/ALITA/

You are invited to use this thread for discussion about the film Alita: Battle Angel, which you should definitely go see while it is still in theaters. It is recommended you see it in 3D and sit close to the screen so you don't miss the details. It is also recommended that you bring a fresh orange and a bar of fine chocolate. You'll know what to do when the time comes.

Here is another thread that was used for discussion about Alita that was started before this one and which hit the image reply limit before this thread was made.

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>Don't think I haven't noticed how you look at my daughter user

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OC from last thread. Does anybody have the original? Kinda want to make an attempt at another.

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Template

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cool thanks!

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has anyone else gone to the alita experience? If so, which motorball champion won? NYC here, Jashugan won and my friends who didn't watch the movie bet without me, so we didn't win and get a coin :(

what if alita was a giantess, can you imagine

Some anons recommended I go see this in an earlier thread. Just finished watching it at my local kinoplex.

What fucking KINO

>giantess
>IMAGINE
Not how it works...

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>I brought protection user

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Tried to do outlined text like an user suggested.

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I recommend you go see it again! It gets even better.

glad you liked it user. It's going to be bittersweet thinking about the many times I've seen it on the big screen. Bluray will have to fill that void. For now, get to comfyposting.

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Nice.

Me too

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nice, looks even better!

Fixed

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why are you here, anons?

your alitas are out there, waiting for you

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What do you suggest?

Alitas don't wait for anything

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But what if you already have an Alita

I'm not alone, I just celebrated my brother's birthday. I'm posting here in my downtime.

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all right this made me laugh, good work you dummies.

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Fuck you user, it should've been a post like this.

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enjoying real weekends for once. I've never had a set, M-F work week before and it's nice to comfypost from Fri-Sun

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Kek

Thanks for reminding me Alita isn't actually real.

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>Do you remember anything? Do you have any memories from before?
>I have memories, but they're not real. They're just implants.
>Tell me one, from when you were a kid.
>I fell strange telling a childhood story considering I was never a child.
>Would it help you share if I made it an order.
>I have one about a fight I was in. I was on the moon running toward an enemy. I jumped into a lariat and kicked another enemy behind that one. I took them both down. It was an awesome move. I was in a great battle in the heavens. An officer called out to me to warn me of another enemy on my flank. And that was it.
>That's a good one.

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Enough! Stop making threads for this stupid ass movie!!!!!

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Here's your cream of the crop.

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Thank you, Robert. This isn't /ABAG/ though.

>Interrogator: Officer A-N-O-N, let’s begin. Ready?
>user: Yes, sir.
>I: Recite your baseline.
>A: “I do not stand by in the presence of evil… I’d do whatever I had to for you. I’d give you whatever I have. I’d give you my heart… Does it bother you that I’m not completely human?... I don’t belong anywhere except with you.”
>I: Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: Have you ever been to an Alita movie? Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: Did you buy more than one ticket? Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: When you’re not watching the Alita movie do you post about it on Yea Forums? Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: What’s it like to hold Alita’s hand? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Did she teach you how to eat an orange? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Do you long to look into her eyes? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Do you dream about being interlinked with Alita? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: What’s it like to hug Alita? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: When you’re not watching the movie do you feel like there’s a part of you that is missing? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Why don’t you say that three times: Within cells interlinked.
>A: Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within Alita interlinked.
>I: ...You’re obsessed with Alita. You’re not even close to baseline.

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what is real?

oh my god

I already got my Alita

she's an actual porcelain nymph who looks like a doll yet she has the strength and passion of a woman

Thank you, Roberto

how do you define "real"?

I hope whoever is doing archives is keeping this pasta. Also man last thread was especially comfy how do we always do it

Is Alita going to reach 400 million?

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Legitimately amazing.

are you real even? are you something more than a dream?

>THE CREEEEAM

It will... just slowly. I think 410 is the ceiling at this point.

Thank you, Roberto

Doesn't this line of questioning just put me further away from "my" Alita and not closer?

