SHAZAM!
>warner owns rt
>paid people to praise reddit shit
Mousecucks on suicide watch
JUST SAY THE WORD Yea Forums
Basedshills.
NIGGERS
Please crymore Captain Dyke lover. Unlike the MCU, DC doesnt need, charity, bots, RT tears, & YouTube blocking to be sucessful.
shame its going to flop
Just like they paid RT to give abysmal scores to any DC movie that isn’t Wonder Woman?
Nice
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
youtu.be
Yea Forums humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
youtube.com
If you were actually from Yea Forums you would know that both captain marvel movies pander to the same pleb crowd
cope
It's tracking to open to around 50 million right now in US. In other words, it's going to make closer to 150 in the US alone.
It cost 80-90 million. It only needs 150+ overseas to become profitable.
It's not flopping.
Paid. Isn't it obvious? This looks like loose stool
buh buh buh buh based
>didn't deny being a shill or an outsider
Now that really makes you think
Your tears a delicious.
Cope.
OH NONONONNONONO
seething
>bitch, be humble
>sit down
>be humble
/ourgirl/ review
youtube.com
DAB ON CAROLKEKS
Explain the scores for BvS, Suicide Squad, and Justice League.
CHADZAM
Mods please delete this thread or us at Disney will be forced to pull advertisements from your site.
Shazzaint going to see it.
FUN FUN FUNFUN FUN FUNFUN FUN FUNFUN FUN FUNFUN FUN FUN
ZACK Snyder died for this
>1 negative review
>gave Captain Marvel 4/5 on letterboxd and is a literal who cuck
Honorary 100%
loling at you rn
>snydercucks who watched it loved it
Thread theme:
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>"Lightening"
Holy fuck my sides.
>rt doesn't matter!
>BASED RT LIKED MY SOIPOPAGANDA THIS TIME BASED!!
>lightEning
>not lightning
This cuck doesn't even know what words mean.
average rating: 7.78
top critics is 100%
>Superman shows up in the end in his JL suit and you only see from the boots to his neck
BYE BYE CAVILL
when a DC movie with a white male lead (inb4 jew) gets a score like this, it's worth noting
kek is that true?
Like Disney gives a fuck when Captain Marvel is guaranteed to pass a billion and they have Endgame waiting.
IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD
SHAZAM THE CHADZAM
GONNA SLAM ON THE MOUSESHILLS
AND THEIR CAPTAIN MARVEL SPAM
Of course it's a stereotypical numale
>recycles the Marvel "quips every 5 minutes" formula
>is a success
oh boy, who would have though
what happened to the critics are paid narrative?
So why the mouse didn't bribe them this time?
>ZACK Snyder died for this
And it feels fucking great
>all these excuses to hide how tasteless you truly are
I can't stop laughing.
Well Justice League flopped.
DATS RIGHT NIGGA, IT STRIKES TWICE
Comcast owns RT now, they only own like less than 5% of RT rn
But it actually fits the character here. It's retarded in Marvel because every single character is a wisecracking quip machine.
Captain Mahvel fangirl spotted
I can see why you left off the rest as it hides the narrative you're trying to push for this keep adult males childish trash
And I’d let him die again and again and again for it
today was the early screening so the reviews are starting to rush in, and theyre very overwhelmingly positive
>lightening: a drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages in the pelvis.
Hahahaha
i cant wait to watch this ironically
literally impossible m80
The one true captain marvel prevails and it feels so exhilarating
On user(non critic shill sites) like Letterboxd, Captain Marvel(including other Marvel shit movies and even the new Star Wars movie) and Shazam are all on user created most anticipated 2019 movie lists. All of which rank usually in the top 5 with actual films coming after or not ranked at all
Get some fucking taste before you try and step up to a bouncer for Yea Forums, Yea Forumsmblr
does this one also features one song from Pitbull?
>Mom, they're on my board again!
What did he mean by this, no seriously.
Nope.
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
This is a capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.
MCU Faggot confirms he is a high school dropout. Kek.
>Theaters screen movies for free
I guess the popcorns pay for everything kek
It's weird how you're ignoring all the critics that praised captain marvel praising this now or is that the point in your twitter tranny shilling?
