HOLY FUCK THIS WAS KINO. BETTER THAN 90% OF MARVEL RELEASES. BETTER THAN INFINITY WAR

YIKES!

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henry cavilL?

this needs to be updated what about the ethnicity? that must change things dramatically

Was there ever any doubt it would be bad?

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DELETE YOU DKEK! DELETE NOW

No just chest. It was really bad. This movie is pretty bad. It makes captain Marvel look average by comparison. And captain Marvel was shit.

t. Marveldrone

>mfw Yea Forums got absolutely btfo once again

It looked like this?

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lol, eat the disc faggot.
Also the movie was really fun, thou aimed to a younger audience, it made me realise that 99% of these movies are actually aimed to legit perverse manchildren that jerk off to death counts and shit like that.

Just got out of it. 4/5

It was okay. Glad they teased the other villain, but...the movie was just okay. Don't oversell it.

yeah

EXACTLY like that. He's got a lunch tray and doesn't even sit. It was so bad.

that's, like, your opinion, man

3/5

>woman turning into embers as she screams
Sounds super kino

LOL, did I hurt your feelings, please kid don't cry

mr mind confirmed

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Then it might be him

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It isn't. It's fucking stupid and random. She touches the door and vaporizes because...because. Very out of place.

Let's be honest, it wasn't.

Grace Grandolph´s review

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1qb1TXfb8

Yep, capekino is back in the menu

Was it a random person? Or a character?

Random science woman that was helping the villain try to find the Shazam power stuff. It's completely random, she touches the powered up door to Shazam's temple/lair/whatever and is vaporized mid-sentence.

Why not?
He hasn't left. Nothing is confirmed.
Just (((Rumors)))

>He hasn't left.
It's time to let it go, user.

>HOLY FUCK
*Holy Moley

>that annoying black guy on the subway commenting on how "dope" Cap Marvel's suit is

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cant believe that the masterpiece that was Man of Steel and that parody are supposed to be in the same universe......what happened.....wheres our realistic kino...

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Dead and buried

>capeshit
>realistic kino
Pick one

man of steel could realistically happen if there was a superhuman in this world...

>implying Yea Forums hates Chadzam!
Get fucked, Disneyshill.

>tfw a review saying Shazam paints the "what if superheroes were real" scenario MoS wanted to do, but done right
get fucked snydercuck

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DC figured out how to make good movies. Ignore the horrible ones like Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman.

Nick was cuter when he had abs and talked about philosophy. shame

>such shitty bait
>writing like a fucking retard
I love the DCEU but either this is reverse shilling or some movie fanboys have become as retarded as the MCU dimwits. Why can't you people write like normal human beings for once and make a solid thread instead of baiting Disney drones to invade the thread?

The movie looked cheap as hell and there were problems with the pacing but I'd put it above most Marvel movies. There was a lot of emotional payoff and the writing was more intricate and naturalistic than the writing in Marvel shitflicks are.

>BETTER THAN INFINITY WAR
That's not a very high bar

>The movie looked cheap as hell
Not shocking at all the movie had a ham sandwich budget

Is the score memorable at all or is it generic?

test

>she touches the super powerful magical door and vaporizes due to its power
>it's random
you're dumb

>trashes Shazam!
>still finds a round-about way to promote Captain Marvel
GTFO Disney bootlicker.

God i wanna pound Contra's boipussy while i force Contra to inhale poppers

>Is the score memorable at all or is it generic?
I feel like the score wasn't bad, but I don't remember so maybe it is generic. Also I saw Us right before and that movie had a super memorable score.

It is random. There was no reason for her to die.

Buying my tickets this week!

Who is she?

>transgender women trigger him so much that he actually has images saved to his computer to post them as if that is some sort of actual retaliation for transgender women existing

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It looks somewhat cute but freakishly? No doubt plushies for this will sell for kids who might think it's a pokemon.

fuck
now that you mention it i want one

>only bad reviews on RT are from soibois who gave Captain Marvel fresh ratings
personally, I think they should delete their reviews.

Is the one behind everything or is he just teased?

teased, visits mark in prison in the credits scene

>BETTER THAN INFINITY WAR
chances are it actually is, but that's not saying much really
anyway: shazam's gonna flop, while endgame is gonna made like 3 billions

Not him, but is your pic a tranny? Asking for a friend..

What kind of disc?

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what do you think?

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Of course. It has Jack after all.

I think yes otherwise you wouldn't have posted it

Does he say the n word?

Batman

God! i hate trannies soo much i wish i could fuck that tranny, marry her and divorce her only to marry her again.
That would show her!

>Parody
You have no idea what's actually in this movie. The villians are dark as fuck and Shazam is the light that beats them back. This is what Man of Steel should have been. Shazam will become more popular than Superman and it's all Snyder's fault

Not true