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How does Ido know about Berserkers and Panzer Kunst? Do they teach this stuff in school in Zalem?

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god damn. Peaches delivering top shelf quality. I expect nothing less.

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>when he makes you cream

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Probably. They probably have access to archives, history lessons, and verified information that Iron City has no hope of achieving.

SKY'S THE LIMIT AND SPACE IS THE PLACE

I'm still thinking about crewanon and what he said about Rosa sleeping around
>ywn have a steamy one night stand with the lead actress of one of your favorite movies

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Reposting for birthday user in case they missed it last thread. Second monologue down is for you.

pastebin.com/7LebQZ0z

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He's German. Shared cultural memory.

It already did
BOM numbers are just an approximation, often proved to be underestimating Alita

mis kekes, well done

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>does Alita exist?
no.
>Do you?
probably not. Then you two are two shadows in a sea of dreams. Dreaming her is as real as your existence, user.

That's beautiful user.

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>Doesn't include peak gf line "I'm doing this for us, remember? You can't miss it!"

>often proved to be underestimating Alita
the biggest mistake of their lives.

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outstanding as always, Peaches!

The first time I watched Alita was a late night screening. It was almost midnight by the time I got back to my car in the parking garage by the kinoplex, and driving home on a dead empty freeway underneath a starry night sky when Alita was still so clear in my memory was one of the most profound experiences in my life. I took a detour and just drove around the moonlit countryside for a while as I processed my feelings.

It was almost 2 AM by the time I got home, and the first thing I did was drag my telescope out into my backyard to look at the moon. I don't have any photography equipment but, wanting a to preserve that precious moment in time, I put my phone to the eyepiece and took this picture of the waxing gibbous moon.

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>Shame, time to get the fuck out user

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>based jannies removing sneed posters

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The only racemixing in Alita is the kind that gets you torn apart and stuffed in a box

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Is there a game like MGR but where you punch shit instead of swordplay? I was thinking bdo but its not really cyberpunk/sci-fi, but it has some fun combat gameplay

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Thank you so much. Teared up a little.

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add it in, user!

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no intention to start a philosophical debate about reality because we could be there all night
but I like to say Alita is real (or any fictional character), just not in flesh and blood (or cybernetic parts)

Man, I know those feelings. I had a similar experience driving way the fuck home back from my IMAX 3D screening. The humming of the car and lights passing by as you drive down the right, just deep in thought about what you saw, that's just as profound as seeing the movie.

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If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Oni. It's very close to Alita as is.

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it's hard to translate a state of mind but I think you did it user. Feeling across space and time.

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Oni, BR2049, and Alita all being appreciated in one thread.

Is this what heaven feels like?

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fuck that looks actually quite fun, gonna give it a try

>even has kneepads
Nice.

Literally Oni.

Beautiful digits.

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what's up with cyberpunk anime and putting three holes/circles on everything

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Manufacturing divots.

>its ART

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MOrememesNOW

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nice
is this where you pray?

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HOLY SHIT, THAT'S NICE

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thats really good!! I wish I could draw that good!

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woah this is actually really good look so far.
is this yours user?

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Not mine its from a Russian user

right away sir

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post when finished, and send it to the crew, Rosa usually sees that stuff on instagram

I will post more when he make progress.

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I tried digital painting ONCE and it was a disaster. I can't imagine how much practice it takes to get it right without the ability to correct on-the-fly.

Based. More comming!

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Getting to that level takes a decade.

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fucking giga-chad RR

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You should try making the outline a little thicker, it's still a bit hard to read. Very /comfy/ tho.

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Damn, this is gnarly amazing. Can't wait to see the final work!

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How can one JapMan be so based?

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>Soldier gets on the list
>stoically pleased

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at least.

Why you think she got so emotional for?

>So Hideo, did you like it?
>I rike it very much

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She realized one of her roles was finally worthwhile and there was no more to act.

