DID YOU SAY THE JUNGLE?"
>waits
>"THAT'S RIGHT! I TRANSFERRED FROM THE JUNGLE!"

leave the predator to me.

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17 is legal in a majority of US states

it's funny because the person that made this post is cringey, underage, and most likely came here from reddit within the past couple years

>17 year old fully developed beautiful woman
>child
This is your mind on faggotry and feminism

What is this girls problem and why does she look like an Indian boy?

>No you
Good one

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Her tits look so fucking cute in this shirt holy fucking shit I want to pound the everloving shit out of her pussy on my kitchen table.

Yea Forums whining about canon
Yea Forums obsessing over moner
/pol/ complaining about sexualising a minor

looks like this gonna be the meme movie of the year

>/pol/ complaining about sexualising a minor
Oh no no, I refuse to believe that /pol/ is this retarded, they used to be very clever, what happened?

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hnnnng nice

>sexualising a minor
kek not in my state.
I could legally fill her womb full of my hot thick semen right now.

Not in America, bud

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>>I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe

>sexualising a moner
Fixed it for you

>first few seconds
>drums
>strings crescendo

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hit a little close to home there r/thedonald tourist? if you say kike every post though you'll fit it in no time. nobody thinks you're a tryhard edgy faggot or anything who ruined the board.

Yes, in America you fucking idiot.

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see

>black panther (black)
>crazy rich asians (asians)
>aquaman (samoan)
>dora movie (mexican)
whats the next race to get a movie?

Those doe eyes are surreal

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nothin' personal, kid

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what is this from? video?

it looks like a spy kids movie
and i think im excited for it

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She is a doe

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Well would you look at that
>tfw 18+ state
Oh well, I prefer 29+ anyway.

>pretending to be obsessed
>can't even spell her name

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>would grip antlers and ride all night

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we can now have Isabela Moner threads without getting deleted.

Time to rise up.

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she's wearing makeup. it's hilarious girls literally go spend 30 minutes in the bathroom putting on makeup and doing their hair so they can take a "just waking up" selfie and post it on instagram. they're all such vapid self-obsessed whores.

She mogged the fuck out of Jordyn

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No hablo

What are you even on about, are you Jewish or something?

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To be fair, you never know what will be *the* straw. Mine was decades ago, I don't even remember what it was.

>kids movie from Nickelodeon
>theaters filled with middle-aged, overweight men
>air filled with the sounds of heavy breathing before the film even begins

>Also can any burgers shed some light on what exactly the point of this is? Won't school shooters just sneak in over the fence, come later when everyone's trapped in classrooms, or just start shooting at the main gate

America is an idiotic near-dystopia hellscape, hope that helps.

based Okina Otomodachis

jealous

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Crotchmound

>forehead darker than face
Wtf

Thanks YIFY!

Somewhat limited, but I'll see what I have in stock

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Over applied bronzor to the forehead?

Of course, they used makeup so that she would look more childlike, and not like the photos ITT.

That actually looks funny and interesting for a kid's movie what the fuck are you talking about

No thank you i'll just wait for the porno that will follow on after.

vocaroo.com/i/s1h7YCyc0lmV

I thought there already was a Dora porn.

>implying anyone could do it justice

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I’m the guy that worked on it and told you people about the first Diego getting fired.

Trailer is shockingly bad. Surprising because there was a pretty decent trailer knocking about that we saw at the wrap party.

tell me more about her boning diego

Those hips are made for baby carrying

Backpack better talk or else.

Why ruin perfection?

>implying she wouldn't bounce right back with bigger boobs
Being pregnant would just be a bigger turn on

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Jesus Christ am I really considering watching this fucking thing just for Moner?

Get fucked it looks kino AF

>he has to consider it

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Pics or it didn't happen

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>considering

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God forbid one of the 12 captain marvel spergout threads dies for this one.

She sure have a lot of half naked pictures for somebody under 18

Wheres the text document?

Well what happens when she turns 18?

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Tattoos and smoking

You shut your filthy mouth, Bellafag

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Feets pls, especially soles

Lot of side shots but I'm having trouble finding one mid-stride from behind

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archived, search post no.103704376

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Why this and not blue's clues that show was a million times better

>not having it saved

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Yo is that Jango Fett?

This looks like comfy normie kino like Jumanji. Also Eva Longoria is getting old

Edgy Dora. Only worth watching for Moaner desu.

you dont even need to watch the movie to know the whole plot

well, he asked for a text document not a picture.

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Are there any pornstars with this aesthetic?

youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U
someone saw this and thought it should be real

penelope reed.

before i was attracted to isabella moner, she was my porn waifu. almost exact latino style face.

Pissed off that im old now and will never fuck a young thang like her again.

Veronica Rodriguez

I'm just a simple man trying to bone my way through the universe.

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Nice white washing.

Based. Kino.

Looks like it'll be a successful low budget kids franchise and there's nothing Yea Forums can do about it

Even Spy Kids had like 4 movies.

I'm still mad this wasn't a real movie. Peak Ariel right there.

That specific kind of tanline just does fucking weird things to my dick.
That and tanlines for a larger swimsuit than the one they're wearing.

uff

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