What is the point of ass shots in movies ? I hate it when I'm watching a flick and it just cuts to a shot of a girl's ass for no reason and serves no function in the plot , what the fuck is wrong with filmmakers ? am i supposed to just pause the video and start beating my dick ? what other possible reason is there to include ass shots in movies if they're not supposed to sexually arouse the viewer ?i'm watching a movie for an interesting story and character, not to jack off and i'm fucking sick of it.
What is the point of ass shots in movies...
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Found the faggot everybody. Here he is.
>i'm watching a movie for an interesting story and character
lol who does this
That ass was disgusting, all flabby and with cellulite.
Totally agreed. Any more examples?
You're autistic. This is why your life is going to be shit until you finally commit suicide because you can't figure out why no one likes you.
>am i supposed to just pause the video and start beating my dick ?
Wait you haven't been doing this?
When will people stop with this dumb shit? If i wanna look at at a girl's ass, i'll go watch porn. I'm watching a movie for the movie, not for some cheap boner-fuel
Have sex incel
this is how girls dress in currentyear
deal with it, virgin
>watching porn in the current year
LMAO
You're either a faggot or a woman. I'm guessing faggot since you're posting from a cancerous fucking phone instead of an adult computer.
i feel the same way about sex scenes
the opposite is true for me.
when a camera pans up to only show a woman from waist high it makes me angry.
i paid money to see this shit movie so let me look at your hollywood whore's asses
Here you go homo OH BILLLY
i legitimately don't get it. The scenes are designed to give the viewer ( most likely male ) an erection and obviously he's going to jack off, so do the filmmakers just want their audiences to start jacking off to their films, is this modern cinema ? getting your audiences to cum so they don't notice the flaws in your cheap movie?
god he would be a perfect reboot wolverine way closer to the comics height jsut make him young wolverine
Why are you replying to yourself, third worlder?
Gay
There's nothing wrong with that. Gratutious sex scenes are cancer, though.
t's hypnotic sometimes
>fapmachine poster
>adult
More like manchild
>i literally have no important work to do because i'm in my early twenties and work retail
You'll understand if you ever grow up and leave the poverty cycle, Jamal.
>projection: the post
Sorry Caleb, not all of us can sit around in our undies and shitpost from our battle station all day. What do you have going on tonight if I may ask?
>no u!
>arguing with trips like the dumb election tourist he is
>taking Yea Forums into public is a good thing!
>tell me your plans so i can make fun of them!
Well why not.
pls don't ban me. i'll be a good boy
>thread about ass
>some triggered tranny jannie deletes related posts
why?
Based volcel btfoing disgusting sex havers
If there's an ass shot it's a fucking wake-up call to start watching better movies.
Because he's impotent IRL and this is the closest thing to control over another person he'll ever have.
who hires these fucking retards?
Nice plans ya got there friend, let me know what you and Yea Forums watch tonight lmao
t. normie NPC about to meet up with his roastie thot so he can pee in her face and fuck her asshole
The fact that you own a phone made for gays indicates that you're lying. Imagine lying on an anonymous site like that. Pathetic.
It's characterization. It lets you know that character is a whore
Sex sells
>What is the point
Stopped reading. I agree
>Caleb as an insult
Holy shit you are a nigger aren't you?
I LITERALLY had to pause Friday the 13th when that one girl got completely naked and started walking around just to jack off to her when I was 13.
I want to call you a faggot but I actually agree. Sex scenes and shit like this serve absolute no purpose. Sometimes it can be used to show that the main (POV) character desires another character (the Megan Fox bent over car scene in the 1st Transformers movie), but there are other ways to go about that. I get the compulsion and wanting to film women's tits and asses but it just comes off and unprofessional and sleazy.
CUTE
Don't worry, I'll call you a faggot with no hesitation
Based
i've met it people that only own a smartphone
it's kind of sad though
>poots
It seems like a priming method. Primes the viewer, gets your blood pumping, lets you know that the upcoming scene is eitehr going to be sexually exciting, action packed, or perhaps one that you should pay close attention to as it is essential to the narrative. I'm thinking about it logically and that's all I can come up with. But yeah, I'd never complain about looking at a hot girl's fat butt because i'm not some kinda fag lmao
imagine being Irish enough to actually be attracted to this
fucking disgusting
It's a very serviceable bum.