That was her last take. Last thing she had to do as Alita. She was sad that it was over, because she loved it so much.

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He said she has a great ass for a 33 year old woman

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Dude, women have great asses until they're 50, unless they're Brie-tier, who've never had great asses at any point in their lives.

clap

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>enjoyed her time
>liked the movie
>probably huge relief knowing it's done and having so much focus on pressure on you probably builds up like crazy
>gonna miss playing Alita

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here is a better version

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Don't tell your mother!

nice work. I like it better than the old one now.

nice thread, anons

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Exceptional rare gangsta

I wish I had seen the Spy Kids movies more than once. I feel like they're fertile ground for Alita memery.

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I'm sure there's a mega torrent somewhere where you can sit down and watch 5 hours of Spy Kids back to back

Thank you Alitafrens.

kek at the alita too nice work

kind of

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Thank you for being here with us.

Spy Kids 3D was my first 3D movie! I was obsessed with it for months! I guess Rob Rod has something on me!!

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bitch

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Robert Rodriguez has a reliable way of making child-friendly tragedy

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The third one especially.

Spy Kids 3D: Game Over was basically RobRod's prototype for Alita: Battle Angel.

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you know it might've been mine too because I really can't remember anything else. Trying to think of ANY big 3d movies from when I was a kid.

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Ah, the Lil' Alita, Lolita!

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This is my favorite 6/10 movie of the year so far

Man she looks disgusting at that angle. Delete pls

You look disgusting at any angle. Look!

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delet urself

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Glad you liked Alita's movie

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I love dorky Alita

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kek

this one is going to reach image limit fast too

Just saw it for the second time, have plans to see it with some buddies on monday night.
Feeling cozy.

See that’s a good pic

ok, then what?

>had a date with a legitimate 9/10 last night
>thought about alita the whole time

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Based.

The images are nice, but I like the discussions too. We seem to be in the meme and OC phase of the generals, so I guess I have to wait.

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more souls to be healed, you're doing good user.
oh well I guess we'll just have to start another

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again?

that's the kind of autism I can get behind

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youtu.be/70hDMRqtE-U

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>Those beautiful little porcelain teeth

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damn we got mods on our side
/ALITA/ too strong

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Pretty rad artwork. China is just killing it with its fanbase.
artstation.com/artwork/8lr3Yx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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Sorry, I posted the wrong ass.

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nothing against your post
I mean the "have sex" shitter who got removed

>hugogettingheadfromhisbike.png
ALITA IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

yeah because we don't antagonize and contain ourselves here

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>I just never got the whole hardbodies thing.

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Hugo's so hot!

What a babe. What a cougar magnet

This is nice

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oh absolutely

May your dreams bring you peace in the darkness,
May you always rise over the rain.
May the light from above always lead you to love,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.

May you always be brave in the shadows
Till the sun shines upon you again.
Hear this prayer in my heart
And will ne'er be apart,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.

May you hear every song in the forest
And if ever you lose your own way;
Hear my voice like a breeze
Whisper soft through the trees.
May you stay in the arms of the angels

May you grow up to stand as a man, love
With the pride of your family and name.
When you lay down your head
For to rest in your bed,
May you stay in the arms of the angels

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first one she's thinking
>damn Zapan is fine af

This is largely credited to the original manga, but I'm glad they were able to capture the, almost innocent growing up these two had. Even though Hugo was already far gone, which we find out he's done and will do terrible things, it's cute that these two grow up almost as childhood friends. Here they're starting off just playing a game of street motorball, then he takes her out for chocolate, they take about their dreams, they get into scuffles together, fall in love, and the rest is history. Alita doesn't just grow and change, but Hugo comes in to conflict with his dead set wish to leave the place the two had grown together. Something very beautiful about the whole thing.

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>waifufags
Plebs.

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She paid the toll.

