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>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: DR. CYCLOPS (1940)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: A mad scientist working in the South American jungle miniaturizes his colleagues when he feels his megalomania is threatened.

IMDB RATING: 6.5/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 55% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

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Tonight's Movie: Dr. Cyclops
Year: 1940
Director: Ernest B. Schoedsack
Writers: Tom Kilpatrick (original screen play)


Description: In this film, the evil Dr. Thorkel (Albert Dekker) has developed a way to shrink people to a minuscule size and sets about inflicting his experiments on everyone he can find.

FEATURING:

Albert Dekker ... Dr. Thorkel
Thomas Coley ... Bill Stockton
Janice Logan ... Dr. Mary Robinson
Charles Halton ... Dr. Bulfinch
Victor Kilian ... Steve Baker
Frank Yaconelli ... Pedro
Paul Fix ... Dr. Mendoza
Frank Reicher ... Professor Kendall

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 17 min
Format: 35mm Film (Spherical)
Ratio: 1.37:1
Color: Color

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I don't get MeTV, but I appreciate these threads. My favorite part is that you take the time to look up the IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes ratings, but it's always CERTIFIED SVENKINO every single week.

I'm glad someone noticed. My favorite is when there is no RT rating so I get to do RT RATING: NONE (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

MY BODY IS READY!

The lower the score, the higher the kino.

Yay my hotel gets MeTV. I'm glad I at least get to eat my delivery gyro and watch some Wonder Woman and Sven with you guys before I get shitfaced with coworkers.

Albert Dekkar was the OG Hollywood death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Found hanging in his closet in lingerie with slurs written in lipstick on his body.

Oh I haven't seen this one yet.

>Turns on metv
Damn I forgot how hot Wonder Woman used to be.

>used to be
Still would grandmommy Linda

I imagine that huge harry pussy all the time

CLEAR THE AIR LINES
CLEAT THE FUCKIN AIR LINES!!!

>I imagine that huge harry pussy all the time

Took the words right out of my mouth

>motorboating those tig-o-bitties

>harry pussy
harry's pussy? Is that some tranny?

>tfw I can't tell if this is colorized or just early three strip technicolor

MeTV is not on Pluto TV yet? Goddamit, maybe next week.

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im drunk
changed my water pump today
didn't know if I could make it to Sven
but im here just some typos

I love you sven bro never leave

I'm just sobering up from going to see Captain Wahman this afternoon. What a dumpster fire.

its the dude from star wars

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A man after my own heart.

Also, has anybody seen my checkbook? Sven is on!

Shame she doesn't actually have a penis

That old slag wants that big sven dick

Maybe Sven wants her dick?

best dick she will her have

she always seems so nice and fun to talk to during interviews
it's too bad she doesn't have a dick though

sven is fucking reddit-tier humor and you guys are faggots for liking him

She seemed pretty nice on Joe Bob's show.

Maybe she wanted that biker guy's dick?

His bits are like only five minutes of the actual show.

oh, a wise guy, eh?

Sven is pure OG boomer humor, he is the complete polar opposite of reddit humor

Sven is comfy as fuck on a chilly Saturday night.

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hes back

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This Wigga is CRAZY!

my little pony

What the fuck this movie came out in 1940? There were color movies like this back then?

Pedro found his Pony!

>strange circumstances

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How did they do this effect?

>hanged himself.... under odd circumstances
>disgusted face
kek

NO FUCKIN CHECKS

That was a foreshadowing of gas chambers

that was a trick commercial

Odd that he didn't mention the ladies underwear of the boner sticking out of his panties. Maybe he'll mention that part in the song later on?

This guy was into some /d/ level shit years before /d/ was a thing. I'm impressed!

THESE LITTLE FUCKERS
IM GOING TO BED

I have an absolutely massive burning desire to put that little woman in my butthole and have her live there

That was a big cock

I feel it

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based svenanon

I have a bad feeling that the comic relief beaner is gonna die

I wonder if that really was a human sized sausage or a prop. It seems to have the right texture

>my dad watches this
>thought that it was stupid
>was visiting over Halloween last year and I saw an episode he had on tape
>realize the hamminess was the fun and that it's a sincere childhood fun rather than ironic humor
>as the kicker my dad was in the episode in the background as a bodyguard and the family gets to laugh
This is surprisingly comfy. How often does it come on?

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Not Pedro !?!

based and SVENPILLED

He's got the net, watch out

Every Saturday fren

Thanks, m8

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Bob Sapp, FTW

Threads get posted exactly 20 minutes before 8:00 PM Eastern every saturday on the dot.

Is there any way to watch this online? I don't have MeTV. :(

these little shits can run

I want her to give my dick a bear hug

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Can you imagine seeing this movie in 1940? It would have blown my fucken mind

Oh no, he let loose the hounds of hell!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA.

What a fall

NOOOOOOOOOO
PEDRO

that fall was great

I had a bad fucking feeling about Pedro since he walked in front of the chickens goddamn. And he evolved from pure comic relief to being useful,RIP pedro

>that GI Joe doll falling into the water

This is too good

The movie is almost over and all these idiots have done is hide inside a prickly pear cactus

BASED PEDRO SACRIFICE

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The prop maker was excellent in this flick

NO FUCKIN CHECKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

SAY THE LINE

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can't watch it this week but just wanted to drop in to say i love you svengoolie threadman

I love you too

Thank you for replying to my comfy svengoolie thread

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Hes about to get fucked up

18 posters , tied with last week.

Dis WIGGA tearin the house DOWN

I don’t ever plan on watching svengoolie but just seeing your thread on the catalogue brightens up my evening

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this Dr Cyclops is dead as fuck

Jeez, get a hotel room!

you think he fucked her when she had a tiny pussy?

Good movie, last week’s was better though.

FUCK YES
VINCENT PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah house of wax next week
See you guys next time

DANGER WILL ROBINSON
DANGER

See you next week

comfy saturday nights on metv. only show i don't really care for that much is buck rogers.

95 replies to a svengoolie thread! I love you all and I love sven

>this guy has been doing this show for 40 years
what the fuck. you'd think he'd run out of movies by now