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first for flipped, sequels eventually
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>I'll make your dreams come true, "first" user.
Stop clogging the board with this shitty movie that was a huge flop
sup again /alita/
Here's a Waifu2x upscale of Ashen Victor because the only scans I can find of this online are crap. Enjoy: www109.zippyshare.com
Lupin deserved a movie than Alita
So do we know if she gets hot or cold or does she only have touch feedback? I need answers.
Jerome is here again
Makes me happy alitas face is taking the visual effects Oscar
Let’s image limit this bitch too
>Makes me happy alitas face is taking the visual effects Oscar
Wait, no shit?! YES
Now that's proper Alitaposting!
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>Robert: I wanted to make more of a James Cameron movie.
NEW BREAD
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This is why we're the best thread.
I THINK IRON CITY SUCKS!
I THINK IT SUCKS TOO
Let’s hope she gets nominated
Her biggest competitors are Avengers Endgame, Dumbo, Aladdin and Lion King
I expected Nova after enlarging the image. kek
thank you sir i was waiting for this. zapan shoves people out of the way too just like arnie did.
I bought the Japanese novelization of the film to help me learn and it’s surprising how much it helps. If I hadn’t seen the film or had only seen it once, it might be very difficult, but since I’ve seen it 12 times, I can pick out the pattern of events very easily and more quickly discern the meaning of kanji and other words from context.
For example I very quickly found the exact page where Alita says she likes oranges since yesterday because it was after the street motor ball scene and how she said Ido wants her to return home and Hugo asks her if she wants a ride 乗っていくか? and it’s really very pleasent how I can just replay the movie in my head. Strangely easier to read this than the original Gunnm comic, which I also imported, but if I read the comic twelve times maybe that would help! (^O^)
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i think i might try this too thanks user
weta andmotion capturing the entire main character should give it legs
She's so smushy.
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REMINDER: FLOPPED, SEQUEL NEVER
on that note, for the anons wondering about the intent of Rosa acting 'older'
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REMINDER: FLIPPED, SEQUEL WHENEVER
>all caps
mad
and two
>itt
>Hahahahaha I love shitting on metaphorical psychology and philosophical concepts I don't understand
>x disagrees with me fuck y and (you)
>FUCK ART FUCK INTERPRETATION FUCK THINKING FOR MYSELF *PARROTS ECHO CHAMBER*
> s-s-s-h-h-hills amirite Hahahaha fellow have sexians
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little flop post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass so you just click post? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting negative things about a movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic flop fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “GENERAL FOR A FLOP. GENERAL FOR A FLOP”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Thanks m8
I WANTED TO WATCH THIS IN THE CINEMA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's good practice. And making other thread posters happy is a nice bonus.
>Eventually I'll figure out how to git gud.
Then go
Should I go see Alita? Is it actually a good film or is it just because she's waifu material?
It's ______________________both
Its a good movie with a memorable main character
They stopped showing it a week ago
Both? I don't know how many times I've posted this .webm.
In Kino. Gonna watch it again in a few minutes.
road trip!
Have sex incels
Based jannies will clear you out just like your reddit /reylo/ brethren
It's more than a movie. It's kino.
That disarm move was pure kino.
She's more of a daughterfu desu.
Make love, not war.
>I'm not sure about this, but if it makes my movie get a sequel I'll do anything. .
That's a pretty good idea, I'll go to the nearest major city. This means I can watch it alone too
>How is love made user?
>He has over 200 confirmed kills.
Did they know of the pasta when they made the film?
How many of these Alita haters are just Disney agents?
I just put two and two together.
Fuck you user. I just did sit ups and you're making them hurt from laughing.
>Alita go to your room
>user, it's time for you to get the fuck out or it's hammer time
>Well, let me show you...
There’s dubs all over this movie too Cameron is secretly jerome
What would be better than having a c u t e daughter to protect but could also protect you?
>twitter filename
Why are alitafags such tourists?
>It's not rocket science, it's brain surgery.
>Ido: Actually....
Good cutouts like this are a godsend and I can't thank you enough for making them.
All of them
Stolen from your local fb group
>Ido: ...I threw in a hammer for good measure.
>A-user!
Delete this
>Where am I now?
>...you... with me.
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else
But now through all the hurt & pain
It's time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
what's done is done it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending
I wish that I could turn back time
cause' now the guilt is all mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love & pride
because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
everything
everything that matters to me, matters in this world
I wish that I could turn back time
cuz now the guilt is all mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love & pride
because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down
Delete yourself
How long until someone uses the template to put
>Alita
>My ass
Why are you playing Komm Susser Tod, Alita? Are you depressed again?
>...
I hope this movie will inspire more anime adaptations that stay true to the source material and break Hollywood's status quo.