The first time i watched Alita i was super-high.
I had it planned it like this since i never go to cinema sober. Not once in the last 10 years.
The cinema is a 7 minute stroll away from my home. I bought the ticket earlier and when the time was right i left the house immediately lighting my first joint. I smoked on the way and when i arrived at the cinema i was already feeling it. I had planned to smoke 2 joints, but i wasn't even finished with the first one. The cinema was illuminated by a bright pink neon-light and it was a cold night but i could see the stars. My perception of time and space changed significantly as i was standing across the street from the cinema huffing the blunt. No other people around. It was nearly silent only the humming of the city in the background. I enjoyed the cold air. It was 7 minutes before the movie started and i couldn't even stand upright, the weed was hitting me hard. No way i could have smoked the other one so i went in.
I avoided looking into the eyes of the female checking my ticket (my eyes probably red and the pupils wide).
I had problems walking the fucking stairs up because my circulatory system was ramping down. I started to feel nauseous and sweaty.
"One more, user and you can rest." i said to myself.
I entered the cinema and sat down right in the moment Bri Larson showed her ugly face.
"Good fucking dammit, its just a trailer, but i already want to hit her with a wood plank"
I had to keep my vomit down as a thought of her foot fungus flashed in my memory.
I felt close to a panic attack when a thought entered my mind: "You are incredibly fucking high (maybe a little too much), and you're gonna watch an adaption of one of your favorite manga, get your fucking act together! Maybe its a good movie and you have fun. What are you afraid off?"
The movie started and i was the trash falling from Zalem.
It felt exhilarating.

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could've easily watched an hour of just teenage Iron City shenanigans.

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>Goddamn that Agent K. All 90 of them.

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This! It was masterfully done!

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Continued

When she opened her eyes i got tears in mine.
"Why? What is this feeling?"
With every minute of the movie i got more and more in an trance, staring at the screen in disbelief. My eyes wide open (mouth probably too), facial muscles relaxed.
I totally forgot EVERYTHING, my world was the screen and the screen was Alita.
I snapped out of it 15 minutes later, and looked around slightly ashamed. (maybe 5 other people with me in the cinema)
"Whats going on here, that not just the weed...?"
I realized for the first time since entering the cinema that Alita is a CG character and i am watching a movie.
I went into the experience again and the whole cycle repeated several times over the course of the movie.
Staring at the screen, eyes wide open, saliva dripping from my mouth at least once since i forgot basic functions of my body.
It really was like a trip. My awareness was leaving my body and went into the movie, highly supported by the giant screen and the mesmerizing 3D.
When the movie was over and i left the cinema i was approaching baseline again. The 7 minutes on foot where over in an second while i was thinking about the fact that i was falling in love with an ficional character. When i arrived at home, i ate something, opened a bottle of beer, rolled another joint and watched the camrip of the movie again.
Next morning i woke up and decided to do this again and again.

Childhood love, the kind of love I will never have

;__;

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>When you tried three times.
>Get rejected three times.
It's just not for everyone.

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Top Kek , son.

The movie really is a kind of pseudo drug.
Oh Jesus Christ, that's good.

11/10

Cant wait for HD rips so i can make some Deep Fakes

>Doesn't include peak gf line "I'm doing this for us, remember? You can't miss it!"
Jesus I kept hearing "I'm doing this first remember?" as in it's starting soon, but it felt off
thanks for rectifying that, much better

>Maybe I can give you what you seek user

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the crossover meme I didn't know we needed

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Working on something fresh for you all. Going for a lot of CUTE. Anyone who likes the manga trenchcoat outfit is going to be happy.

I would let you, I would but I'm real.

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>Then we have something in common

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Oh my, very curious.

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Just point me in the right direction then and I'll be there!

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I've actually heard those called Shirow holes because he puts them on everything.

I need it like I need blood.

nice! We are 35 images away from full lol

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Venusian user here. Alita in IMAX soon .