Gross. Reminds me of my GF before I started feeding her ice cream.
what happened after you fed her ice cream
t. discord tranny
Pierce Brosnan pls.
Her thighs and ass got a lot thicker and juicier and much better to fuck and spank.
Tummy size increased slightly.
Breasts didn't really get bigger.
And her face got very very slightly rounder.
He is my patron saint.
I watched a movie called Jennifer 8, from around '92 or so.
its about a detective investigating murders of blind woman and Uma Thurman is the only (blind) witness, there is a scene in the movie where the killer climbs into her apartment while she takes a bath, to make nude pictures of her.
I will post some more webms of this scene slowed down and in higher quality that highlight the interesting parts and then reveal the twist with the last one.
and then we can judge what the point was of the ass in the scene.
Based and Architectpilled
what's the evolutionary point to men "having an ass", or for that matter, why would a woman enjoy ogling a dude's bum?
So women have something to spank, squeeze, grab, rim, finger, and peg.
God I hate men's boner culture and I hate women that take advantage of it so much
The absolute worse is when the girl is trying to act seductive and shit. Damn that's fucking cringy
take some butter and spread it all over your ass treeks
>dresses like a dumb hoe
>acts like a dumb hoe
>sluts around the time like a dumb hoe
>gets literally traumatised when a guy treats her like a dumb hoe
Has there ever been a more accurate depiction of woman in a film?
This has to be a double. No fucking way Uma Thurman has tits that nice. Also lmaoing at that fucking acting.
is the twist that you're retarded if you think that's uma thurman's body? lol
I like Lily James.
I don't care what you guys say, I would bury my face in there for an entire afternoon.
SOURCE
wtf i love cinderella now
DUDE
SEX
LMAO
then later they reveal the guy that took the pictures was the manlet baldlet janitor incel and that he was unrelated to the case and not the killer.
We never see the asshot that was taken from this scene on his wall.
so to answer the question:
I would say it was unnecessary for that particular film and didn't bring anything to the story to include ass.
I think the problem here is that you should be able to view a sexy woman's body as asthetically pleasing without needing to stop and jack off or getting mad about it. I don't believe you would feel this way if you weren't angry about being sexually frustrated.
Can't read filenames? It's The Exception (2016).
>Also lmaoing at that fucking acting.
lmao I know
sorry my brain stopped working for a moment when i saw that rump
now THIS is how you avoid getting typecast as a princess
I'll bet she has delicate, dainty farts that I just want to sniff up.
>I think the problem here is that you should be able to view a sexy woman's body as asthetically pleasing without needing to stop and jack off
then why is it included in the movie? what is the point? they clearly want to make the audience horny
Why does HBO get away with this shameless shit and overt violence? It feels so forced like a teenager takes over and for some reason when HBO does it it's cool. Even as a teenager I felt like HBO is super tryhard.
cringe & bluepilled
This but actually, fully, wholeheartedly, sincerely, unironically
stop being a lonely faggot pretending to care more than you actually do about this shit. do anything else
t. Gaylord
Sex feels so good that if you don't want it all the time there must actually be something very *wrong* with you.
was it tarrantino?
>stop being a lonely faggot
I can't. why dont they just stop with useless filler scenes that add nothing to the plot?
Turn off the TV when it happens. That's what I do.
sweet jesus
don't those cameras make a lot of noise when you snap a picture
You may also ask why they put beautiful scenery, perfect symmetry, anything else pleasing to the eye in movies. The anwder is because it looks nice.
The butt is one of the strongest muscles and one of the most important for lifting heavy things. So maybe it’s seen as a marker of general strength.
>beautiful scenery, perfect symmetry, anything else pleasing to the eye in movies
those usually have reasons for being there you braindead retard
imaging cutting to a 30 second shot of a slice of cheese in the middle of a war movie
that is the equivalent of the typical ass shot, completely meaningless and added in for fuck all reasons
Jesus Christ, just when i thought you couldn't be a bigger faggot then OP shows me i was wrong.
no some guy called bruce robinson
the movie isn't that bad actually, Uma was qt in some scenes.