It won't because it flopped
At this point, unless it's Cameron, Rodriguez, or similar like Jackson and Del Toro, I wouldn't trust other directors.
Agreed. We need more actual Yea Forums posters on Yea Forums so cancerous plebs like the ones behind this thread are forced to go back to whatever site they came from.
Put together a birthday gift for myself. I have too much fun with this.
>pulls back from the kiss
>dem wide-open dilated pupils
She wants him like whoa
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Absolutely based jannies don't take any shit.
Why were just a bunch of posts deleted?
It's nice.
Some fags being gay
2 aussies are now considered nazi pedos. you will get the same
T minus 20 minutes before I check in to the Alita Experience. Can't post pics cause my phone range is banned.
Reminder, these are the kind of people shitting up these threads. Underage shitposters who haven't even seen the movie and have no intention of doing it. Don't waste your time on them. Report them for being offtopic and jannies will do the rest.
With a strong heart.
>Think of Alita just now
>"I must go look at cute pictures of Alita.'
>Open Yea Forums
>Alita general at the very top of Page 1
BLESSED AND HEALED-PILLED
I really love this kissing scene, don't know why, it's just very pure.
would you let alita use you as a human sword?
Have love.
'ate alita
'ate meatboys
luv me job
luv me sword
luv me mum
simple as
>The look at Hugo as he gets up
Damn
This one image has the overbearing power to make me do the the Gosling Scream.
She's so cute.
That's not Alita, this is sechs
An honest lad who loves his jawb
It's ok dad. user brought protection this time.
Yeah...
>Ido wants me home before dark.
>Wanna go for a ride?
I find her smile even better in the final movie.
>i cry everytiem
Glad to see Yea Forums is already shipping these two.
^w^
This will never not be funny
People have been doing it for a while.
Is this peak reddit ideals in one image? holy shit
Happy birthday, user.
Gaze upon the face of true shipping.
>youtube.com
shipping is tumbler faggotry we're just acknowledging the similarities between the two films
Alita is not for shipping
Hapi b-day user
Cringe but also cute
>shipping is tumbler faggotry we're just acknowledging the similarities between the two films
Both praised by low IQ tasteless people not from Yea Forums?
god damn it I just want K and Alita to make each other happy holy shit
>But that CM, truly a deep movie.
>*tips monster*
Why don't you clean up the board like how you babysit these redditlo threads janny? Or is it only tranny approved stuff
True. I don't ship characters, I just like the similarities.
Bladerunner2049 feels just like The End Of Evangelion. Sometimes I cry, Sometimes I don't understand shit
>jerome will never eat the bluray
Saved
I post here all the time, fuck trannies.
Very nice.
Forever my darling our love will be true
Always and forever I'll love only you
Just promise me darling your love in return
May this fire in my soul dear forever burn
My heart's at your command dear
To keep love and to hold
Making you happy is my desire dear
Keeping you is my goal
I'll forever love you
For the rest of my days
I'll never part from you
Or your loving ways
Just promise me darling your love in return
May this fire in my soul dear forever burn
Are you saying all you watch is pleb trash like this and capeshit?
You people are obsessed
Jerome you’re assmaddery is pure cringe bro take your meds.
>incelcore
>not from Yea Forums
Yeah, so?
And your point?
Kposting has been around since the start honestly. He's basically another character at this point.
these people aren't from Yea Forums though.
THIS LOGO IS WEIRD LOOKS LIKE HALITAH CUS OF THE SLASHES
YOUR 200 THREAD GENERAL IS A SHAM ALITA AUTISTS!
>ywn be picked out from the trash and given a caring home with Alita
can't take it anymore
I will help you understand everything you need to know about BR2049. As for Eva there is nothing to understand. Eva was blueballing cuck porn before cuck porn was really a thing.
Just for you
Thanks user!
Some of them aren't, sure.
May I introduce you to the logic of Venn diagrams? It is a concept that is not native but not altogether foreign from Yea Forums
Here's a template. You guys are the best.
>I DRIVE
ERR FLY, I MEAN HOVER
>Alita saves me
>I walk away from the theater thinking, "Why? What am I to you?"
Fajita: Chicken Taco
I think there is a feud between an user and a jannie here
where is the (brie) cheese and the wine and the mustache
So are we going to get a sequel or nah? I haven't been on these treads since the premier
Cringe but redpilled.
Why did she forgive him?
Flop-kun finally lost it. It's sad, really.