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Is it dubbed? Truly a mega-plex screen

youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4XXm8OUP4

There is nothing pseudo about it.
Alita is pure cuteness and love (endorphin + oxytocin)
The 3D and the visuals makes the comfy feeling (dopamine and increased serotonin)
The action and drama is the fun and the excitement (adrenaline.)

We should sue Cameron for making us addicted.

Thank you, Roberto

Yes only dubbed IMAX left in Montreal

Again? I wanted to go but I like English version and dont want to try other versions

thank you Roberto!

I can quit anytime I want
but I'm not gonna I'm a functioning addict

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kek this is like a support group, in a good way!

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I gave a piss weak attempt at quitting so now I'm not even going to bother.

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I quit seven times already! I'mfineI'mfineI'mfine!

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Thank you, Roberto

I'm kinda forced into breaks with work from 6:30-3, M-F and I hate phoneposting. As long as a Alita is cute and there's /comfyposting/ I ain't going anywhere.

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Cute Alita will never leave.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roberto.

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lord help me what have I done

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>Right here

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NO AGENT K DON'T DO IT

Why the fuck are they driving off a cliff?

Gracías, Roberto, Mi Amigo.

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>record scratch freezeframe "Now, you're probably wondering how i got myself into this situation...
>well to tell you that I'm gonna have to start way back at the beginning..."

>Finally have Alita
>Let's die together
why would K go full retard? it's not like he would see her in heaven he doesn't have a soul

Grasias senor Roberto

awwwww

post from a French fan, you decide if it's crazy or not:
I know math (I have a master of mathematics) and I personally think Box Office mojo is rigging its statistics for the box office results of the movie Alita: Battle angel.
Box office mojo indicates in his table today that Alita: Battle Angel won in France 15.46 million dollars on the date of 17/03/2019 whereas yesterday they indicated in the same table that 'Alita had won $ 16.37 million in France on 10/03/2019 See this link for more details: boxofficemojo.com/movies/...
There would have been an inexplicable decrease of $ 890000 in one week.
That does not make sense. Especially since in France, during the week of 11/03/2019 to 17/03/2019 Alita has made 100,000 additional tickets (which is approximately 800,000 dollars according to my calculations (which take into account the week of cinema. )). See this link, for more details: jpbox-office.com/fichfilm.php...
(part 1/2)

>A Little Less Conversation stars playing in the background

Being in a car going off a cliff won't kill berserk-Alita unless she lets it happen, I think.

Wait, does this beer bottle say, "Panzer," on it?

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part 2
In addition, note also that the foreign total of Box office mojo for Alita was 312.22 million as of 17/03/2019 and is now 312.34 million dollars as of 19/03/2019, thus, this total has only increased by $ 0.12 million, while I estimate it should have increased by $ 1 million during these two days.
The question I ask myself is: What is the interest of boxing office mojo to make all these mistakes? Have they become incompetent? No, in fact, I think they are trying to push as far back as possible the date when the 400 million mark for Alita will be reached in order to discourage fans from going to the movies to see Alita . And I also believe that they are looking to move the date as quickly as possible or Captain Marvel will have made more money than Alita in France for psychological reasons from fans of Marvel and Alita.
Therefore, for me, it became clear, Box office mojo is not a neutral body, they are in favor of Disney. Box office mojo is no longer credible to me!

ZERVEZA is Spanish for beer. They're in Panama.

True, that just makes it more dumb.

crazy or not he has a point that there is a pretty blatant mistake
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=intl&country=FR&id=alita.htm&fbclid=IwAR09hu669uqBZJarPrdVaV8XXM8Aa9LXenO4XSN3Sv-DeWcMM-Dlgoz4k1o
look at the Gross-to-Date on the right side

They suck in general keeping the foreign tabs totals updated properly. But it does depend on a movie by movie basis, I've noticed. Some movies they overestimate the earnings and others underestimate. It's all estimates until it absolutely ends it's entire run.

K is way off baseline it seems

Oh. I got my hopes up. Drinks on me I suppose.

