SHAZAM IS CONFIRMED CAPEKINO

>traditional-style superhero
>cleverly subverted by having a kid be him, instead of some other shit they call subversion
>family values
Right up my alley

CURSE YOU DKEKS. CURSE YOU!!!

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Holy cow, Indiewire is in love with this film

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AHAHAHA
YOUR AVERAGE SOIZAM FAN IS A NUMALE VIDEOGAME PLAYER

>Lightening

Shazam you have to be a geriatric to know.

BASED

Cope

The actor defended Brie Larson and Captain Marvel and shitted on you

>has property damage like MoS but it's reviewed positively because of quips.

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If the critics like it that means it’s NOT capekino.

As opposed to being shit on by Brie Larson.

Only to appease the critics that would likely just trash his movie for being the "alt-right" alternative to the first female lead ever! The wisdom of Solomon indeed...

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yes he should slam her so all the news sites can talk about the male lead picking on the female lead

The actor is not jewish at all.

BASED

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>bought a ton of 4k marvel movies, comics, and funk pops
>now they're being destroyed by DC
FUCK

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oh, what do you know?

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bump

Just got out of a screening. It is Kino

Last time he was asked about it he actually said
>"it's weird because I don't remember any misogynistic comments about Wonder Woman, and these misogynistic comments about Captain Marvel seem to be a very small portion of people"
based
you can't blame him for hearing second hand from the media that people hate Captain Marvel because they're sexist

I think Metacritic is a better review site.

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Metacritic is just as bad. Fucking Black Panther has an 88

>literally can't write
The absolute state of Marvelshills

am I shadowbanned?

lmao weird. How did you post without any text?

>one movie

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lmao wtf

Well the reasoning I have for thinking it's better is that the number scale they use is actually based on the average rating of the movie and not recommendation based. On Rotten Tomatoes, it's up to the reviewer to give a movie a fresh or rotten on a movie. They could give the movie a 2/5 and still give it a fresh rating. Mainly because the tomato rating is just based on whether the reviewer recommends watching it or not. So a movie could have a high rating on RT and not actually be that great. Black Panther has 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, but the average rating is actually at 8/10.

Yes

Why would I believe Yea Forums or online critics?

You guys went crazy on Captain Marvel and I saw it, it was pretty good a solid movie. You guys love blade runner 2049 which is a horribly boring movie?

You guys don't like anything popular or good, just stuff that you can identify with.

So why should I believe you on this?

based

Here's the basic plot:
Kid named Thad is in a car with his brother and father, gets transported to the wizard world and offered the Shazam powers. Instead he's tempted by the Seven Sins, cast out of the Shazam world, and gets into a car accident that leaves his dad with busted legs. Fast forward and Billy is looking for his mom, it turns out to be a black lady, and he's adopted by a family with the main crippled kid named Freddy. He's cold and distant to them, and while on the subway gets transported to the Shazam world and gets the powers. He goes home, has Freddy help him figure out his powers (you've probably seen these scenes in the trailers), and starts doing tricks and acts for money. He decides to skip school because he's an "adult" now, Freddy gets butthurt because Billy didn't have lunch with him as Shazam and they have a falling out. Thad is now an adult, has the Seven Sins as his power source, and kills his dad and brother in the boardroom of their company building. Billy is doing his tricks for money, accidentally electrocutes a bus a mile away, and has to save it. He does, Thad shows up, and they fight with Billy running away. Thad sees Freddy looking for Billy, makes the connection that he knows Shazam, and uses Freddy to hold Billy's foster siblings hostage, and demands Billy's powers. They fight and Billy runs again, this time taking his siblings to a carnival that's going on outside. A huge spectacle fight scene occurs, Thad is tricked into losing his staff, and Billy makes his siblings hold on to the staff and say his name. They all transform into Shazam-type heroes, beat the Sins, and save the day. Movie ends with everyone as one big happy family, Freddy has Shazam show up for lunch, and Superman "appears" (we never see from the neck up). After-credits scene is Thad in prison, writing symbols on the walls, and some talking caterpillar coming to him speaking of magic.

if you liked captain marvel then you will love Shazam. I just saw captain marvel the other day and thought it was OK, maybe a 6 out of 10, Shazam is definitely an 9/10 comic book movie

Wtf I love Zachary Levi now.