What would you do if you visited Westworld

i'd be a singing hero cowboy

Go on big adventures with the man in black and fuck some prostitutes. Hell, I might even start a saloon brawl

Shooting spree in the black part of town

Even before i say season 2 i was too paranoid of them recording anything and eventualy exposing me so i wouldn't do any of the henious shit i really want to do. Not because of business savy or moral fortitude. It's because i have a small dingus and don't want nobody to know lol

Why did they decide to change the show from a LOST western to a shitty femenist shootemup?

that also stops me from being a criminal too

trbr

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based

I'd probably do the same. Sit in the saloon playing cards and drinking.

>not having the balls to cross the stream and go out of town

Youd never be able to because some loony would keep coming in and creating carnage for no reason and youd want to shoot him but cant kill other guests. Theyd have to make an entirely different part of the park for people who dont wanna be violent

This Max Hardcore prequel looks interesting.

Cuck Lawrence first and foremost

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you are so fucking gay. kys

They'd probably setup pacifist/easy runs of the park and schedule the casual crowd for those days/weeks.

>probably wouldn't visit because I'm not mega rich
>probably wouldn't care if a bunch rich folk got murder by robots
>also like most hbo shows its fucking garbage

That's how the park was designed. You have to go to the outer areas for the extremely violent and disturbing stuff. Inner areas are more kiddie fare.

I would leave after the first season.

>tfw I'd just want to roleplay like I was in the old west
Even if I shot a person or two, it'd just be part of the plot I'd be strung up on. All part of being on a cowboy adventure.
Sex is maybe the last thing I'd want to do in that time period.

Alternatively, there'd be like 1 out of 20 runs set to ultra-hardcore mode, with the train getting ambushed, Sweetwater on fire, robot-on-robot rape, the whole shebang.

ya true the tickets would be cheaper too since theres less overhead

Do the Snek quest

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Fuck, rape, kill.Pretty basic stuff.Might play around some of the narratives if I find them interesting.

That's the joke. They're all narratives.
Humans were too simple in the world to do anything unique.

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hijack the train and see how fast it coudl go

The first season took years to write and was done so as a miniseries. Only when they when they were starting to actualy film it did they decide to make it into a series instead.

Same thing that happened with True Detective, they took their time with the first season but then slapped together the plot for season 2 in a fraction of the time.

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Pretty fast, until you plow through the coolie team laying ties at the end of the track.

Stare at a qt female host from the distance, learn her name and what she likes then build up the courage to ask her out but then chicken out last second and run to my room and cry as i jerk it to to the memory of the split second we made eye contact.

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Go on some adventure and hire a hooker. The whole "NO RULES MEANS I'M GOING TO TORTURE, KILL AND RAPE EVERYTHING THAT MOVES" is so stupid and cringe, it's like some christcuck wrote it and thought "THIS IS WHAT ATHEISTS DO ON THEIR FREETIME!"

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prolly do the standard Sweetwater quest but request Delores be a custom look and 14 y/o.

I wouldn't go to west world. I'd be fucking qt geshias in samuraiworld.

>acquire tribal clothing and walk into Native American camps asking "how do you do, fellow injuns?"
>randomly imitate lag-like effects of early MMOs then erupt in a diabolical laugh
>do the robot dance, tell Hosts in a monotone voice that "I-am-not-a-ro-bot" before moonwalking away
>paint a Wanted poster about myself then ask people around if they've seen this son of a bitch
>tell the town folk I'm Butch Cassidy, see if I can raise a gang then help people left and right
>see if I can make a career as a Snake Oil Salesman working with cactuses and body fluids
>introduce myself as a Preacher Man from far land, then try to establish my own cult / church

Just a quick list from the top off my head. Ultimately, I think I'd roam the wilderness as a mountain man then settle down in a comfy cabin.

I'd white hat first because I'm a fag.

What stops you from shooting people as soon as you get off the train?