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nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34778728

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If I'm a betting man I'd bet Alita already passed 400m.
But that's just me being really hopeful.

lol

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Its CERVEZA

>tfw no cute amnesiac Panzer Kunst practicing cyborg paladin-wannabe gf
Just play my song. youtube.com/watch?v=22MpXAD_uwU

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(((Scott Mendelson))) says the film will reach 84M Domestic and 400M overall tomorrow, but for that seems unlikely

You're going to like(?) the BR2049 reference coming up probably.

Somehow hard to belive
Despite the fact that we know Disney is willing to burn their own company to push their agenda
mfw this is actually not hard to believe
Stupid mouse, stoping a page from writing numbers won't take away the money, the money will still go to fund Alita 2

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Man, everything you write is gold already.

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They're not worried about the right now, they're forward thinking. What they're doing is trying to prime a future market to give up money based on superficial statements rather than art that required work.
I forget the phenomenon's name at the moment but there's an economic theory on it where demand is shaped by markets over time.

Yeah, i think their numbers aren't correct.
boxoffice.com has the current projected numbers at $397,595,689

nooo France! how is that possible

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Should have use it with captions

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Honestly shoutouts to France for putting up good numbers though thank you french frens

If there is something Disney doesn't care about is their future, they intentionally destroyed SW, they are destroying the MCU and they want to destroy more things that's why they want to buy everything. I'm not gonna waste more time talking about the mouse, but they do not give a single fuck. This is not a rational move, their agenda is driven by emotion.

Today I went to my third showing of Alita. It had about 20 people in it when I was expecting to be the only one there. I posted from the theater when I went several threads ago.

Each time I see Alita I get inspired to better myself even more. Tonight, in honor of seeing her for the third time, I ran 3.5 miles. I usually run 3 and have been stuck at 3 for months. I did 3.5 effortlessly, and I felt like I could have easily done 4 or even 5. It's crazy how you can hit psychological walls that prevent yourself from pushing yourself further even though the wall is invisible and you can walk (or run) right through it.

Thanks Alita for reminding me of this and giving me the push I needed. I might try for 4 miles next run, just for you.

Pic related, what will probably be the last showing of Alita in my theater. See you when the Bluray comes out sweetheart.

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Alita has improved so many people's live /healing/ isn't even a meme it's just the truth

You're not wrong.
It's really an instant cult classic, but with a good BO.

>me in the back seat

There are no boundaries in the mind.
If you find any, you yourself or others have build them, but you can bring them down.

>me under the tires

Another user healed

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That crazy K, always taking shortcuts.

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this format has so much potential

We're hitting image limit pretty fast now... soon it'll be halfway before the thread is even over...

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>There are no boundaries in the mind.
If you find any, you yourself or others have build them, but you can bring them down.
I know but sometimes it can be difficult to tear down the barriers we build ourselves. I was a NEET for 2 years after graduating college. I'm 30 and never had a girlfriend, I was for all intents and purposes, a complete loser. 6 weeks ago I finally got a job. Now I just go to work and come home and save my money. I don't go out or do anything, I have no friends and I don't drink or party. The only going out I have done in the past year at least is go see Alita by myself 3 times in theaters.

Yet despite being a loner boner with no friends I'm so happy. I work out, I save money, I go running, and now I have a ton of inspiration from seeing Alita. In 6 weeks I saved 5000 dollars, this is nothing for many of you, but for me after being poor my whole life finally seeing money in my bank account really feels good.

I've never felt so good in my life. The only thing that could make life better is getting an Alita tier girlfriend but even being alone I feel completely comfortable and happy. It's very st range to feel this way.