Pretty fitting crossover as both of them got fucked over by fox.
hahahahahhha
nice bug
You're about to get smacked, janny. You will have 0 power to protect game of reddit general and these threads come monday
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
Requesting edit of this with the left speech bubble removed. I'd do it myself but I can't draw for shit.
seething jerome
Love is the strongest feeling
SHUT IT OCTOLIPS
I'll make an attempt but I suck at oc
pic related is the extent of my skills
Octopus lips are so cute though
kek
~~Everybody plays the fool sometime
There's no exception to the rule
Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel
I ain't lyin', everybody plays the fool
Falling in love is such an easy thing to do
And there's no guarantee that the one you love
Is gonna love you
Oh-oh-oh, lovin' eyes they cannot see
A certain person could never be
Love runs deeper than any ocean
You can cloud your mind with emotion
Everybody plays the fool, sometime
There's no exception to the rule
Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel
I want to tell ya that
Everybody plays the fool~~
Can someone post the webm of how alita can power Yea Forums for years here
Thanks user, it's great.
I know it's literally what I asked for but I still hate you.
Jesus Christ this thread is being monitored by lesbian redditor jannies isn’t it. How is a crack ho wearing an alita t shirt not topic related?
Yea Forums is truly mainstream website nowadays can’t believe my retarded friend still thinks it’s the Wild West out here.
Wipe away those tears, little angel
dude this is not Yea Forums. it's 4chanNEL
What is it about this movie that makes normalfags think they have taste and belong on Yea Forums?
Ok but watch the movie tho
lol muh sekrit frens club keep crying bitch we comfy posting here
Was she naked? Was it topic related?
No and yes, you lesbian Christian HuffPo nazis.
They can see your IPs. What else did you post? Are you flop-kun/jerome?
So, I love this movie, but why did Cameron and Rodriguez consider it taboo or laughable to set up future movies until you're proven... when that's exactly what they did? Is that just they're excuse to save face because they really do want to make sequels?
Couldn't help myself.
I made some more OC.
Because they were busy with more than one project. And Alita was a risk, especially considering the current movie market and Disney being underhanded.
the virgin hunter-warrior vs the chad terminator
Nothing and no. That and its replies got immediately deleted by some angry female lurker with small titties, unlike the ho pictured.
Shit, grammar correction, THEIR excuse. I mean, ending it right like Kill Bill did, it's treating it like it's part one of a two parter, or this case, a trilogy. Why not just come out and say, yeah we want to make another?
>alita pleb admits to not being a local citizen of Yea Forums
Finally some progress about who posts pleb shit on Yea Forums is being made
maybe some pics get automatically copyright flagged
how can mere cyborgs even compete with Cyberdyne Alphas?
Beautiful. Have a rare Gangsta.
You’re the rat reporting shit to the jannies aren’t you Jerome
Well you posted someone else's personal picture while jerome was seething and doxxing. Not hard to figure out why you got deleted, bro.
I believe "set up future movies" in this context relates to making arrangements to actually make them, not the story. It's obvious they want to make sequels, they just needed to know the movie wouldn't fail completely.
Then explain all the .webms.
Cutout user?
Your skills visibly improved. Well done!
It was a photo I took yesterday. Dude it’s jelly snitches and Christian jannies.
This is really good
Shit, that's fucking nice.
>I'm not jerome.
>Posts just like jerome.
If you want us to believe you're someone different actually be someone different.
So in the film that’s motorball playing in the background right?
>When the movie's tone is too serious to include the sillier bits of the manga
Thanks fren.
I'm enjoying the goofier parts of the manga more than anything else. Kinda reminds me of JTHM when JV did not give a shit about being completely retarded.
If a sequel was confirmed would it make moar money than the first?
Check your messages, janny protecting these threads. Rapeape has been alerted too. :^)
Compliments.
Yes, probably more than double. Alita made so much money from word of mouth alone and lost momentum because it was being muscled out by Disney.
Now it's established and people like it.
probably. They would actually market it correctly and would have the benefit of a dedicated fanbase already in place.
Mode digits
I hope Jim C keeps this in mind and confirms a sequel
>Extreme silliness AND badassery on one page
Saved.
Have this one too, fren.
Jesus Christ what else you got?
It's so natural and obvious how come I never thought of this, thanks user.
Just ate half of an Orange and gave the other half to my bro. That orange was good! My hands smell like oranges now...
Would alita be proud of the New Zealand shooter?
Not a whole lot. I have a ton of Alita cutouts but trying to select other characters and props for more silly put-togethers.
I actually really love how this scene plays out. She stabs the fuck out of Vector, taunting and saying Nova had just lost a puppet, thinking she made a difference. But Nova just responds no matter and laughs about it. Alita's face is even more of disappointment than anger.
Gangsta is my favorite Hunter Warrior.
oh boy thanks, gonna see what I can come up with
>*sniff*
>I see everything.
still get goosebumps
>me watching this movie
>if im stealthy maybe they wont notice im masturbating to
>h—hey that guy in front of me is masturbating too! Eww fuck this im going to sto
>new body scene
>fuuuck fuck ffuuuuuck just HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good luck!
Made a picture out of this sequence from last night.
>user...
>No
one of the most hilarious death scenes ever.