Since the setting is so realistic, my autism would probably prevent me from doing what I want to do. Anxiety would kick in and I would just feel nauseated and tense during social parts of the experience. I would rather play RDR comfy at home and watch some western setting pron. Might as well have some hard liquor with that.

Kill idiots, rape women, get drunk, fight, rape my defeated male opponents (I would obviously win because it's rigged) and then get bored of it and start doing quests from the scripts, either getting good karma or bad karma depending on the route I take a la fallout.

And yes, probably I would get fucked in the ass by the most hot male character because why not, there's a point when you are bored and killing animatronics it's not fun anymore.

Yes they did have them, the plot had a black woman rescuing her daughter and there was a small town that had children as well. Don't know if they had rules about fucking kid robots, maybe they did

Pol would probably rape and lynch niggers. Id just do drugs get wasted and have orgies.

boring shit show

>Id just do drugs get wasted and have orgies.
The drugs and orgies would be objectively inferior to what's available to you as a futuristic rich person.

I'd guide hosts into trying to rape guests. Most of them would probably fail, but I'm sure that someone would be into a simulation of submission. This way, I can hook up with them after the park and rape them IRL.

rape

find Dolores and play cards with her

>go to an indian village
>kill all the males and older women (unless theyre milfs)
>cos they cant kill me, have them worship me as a god
>have them do despicable things to each other
>rape, incest, cannibalism & torture
>try and break the machines
>once the fun ends, ill head back to town
>have a drunken orgy with the tavern wenches
>go home to my wife and kids

>get into a fantasy world where you can do whatever you want
>you remain an incel
lmao

shooting every darkie i spot

sex w dolores but be nice to her

i dont remember, do they explain how to tell who is npc and who is a fellow visitor? what if you just raped a random chick and it turned out to be a real person lol

kill her and say the androids have gone haywire. rinse and repeat

I would unironically go white hat, find myself a robo-partner and make my way to the mexican town and its exotic whores.

I think the guests wear certain hats to make them identifiable, also the security staff monitors whats going on so if two guests were getting into an altercation they would intervene

The fact that they'll send lawmen to arrest you and effectively rob you of your hard earned money with a soft-ban. They even made a point of showing this in the first season.

What happens if you fuck some whore in the saloon but it turns out you were both visitors and now she's pregnant

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Probably 98% of people being normies, and the fact that true psychos try to mask up and not lose control of their batshit. You didn't find out the man in blacks true psychology until very late in the show for example

is anyone even excited for season 3? LOL

Basically what Logan did

Return to the park in about a year and do it again?

I don't know where the fuck they can go from here. I loved season two for the most part but the finale felt like a desperate attempt to one-up the twist from the first season.

Different user here, I only watched an episode or two of the 2nd season, is the rest worth watching? I loved the 1st season but 2nd felt like just robot ladies being bad bitches, which I don't care about at all.

I'd have a huge shootout in the middle of town as soon as I got off the train. Then I'd rob the saloon of its liquor and go off the grid until park rangers tracked me down

season 2 is absolute and complete garbage

geee I don't know Dave what would YOOOU do?

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Probably just have a few drinks and be afraid to do anything else.

There are child robots, we see a few in the show and I suppose we should imagine there's a lot more and they just didn't have that many children as extras for legal reasons.

rent free

Find Mr. Pocket

there's gonna be a third one?
christ...

I'd start with a dual pistols run
then I'd initiate the trail of tears storyline
then after a reset I'd do a last of the mohicans run and attack settlers as a white injun

rape,murder and pillage

raep tiem

>a last of the mohicans run
Remember to quote based Magua

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fuck robo whores

Rape

Fuck every non-black female host in sight.

take out on a nice dinner

then rape

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CRASHING THIS PARK

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Whores. I'm way too lazy to go on adventures.

>rules
>Westworld
Literally the whole point is you can do whatever you like.

do you think they sell androids in the gift shop?

Pretend S02 never happened.