>shazinga!
quite the daring synthesis
shazam squad incoming nigga
>lego movie 2
wat
fake
>>videogame sensibilities
I know that this is pasta, but what
Conveniently shelved... for now
Just got back from the early screening. AMA
Can't believe that audience score. It's like Disney just voted enough to keep it above dropped popcorn
Now that shazam has been confirmed for reddit numale trash is The Beach Bum our only hope?
SOMEBODY SHOOT UP THE THEATER OR SOMETHING! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! REEEEEEEEE
I thought you meant RT, the Russian news agency. I was very confused
Based
It will be below 70% in a week.
>Flawed but compelling
"it's shit but I gotta maintain my access or else I won't be able to review Endgame!"
CHADZAM!!!!!!!
Reminder that Aquaman was at 85+ when Disney pressed the shill button and brought it down to 65.
No way. See It's guardian of reddit all over again
>deletes over 50,000 negative reviews
>replace them with 50,000 positive reviews over night
>hope that nobody notices
CHAD AND WHOLESOMEPILLED AF
So he really was Chadzam?
who voiced mr mind
Not helping your side with this, bro.
needs electricity flowing from the arms.
>david bowie
>eminem
>anti-white apehop music
WILL THE REAL CAPTAIN MARVEL PLEASE STAND UP?
ahem
It's not Marvel so it's automatically kino faggot
how long before Brie trashes Shazam for not having enough black people in it?
>SHAZINGA
The absolute madman
Don't worry, the Marveldrones will be on it.
Have sex
there's a black female superhero in Shazam, something that was glaringly missing from Captain Marvel
>same pose and all
FUCKING MADMAN
just saw it. solid 4 outta 5.
That is so adorable.
Based.
Watch it quickly. It's the end credit scene
youtube.com
Drinking the Mousecuck tears.
damn, thanks mon
>Headless supes cameo
Come on WB
Either recast him or put Cavill in it
Not even worth putting that scene in if it's just a body double
I've only seen the trailer but this movie actually seems funny and wholesome. Doesn't seem like the typical whiplash "serious emotional scenes immediately made light by a quip at the end because we're insecure about our ability to create a serious emotional scene" tone you usually see in capeshit
Call me when his box office tops Captain Poltrigger
>He's on-model
HOLY SHIT SO BASED
you're retarded and illiterate
seek help
Not only cringe, but also tiresome after-credit sequel bait that will never be followed on, because DC will recast and reboot their shit every 5 months.
>I've only seen the trailer but this movie actually seems funny and wholesome
Is it really surprising? They NEVER let embargos lift this early for the dceu movies. They were feeling confident as hell with this one
doubt that happens, they did an early release with a lot of promo tickets, and WB isn't going to falsify that these are sales, so the opening weekend numbers are going to be shit
most opening weekends account for 30% of total sales (unless you're CM and then it accounts for 50%)
mad mousecuck
Why would the sequel be about Mr Mind when there is a Black Adam movie in the production?
See Plebian tourist
I seriously hope the success of Shazam! combined with Doom Patrol blows Disneyshills the fuck out forever. All the corporate bootlickers on this board had this coming.
S E E T H I N G
Dr. Strangelove is as reddit as it gets duderino
AHAHAHA
ITS GOING FULL REDDIT THE MOVIE
DEADPOOL, GUARDIANS AND THE MARTIAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>dr redditlove
LOL
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
Because Shazam 3 is about Black Adam vs Shazam. I think like 2021 will be both Black Adam and Shazam 2. They already said Black Adam won't fight Shazam till his movie comes out.
this movie will age like milk
>*buys their own tickets*
Oof
Do they set up Tawky tawny ?
Why weren't shazam tourists not here in 2014/5?
no but theres a plushie
in addition to that the Mr. Mind scene sets up the 7 magical kingdoms that Johns is writing in the Shazam comic book now
One of which is a place where animals are human-like
So yeah, probably
>another generic straight male
Now where have I seen this before?
Yea Forums humor is almost always weird, in-jokes that won't work out of context with Yea Forums. Reddit humor is almost always trying for mass appeal on social media.
I like plushies :3
who?
>duderino
Hello my Reddit friend!
Your mom's wedding?
dayum....
...
Just saw it. Whole theater was laughing out loud and having a good time. There was seriously clapping and cheering at the end.
