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>Andre, Bad News, and Bigelow were working a match again at the El Toreo bullring in Naucalpan later in the year. We could not find any record of the match, so we don’t know the exact date or who else was in the match. What is known is that Andre was suffering from some sort of virus. And as always, he had been drinking. Tequila was among his favorite intoxicants, and while in Mexico, surely that would’ve been his drink of choice.

>Bad News and Andre were on opposing teams. Andre whispered to Bad News that he was going to deliver his patented butt bump to the face, calling him “boss” as he called everyone. Bad News got into position, laying on the ground with his head resting on the middle turnbuckle, waiting for the butt to the face.

>What he got was something far different.

>The combination of the virus, the alcohol, and the motion of the moving his butt backwards, all led to Andre losing control of his bowels. Without warning, he shat diarrhea all over Bad News.

>Bigelow watched it happened, and described it as oozing everywhere. And the more Andre tried to move to get out of the way, the more it fell out. And with someone of Andre’s size, you can imagine how bad it must have been.

Utah

Andre's existence was so sad honestly, the dude desperately just wanted to be treated and spoken to like a normal person.

Not half as hilarious as the actually verified story Jake The Snake told about him on JRE.

Which was?

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>starts farting
>i better start counting counting the seconds
fake and gay

>the dude desperately just wanted to be treated and spoken to like a normal person.
Me too and I'm not even a giant ;_;

they have cameras recording everything they could just count the seconds