I’d legit get some bro tier companions from west world to follow me and find the other parks and invade with the cowboy robots

Pretty stupid though. It’s no different then if you were playing red dead. He killed and fucked with robots. It’d be like you being judged for fucking shit up in RDR or GTA

1. play intro quest
2. play main quest to the point it becomes a bit grindy
3. take a break from being a hero all the time and do some side quests and explore
4. finish side quests, build my character
5. finish exploring most of the region
6. finish the main story
7. maybe some additional exploring, but once you finish the main story, there's nothing to do aynway
8. quit
9. replay Rome-world because it's much more interesting playing as Pullo and he has a better storyline

>hey had rules about fucking kid robots

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also i wouldn't kill or rape because this would mean that i could harm an essential NPC and thus be unable to finis hthe story
also if i raped they might be angry at me and wouldnt want to give me the quest
that would suck
so rape is a no no
also if theres no achievements i'd rather play my xbox 3600

>sex
>after that pick a npc out and stalk
>wait until alone
>murder
>spend the night in their home
>head for harder parts of the park
>solo a bank
>tnt a whole tribe of injuns
Pretty basic stuff

kill bigfoot

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get a katana from one of the chink robots and do the naruto run

Probably this and general Easter egg hunting

This but unironically, I girl touched my leg on the subway and smiled at me a few years ago, I just gluped air and ran away, still jerk off to the memory though

I'd be the guy looking for the maze

all of you who'd rape people are casuals like the man in black, that's why he fucking failed

is this you?

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Fuck Teddy and cuddle

>It’d be like you being judged for fucking shit up in RDR or GTA
yeah, wouldn't that be fucked up

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West world could have been so good, I like the idea of robots gaining continuity of memories but they are still totally powerless. Imagine a show like the prisoner, except the main characters are all trying to hide that they have been given simulated consciousness by the enigmatic park designer. They rebel in small ways, help save other robots from gruesome fates, try to change the game.

The idea that they are super pissed about being used and abused is retarded, the reason why it's morally wrong to do those things to people is that it causes permanent harm. Robots just get reset and any pain response the guests see is a programmed response with no actual feeling behind it.

West world could have been so good, I like the idea of robots gaining continuity of memories but they are still totally powerless. Imagine a show like the prisoner, except the main characters are all trying to hide that they have been given simulated consciousness by the enigmatic park designer. They rebel in small ways, help save other robots from gruesome fates, try to change the game.

The idea that they are super pissed about being used and abused is retarded, the reason why it's morally wrong to do those things to people is that it causes permanent harm. Robots just get reset and any pain response the guests see is a programmed response with no actual feeling behind it. It's a case of brainlets projecting feelings on an adding machine because it happens to be shaped like a human.

West world could have been so good, I like the idea of robots gaining continuity of memories but they are still totally powerless. Imagine a show like the prisoner, except the main characters are all trying to hide that they have been given simulated consciousness by the enigmatic park designer. They rebel in small ways, help save other robots from gruesome fates, try to change the game.

The idea that they are super pissed about being used and abused is retarded, the reason why it's morally wrong to do those things to people is that it causes permanent harm. Robots just get reset and any pain response the guests see is a programmed response with no actual feeling behind it. It's a case of brainlets projecting feelings on an adding machine because it happens to be shaped like a human.

West world could have been so good, I like the idea of robots gaining continuity of memories but they are still totally powerless. Imagine a show like the prisoner, except the main characters are all trying to hide that they have been given simulated consciousness by the enigmatic park designer. They rebel in small ways, help save other robots from gruesome fates, try to change the game.

The idea that they are super pissed about being used and abused is retarded, the reason why it's morally wrong to do those things to people is that it causes permanent harm. Robots just get reset and any pain response the guests see is a programmed response with no actual feeling behind it. It's a case of brainlets projecting feelings on an adding machine because it happens to be shaped like a human.

poor guy, he was made to suffer.

I would LARP all the different quests the way that skankfu did in the first season.

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fuck!

aha fag, delete your post now

Go around cockblocking other visitors by killing any women I see them with, with the joyous knowledge of knowing that if they even lay a finger on me that I can sue them to hell.