Cute and based
It was okay but just too marvel-y for me. I liked BvS more. DC needs to remain darker
I expected like 50% and critics saying it's "problematic".
>Lightening
>''''''''''''pro'''''''''''''''
>review
OUCH!
>DC needs to remain darker
No it doesn't.
Wrong
Hi Zack
This is probably the best thats ever been.
Mr Chadmind
Oh my!
Oh so NOW the critic percentage matters got it
Not even a fan of capeturd but hot damn Shazam! was pure kino.
>rotten score for Alita and Shazam!
>Fresh for Captain Meme
Hmmm
Wow, really?
weird that DC always sets up Tawky as some kind magical animal when he's just a genetically altered Tiger to be super intelligent. Kids in the 40s got that.
>Another remake
No
I'm not even a CM hater and it was such a letdown when you compare it to something like Alita.
>People saying the movie isn't dark
Confirmed for not having fucking seen it
>mfw everybody loves Shazam now...
K I N O BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Not dark compared to Man Of Steel and BvS that could have fit in the Watchemen universe.
Wait, are you telling me the film about the child superhero is catered to zoomers? No way.
>Not dark compared to Man Of Steel and BvS that could have fit in the Watchemen universe.
Fuck off back to Yea Forums
My mom is a proud single mother, thank you
the power of snoy from Shazam! took them calm at this
Epitome of rotten goy critic. It's kind of scary how caricatures can be so close to reality.
BASED
Just got back from the early screening. Easily the best DC movie (although Aquaman is just visually superior still obviously). Better than many Marvel movies. Best movie of 2019 so far imo.
>thinking any capeshit will flop
This is a list of the superhero movies since The Avengers in chronological order with their box offices. Some conclusions:
The commonality is making tons and tons of money.
All but four superhero movies since The Avengers has made over $600 million.
All of them since X-Men: Apocalypse have made over $600 million.
F4ntastic was the only bomb.
Justice League only flopped due to poisoning the brand and costing over $300 million.
Clearly financial success for cape movies is almost entirely uncoupled from quality. The only way to fail is either to go full Tranktastic or to vastly inflate the budget and then make the minimum of $600+ million. Capeshit cannot be stopped.
Just look at this shit:
The Avengers $1,518,812,988
The Amazing Spider-Man $757,930,663
Iron Man 3 $1,214,811,252
Man of Steel $668,045,518
The Wolverine $414,828,246
Thor: The Dark World $644,571,402
Captain America: The Winter Soldier $714,264,267
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 $747,862,775
The Dark Knght Rises $1,084,939,099
Guardians of the Galaxy $773,328,629
Big Hero 6 $657,818,612
Avengers: Age of Ultron $1,405,403,694
Ant-Man $519,311,965
F4ntastic $167,977,596
Deadpool $783,112,979
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice $873,260,194
Captain America: Civil War $1,153,304,495
X-Men: Apocalypse $543,934,787
Suicide Squad $745,600,054
Doctor Strange $677,718,395
Logan $616,795,600
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 $863,756,051
Wonder Woman $821,847,012
Spider-Man: Homecoming $880,166,924
Thor: Ragnarok $853,977,126
Justice League $657,924,295
Black Panther $1,346,913,161
Avengers: Infinity War $2,046,687,478
Deadpool 2 $734,245,921
Ant-Man and the Wasp $622,468,529
Venom $855,013,954
Aquaman $1,146,648,294
Captain Marvel $834,303,835 (and counting)
bitch, sit down be humble
bitch, sit down be humble
Post your face, Yea Forums.
>capeshit
why do any of you care?
Yea Forums told me Shazam is gonna bomb, literally 4 hours ago.
Are you calling Yea Forums a bunch of MCUshills?
Saved. Thanks, based user.
I'm calling Yea Forums a bunch of morons. Yea Forums also said Captain Marvel would flop.
>Yea Forums - capeshit and celebrities
They're not going to let that happen after getting laughed at over TLJ's score.
>mfw the usual proMCU YTfags are praising this to no end.
BvS snyder cut was a masterpiece
suicide squad was nice
Justice League: Joss Wheedon reshoot edition was just Gay and bad,
SHAZAM!!
