And this is my sons room, he's quite the film buff

And this is my sons room, he's quite the film buff.

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don't come in you imaginary parental figure, my room is what you'd call a shit hole.

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Close that door, cityslicker.

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>"Hello, father."

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GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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What is this body language implying?

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>Ah, mother and father, you've brought a guest to the kinotorium. So sorry Citizen Kaine just ended, but I have a far more sophisticated little piece coming up next.
>*pulls out BvS: Ultimate Edition

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I would be worried that’s a kid but I know that I am on 4channel and not that other nasty site

Man I remember this original thread on /g/.

"I'll orbit any woman with a pulse and no restraining order against me as of yet"

based and kinopilled

based

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He wants to put his arm around her, but lacks the courage to do so. So he's hoping she'll turn to him and give him some confirmation that she's okay with it. The sad part is, if she did, he wouldn't realize it anyway or would agonize over whether he read the right message and not do it.

>... Here I am, at Camp Grenada

whats the fucking deal with that pic i dont get it.

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Imagine the smell of the autism

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I actually can recognise that as the genesis mega collection.
I also know the feel of realising I'm wasting my time when playing vidya.

how'd you find this video of my house?

>another day in Hollywood
>Go with the nice man sweetie, you need that movie deal

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Someone is gonna have to clean that up.

The absolute fuck is he doing with that controller

>countless apple products
>beats by dre
>turtleneck

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literally me

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Who was in the wrong here?

the crossed legs and the basketball shorts really bring this one home

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based noe

*Hot blast of jizz and filth stench hits them in the face and they see me naked bent over with half my hand up my asshole* "MOM I GOT ANOTHER ONE STUCK UP THERE AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT!"

his legs aren't crossed
and those aren't shorts

this is so sad

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quick rundown?

Truly basado

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Rape sux!

fuckin ethan klein

based

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I just downloaded the image and studied it heavily, you are correct.

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>let me just pause my movie, MVP:most vertical primate

>bare penis rubbing on tiled floor

I don’t care HOW SLICK YOU GET THAT MOTHER FUCKING FLOOR IM NOT SLIDING STOMACH FIRST ON IT NAKED

IMAGINE THE TEARING

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based

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It's just crawlspace user, leave him be and he won't bother you. hopefully

The American school system.

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What’s BvS? Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever?

Bachelor of Veterinary Science

Business Valuation Standards

>All that computer shit
>Probably only "plays" VNs and 2hu

British vasectomy Simulator

Hello mudda
Hallo fadda

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GO AWAY

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is this from rectify? that show started out great and then never went anywhere

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Too real. I lost a sharpie cap up my shitter and freaked out and had to have my mom help me get it out. To add insult to injury, literally, she hit my prostate with the tongs and I dribbled jizz all over the carpet in front of her while trying not to moan in pleasure. For the rest of my life I have the deal with the fact that my mother was the first, and probaly only, woman to make me cum.

YO!

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god i wish that were me

>New copypasta
saved

moments before irreversible was made

is he trying to kiss her?

I'd really be worried about the hygiene issue of rubbing your dick on the floor of a public restroom

sauce?

Thats two guys retard

>the nightmare that is my life will now be a copypasta

Typical. Just shoot me instead.

>Pay taxes
>Go to work
>Save for a rainy day
>have a wife and children
>Life is objectively amazing compared to most others
>Hey kids check this out

Whats going on here?

Literally me as a teenager. Physically painful to see this. The little glance first to assess the situation..too goddamn real.

Teddy and main guy's 10/10 sister made it worth it, but you're right.

>literally me as a teenager
Thats literally me now

I don't recall asking for your life story but hey, that's just great.

Looks comfy as fuck to me. I want a gamecube dungeon to hide in.

>ah, yes, please come in.
>i'm just taking a break from watching movies to read some of the source material.
>i hope you'll excuse the mess, i've been selling my furniture so i can buy more blu-rays.

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weird flex but ok

I happened to find a woman as socially inept as I am and it worked out. Go out and find you an autistic qt user.

Funny I'd be the guy in the purple but after those 30 seconds she'd never talk to me again

this niggas hair lmaooo

i dont get it

He isn't though, his legs are crossed. You can clearly see the arch curve on his slipper. That corresponds with the LEFT foot. So unless he only has one leg, they have to be crossed.

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