Why did Jessica Alba stop acting

Why did Jessica Alba stop acting

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He just didn't

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Name one performance of hers that could seriously be called "acting."

Cuz she's a billionaire

She became a billionaire and didn't need to.

Look at this faggot

>Why did Jessica Alba stop acting
Because she owns a billion dollar diaper company now.

She owns Honest Tea and became a billionaire

As far as women go she's based

>stop acting

She never started desu! She was a terrible actress.

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>The Honest Company is an American consumer goods company, founded by actress Jessica Alba, that emphasizes household products to supply the marketplace for ethical consumerism. The company had $250 million in 2016 sales and was valued shy of $1 billion as of October 2017

If you can't see the number 6... don't hope to ever become a pilot

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Literallly a billionaire now, and not like that Jrenner chick "billionaire", shes actually a billionaire

>net worth 340 million
that's pretty impressive


I guess her success outside of movies, her having three children, her somewhat lacking acting ability and the lack of roles just kept her out.

Interesting that she came back for sin city in 2014.

>tfw she'll never be broke enough to be forced into porn

god gave us the most the beautiful face and then taunts us with it

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>I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous, and they think men in this business are used to women doing that. Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put asses in the seats, not, 'There's a chance you're going to be able to fuck me.' That's never been my deal.

She's doing something she actually has talent for now.

Just watch porn with any other latina....

Why are people saying she's not acting? She's featured in at least one project per year up until present day.

you guess

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well, you see in my headcanon she doesn't act anymore

Name one pornstar or video with a latina as hot as Alba...

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This.

I don't think she ever started m8

Yeah, she was on that new Mechanic film with Statham. And she was in The Veil in 2016 (which was absolute trash btw)

There's no 6 there.

Porn girls are naked and she's in clothes, they win desu.

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>watch pilot of Dark Angel
>wait it starred Jessica Alba? How did I forget?
>come on Yea Forums after it's finished
>thread about Jessica Alba not acting any more
Are there daily Jessica Alba threads that I've just been missing somehow?

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>non-clown levels of makeup
Why isn't this how actresses always look

Names. Bring out names
You dont make this kind of claim without posting names

No these are rare-ish

>latina
>just a european

She's moved into MILF territory roles, and there's just fewer of those and she's not really competing for them with the hundreds of formerly hot 20 somethings that are more desperate.

>stop

>Her mother has Danish, Welsh, German, English, and French ancestry, while her paternal grandparents, who were born in California, were both the children of Mexican immigrants
I wouldn't worry too much about it, Murrikans can sniff out spic blood from 3 miles away
You can kinda see it in her nose but that's about it

people like you should unironically be round up and dropped like the sacks of shit you are
can't have a decent looking woman walking around without you degenerate fetish addled human failures wishing to jack your pathetic pecker to her getting railed by three dudes and two horses at the same time

Let me know when she starts

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Cause she got knocked up by director Tim Story's Assistant & married him

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Based

Her dad is brown as fuck. And she is, too.

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fucking LOL

not on the same level mate

Guys... this is pathetic

y'all are posting 6/10 chicks

no way you can believe amour and rodriguez are of the same quality as alba

another Weinstein fall

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You're right, they're better.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She fake being Hispanic

No pornstar is as hot as Alba. If they were, they most likely wouldn't be in porn.

Best you'll get is knock-off versions ala

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That's not a knock off Alba, that's legit down syndrome.

Selena Santana
Michelle Martinez
Valentina Nappi
Elsa Jean

You're overrating true Alba.

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That bitch is just plain ugly.

>murricans think actual italians from italy are latino

Haha yeah how terrible she looks here
You really need to post more of this so I can see how goddamn awful she looks
Holy lord this is a qt pic

MUH DIC

She's average without makeup. True story.

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>being a huge fucking retard and not posting the only actual good Chloe Lamour

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>Selena Santana
Just no
>Michelle Martinez
Best suggestion so far, thanks
>Valentina Nappi
>Elsa Jean
"latina"

>No make up, bad angle, bad expression
Still pretty fine.
Try again.

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just jerk off to dark angel

>being this accustomed to caked-up faces
She looks fine here.

The showrunner of her new show (Bad Boys female remake on a tv station no one watches) got his legs amputated cause a car stunt went bad and a shipping container landed on his legs

>She looks fine here.

No she looks average there. Without makeup Jessica Alba is 6/10 like many a pornstar.

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She's very hot but boring

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gigi rivera, melanie rios, veronica rodriguez,

ANA DE ARMAS IS MORE ATTRACTIVE

She genuinely looks better on the left.

Most girls looks better without cake faces in my opinion. Natural brings out the cuteness.

Gigi is the best answer so far, she's a great performer and a tight little package with a cutey face.

Keep fighting the good fight, it's ridiculous how young girls cake on the makeup becaue that's what everyone tells them grown ups do until they destroy their perfect skin

>tfw our Jump pilot is red/green colorblind

Based user, excellent taste
FYI most euro porn actresses work as escorts also, especially after they retire
You’ve just gotta find the right agency as they can be subtle about it

Then there’s Atletta Ocean who openly advertises it ha. You can fuck her for like 1000 euros an hour. It’s on her website right out in the open

Yeah it's a real shame. I don't understand how it is got THIS pervasive among all girls, from normie teens all the way to pornstars. You would think they could just look into the mirror and see what looks best, but nope.

I feel the same way about boob jobs, so many girls just ruin themselves by getting them.

She still looks good without makeup.
Maybe at worst 6-7/10.

Still there are easily hotter latin porn stars than her.

She never started
Also can't fuck james cameron for every role

I clearly see a 28, how fucked I am?

Post her bikinis already

Kelsi Monroe

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>Atletta Ocean
>1000 euros an hour
lol she looks like shit now. Maybe 10 years ago that sum could have been acceptable, but come on.

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no, she did a DNA test and and announced the results. She had almost no native blood.

If I had the money I’d pay the 20,000 euros or whatever it is for an entire week
Just for the novelty of it, she’s legendary

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Being a mom became the most important thing to her, just like any animal or NPC

I actually just want her to get BLACKED, so the jokes on you, fucko

she was in 80s for european blood, out of the son when she goes pale like she was in dark angel, she looks like a slightly darker white chick and they all know it.

Look at ariana grande doing the same shit. Look at her acting career and look at her now. As if she was baked in bronzer.

She's living blackface

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sun*

also that time paul walker dated alba

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you can't bronze your entire body for years on end

some peeps just tan well

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I saw this clip already and I remembered it as her being 100% euro but she has some native american.

fuck off negro

Or she's performing jew magic, either way you can see the difference

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Yeah she's lighter but you can still clearly see the natural brown tone she has. that shit tans up well in sunlight and i know many people like that

Couldn't cry pretty.

we need this show in HD

I was going to post a serious rebuttal, but then I wondered why I’m going to argue with somebody that has never laid more than a 5 in his life.

Jesus

I legit like her in the comedies she's been in. Not the whole movie itself but her acting in the comedy.

No 6 there, and I have taken that test before and have no colourblindness.

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>tfw thought her nude photoshop in a Newgrounds flash porno game was legit when I was 9 back in 2003

little lupe

She does escorts user. You can go on her twitter bio for the link.

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>she will never suck your finger
>you will never dress up in women's lingerie and give her a sexy dance

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