I want to eat his taint
I agree, had the chance to watch it and have SOUL
Why would you tell lies on the internet?
based
Wow good job DC
It only look a hundred attempts before you finally got a RT score in the 90s
Now let's how this movies performs in the box office
good luck getting anything above $500 million lol
Now that it's something that Yea Forums agrees with, the reviews are legitimate.
Holy crap dat absolute SEETHE
Numales SEETHING at this post.
please reconsider your choices in life. no one cares about your post let alone remembers it once the thread is dead.
this has to be roleplaying, because between the reddit spacing and the dickish sarcasm it's just too on the nose
ITT: Seething discord trannies
well nobody's pushing an agenda with this film
strong grasping at straws vibes m8
The SEETHING SQUAD, starring:
I guess I'm kinda defending cringey shit but you gotta realize we are all grown up now. Look back at movies that pandered to younger crowds from the 00's, 90's they're all filled with things that were "in" at the time with the younger crowd. We have become the "what has society turned into" old dudes that has always existed
>88% audience
lol, i remember when RT didn't had to delete audience reviews...
kek
Wonder Woman sucks though.
Weird how people don't see through the Disney BS
Thank fucking god
Shazam (formerly chuck)
So...who is a better performer, Brie or Zach?
Sure is friend
GANG GANG
Us is already out and Rotten Tomatoes hasn't changed their header (which they put up on the day they changed the site)
2 negatives now, both from white males who gave Captain Marvel a fresh.
ALita is missing
Cope harder marvelfag
>mfw even Collider is fellating Chadzam.
>t.Edgelord who thinks DC is only dark and gritty Batman shit
>It's not Marvel enough
>It's not The Dark Knight enough
Because they learned their lesson after Aquaman made 1B.
MARVELFAGS GONNA FREAK
>Not (formerly Captain Marvel)
no user, zach literally was chuck
It was good. Except for that awful 3rd act
Oh shoot. I forgot about that show. My mistake
And even then the only real shit thing of the third act was how horrible Ares looks and how lame the fight was.
I hope they don't do the same in the sequel.
>Shazam!” harkens back to the slightly dangerous pleasures of what PG-13 implied in the ’80s, and does so without any of the cheap tricks that characterize nostalgia porn like “Stranger Things.”
Based, nostalgiafags BTFO
>formerly chuck
Ok that got me good
Happy for Zach, he deserves it.
So how long until the reviewers are done and we get the final percentage? Didn't MC take like a week?
>Game of Thrones "joke" in every slightly altered cut of the same trailer released three fucking times
It's even worse than nostalgia pandering: It's pandering to those fucking retards who film themselves watching flavor of the moment media.
gotta watch lego movie 2 now
jack dylan grazer is a future star
after it comes out, not all the reviewers get to these advanced screenings
Captain Fungal BTFO
Somebody shop in captain fungus instead of supes
easily the best of IT
the game of thrones joke was only in the first trailer you fucking liar
The unedited version is pretty kino imo.
Thats...legit kino
The ONLY good thing in Wonder Woman is the No Man's Land scene. The rest is bullshit. It's nothing but her droning on about Ares.
I don't like sex. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
cool. 80s nostalgia is always shit
Based Volcel
But...but, what do /ourguys/ Stuckmann and Jahns think about Shazam?
>knows god is with him
>radiates big dick energy
please someone do this!
Based marvelchad
>Gal Gadot’s charismatic performance
wew
You say this yet you parrot all the work I did for anti-marvel posting, newfag
awesometacular
B+
There needs to be a balance between dark and light.
Let's not be too formulaic like Mar-Vel.
>tfw the two best capeshits don't kill their main villians.
Holy moly!
If Billy won’t say it, wait’ll they get a load of me.
>Didn't like Lego Movie 2
Aside from that 1 terrible joke it's kino through and through
Is that The Miz?
This kind of post used to be very relevant a few years back. Now Yea Forums has become full Reddit that they shit on this line of thinking
Let muh company wars begin
the people against that post aren't from Yea Forums
that pasta isn't even that old and t hey get upset like it's something new which tells you a lot
That post makes zero sense on the board where shilling to suport human garbage faggots like Pewdiepie is a everyday thing.
You’d have to be a seething nigger to type all this garbage.
Yea Forumsedditors who are protected by the janitor who is also from Yea Forums aren't part of this board
This image shouldn't exist, she actually looks cute here.
