How does Yea Forums feel about this show and the KonMari method?

Asians are 100x worse than Jews

>Asian woman makes tens of millions of dollars telling fat weebs to clean their rooms because she's yellow
cringe, but I can't really blame her for it.

>fat weebs

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She was already succesful before the show and I don't think that many fat weebs bought her book or hired her services.

How to get a qt asian gf as a tall white man?

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>hugs qt asian waifus
>ignores wife
based and yellowpilled

you can actually pinpoint the exact frame this man becomes ricepilled

I wouldnt mind cleaning out her room if you get what I'm saying

Order a catalogue bride from Thailand

She's such a shitty wife to be fair

>Oh god yes
>The cute bitesize waifus
>*SNIFFFF* fuck she smells so good
>Ugh ew ew gross it's the white one get it away

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What is it? She just tells you to throw shit out and stop being lazy?

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For a second he dreamed that he had a cute asian waifu waiting for him to come home from work and that he was happy.

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I think I want a Japanese or Korean one.

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Does anyone have the webm of the baby reaching out for Mari instead of the mom

While being the cutest smollest thing in the world.

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Travel

>tfw no tiny jap gf that throws away your garbage and cleans your room and sorts all your other crap

this would actually save 90% of us

Would fuck the shit out of this tiny jap cunt

JAV code?

at this point why do white roasties even try

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>tfw the yellow fever is so real it turns you asian

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You want to suck her ASS???

calm down Brie wrong thread

I don't care about being horny anymore, I'm just really lonely brehs

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Go to Japan then. Learn a bit of the language and don't be too pushy or loud.

>implying she wouldn't make you do everything while explaining what you're supposed to do

vastly underrated post, although desu most of these women typically either perfect 10s or tiring to look at usually because the uglier ones never smile, they have given up

>white woman only one with a tattoo (visible and on her shoulder)
like pottery

This is the reality, but bitter weebs will never experience it anyway. Let them dream.

Marie noticed the girl getting ignored and stilled laughed in her face lol

have sex

And where I meet them qts?

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me in the hat

outside
that might be a big obstacle for you

Shinjuku. You can use tinder as well.

Look in OP's pic the way she's posing and looking at the husband, she does it on purpose!

Thats true
I barely go outside

checked and based

I don't like when Asian girls dye their hair and eyebrows

t. Korean

Thanks will try when I get there next year.

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>superior nipponese qts go out of their way to welcome him home
>white sow sits there waiting for him to greet her and then gets annoyed when he doesn't immediately
you know what you have to do my man

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we MUST protect that smile

>ordering an asian roastie
I have a coworker who is a "mail order bride" from one of those countries and apparently she's got a thing for me. Even told me friend she doesn't understand why I won't reciprocate. Its fucking weird to be honest.
She still kept talking how she loves her husband etc, then comes with a couple of her girlfriends to a small get-together at our house dressed in a super tight dress like a slag.
Its tempting, but fuck messing around at work. People will find out, there'll be a bunch of drama with her husband and those cunts will never shut up.

>That episode where Marie throws out books written by black authors and CDs made by black musicians
Jesus Christ Kondo, I didn't know Raimi was helping out on your show.

to be fair shes a jew too

EURASIANAS ARE BETTER! FACT!

>it's a nationalist raimi episode
youtube.com/watch?v=n70AgNDh6qg

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He was just trying to polite and didn't notice his wife was going in for a hug because he wanted to put his fucking shit down. No big deal at all.

My sides.

COPE!

hngggggggggggggggggg she gets on her toes to hug him and her ass is presented as a gift to mankind.... hnnnnnnggggggggg

God I want Marie to fart in my mouth so bad bros..... hnggggggggggg

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based AND redpilled post

She looks like she fucks white guys.

Porn parody when?

>gets white and asian girls
Is there anything CHAD can't do?

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her slightly crooked teeth are cute as heck

>you mad, white roastie

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her body language shows how tense she is from seeing that hug

What is it with white roasties and tattoos?

Weeb celibate?

she's LIVING you ass
that's her fucking LIFE right there

No, that's just something am*ricans do because an am*rican is an honorary nigger, no matter his skin color.
They aren't called amerimutts for nothing.

>that awkward hug
It's as if he's hugging his boss.

only because his wife is watching

it's a power move, just look at him making eye contact with the pig

A power move would be an actual proper hug.
Do you millennials even know how human relationships work?

Reminder that Yea Forums has a high number if female posters so these are probably unironic roastbeefs

>the pig

jej

So what?

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>Reminder that Yea Forums has a high number if female posters
Source?