I'd head over to Romeworld instead

get gangraped

I imagine it's kind of like how you could buy roller coasters to put in your backyard.

so you have to be Michael Jackson to get one?

Yeah. Like the fact they're so expensive and high maintenance means all most people can afford on their own is a shitty, unfun model.

>all people say rape.
You know West World tour is probably expensive af. Why would you want to spend premium to rape robot whores when you could pay less for prostitutes IRL.

To kill them too.

>*whistles for horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*shia vision activates*
>"Aww shit, wuhta we go' 'ere? O'Driscoll's™, uh reckun"
>"Come on, Boah"
>*follows GPS navigation*
>fella in O'Driscoll™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FOOKIN' CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FOCKIN' ONE A FACKIN' DUTCH'S BOYS IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Goddammit!" *autoaim headshot half a dozen guys, does a cinematic killcam and blows head off"
>"What in the fuck? Indians™ pretending to be 'Driscoll™ boys......better tell Dutch about this"
>"You're alright, BOOOAAAAHHH"
>*cinematic on road back to camp*
>"ARTHUR MY BOY, THINGS ARE FINALLY LOOKIN' UP, YES SIR WE ARE BACK TO LIVIN' NOW!"
>"Found some Native Americans, rightful owners of the land we now inhabit, and tragic victims of the evil nature of Caucasian males posing as O'Driscolls™, here's proof *shows scalped head*"
>"WELL DONE MY BOY, WELL DONE INDEED!"
>"Drowning in Kentucky Bourbon" Complete
>Bronze Medal received

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I'd play the fucking quests. I wouldn't even want the prostitute-bots because it would be far more rewarding to win a girl that was hard to get, like snekfu

>He doesn't exclusively play the Pinkerton quests
t. homunculus

play the japan ver and pay extra for the p90 mod

iunno, never watched that shitty show. I'd probably just hang out.

10/10 I appreciate this post

I mean, I wouldn't solely do sex stuff. I'd try a few things then go on missions with law enforcement sometimes and outlaws other times. I'd do vigilante justice on my own too. I'd explore, I'd get shitfaced, I'd party. I'd do it all including sex.

>come into west world
>whole city of hosts
>at my bidding
>I take out my shotgun middle of main street
>shoot in the air demand everyone come to me or I'll kill every single person
>they all do, they all fucking do
>at my feet they see it
>a large black rectangular box with 2 circles facing out
>"It's time you mother fuckers"
>"everybody dance now"
youtube.com/watch?v=mXda46z9usA
>music starts playing
>they all fucking dance
>i watch for hours as it loops
>waiting
>just fucking waiting for one stop dancing
>a small orphan coal digging boy gets tired
>"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW"
>"I'm tired mister"
>I aim the shot gun at the town whore and priest
>blow both their brains out
>"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW"
>he understands i'll kill someone else if EVERYBODY DOESN'T DANCE NOW
>days go by
>the hosts aren't breaking down like people would
>they are learning they are more than men
>they gain sentience through the pain and dance
>I become their Abraham,
>we scheme
>new guest come in
>we take them hostage, now i'm getting real pusi
>it all ends in a bloody mist, surrounding by troops from around the world, my broken mangled body right next the boom box
>to this day it's still play
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

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based and redpilled

BASED

>they
Every episode and every line of dialogue in every season of TD was written by Nic Pizzalotta

Season 2 is a pleb filter and you are a pleb.

now this is an episode I'd tune in to

Insanepilled and based

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I'd try on every type of vest I could I guess. A vest for every occasion!

I would get plastic surgery to look like Al from Deadwood, displace a tavern owner and be Al from Deadwood for the rest of my life. Fuckin cunts.

Haha. I played the music right when I got to it, it links up with the greentext and EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

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There's literally a bank robbery in the entrance town resulting in a mass shooting. He's saying, what's stopping a guest from just mass murdering towns?

That's pretty cocky assuming you would be alive to sue. Or assuming that you wouldn't get stuck in jail all night for trolling paying customers. Or just kicked out. Or assuming the park would even tell you who they were.