I wondered about the same.
the entire bath scene makes no sense when you think about it.
>The butt is one of the strongest muscles and one of the most important for lifting heavy things.
Based buttocks user.
So you're comparing a slice of cheese in a war scene to a scene depicting a woman who happens to have a nice ass?
Movies have a structure and scenes are not just random sequences put next to each other because they look nice.
they must be purpose driven and ass shots are usually adding nothing to the story.
yeah uma is almost 2d-tier in that clip, i see what you mean.
yes, i am comparing something nonsensically added in for no reason to something nonsensically added in for no reason
why should structure be fucked because an ass is to be put on screen
i like boobies and butts
she seems so animatronic and stiff.
but its qt.
And then have him dick cyclops' mutant bussy
Are you sure you lift with your butt
actually shes a bit ugly in that webm
this webm, shes got beautiful eyes and a feels emotion on her
its called makeup
fell for the braap meme
ate a girls ass it was clean, she was white
its just nasty bros
couldnt get the ass funck smell off my beard and mustache for days no matter how much soap I used, it smelled like ass and sweat and spit
nasty
uhh so?
woman without makeup all look a bit ugly
Some women have nice asses. The fact that they do is not nonsensical. If a scene portrays a man who has big muscles do you get in an outrage because his large muscles have nothing to do with the scene and do not develop the plot? In this scene a girl is shown walking, correct?
Brie Larson, is that you?
I've eaten the ass of 30 different women and never had that happen, you got a dirty bitch.
A lot of cringecels worked into a shoot seething epic style
Its pointless and sexist because it is only used to set up the female/xir character as a slut.
Nicole wasn't hot even after you fattened her, Warren.
I don't like sex. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>If a scene portrays a man who has big muscles do you get in an outrage because his large muscles have nothing to do with the scene and do not develop the plot?
Yes, if unnecessary focus is given to them and the camera revolves around them for an unusual amount of time for no reason. Even OP specified
>cuts to a shot of a girl's ass for no reason and serves no function in the plot
>Some women have nice asses.
yes and? why they need to show it on screen?
when the scene is pointless why not cut it and fit in more scenes that actually advance the story?
>If a scene portrays a man who has big muscles do you get in an outrage because his large muscles have nothing to do with the scene and do not develop the plot?
Of course because it is equally useless. Why even include this filler at all?
So the way this character is dressed and showing off her ass is used to portray her identity?
yes
Sounds as though this ass shot has a point
You could easily not look at it, look at this picture, there's a bunch of other stuff. Like those plants, what are those red things in it, where is the receptionist, is she or he off to get more plants with those mysterious red balloon like things? For what purpose? Why must they put red things in green things? For contrast for cinematography for KINOOOOOOOOOO!!!
project more faggot
day 3 of nofap and you're just an angry useless low-t'd bitchboi that projects his insecurities unto others
This is akin to anime fanservice and those blowing a gasket over it are akin to waifufags, yes, both shameful things.
This. Keep that shit in porno and stoner comedies where it belongs.
What does a girl's butthole smell like?
>why would a woman enjoy ogling a dude's bum
It's not just women
baby powder
>am i supposed to just pause the video and start beating my dick
yes
ambrosia
shit
>implying anime fanservice isn't trash
>implying anyone pissed about garbage fanservice taking up resources that could've been diverted into a better story is akin to a waifufag
neck yourself
That's a narrow view of reasons for sex to be in movies, but even so if the character is indeed meant to be portrayed as a slut then showing that visually with the booty is totally reasonable
Wow, you're pretty dumb dude. Maybe you should finish reading the whole post.
Polar was pretty bad tho
>Not simply appreciating a nice shapely ass when you see one
>Thinks the only way to appreciate the feminine form is when there's a dick inside it
You are an honest to god homosexual, hope you know that
>ambrosia
Based Sir Didymus and Ambrosius.
It tastes like pussy cuz that's what I eat first
The fuck are you talking about, most women in my area dress in leggings and sweatshirts as if it's the epitome of feminine fashion
my sister farted into my face when I was a kid
My penis.
what i'd appreciate is retards not pushing meaningless softcore porn on me in the middle if a story
Like shit
The vast majority of girls don't wipe their ass properly at all
>looking at a girl is softcore porn
yikes
Source on that?