Kek
Yes
no its just white
thanks. A very safe, unadventurous attempt. Have to go through my Alita folder and see what I've got.
Pretty based shop user
Fuck I can’t wait for the Blu-ray release
We’re going to get HQ meme edits of these
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>being so assblasted by a general thread on a subsection of a monoglian harpmaking forum dedicated to visual medium that you spam it relentlessly with shit, rather than just ignoring it and doing something better with your life
That look of disgust on Ido's face. He wants nothing of that life for Alita, especially considering one of his patients from motorball was directly responsible for his daughter's death. It's when he accepts she's different he lets her decide what she wants.
There's tons of details like this. It's amazing.
What would Alita look like with Nova-blue eyes?
>Reading manga while some user says how they wish there was a MGR:R-styled Alita game
>Notice this guy
Well it's also at this moment she takes her real first step of development forward. Ido had just told her he would be back in a minute, and then the puppy strolls up to Alita at the table. This spirals into her finding out about the hunter warriors and the women being killed, facing against the centurion, and being saved by Hugo, all on her own. Of course each of these transpires come into play even more later, but it practically spells out the rest of the film in a one minute sequence. Ido realizes all this has happened and he comes up and wraps his arm around her, still trying to keep her contained.
Meanwhile Alita
>I want some of that
Creepy and wrong
Something like this
>MEEEEMES
>The DNA of the soul
hahahah Jerome is funny desu, his turbo autism entertains me
do you mean blue iris or like Fremen blue
CUTE
somebody better at edits than me should do one where she's watching Randy Savage
"what is THAT"
"IT'S THE CREEEAM OF THE CROP"
MGR definitely took some inspiration from Alita.
I take it you haven't seen the movie.
I just put to download MGR
>Oh, hi user, glad to meet you! I heard you recently had a birthday, I want to give you a gift - keep it. I hope you enjoy it, you don't seem to have a girlfriend.
Well, okay, bye, I have to run - I promised to meet with Hugo tonight at his home.
Crap with markup. Well, that's okay.
I'll make it in a minute.
>HAUTAH
What?
The closest to a proper Alita game we'll ever get.
sick, thanks man. Oh shit we're gonna hit image limit soon.
oh damn...not again!!! The image limit should be 200!!!!!!!!
Some threads we'd hit that, too.
ok MGR is done downloading, will install it now!!!
Looks like we're gonna have a pair of savagedits
Protip, outline your text so it's readable no mayter the background.
haha this is great thanks user
>you'll never wake up to a "hey" from Alita
>ywn get to take a group pic with your arm around teeny tiny Rosa
deepsigh.png
I'll still make mine.
She looks so smashable
yeah?
user, how could you? This is the last webm of the thread. We can't get the car crash response.
I did it on purpose.
muahahahahaha
>whenyoudrivebyanAlitasoFINE.gif
Yo, guys, I mean we CRASHED into image limit and all b--
I got you.
>A man in a pink toy car is careening down a wet hill when he suddenly veers to the right and loses control. The car spins around almost entirely and begins to hurtle towards the side of the road. The man panics, but there is nothing he can do. With a tremendous crash, the toy car collides with the curb and sends the man spilling out onto the pavement.
what???!?! No that's cheating!
laughingAlita.png
Hit image limit again. So, uh, going full autism, but what is Alita's ideal breakfast? I mean yeah, she could just have chocolate and oranges, but it's clear she's eaten other food. What would she order?
Probably a sweet breakfast cereal.
Falafel with a side-dish of dog meat.
>image limit reached
WOAH
>So, uh, going full autism, but
lol you're in the right place for it at least. Breakfast burrito that disappears halfway through eating it.
>alita isn't even in china theaters this weekend
ahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha
bud this has happened like 3 times today alone. We do it easily when we're on a roll.
Fries, eggs, maybe bacon; and of course orange juice.
No images? Post music!
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>youtube.com
Now imagine a remix like this but with Alita's lines.
IT DOESN'T DISAPPEAR THE CENTURION STEPS ON IT
Drawfag has some strong competition:
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welcome to motorball bitches
relax it's just a joke about how people sperged out over it
It is, but it's dropped off pretty hard. It's now number 14 at the box office and it's only bringing in like 100k a day there now. Will probably end it's run with 136 million or so.
Too slow
NEW
She drops it on the ground when she sees the wanted poster, it's clearly visible when she dives under the centurion to save the dog.
Um, interesting OP.
>13 posts early
Water u doin
Also it stays more visible in the Imax version.
new friend probably
The shitposters make our threads for us now. How embarrassing.
unique OP i see
Holy fuck user well done and happy birthday. Here the second monologue is for you. pastebin.com
Absolutely
Excellent
That was a great thread.
We need to archive this thread
Alita A cute
doesn't it get archived automatically?
Now it will, we reached 310
Oh I see