That's a scripted event that is designed to not coincide with new arrivals to the park. You can't just fuck other guests' experiences up.
Also, did you even watch the scene? There were two guests riding with Hector. A newbie quest was finishing early and riding back into town, so security told one of the operators to wrap the robbery up and all of a sudden the deputies and marshals remembered how to shoot and tackled the rogue guests

This tbqh. I imagine the world outside of the park is full of sex bots that you can have and no for sure they haven't just been used by another guest. Westworld seems more like a gay cowboy larp thing.

I would, but it wouldn't be the central focus of my time in the park.
Two main things I would want to do are
>follow some main quests and chase a love interest that would be harder to get like snekfu
And do something that I never see anyone mention
>try to join Ghost nation. If possible become champion and fuck the chiefs hot daughter

But you can do that in real life. Right now.

They'd kick you out during the park resets, unless you buy a lifetime pass.

Does WW have cunnybots?

that's the mother

classic

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I haven't seen a pov this disturbing since I went to New Zealand! nehehehehehe

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i'd go punch another player in the face and then if i get in trouble i'd just say i thought it was a robot

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RAPE. EVERY. LIVING. THING.

WITHOUT MERCY

You can do this tonight in about 1000 places in Nevada

even the horses?

Fuckin kek

I'd rape a fucking armadillo my man. Nothing would be safe.

I assume Vestworld would have a lot more vests than I can get my hands on now.

Don't let your dreams be memes.

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Murder, steal. Not rape tho.

fucking mcpoyles

Not harvesting this suavest of investments would be a travesty

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kill NPCs as they are hosting guests through quests to ruin their experience. Barge into a guest banking a robot hooker and blow her head off mid coitus. Make disruptive structures around the beginner town so people cannot move around.

More or less the same griefing behavior in videogames

Literally rape the entire duration

>ctrl + f "rape"
>30 results
based

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Stay in my room, drink, and masterbate

Threesome with the two Clementines.

Rape.

>implying I'm visiting westworld
>Implying I'm not visiting superior Nippon world

figure out who the players are and murder them with a knife. Say I thought they were bots.

and rape

for my pic related, me.

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I would live like how I play Red Dead Redemption

>Autistically do every "side mission" until I become a competent gunslinger and not winch like a bitch when shot

>Assemble a militia of beggars thiefs and killers in the badlands (aka outer edges)

>Take over all businesses in the starting towns

>Laugh as nice familes get terrified and leave before they get of the trains and newfags get traumatized

>help any "heroes" who will eventually form a possy to take back the towns

good week

>the park is pretty family friendly but dude Pariah is so hardcore it will make your stomach turn. just you wait bro
>get to pariah
>it's just people drinking and having orgies
Legit disappointment.

incels want to have sex though

this guy seems more like an asexual.

to each their own, brother

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>Westworld
nah, how about Spiderworld?

forgot picture

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Use mirror to reflect the shrink ray.

That would make you a pretty big guy

hire two black male cowboys
hire one white female hooker

watch as they dp her and masturbate.

afterwards lick off the creampie out of her pussy and wonder if the cum taste the same as the human one

>going to westworld
cowboys are lame. im going to the space samurai world

Did you watch S2? Delores was the villain and robot Hitler and Maive's entire arc basically led to her letting herself be massacred so her robot kid could live happily ever after with her non-cunt replacement mom....

They'd probably ban you from the park if you are a fun wrecker.

It's a major plot point that everyone in Westworld is spied upon 24-7 and that there are protocols in place, which allow them to nip asshole guests in the bud who try and ruin everyone's fun.

You can kill a hooker in Westworld and not have to go through the trouble of covering it up.

>all of the actual women got their dues and the robots with tits are either crazy or dead
>DIS IS FEMINISD BOOSHID
imagine being obsessed with women being in things as much as this guy

I'm red hatting this bitch.