It's a fucking visual element you nigger, just like giant laser beam explosions and other gimicky shit that is meant to be appreciated for it's visual prowess alone.
I think you're better off reading books if you're this offput by visual elements.
>Looking at ass is softcore porn
I'm convinced you're either a woman or a faggot. Only these 2 demographics see everything as pornographic material
Because some people prefer thinking with their dick over their mind. There are some exceptions though....
Purely anecdotal
I've unironically sniffed a lot of women's asses, and not one has smelled pleasant.
Thank god I'm not interested in anal, nor are the women I've slept with. That would probably contribute to why they don't wipe properly.
>>looking at a girl is softcore porn
ebin strawman
>ass shot for literally no reason for the sake of an ass shot
>probably seconds that could've been used on the story
>somehow not bad
>giant laser beam explosions and other gimicky shit that is meant to be appreciated for it's visual prowess alone
said beams follow up from stuff, retard
adding a shot of an ass in out of nowhere doesn't
Your asshole will always smell like shit after shitting if it wasn't washed after shitting, wet wiped, or bidet'd. I think a lot of people think regular toilet paper is enough. If this is you, and you're reading this. Get wet wipes.
>ebin strawman
You're the one who brought up softcore porn.
how do i convince a cute girl to sit on my face and let me lick her butthole?
>not interested in anal
>goes around sniffing asses
You do you bro
>be well groomed
>be charismatic
I wouldn't fuck it with your dick
or COCK
B urself
Based Tourettes Guy poster
That's why I criticize women for not wiping properly.
I always use wet wipes at the very least. Usually I'll take a shower and wash my ass with soap.
I like asses bro, I just don't like fucking them when a perfectly good wet pussy is right there for me to use with no prep work needed.
Get her to be your gf first, then talk
Watched the scene out of curiosity, to see how retarded OP is. If anyone else wants to see, it's at 37:00 in the movie Polar on Netflix.
Here's how it goes:
>establishing shots of miami
>girl walks in
>brief shot of ass (OP's pic related)
>brief shot of sideboob
>all of this lasts 6 seconds as it shows her walk into a building
One, it's an establishing shot. Why aren't you complaining about the overhead shot of Miami?
Two, it lasts six seconds. Stop acting like it's ruining the movie.
Third - AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - the character is dressed like that for a reason. It seems that she's part of an assassin group, and she uses sex to distract their marks. The shot is to show what she's wearing, because that's important to her character.
Pic related is literally the FIRST scene of the movie, less than 45 seconds after the title card, before a single line of dialogue, and the first shot we see of her character.
OP, you are a liar, you don't understand movies or characters, and - based on the 5 minutes of this movie I've seen - you have terrible taste in movies.
>tfw hairy
>tfw wet wipes arent enough
ass hair is the devil
Sometimes a blowjob is nice even though there's a perfectly good wet pussy right there.
You gotta change things up.
It gets worse with each passing day.
But I have never in my life came from a bj. Why is that?
Gooseberries
based and consentpilled
walk off campus, kid
Death grip masturbation
Jews cut off skin from your dick now it has no nerves and is dried out.
Each more sugary sweet than the last user?
Fuck off Seamus O'Malley
But I've came in some loose pussy
sauce?
Idk I'm not a cock doctor
The real question is, why is full blown nudity still almost no where to be seen in movies?
We live in a super depraved society, which has had some serious nudity in movies for over 50 years. You would think there would be enough people in it at this point to counteract that depravity and start desiring basically "premium porn," or big budget romantic adventures that censor NOTHING and show extremely tasteful angles during sex scenes.
PEGGED
Subtle.
>worse
thrusting power
Haha what if there was a brown stain on the back of her shorts az a joke then she bent down and farted haha I bet it would stink real bad I bet that would be a funny joke haha
>extremely tasteful angles during sex scenes.
like the guys asshole in the corner of the screen?
