Character is a total scumbag with no redeemable qualities

>character is a total scumbag with no redeemable qualities
>everyone still loves him
epic, simply epic

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He's white dude. If Slater had done half the shit Zack did he'd be in jail.

No one really cared about him m8.

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How does it make you feel knowing the whole cast was fucking each other and swapping partners for the entirety of the show's run?

Except for that little faggot, Screech.

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Zach was kino incarnate

I was so glad when she got fake tits and did that photoshoot in the beach alcove with the see-thru mesh top.

So many loads blown.

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He’s traaaash

cuz he was a hot alpha chad

He isn’t white but native American

He's a handsome charismatic leader. That will do it.

And Slater is Chicano, preppie.

Chad gonna chad. 4th law of thermodynamics

how did they get away with this?

I thought he was a pajeet

Pretty hot desu.

It was a different time.

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Kek, that episode where he admitted he was a latino, like nobody knew

I always thought he was Italian!

High waisted swimsuits need to make a comeback.

slater is the 56% casting choice

the genius of casting him is he can be seen as many different nationalties


this is the future you chose

Zack was half Indonesian from his mother's side. Good for him that he got his father's phenotypes. He dyed his hair for the show because the role was for an all-American boy

>character is a total scumbag with no redeemable qualities
>everyone still loves him
Welcome to life. If only I'd realised

Not the cast's fault he was such an incel. I hear mr. belding was his bro. Kek.

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>this is the future you chose
I'm not jewish bro. I didn't get a vote.

as well as jeans.

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Really? It must be in College years because I don't remember it. What I remember is that Slater mentioned one of his ancestors was a matador, what mean latino in hollywood standards. Latinos can only be narcos, mariachis or matadors on tv and movies

>(YOU)
It's on me.

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Actually the character was conceived as Italian but the showrunner saw something in Mario Lopez and it was the 90s, the liberal decade but more in the "color doesn't matter" way than in the "let's put a label on everything but labels don't matter at the same time" way

Here’s a YouTube clip

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fucking this
chads, pajeets and elizabeth holmes will always ace the job interview ahead of me

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>White
That goblin is a mutt. He is as white as AC Slater was. (both were le 56% meme)

>tfw you will never get to fuck a bunch of cuties and pass them around with your bros
it's not fucking fair

Too fat

Fucking cringe. Slater's dad was an army guy and he appeared a couple of times in the show. I assumed Slater's mom was latina when I was a kid and Slater was a literal 56% that got his WASP name from his dad

BASED ZACK AND HIS TOXIC WHITE MALE DUDE BRO PRIVILEGE

THE HERO WE NEED

delet.

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the actor is actually jewish

CUNNY

what was the actual purpose of this? i think it was pretty clear that he had some hispanic heritage and they could have just passed it off like it was his mom's side of the family or something, no need to go into a retarded backstory about his dad hiding his true identity

Reminder "Zacks" claimed the virginity of almost every innocent girl in your school to avoid stds.

He is chad. There is a boomer 50 year old chad at my work who gets away with very lewd sexual jokes/touching towards women and other shit that would get every other guy fried.

Only one you’d want would be Kelly. The negress and the Jewish are literally dumpster bin material

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The writers wanted more "mature" storylines for moving to a college setting but it was cringe as fuck in a cheesy universe like Save in the Bell.

>Gosselaar was born in Panorama City, Los Angeles, the son of Paula (van den Brink), a homemaker and hostess for KLM, and Hans Gosselaar, a plant supervisor for Anheuser-Busch.[2][3] His Dutch-born father is of German and Dutch Jewish descent.[4]

Have you read Lark's kino book?

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Gee, I wonder why more boys are gay now.

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What are you trying to say?

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high waisted jeans has been the norm for like the last decade. where have you been?

>levi's are back on the new york stock exchange after 30 years
>high waisted jeans are back in fashion

mmhmmmmmm

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*smirks from heaven*
"Having fun discussing your kid's show gents?"

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>Based Chad wins again
As it should be. Fuck the "nice guy" incels. Anyone worth their salt would choose based Chad Zack every time.

looks like Jimmy Numale

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LMFAO this dude literally spends ALL DAY posting anti America shit on a Canadian Avian Research forum holy shit dide

Is this wayne static's son?

but I'm ugly stupid and poor...

His mother is half indonesian, so the actor who played Zack is 1/4 indonesian at most
he's mostly dutch, but with indonesian and jewish blood

You mother fuckers forget he was in Dead Man on Campus? Fucking redeemable!

Kelly was obviously superior in every way, but Jesse was pretty hot too

>be a literal mega chad who runs his high schools underground
>gets with every one of his female friends even the ones who ended up dating his friends

Did you even watch the show? We should all strive to be zack morris

Was she in a car accident?

They werent high school age when doing this. She was probably 18 or 19.

>mfw he was 32 when Beverly hills 90210 started

Unbelievable what kind of genes did this dude have?

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Fuck. I'm glag girls wear skinny jeans now. Bitch looks like she's wearing her dad's pants. Disgusting.

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Most characters in The Sopranos, Casino, Scarface, and Goodfellas

>They werent high school age when doing this. She was probably 18 or 19.

Thank you, Sherlock Holmes.

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Wtf happened to her face? She was a qt

at the time it was pretty common to cast much older actors to play high school students

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she took the sammy sosa route and got bleached

autism.

No one loves those characters except other mobster and ass licking characters who know they are powerful criminals

The show began in 1989 when Tiffani Thiessen was 15.

Actually she was 16 or 17 in most of these.

He's Indonesian Muslim. The jew has tricked you once again.

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MPG is actually part Indonesian but mostly Dutch

I know. But alot of dumbasses honestly think she was 15 in those bikinis.

are your sure? his mother is half dutch, half balinese, and Bali is mostly hindu.

based Zak jewing the kikes

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Why do numales hate this random saturday morning tv show character so much?

Freeze frame.
Chad worship is nu4channel.

why do women fucking do this so much

we all know she doesn't even know what a macro lense is even though shes worked in the biz for her whole god damn life

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nice double dubs.

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I fucking hate Zack Morris so fucking much.

>that guitar solo transition
God damn the 90's were kino

Why.

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she still looked amazing in the fallon reunion they made a few years ago

>hooks up with Kelly and forces Slater with feminazi

zack morris is chaaaad

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Let me guess how this went.
>0:16
Audience: WooOO
>0:26
Audience: Hahahaha *whistles and claps*

People mocked him for his age back in the 90s.

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Slater was an equal asshole jock and at Zachs side for all of his crimes

But user, that's not relatable. How will the betas self-insert?

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My absolute favorite part of this show is when there's an entire span of episdoes dedicated to Jessie's half-brother from New York where, at the end, they make a big deal of him staying and being a part of the crew and then he's never seen or heard of again.

Same for every girl Zack dates who isn't Kelly or Tori. The absolute lack of any internal consistency really drives home how little anyone gave a fuck and it is amazing.

I ever win the lottery, or come into some fucking huge wad of cash, I'd spend it all on a $100 million Saved by the Bell movie. I'd get the entire original cast and then put them back in high school even though they're all like 50 years old. The story would revolve around the return of Rod Belding and I'd make it a 3 and a half hour long surreal avant garde film.