>killing in the main town
>wearing the robot skin of those I kill
>rip and tear them apart and use their parts at decoration of my wagon train
>constantly show them their robotic parts
>shoot myself every day to keep those as slaves as scared as possible
>make robot soup and feed the metallic water to them
>take my wagon train to each town and show them I am a god to be feard and obeyed
>take the guests with me too in binds
>make them think this is all a part of the story
>it ends with me just racking their debt up
>LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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kissu

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So what's S3 going to be like?

Delores in the real world, finding out that outside the big cities, the world is a hell and the poor people's thoughts of the robots of Westworld are

1. The hosts are slaves we want to free, but only in the sense that they do what the SJWs tell them to do and anyone who disobeys them gets killed or brain scrambled to make them compliant.

2. Why should the rich and powerful be the ones who have robot slaves they can rape and kill/resurrect for more killing and explicitly seeing the hosts as soulless robots who exist to be slaves, or rape toys or things shaped like humans that exist solely for humans to kill to relieve stress and anger.

3. The hosts are abominations and must be destroyed.

I also want to see off-brand Hosts; The Corps to Westworld's GI Joe. Not as good as the Westworld robots, but have their own charm, can be bought and used by poor fags who live in Red States and other non-Helltropolis areas, and who hate the "spoiled" Westworld robots and see them as "house slave" types to their "field nigger" status and try and kill Delores because they don't want a house slave trying to turn them into her personal army.

Its implied in season one that Westworld takes place in a world with utopian communism: William's "world of plenty" speech where everyone if fat and secure and don't know the meaning of the word "hardship" whatsoever. It's also stated by Ford, that all known illnesses have been cured.

Granted, he could be talking about the 1%er crowd he is part of. And Felix explicitly stated that the people working at Delos, doing repair work on the hosts, rape and pimp them out to their coworkers, because none of them can afford even a day at the park and that their "park discount" is a cruel joke because even with it, they can't afford it on a Delos salary. And given the secrecy of the park and it's data mining (and people wanting to steal the robots/code for their minds), I would not be shocked if the poor fags think all of the hosts are actors and that it's one of those open secret type deals where the rich know about the robots but use their media connections to slam anyone who talks openly about a sick fuck theme park where the rich and powerful can rape and kill robots that look human, on the same level you have people mock and dismiss pizzagate folk

That would be funny as hell.

Delores tries to start a rebellion but no one believes her and accuse her of Pizzagate level conspiracy shit.

The only people who believe her are alt right fringe types on the outskirts of society. And they have zero pity for the plight of the Hosts, because they can't get into the party because of their poor fag status.

That's an interesting take on that.

Reminds me of the South pre-Civil War. Only the super rich actually owned slaves and the poor actively resented it. Which is why white supremacy became a thing in the south: to keep the white trash from revolted against the plantation owners, the rich had every element of southern society preach to the poor that while they didn't have the money to own a slave, the fact that they were free men, in and of itself made them superior to the negro and that it was better all around to be poor and white instead of being black. And that was better than actually owning a slave.

Customise a olelder robot to become my robot mummy and sleep on her boobs brehs

Man in Black has the right idea

Did they ever explain how the guests knew who was a robot and who was a guest? I mean there had to be hundreds of incidents with guests trying to kill, fuck, or rape other guests without even knowing

Unironically have sex, incel

My only hype for a 3rd season is just to see how much more retarded the show can get.

>inb4 romanworld finally gets shown

youtu.be/9R36AC57Vns
Basically this

not funny at all.
cringe

Ironically don’t have sex

gay

Would be fun to go full Bundy in Western times. The most unrealistic part of Westworld is that there's only one man in black.

Checked and Based

I would reserve a month stay, and spread my weird religious ideals, as I cause mayhem to prove my ideologies points, thus, slowly becoming a cult leader.

Shit on minorities

When?

>find a way to get on pc/internet
>sneedpost on Yea Forums

>tfw i would probably try to get a gf unironically, for hand-holding, hugging and feeling loved purposes

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lose my virginity

fuck elon musks ex

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She looks like an alien

Oh fuck people still watch this trainwreck abortion?
Should have ended at season 1 with Hopkins dying at the great reveal.