Underrated

They flood over here for various generals like GoT and TWD.

The japanese were a honorable people, but ever since we nuked them to hell and back they turned into a bunch of pussies.
Maybe we should have invaded them.

>everyone not obsessed with asians is a roastie

>Reminder that Yea Forums has a high number if female posters so these are probably unironic roastbeefs
Can i get one as gf please
No uggos and fatties please, crazy ones are ok tho

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Calm down white whore.

>Netflix version inspires women to clean up
>Porn parody inspires men to clean up

Would this fulfill Mr. Clean's vision for world clean?

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MAR-1113

>america invades japan
>sterilizes/kills the men
>turn the women into domestic waifus
we could've had it all

imagine being attracted to a literal midget

They are all crazy, they don't shower and they get very little sleep so they are in permanent zombie state.

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Imagine not wanting to spark joy in her womb.

Yeah that's great where can i get one

Is it true that if you watch the show and don't clean your room in seven days she comes out of the tv and murders you like Sadako?

they also have very hostile personalities.

In GoT threads and /vg/ generals about games with customization.

No, most have a very low energy and depressed personalities.
The angry ones are election tourists who are autistic over politics.

maybe you are right. I suppose you only really notice the angry ones.

Easiest way to be unique

Need a cute, small, lispy Jap gf PRONTO

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i just wanna curl up with her on the sofa after i come home from work

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I want to cum inside her

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your hapa children will resent you

Asians tend to be more efficient and smarter but lack creativity
She won’t fuck you dude, give it a rest

Only the sons

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I want to smell the seat of that horse to get a whiff of her azn slit

based

Would have been catastrophic in terms of loss of human life; it would be Stalingrad x100 with the street to street fighting that would have happened. Tons of american and Japanese posters here would probably never have been born

And the Mel Gibson movies about it years later would be pure kino

Fitting comparison, because the Soviet Union would have invaded Japan with us and split it into a shithole commie North Japan and a free South Japan.

youtube.com/watch?v=AymEJaJ8q6c
why are they so based?

CunnyMari

They've always been pretty fucked up people

we can still play videogames fren, and eat pizza

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I'd katawa her shoujo

I want her to give me a lap pillow and stroke my hair and face while whispering "daijoubu" over and over again to me.

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good thing asmr is a thing

I want to have a closet full of cute little outfits to dress her up in and have her sit on my lap while I brush her hair and tell her how pretty she is.

thats a daughter

But also have sex with her.

*hits pipe knowingly*

I'd like a cute small Japanese gf but they're not really into black guys.

Fuck white women instead

white thot slayed

Was Marie going in for a handshake or a hug? It's hard to tell because of how small she is compared to a normal human being

How often do you hug your boss?

They're all small. The average Japanese woman is 5'2".

Is this some kind of jewish psyop to push racemixing about white men too?

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They are though, they just don't advertise it as much
t. black guy engaged to a japanese girl

yeah?

Really gets my noggin joggin

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OBSESSED

>the only women loyal to their race are white
Proof that there's no upgrade from being white.

That isn't a source, that's you talking out of your ass
Now post an actual source

i can't argue against this

Based

>Asian girls literally fuck black men the same amount as white women
>This entire thread
Hmm indeed.

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It's only for a split second, but you see the wife's arm reflexively reach out to her husband to steer his attention away from the Asian cutie.
>REEE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

who knows dude

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wtf i love the japanese occupation of korea now

Yeah, it would've been a real mess.

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Thinking of buying her book for my mother
She's a neat freak anyway so I wonder if it helps her

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fuck could you imagine all the war crimes China would commit?

Reminder that when referring to whites, we mean westerners exclusively.

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I just want this

Racemixing has always been a minor thing.
I don't think even with all the propaganda in the world you could increase the rate of racemixing.
It's natural pscyhology.

>tfw I only recognize about 8 countries there

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>I don't think even with all the propaganda in the world you could increase the rate of racemixing.
>It's natural pscyhology
This is unironically true;
phys.org/news/2016-08-bias-disgust-mixed-race-couples.html

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Point is that Western/Northern European countries' women don't believe in the traditional feminine role whereas Eastern European do.

>friend is is balding early
>starts becoming more of a recluse
>gets into anime
>balding gets worse
>haven't seen him in the company of a woman in ages
>starts openly talking about going to japan
Gee I wonder why

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Tell him to stop jerking his hairline away

You're legit retarded.