Fpbp
Why are you so new, shill?
yeah they only need owning the review site lmao
try again DCuck shill
>yeah they only need owning the review site lmao
The same one that they don't even own a lion's share of and featured their own movies for years getting trashed by?that one? really nigga? RT literally flipped over backwards to accommodate Captain Marvel.
>Yea Forums hates a film which is actually faithful to the core material and has the lighthearted zeal of a comic book
>Yea Forums champions a film which tosses out the established canon, relying on cheap quips, 90's nostalgia and levered-in feminist talking points
sure is bizarro world in here
Yea Forums doesn't like either
What the fuck? No dude it's the other way around.
>Yea Forums
you mean resetera
>there are hundreds of marvelfag 800million threads that disagree with you. Not to mention that cringy "have sex" shit.
wouldn't surprise me if a lot of the fucking weevils from that fucking graveyard scurried in here, like they did Yea Forums
the fuck did I GT that
>shit posters looking for (You)votes
"Have sex" is just like when calling something reddit was new
But it does
>they're just shitposters
It really doesn't matter. There have been hundreds of shill threads here over the last few weeks championing Marvel's latest social justice cashgrab, and people clapping like fucking circus seals over it
The state of MCUkeks
This is a very interesting post. Are you part of the twitter "DC" tranny group that kept spamming Captain Marvel threads in periods and then after being caught tried larping as paid shills on /pol/?
How the HELL can you derive that from my complaint about an overabundance of CM shill threads?
We've seen them do the same kind of thing here before and then make posts like yours. NO ONE here is praising capeshit.
>NO ONE here is praising capeshit.
This thread is literall praise for a capeshit movie
By people not from this board as you can see by the response to
>as you can see by the response to
>cope
>cope
>seething
>have sex
yeah, real stimulating arguments they're giving
No one here is buying what you're selling so move along.
>shazinga
Unironically based
>Critics Consensus: An effortlessly entertaining blend of humor and heart, Shazam! is a superhero movie that never forgets the genre's real power: joyous wish fulfillment.
Alita was worse than Hiroshima.
DC is bouncing back and kicking Marvel ass.
see
AAAAHHH SAVE ME DISNEYMOMS
>joyous wish fulfillment
Damn straight.
Fpwp nigga
>3/10
Theres no way this is not a literal Disney shill.
Fuckin BASED and mommypilled
Are the ones who praised it and all disney shit quote unquote "Disney shills" too or does that ruin your tourist company war tactics, numale?
Absolute state of Midwest Film Journalism
cute CUTE!
She's either a contrarian or she just has really shit taste
rottentomatoes.com
Who gives Shrek a rotten review?
SHAZAM!
unironically a disney shill
No, you stupid faggot.
Nobody but a retarded cuck shitposter would give this movie, or any modern capeshit, a fucking 3 unless they have a dog in the race.
Exactly, they would have been much lower
cope
This. Make her more doughy and it'll be perfect.
I see the disney shilling engine has reached its second phase.
Eat shit, mousefucker. The real Captain Marvel is here.
I can say without any fanboyism I'm happy for shazam. I might even see it in the theater.
It was true once, and then Feige finallly started sucking Iger's cock.
>It has fun moments but was unnecessarily violent for the tone they were going for
Lack of violence was the only thing I was really concerned about.
Why are shazam sois such newfags?
Captain Marvel was soi: the movie, and its defenders would be the first to proudly tell you this.
Those are disneyshill viral marketing threads, the "have sex" shit is just their incel boogeyman narrative
This. Fucking this.
Disney has to maintain its narrative that Captain Marvel was a good movie and can only use the money its made as an argument supporting this.
Their worst nightmare right now is the real Captain Marvel turning out good on its own terms. It'll hurt things for them in the long run and further solidify DC's redemption run that's recently started.
To top things off Endgame is pretty widely projected to be a stopping point for a lot of moviegoers when it comes to the MCU, which makes DC's timing for a redemption run even better.
epic
The best part is that this was made before the movies. The only people who liked this cunt were the same people who killed Marvel as a comics company.
BASED
nice! shazam's still soi too though
Captain Marvel is the kind of guy who fucks soi wives to ensure a future for white children.
In reality both are shit.