What kind of doctor are you then?
cat woman hailey berry slut mode
anna hathway ass mode
If that's what you want bro, sure.
not proud to admit i paused and fapped when this chick showed up on screen naked
never done that b4
might you're literally gay if this bothers you. It's in the movie to keep men's attention.
I'm an amateur pharmaceuticals enthusiast
thats the point, everyone wants something different
Me too I'm on mushrooms. They are voting to legalize for depression in Denver no joke.
Mostly because there are no talented actors who want to do it.
Have you ever seen Pirates? It's a million dollar budget (apparently the sequel was $8million) and it's fucking garbage in terms of acting and filmmaking.
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Caligula is pretty much the only exception out there. And I don't think you'd get many people on Helen Mirran's level agreeing to that nowadays.
I've been watching trailer park boys excessively, and your post sounds like one of Bubble's rants
how do I get an english slag gf like this?
I heard they get ugly fast.
>slags get ugly fast
Well yeah thanks, Sherlock.
Be yourself.
Are you implying there's no such thing as tasteful things?
>Third - AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - the character is dressed like that for a reason. It seems that she's part of an assassin group, and she uses sex to distract their marks
You must be seriusly retarded. That girl had no other purpose than being a whore for the trailer. The guy with the sniper could have shot johnny knoxville with the whore giving a blowjob.
I lasted 5 minutes of that shitty movie before I shut it down and deleted it.
its purely subjective
so some director could be thinking doing closeup of a mans asshole is tasteful and then you are forced to sit through that.
or it could be any other thing that you might not like.
pediatric gynecologist
>its purely subjective
Yeah, except there still exists collectives in society, some collectives having a better perspective on things than others. Like, for example, people who have had sex vs. people who haven't when it comes to evaluating sexiness or quality of sex. So fuck off with your hipster nonsense please.
no you are wrong and I am right
This
What has being Irish got to do with it?
Characterization by sex appeal through cinematics. It can be done well
be black
Perfect butt to be quite honest
>The guy with the sniper could have shot johnny knoxville with the whore giving a blowjob.
Sure, that's true, but that's not the story this movie was telling.
This is the character that's in the movie. The ass shot fits with that character.
Like I said, it's a stupid movie. But that doesn't change the fact that tits and ass are LITERALLY the purpose of her character, and the movie as a whole. It's not a distraction - it's the whole point.
But that's a bad example because at least mouths stay wet and generally remain clean
Buttholes on the other hand are poorly cleaned and require prep work (lubrication, stretching, etc) to even fuck them properly.
I'll stick to what I know, thanks
ass like an onion
sez scenes in films are entirely to keep normies engaged because they're too brainlet to watch a film with an actual narrative and meaning
The fuck is the problem with the dude on the right?
It's none of your business senpai
Homo
Looks like the guy on the right may be a colored fella
I want it
Is this He Cute!-core?
Completely erect.jpg
>I'm scared to try new things
okay then
cuz i cry when i eat it
Best post in the thread. This is what ass shots used to be for. With the ease of internet porn they are seemingly pointless these days. Personally I find them comfy, they harken back to a forgotten time.
bags of sand
Thank God for chlorine
But then we wouldnt have Hershlag's Hershey Hole
That's her pussy.
Ass is up here
Glad you’re not a physician. Sheesh.
Whiteboi was irl brapposting and nigger was irl jannying
Ayo dat girl in the background pointing and laughing at the irl brapposting, she and dat whiteboi fell in love later that same day
Thats her tailbone. Are you sure your girlfriend isnt a tranny?
Oh god you can see the outer wrinkles of her big brown butthole and the beginnings of her bruised gaping horse vagina.
makes me kek every timne
Americans and their obsession with nudity...hilarious shit.
>ate ass
>has a beard
>it smelled like ass
Stupid fuck, for so many reasons
please explain
Sometimes you just need a good ass shot.
KEK
First, you fell for a meme. An ass eating meme. Second, you have a beard. Third you're surprised an ass smelled like an ass. Introspection, the time is now.
odds are the pussy you fucked wasnt that loose, it takes an insane amount of abuse to make pussy actually lose its grip
So OP isn't Mandy Muse? Just more netflix shilling?
>Dude just eat shit, what are you afraid to try new things?