>durrrrr my addiction to porn isn't making me bald durrrrrrrrr

Pure denial, baldlet

In the episode she's like scolding him for not helping her. Also he has over 140 pairs of shoes, he's obsessed with collecting sneakers. And his wife is expecting.

growing up is about learning to play the hand you're dealt

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Of course you're a phonetard.

and then i want to pat her on the head and take her out for ice cream

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>white roastie converting a stripper pole into a carousel horse
the absolute STATE

eat raw

Cry more baldlet porn addict

Baldlet would imply that I have little to no balding, retard. Lurk moar until you figure out what the lingo means, zoomie.

why did this show make journalists mad?

Imagine coming home to a qt affectionate housewife. This is the worst timeline.

>countries from the shittiest to best
Really makes you think.

Folks at work are purging their stuff hard and dropping it on the free table. I found amazing shit every week. Thank you KonMari!

It means you're a bald faggot and everyone knows you're addicted to porn when they look at your non-existent hairline, I bet you're a manlet as well

The show takes the worst bits of the book, while applying the categories into an american reality tv setting

>trying to bully strangers on an anonymous site because you feel completely powerless IRL
Suicide is always an option, weak wrists.

balding is genetic, it doesn't come from masturbation.

>his older brother is a successful bodybuilder
>his kid brother is already taller than him and more ripped
Fucking kek desu desu.
He is still my best friend, but the hint of self pity in his speech has started to annoy me.
Cunt is strong as fuck, has a good paying steady job and can grow a sick beard yet has began to behave like a pussy.

He knows, he's just creating a scene for the attention his dad never gave him.

>everything I own brings me joy
>house is perpetually cluttered
it's a stupid method, she cute though

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>grow beard
>shave head
as long as he looks like a mad cunt and not like a bear

Still a daughter.

What does this actually say though? Like you can't just put individual word-symbols together like that, that forms a new word / meaning

According to the google, "居笑愛" comes out as "RAFFING ANDU ROVINGU"

I like it generally since I prefer relatively spartan design over LIVE LAUGH LOVE signs plastered over every inch of available wall. Though I do think her method may actually just be a self-defense mechanism to keep people from picking her smol body up and fucking her on nearby furniture/shelves/decorations, which would be reduced by predators following her method

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Discuss the show

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Yeah thats what I've been wanting to tell him, but I fear he'll think I'm mocking him because of his hair or some stupid shit like that.
He's not fat either. Like I said he's fit and strong as fuck. We used to lift together in high school and even then he went heavy. Guy literally benched more then than I do now after lifting for years.

Now you're giving me flashbacks of dating a 4'8" girl,it was a wild ride

I appreciate the spoiler for that historical slogan that will be condemned throughout the ages

Cant save him if he doesnt want it, gonna be tough seeing it happen

I haven't watched it because I'm not a hoarder and Yea Forums's got the bases covered on cute/lewd pics.

>all these deleted posts

I guess they didn't spark joy

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Chad clearly wants every bitch the fuck out of his house so he can chill.
>coming home and finding your retarded wife and friend
>coming home and also putting up with camera man and small asian rat person that wants to go through your shit and give you life lessons

I'm surprised no american has shot them in the face yet.

just like my japanese animes

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It's dumb and inherently consumerist.

Just don't buy a lot of shit

Why do Americans need people from the other side of the world to tell them to clean their room?
Wasn't Paterson, or Peterson, or however the fuck that boomer is called enough?

what if I'm already a filthy mutt?

the wife just stood there while actual feminine women approached the man for affection. also she is the only one with a tattoo. gross!

he could have come home to that affection every day if he had made better life choices

first character isn't live, which would be 生活, instead its 星 which means star.

other characters are there. incidentally its strange, because character catchphrases come in sets of 5 or 7 characters, something taken from poetry structure.

Keep dreaming roastie

This will be the most analyzed scene in the history of Yea Forums

>the webm that saved Yea Forums

Hug. She clearly lifts her right arm high. So high she even has to lower it to be able to give a hug as the guy leans forward! Her left arm needs adjustment for the same reason too, this time because of the guy's moving hand.

youtu.be/HAoNTcuxJa8

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>also she is the only one with a tattoo. gross!
Later in the episode she has a visible herpes sore on her lip.

yikes, an incel mutt thinks he looks like that

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The absolute state

>KHV and get horrible cold sores whenever I'm stressed out
I may as well kill myself

He's done it again

The more you analyse and watch this clip the better it gets

>tfw 30yo KHV and never got herpes

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based

I read her manga and now I put my socks away neatly
wish I had her socks though

Fucking good for you

SHES SO FUCKING TINY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sh..she's grown...

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b-bros....

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