That's the best part about the saved money- you can support the things you love and care about like Alita. I'm really glad to hear that yo're happy user I'm happy too

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Insomniac eurofag back from screening today. Last weekend was packed - it’s now down to
about 80% full, but spread across more screenings. It appears that per-screen earnings on
this movie is good enough to warrant additional screens. Alita appears to be popular with
last minute audiences, because when I checked yesterday evening less than 10 seats were
booked, compared to about 50 at online order deadline. I also saw concession stand staff in
there out of uniform. Didn’t ask if they were re-watching.
Some points to make after re-watching this today:
That little pirouette that Koyomi makes after Alita scores in the scrimmage. Nice.
>Why aren’t Tanji, Koyomi and Hugo eating while waiting for Alita?
Tanji is actually eating some trail mix. Also not much time passes anyway - it would be
tonally out of place to set up camp.
Tanji and Koyomi carry the backpacks - poor Tanji can't catch a break.
>It’s thanks for bringing “the” girl
No, it’s “thanks for bringing A girl” and this is confirmed by the subtitles.
>Alita’s food disappears
No, it doesn’t
Most kino single shot: When Alita opens the door underwater
Least convincing effects shot: The long-haired bearded dude at the end of the bar taking a
drink while Zapan and Alita are talking.
Still haven’t found Rosa in the bar scene.

Let's get some music appreciation in here. Tom Holkenborg doesn't get enough love for the incredible orchestral work he did on Alita, not even the action bits, but dramatic moments. Here are some .webms.
What Did You Do?
I'd Give Him My Life If I Could
It's Where You're Going To Die
The Soul Of A Survivor

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>That's the best part about the saved money- you can support the things you love and care about like Alita.
I still have trouble spending it. After being a poorfag for so long spending money on unnecessary things is very difficult for me. I want to buy the 1000$ figure but I'm struggling to justify the purchase. I don't mind buying 3 tickets to Alita and if she's still there next week a 4th ticket, but any big purchases that aren't food or rent still scares me.

I want to buy it so badly though.

Go for it, user.

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Statues are always overpriced and theyvare definitely not worth it, but there's a cheaper and superior alternative. It's only 250

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Where can I purchase that?

which country?where I live today there was just like 10 people

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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I still can't get over how good With Me is.

>me on the right

sideshow.com/collectibles/alita-battle-angel-hot-toys-903755

Needs an edit with that one webm where Rosa bends over by the bike, then the crashing gif in the other window.

A+ idea user

It sounds identical to Tears in the Rain from 2049
youtu.be/Gxx9trwV8wA?t=271
youtu.be/RdNGHZ3JTTA

I listened to the whole score while doing stuff and I found a lot to appreciate
some people say it was generic but I disagree
in some ways it's classical movie stuff, true, but there are some subtle nice touches that makes it great

>Alita has improved so many people's live /healing/ isn't even a meme it's just the truth
it really has. I mean I have had the absolute shittiest year and it's slowly on track to being sorted out. This movie was just the perfect shot of positivity I needed to actually appreciate the good fortune I've had.

Also once we get to the next thread I'll post my new story.

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Me on the right (playing the important role of "wall")

>me as the mocap suit

only K could make Alita smile again.

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Norway. Went out afterwards so it's pretty late here.

hell yeah this is the content we need

>Lats image for this thread
do_you_feel_in_charge.png
Looks like somebody kicked through the image barrier.

This is my absolute favorite moment in the movie and the music just takes it to the moon. Rousing.

wait wut, how? I thought i posted the last image???

Nope, I just did.

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As if you could stand against Alita's Panzer Kunst, fool!

damn you!!!!

People deleting their image post, I guess.

new bread ready

sneaky boi

Rip

>Thank you... for saving me.
>I love you.

Let's write a three-word letter to Alita. I'll start:

I

Hate

Nova

niggers

Penis

insincerity

I hate Nova. How appropriate.

new

The snake that must be slain

Going to see Alita again tonight for the second time, I still can't believe it only received 60% rottentomatoes score .. I guess they didn't pay critics to write good reviews like Captain Marvel and others.

That's impossible. How do you have negative box office? Something is fishy.