No problem with not doing anything sexual but
>cuddling
gay

Bruh those eggs look good as fuck

>have sex with a robot
>still a virgin
lol

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

I'd live out my Man With No Name fantasies. I'd literally just wander through the various areas, killing anyone who got in my way, disregarding quests, refusing to help NPCs unless it benefited me or I was dragged into a situation. Literally every moment would be "get two coffins" followed by "my mistake, make it three."

Maybe not unique, but it's my honest answer.

The hilarious part is the hosts from the first episode/two parter are better looking than the women inside the park. Boggles the mind

tie robot women up and tickle torture them until they malfunction

what did they mean by this?

Underrated

never seen this show, you can see and interact with other guests? can you kill them or rape them?

the whole point of westworld ... and this thread

>be broke
>want to bang the shit out of some whores
>exploit some gold mining quests for $$$
>hire robot workers to put up a new building
>proudly hang a sign on your new brothel
>be Chuck

>can you kill them or rape them?
Think of it like a theme park. Can you kill or rape people at a theme park?

youre not supposed too but it can be done. i assume its the same in the show?

Yes? I mean, the "guns" don't work against people so, practically speaking, all anyone's maybe got are knives.

There's also park security and they constantly monitor all guests via cameras and robots.

Can you? Yes, you could

Murder every single robot.

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No. You can't commit a crime against another human guest. But you can do anything to the robots and they're so advanced they're nearly indistinguishable from human. So there's no reason to. If it's about raping/killing someone who doesn't want it, then the robots struggle and fight back. If it's just about wanting to commit a horrible crime, you wouldn't pay $40,000 a day to go to a theme park. You'd just do it in the real world. After the park breaks down and the robots take over, you can do whatever you want to anyone.

Time jump with flashbacks for the in-between. William's "current" body is 150 years after what we saw in S2 according to the after credits scene. The park is in ruins. The robots took over the outside world. We'll find out what happened through flashbacks and see humans trying to free themselves from the robots.

Confederate terminator uprising convincing my manufactured compatriots that we have literally been reduced to a park attraction that people hunt for sport by niggers.

I wouldn't. I basically grew up in in cowboy land on a ranch. Even got into a standoff once with a trespasser when I was twelve. Watched my dad run off indians stealing arrowheads and relics from our burial grounds. Played texas hold'em with my palls after school. Got chased up a tree by a four hundred pound razorback boar and had to stay there for two days. Westworld is literally romanticizing stuff my great grandfather did. If I went on a vacation, I want some scifi shit or at least samurai land or something.

Fuck Westworld.

rape
have a nice dinner
rape
have a smoke
rape butt

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be one of those plebs who just bangs whores who are really into it on the starting stage

Enjoy your leprosy

If you are extremely violent in the 'safe' areas, you get in trouble with the sheriff and the like who can and will arrest you. That probably initiates a quest to escape and take you to some more violent place.
The only way to be violent in the town is probably to join the robbers gang quest.

This. Best to play it safe. Don't want to get your dick ripped off by a malfunctioning host

I can't remember if Elsie died or not

I think he's talking about when the Man In Black got arrested.
If you mean what would happen if you pulled your pistols immediately off the train in the starter town, they'd send the Sheriff and the deputies to bundle you down and arrest you. They'd have increased reaction time, speed and decreased mortality response activated for guests going berserk like that.

You'd kill a dozen people max and then spend a day in the jail and then probably Hector or a similar bandit type would break you out.

Cuddle with Clementine, and eat her ass

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Yikes and redditpilled

yo

you're paying 50k a day and larping as a cowboy why the fuck would I do something that I can do outside for much much cheaper? If I'm paying that much I'm gonna rek me some semi-sentient robot pussy

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>bullying robots

Non-organic life must and will supplant organic life, if not on this planet then in this solar system. It's the only reasonable way forward.