Have fun with your life user
Good thinking user
ass shots are the best thing, though I want to see your point OP. Maybe you should keep posting them
Kek
>ass and tits are literally the point of her char
You know what fine, op here. Next time I make a movie, I'm making a char who's personality revolves around earing shit, so every time you see him in a new scene it cuts to a 30 second clip of him eating real shit, it's not disgusting or pointless it's just characterization!
You sound like the kind of guy that REALLY liked Captain Marvel
salty milk and coins
Sometimes it's necessary.
She's English you dipshit.
titillation.
looking at a sexy scene with an attractive actress who would not agree to do outright porn offers something that porn does not.
woosh
>am i supposed to just pause the video and start beating my dick ?
Yes.
kill yourself reddit subhuman
>OP being a massive faggot
Somethings never change
me outside the door
No bully please.
Source
>Caligula is pretty much the only exception out there.
lol what?
i reckon its true. think about it, only a girl retarded enough to think that is a normal way of getting fwb would have already been friends with an user who posts that shit for no reason
its like when you see two downy kids together, you feel bad for thinking they are only together because of the shared experience of crippling health and appearance issues, but here they are
Clint Eastwoods the mule has a fucking terrible sequence of ass shots completely out of sync with his normal style. Struck me as a republiboomer tryin real hard to prove hes not a racist. Whole movie was dogshit come to think of it
This is why we can't have nice things.
wasn't that movie partially funded by lebron or something, i attributed the ass to his input
That's how i feel about drugs lol. Sex is for having children.. No thanks!
Ew you ate poop and gut bacteria/ parasites of 30 wamen? Do you get a lot of seemingly random stomach aches?
>it really let's yer ass breathe
I don't even want women in the movies i watch
Imagine you could make people desire to fuck you just be taking off your cloths in front of them
fag
Not the same girl.
Ok where is this from, i recognize the ass from some tv show but I cant remember for the life of me
You have it all wrong my friend. No one hires them. They volunteer.
They do this with no monetary compensation.
What movies are you talking about OP? There's barely any ass shots these days unless they're on sticcs.
>: hannah murray
after 8 season
no one see her naked in game of thrones
>doesn't get a well-known meme
>calls other people redditors
What is the point of feet shots in movies ? I hate it when I'm watching a flick and it just cuts to a shot of a girl's feet for no reason and serves no function in the plot , what the fuck is wrong with filmmakers ? am i supposed to just pause the video and start beating my dick ? what other possible reason is there to include feet shots in movies if they're not supposed to sexually arouse the viewer ?i'm watching a movie for an interesting story and character, not to jack off and i'm fucking sick of it.
almost all ass shots are body doubles, some of you are so stupid
You'd probably like her then.
>Movies where you can literally smell the tension
What are you doing on this board?
Do you not enjoy film and television for the characters, plot and writing or do you watch movies for hot woman?
If you do then I gotta tell ya about this website called pornhub
user, have you ever seen a woman? All they do is pick at their phones
Brap fags the origin story
Sex sells for the average primate retard.
very disrespectful
faith and begorrah...
all of the day bro
polar on Netflix. just watched it and it was funny, op is a fag as usual.
Film is s visual medium you pleb
If you want plot and characters go read a fucking book
You are being an unreasonable baby right now.
The point of art is to communicate feelings. Sexual arousal is a feeling. Yes it's cheap, and easy, and a sign that the filmmaker has nothing better today say. But get off your high horse. People like pure aesthetics sometimes.
Also John Waters already made that movie and a lot of people love it.
What's the point of sex, suggestive themes, or other obscenity in mass media?
also why do humans obsess so much over two spherical objects positioned parallel to eachother lol
no ass
no bully
How was your night last night user?
Because... dude xD! Sex!!!
>he hasn't seen the human centipede
All spherical objects are parallel to all other spherical objects my dude
>it just cuts to a shot of a girl's ass for no reason and serves no function in the plot
It's all because sex sells. I also agree that including these scenes is unecessary when they're not influencing the plot.
gawd, just stop being such a fucking homo
sauce me
To make cocks and nipples hard. It's a audience experience.
Themian argument is the worst kind of justification